1. Do you still talk to your first love?
Yes, Kona's always with me.

2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone? 
To reject someone.  I hate to do that.  But I've used to being rejected.  Most people assume I'm stupid and insensitive because I'm a caveman. It's simply not true.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
ancient tribal drums.

4. What is the best thing about your current job?
Getting paid by NeanderTech.com to just be myself!

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class? 
not really

7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
I take Kona for a walk around the fish lake every 5th day.

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
I've been able to travel the world with my new job.  It might be nice to go back to Neander Tal Valley and visit family.

9. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
No, I don't "work out" that much, but I'm tough and strong from everyday living.

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
I have a mixture of old friends and family and new friends from work.  I've been meeting lots of people here on Myspace.  It's great!

11. Have you ever done something you regretted?
I once fell asleep during fire watch on a cold, snowy night.  I had to work really hard to get the fire going again, and I though Kona would kill me!

12. Do you like pulp-y orange juice?
Mmmm...yes.  I'd love to have some right now.

13. Are you touchy feely?
Only with Kona.

14. Did you cry at your highschool graduation?
No.  But I did feel emotionally overwhelmed.

15. Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
Sun definitely.

16. What are two of your favorite places to eat?
Kona's cooking is the best!  After that, I like that Internet cave close by my home cave.  They serve mammoth steak sandwiches and berry juice smoothies.  Awesome!

17. What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
Kona snores, but she's so cute!

18. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
No, but I'm bi-pedal.

19. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
My real friends don't make fun of me.  But people who don't know me sometimes call me stupid and clumsy.

20. What's your worst personality flaw?
I guess I'm a little paranoid that people (i.e. homo sapiens) won 't accept me.

22. Would you ever parachute off of a plane?
no, planes scare me.

23. Have you ever ridden an elephant?
well, does a mammoth count? then yes. 

24. Are you Irish in any way?
Not Irish. More French, German, and African mix.

25. Have you ever ridden in a U-Haul?
no

26. Do you like to play Scrabble?
Yes. Of course, we play with stone tiles.

27. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
well, we often wash our clothes while we bathe, so sort of.

28. Have you ever drank Jack Daniels?
once, but it was pretty gross.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
A gentleman does not kiss and tell!

30. What are you saving your money up for right now?
I'm working for a bigger cave for Kona.

31. What was the last giftcard you received?
I got a gift certificate from NeanderTech.com for free Internet access because I am their mascot.

32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
see # 27



33. What do you do when you spy a bug in your house?
Mmm... protein.  My favorites are grubs and caterpilars.

36. What is your favorite children's movie?
Captain Caveman versus Godzilla

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Very Random Survey ARE YOU 18? No, 32 DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? No, it was my turn for the night watch at the cave. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? Man, I'd love some nuts and berries.  WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? my club, family pictures GRILLED OR FRIED? Grilled WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? I'm one of the last living cavemen in the world.  That makes me pretty unique.  Also, I'm a caveman that's into technology! FAVORITE HANGOUT? the cave 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT? my club, my wife Kona, and NeanderTech.com Internet access! FAVORITE SONG? Sons of Lucy by Army of Lovers OPINION OF A GIRL WITH EARRINGS GOING ALL THE WAY UP HER EARS! wow, she's probably a Cro-Magnon princess! WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? saber-toothed tigers ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? Just because I'm a Neanderthal doesn't mean I'm insensitive!  I like to give thoughtful gifts to Kona all the time : a shoulder rub, a rock necklace, a pile of firewood. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? "The NeanderTech guy" ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE NEANDERTECH.COM CLAN? Yes, of course! WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME?  Zurg WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME?  Adah STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? my wife, Kona FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?  any but the Geico caveman ones! FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE? My kids and Kona WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? my club, spear, and NeanderTech.com log-in information. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? a brave hunter WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11?  I'm usually sleeping when the sun goes down. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET? brown and furry WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? My lovely wife and beautiful children.

Kona (my wife) asked me to put these on here to share with all you ladies.  (or guys who enjoy cooking).  She's the best cook I've ever known and I have always been impressed by her way in the firepit. 

Fired Mammoth

Ingredients:
1 Mammoth

Directions:

1.  Build a BIIIIIIIG fire.
2.  Using a stone knife, cut mammoth into pieces about the size of a medium rock. 
3.  Throw the pieces onto the fire.
4.  Remove when black and charred on the outside and still nice and red and juicy on the inside.
Serves approximately 40.

Nuts and Berries

Ingredients:

Nuts
Berries

Instructions:

1.  Mix together and serve. 

Servings vary

Variation:

1.  Lay nuts and berries in a warm, dry, sunny place for several hours.
2.  Using large club, guard from other tribes and maruading animals.
3.  When completely dry, place in leather pouch and you can use for travel while looking for more nuts and berries.

NOTE: my brother-in-law likes a variation called "rocks and sticks".  But he was never quite right in the head.

Fish on Sticks

Ingredients:

1-3 fish for each person
one stick for each fish

Instructions:
1.  Skewer fish on the stick
2.  Enjoy

Variation:
Some people like this variation, made like "fired mammoth". After skewering fish on the stick, hold in fire until black and charred.  This will not take as long as mammoth, so be careful!  Also, use a long stick, or you will burn your hair!