Status: Single
City: Brooklyn
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/31/2005
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Sunday, November 08, 2009
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Current mood:  amorous
Category: Parties and Nightlife
Dear Autumn Lovers, Fall is here, something like love, but not
love is in the air, and I'm less than a month away from
turning 30 and totally having a meltdown about it, so let's CELEBRATE!
Come see The Lisps at Glasslands this THURSDAY November 12th at 9pm. Doors at 8, we go on something like 9:45. Here are some facts about the show: 1.
We are playing with Miracles of Modern Science, Team Genius and Pet
Ghost Project, all of which are really good band names, and more
importantly, really good bands.
2. Glasslands in on S. 2nd street and Kent in Williamsburg, only a few
blocks from my apartment, so if you go home with me, a pretty short
walk. 3. If you tell me you want a shout-out, I will give you a shout out, and it will be good and long, and very specific.
and here are some historical things that happened on Nov 12th, that are somehow related to me: 1. 1933 – Hugh Gray takes the first known photos of the Loch Ness
Monster (I have been to Loch Ness, but did not actually witness the
Loch Ness Monster, but almost everyone I talked to there claimed to see
him "all the time." Crazy.) 2.
1938 - Hermann Goring proposes plans to make Madagascar the "Jewish
Homeland" - an idea that actually is first considered by 19th century
journalist Theodor Herzl. (I am Jewish).
3. 1969 – Vietnam War: My Lai Massacre – Independent investigative
journalist Seymour Hersh breaks the My Lai story. (I am friends with
Seymour Hersh's son, Josh. We went to high school together). So there you have it, folks.
Come see us! We want to see all of your beautiful, ruddy faces. XOXO, The Lisps 
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
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Dear Friends, If you don't read any thing else, LISPS SHOW (of new music) TUESDAY SEPT 22nd 8PM at ARS NOVA, but first... Lots of exciting changes happening here at Lisps HQ: 1. We changed Headquarters, and are now located even farther away from public transportation than before. 2. Most of us are as good as married, except for the chick, who likes to justify her loneliness by professing, "At least I don't have to have sex with the same person for the rest of my life!" whenever someone will listen. 3. Some of us are even learning how to play our instruments. Guys, this show, in all seriousness, is really special to us. We are playing mostly new music that you've never heard, which will comprise our next album, "Movies" and we're completely honored and excited to be able to showcase it at Ars Nova as part of their "Uncharted" music series. We promise you there will be a lot of insulting/complimenting, jabbing/caressing, short skirts/tight pants, mania/depression, pounding/tapping and the unveiling of my new cabinet. RECAP! Are We At The Movies? An Evening of New Music by The Lisps Ars Nova 511 West 54th at 10th Ave. 8pm 15.00 Bones (only 99 seats at ars nova: Buy your tickets HERE ( https://www.ovationtix.com../trs/pe/7404265 )) It's a beautiful night, open your windows! Love The Lisps www.facebook.com/thelisps www.myspace.com/thelisps
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Monday, July 06, 2009
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Category: Music
Hello Friends,
The first time we played with Chris Garneau was the second show we
ever played. It took place at the Bruckner Bar in the South Bronx,
when Sammy was still hand-drawing fliers (evidence here), when love was pure, and we had
literally no idea what in the hell we were doing.
We are really delighted and honored to be opening for the CD release
for Chris's new album, El Radio, and also to be sharing a stage with
our friend Scary Mansion (Leah Hayes) who is beautiful, and haunting
and throws great parties.
The festivities take place Thursday evening July 9th at 7pm (sharp)
at Le Poisson Rouge located at 158 Bleecker Street between Thompson
and Sullivan.
We hope you can come.
Love!
The Lisps
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www.facebook.com/thelisps
www.twitter.com/thelisps
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Thursday, June 04, 2009
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Hello you feverish summer bunnies,
We have a big Lisps show on FRIDAY JUNE 5th, but first.........
We want to thank you all for making FUTURITY such a success. You are
the best people in the world and we cannot express how much we
appreciate your love and support of the show. We will keep you updated
on any FUTURITY goings-on, and by the end of the summer, we will have
the show recorded for your aural pleasure. While we'll miss our
costumes, and having 7 other people on stage with us to cover our
asses, we are so happy to be playing a real live Lisps-only show this
week.**
We are so excited to be opening for Amanda Palmer. If you don't know
Amanda Palmer, she is one half of the Dresden Dolls, and a totally
amazing woman. She is also the subject of a beautiful new book called,
"Who Killed Amanda Palmer?" with stories by Neil Gaiman, who is the
genius who brought you the beautiful and amazing movie "Coraline."
That movie, on a side note, is also near and dear to my heart because
it is the only animated feature in recent history in which a cat is
not portrayed as evil and conniving!
(But I digress.)
The show is this Friday June 5th at the Highline Ballroom. You can
get tickets HERE (
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=1318644
). We play right at 9. And we'll be joining Amanda on stage for a few
songs!
You can also find out anything you ever wanted to know about Amanda
Palmer HERE ( http://amandapalmer.net/ ) and everything you ever
wanted to know about us HERE ( http://myspace.com/thelisps )
We love you and we want to have picnics with you all summer long and
eat cheese and grapes and take our clothes off and run screaming
through the grass.
Love
The Lisps
**Our great friend Daoud Tyler-Ameen is joining us on drums this
Friday. He is amazing and in this totally outrageous band URBAN
BARNYARD. ( http://urbanbarnyard.com/ )
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
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Category: Music
Dear Loves, This Saturday April 18th, we invite you to experience a truly spectacular Gala to benefit the spring production of our musical FUTURITY (going up in May at Joe's Pub.) Festivities start at 8pm sharp... *Open bar with outrageous Specialty Cocktails *Mind Bending Civil War inspired Haute Cuisine prepared and installed by Artist and Chef TJ Girard. *Live Jazz provided by Nick Lyons *Silent Art Auction featuring work from: Paul Chan, Jamie Emerick, Marley Freeman, Max Galyon
, Ron Leach, Lauren Luloff, Abby Manock, Karen McDermott, Saul Melman, Emily Orling, Elias Orling, Keith Sanborn, Amy Sunners, and Sammy Tunis, and others...
*Local Bourbon Provided by Tuthilltown Spirits. Organic Wines provided by Pure Food and Wine.
*Special Live performance by The Lisps and the FUTURITY Cast. *and much much more....
Dress to impress. $25 At the door. 8pm - 11pm (Times are sharp. Auction ends at 10:30.) 983-A Dean St., Brooklyn NY 11238 (4, 5, 2, 3 trains to Franklin Ave.) If you can't come but want to support the cause please make an online tax deductible donatation to The Lisps HERE via our fiscal sponsor The Field. The Field is a not-for-profit, tax-exempt, 501(c)(3) organization serving the New York City performing arts community. Contributions made to The Field and earmarked for The Lisps are tax-deductible to the extent allowed by law. For more information about The Field contact: The Field, 161 6th Avenue, New York NY 10013, (212)691-6969, fax: (212)255-2053, www.thefield.org. A copy of The Field’s latest annual report may be obtained, upon request, from The Field or from the Office of the Attorney General, Charities Bureau, 120 Broadway, New York, NY 10271.
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
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Category: Life
Dear All, Some of you have been fans of The Lisps since we started recording synthy pop songs in our home-made studio in the South Bronx. You may have seen us play at the Sidewalk Café, or at one of our birthday parties, on the hudson river, in a basement, or even that one time we played at the Fire Museum (yes, there is a Fire Museum). If you are in a band, you might have witnessed us screaming at each other backstage, or on stage, or on Youtube. Perhaps your girlfriend gave you our CD, or you daughter put us on a mix tape, or maybe you heard us on NPR, or saw us in the L magazine. Maybe we bought vast quantities of Fritos and coffee from you at a gas station in El Paso. Perhaps we crashed on your floor and accidentally used your toothbrush. What you may not know about us is that we are not JUST a band that performs live and records albums, although we love doing both those things. We are each other’s family and community and we consider ourselves life-long artistic collaborators. We are not just musicians, but actors, poets, publishers, composers, writers, painters and inventors, and we are committed to developing and creating projects together that are both band-related and in support of our individual artistic interests. As some of you may know, The Lisps recently performed our first original musical, FUTURITY, at the Zipper factory in January 2009. Our two sold-out performances received critical acclaim, interest from theater producers and various music and pop-culture publications and we were immediately offered runs of the show at various venues in New York. In the coming months, we are performing FUTURITY at The Public Theater’s Joe’s Pub, recording the music from the musical, designing FUTURITY merchandise, and recording a new Lisps album, in addition to playing regular gigs. We are so inspired to continue the work we've been doing and we cannot do this without your support. That’s why why are humbly asking you for a donation to our cause. We’ve never asked for donations before because we’ve always been bumbling along the path well traveled by indie bands. But now we are aiming to make a big leap. We have one foot in the theater world and one foot in the music world and we need your help to make our radical and original approach successful. We are setting an ambitious fundraising goal of raising 8,000 dollars in 2 months. Just $20 from each of you and we will far exceed our goal. Your money is going towards our FUTURITY production budget. This includes costumes, lights, pay for our actors, musicians, and artistic team, rehearsal space, documentation, transportation, administrative costs, and publicity. If we exceed our goal, the remaining money will go towards recording the music from FUTURITY. We realize in this difficult economy that many of you don’t have much money to spare on luxuries like art and music. But we believe that art is a necessity, and not a luxury, and especially in these difficult times, we need art. We need art to enliven us, to inspire us and to remind us to feel more, think more, and do more. Please take a moment to make a tax-deductible donation of $20, $50, $100, $250 or any amount. You can donate online at HERE via our fiscal sponsor The Field or via check (instructions below). If you cannot afford to donate 20 dollars don't worry: any amount helps. For those of you in New York, PLEASE COME TO OUR FUNDRAISER next week April 18th 8pm-11pm. There you can party with us and make your contribution in person.Making music and performance is our life’s work, our challenge and our joy, and we challenge you to become actively involved in that process by supporting us with a donation. We will be extremely grateful and you will have made a great investment. We love you, The Lisps Sammy, Cesar, Jeremy and Eric Make checks payable to "The Field" and write "The Lisps" on the memo line. Send checks to: César Alvarez 983A Dean St. Brooklyn, NY 11238
The Field is a not-for-profit, tax-exempt, 501(c)(3) organization serving the New York City performing arts community. Contributions made to The Field and earmarked for The Lispsare tax-deductible to the extent allowed by law. For more information about The Field contact: The Field, 161 6th Avenue, New York NY 10013, (212)691-6969, fax: (212)255-2053, www.thefield.org. A copy of The Field’s latest annual report may be obtained, upon request, from The Field or from the Office of the Attorney General, Charities Bureau, 120 Broadway, New York, NY 10271.
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009
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Category: Music
Hello Spring Bunnies,
Lisps HQ is alive with the sound of FUTURITY! Yes we wrote a musical. Yes it's about a Civil War soldier named Julian Munro, who is corresponding with a famous mathematician, Ada Lovelace, and writing a science fiction novel about an inventor who is creating a steam-powered artificial intelligence that he believes is the hope for humanity. And yes you will freak out when you see it.
We can't express to you how bad we want you to come to these shows. We are pouring our damn hearts out here. We will be performing FUTURITY at the glorious Joe's Pub at the Public Theater in May. And 2 shows are during memorial day weekend...so those of you non-New Yorkers can board your goverment subsidized amtrak or your bailed out chrysler/fiat sebring and bring your stimulus package all the way to the The Big Apple!
Joe's Pub 425 Lafayette Ave. New York, NY
Saturday May 9 @ 9:30 Deli Mag Best of NYC Fest Saturday May 16 @ 9:30 Friday May 22 @ 8:00 Sunday May 24 @ 7:30
BUY TIX HERE (and get a free subcription to New York Magazine!) And yes they are all going to sell out so do the right thing and buy your tickets!
"Extraordinarily ambitious, engaging, and uplifting live music experience; a celebration of the sheer power of imagination and creativity that – through the meta-narrative of a grunt soldier writing a science-fiction masterpiece - can’t help but pull its own curtain back on the imaginative scope and vision of the show’s creators." - Ear Farm "Melodramatic, witty, inventive & downright intoxicating. I was not fully prepared for the sheer genius that is FUTURITY." - The Music Slut"A rebellion of sincerity in the sea of cold-shouldered, indie irony." - Paper Magazine
We love you, you're beautiful. The Lisps 
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Monday, February 23, 2009
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Current mood:  focused
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Monday, January 05, 2009
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Current mood:  intense
Hello Dear Friends and Family, As many of you know, The Lisps wrote a musical called FUTURITY this summer. It is about a Civil War soldier corresponding with a mathematician and writing a science fiction novel about an inventor who is creating a steam-powered artificial intelligence that he believes is the hope for humanity. You know, that sort of thing. We are presenting FUTURITY on January 9th and 10th at 10pm at the beautiful Zipper Factory in Manhattan. We are excited, terrified, and overwhelmed with unnameable feelings. And we personally want you to be there. Come witness the defining moment of Lisps history up to now. You can, and are encouraged to buy tickets in advance. The shows will sell out! To do this, all you have to do is click on this: https://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/634125 Also go try out: http://futuritythemusical.com or FUTURITY on FACEBOOK: http://www.new.facebook.com/event.php?eid=41706471875&ref=mf ) Okay. Pretty simple. Oh, and Happy New Year!! Lisps New Years resolutions to come! Love, The Lisps FUTURITY TWO PERFORMANCES! FRIDAY JANUARY 9TH & SATURDAY JANUARY 10TH 10pm All Ages The Zipper Factory ( http://thezipperfactory.com ) 336 West 37th Street btwn 8th and 9th in Manhattan Luke Winslow King opens the show on 1/9 Two Man Gentleman Band opens the show on 1/10 STARRING: The Lisps (Cesar Alvarez, Eric Farber, Jeremy Hoevenaar, Sammy Tunis) with Jaime Currier, Sheila Donavan, Kyle Forester, Andrew Hoepfner, Sam Kulik, Dani Leventhal, Elias Orling, Elmore Richmond III, and Emma Zander Director: Melissa Firlit Musical Director: César Alvarez Stage Manager: Paula Kadnoff Costume Designer: Jennifer Paar Set Designer: Emily Orling Prop Master: Kellam Clark Publicity: Jeri Keimig FUTURITY photo by Paul O'Reilly w/ artwork by Emily Orling and Gandalf Gavan. 
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
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Current mood:  romantic
I thought I'd reflect on The Lisps' New Years Resolutions for 2008...I've made some comments after each resolution.
Here they are... 12 New Years Resolutions for the Lisps for 2008 Current mood: optimistic Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
1. More sex for everybody - Yes, I think most of us accomplished this 2. World Domination - Still working on it 3. Not fight so much - We fought more 4. Accept each other for who we are - Not yet 5. Cesar = not be so condescending - Still condescending 6. Sammy = avoid acting like a stark-raving lunatic - Still crazy, but better 7. Jeremy = no self-loathing anymore - Even more self-loathing than we could have possibly imagined 8. Eric = find a wifey - Still no wifey 9. More songs like pepper spray (hits) - Yes Yes Yes? 10. Revolutionize pop music more - If writing a fucking musical counts, than yes 11. Financially sustain all members of The Lisps by August 22, 2008 - Not even close 12. Take more band vacations to Las Vegas - Didn't happen
So, there you have it. 3/12.
Lisps New Years Resolutions for 2009 coming soon...
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