Pulp Fiction. We watched it tonight. I've seen it literally around 45 times, and I still fall over laughing every single time I see Marvin get shot in the face. It's the best part of any movie ever.

I left my bag at Zakk's. Which means I can't read Eldest tonight. I read like 30 pages this morning. It's so intense.

I wish Wii bowling was like real bowling. I bowled like 192 today. ONE NINETY-TWO. I've never broken 100 in real life. My best score was like 70.

I started watching Bleach today. It's so awesome. I just suddenly got into this anime kick again. I just started watching Naruto and Bleach, and I'm going to borrow Evangelion from Joey soon. And I'm slowly watching Fullmetal Alchemist with Nikki.

I'm such a nerd. And you love it. Or not.

Oh, and I actually have people who might be in a band with me. Niki said she's going to get a tambourine, so I can add a bit of jazz. Then Suzanne said she'll sing for me, and apparently she has a good voice. And Zakk said he wants his bass back so he can learn to play so he can be in Hellevator. And Michael wants to play lead for Hellevator. So it's looking like all 8 of my bands might actually get started now.

New Dick Shinary and the Words EP this week. Be on the lookout for music from Ricky Business and the Consistent Fifties as soon as Niki gets a tambourine.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Playing Wii.

2. Who are you in love with?
IHACODNS. If you know what that means, you're pretty amazing.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Not to my knowledge.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
There's a pink glove on the floor.

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Like a month ago.

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Always.

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
It was $3800 when we bought it. I doubt it's worth that much anymore.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Flaming Lips concert.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I haven't been in the last five months. I need to go see Because I Said So.

11. What are you wearing right now?
Sexy clothes.

12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
My car doesn't get washed. But when it does, I do it.

13. Last food that you ate?
Pocky. We're going to make French toast soon.

14. Where were you last week at this time?
Here, I think.

15. Whose your favorite actor?
Lauren Graham.

16. What's the first thing you'd grab in a fire?
Probably my guitar.

17. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Manchester United vs. Reading.

18. What is your favorite animal?
Giraffe. Or dragon.

19. Your dream vacation?
Anywhere.

20. Last person's house you were in?
I'm at Zack and Niki's right now.

21. Worst injury you've ever had?
I don't know. Probably cutting my thumb.

22. Have you been in love?
Don't know.

23. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.

24. Last play you saw?
Don't know.

25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I'm just fucking awesome.

26. What are your plans for tonight?
Make French toast, probably play some video games.

27. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Austen.

28. Next trip you are going to take?
I want to go to Ikea with Niki.

29. Ever go to camp?
No.

30. Were you an honor roll student in school?
Not really.

31. What do you want to know about the future?
Nothing.

32. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No.

33. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
No.

34. Are you going to prom?
No.

36. Do you have a tan?
No.

37. What are you listening to right now?
Zack talking to me.

38. Do you collect anything?
Music.

39. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
Joey.

40. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
October, I think.

41. Have you ever drunk your soda from a straw?
lots of time.

42. What does your last text message say?
"Alright."

43. Do you like hot sauce?
No, I can't stand vinegar.

44. Last time you took a shower?
This morning.

45. Do you need to do laundry?
Not really.

46. Where do you wish you were?
I like it here. I just wish someone else were here to join in on the fun.

47. Are you someone's best friend?
I think so.

48. Are you rich?
I'm poor.

49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Watching Naruto, I think.

50. Who was the last person to call you?
My mom. The only person who ever calls me.

I'm trying to get a lot of new music. So if you have any CDs from any of these bands would you please let me borrow them?

The Dandy Warhols, the Clash, the Smiths, Hall and Oates, Gym Class Heroes (not Papercut Chronicles), Brian Jonestown Massacre, Sonic Youth, Wu-Tang Clan, the Kinks, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, Frank Zappa, Nick Drake, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Bright Eyes (I have Wide Awake and Lifted), Belle and Sebastian, 3 Inches of Blood, the Mountain Goats (except All Hail West Texas), Patti Smith, the Elected.

Thank you.

1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?
Have a baby.

2. Do you trust your friends?
Some of them.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the person you love?
Totally.

4.Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Yeah, sure.

5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
Dishonesty and rudeness.

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best roommate for you?
Hank.

7. Can you deal with people who are too concerned with status?
No.

8. Are you afraid of falling in love?
I'm afaid of falling in love, I'm not afraid of being in love.

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times throughout the day?
There are a few. One more than others.

10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new guy/girl?
Who does that?

11. Name one person from your friends list that you could call to fix a flat tire...
Myself. Sam, too.

12. From your friends list, who can you call in the middle of the night if you need to talk?
If I needed to, I know I could call Sam at any time and he would talk to me. Other than that, no one. I would say Hank, but he won't even answer my calls during the day.

13. What qualities do you find most attractive in the opposite/same sex?
I like nice eyes, and hair. And humour is of course a huge thing.

14. Fill in the blank. I will NEVER ______
Cheat on someone.

15. What is your number one priority in life?
Music.

16. What can you tell about a person by kissing them?
That they have lips.

17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding to be?
On the beach in Greece.

19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would want to see around your bed?
Hank, Hannah, Sam, Zack, Niki, Joey, Austen.

20. How many kids do you want to have?
Two.

21. Would you make a good parent?
The best.

22. When are the monkeys coming to town?
They already came. You missed it.

23. What is your middle name?
Danger.

24. Do you smoke cigarettes?
No.

26. What is your current mood?
Bored.

27. Who do you love most?
John Lennon, Harry Potter, Rory Gilmore, Lauren Graham.

28. What makes you most happy?
Harry Potter, music, Gilmore Girls, World of Warcraft, certain someones.

29. Are you musically inclined?
Yes.

30. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
I would not have gotten the new Incubus CD because it sucks. I should have gotten Pink Moon instead.

31. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A dragon.

32. Ever have a near death experience?
No.

33. Something you do a lot?
Gilmore Girls.

34. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
God.

35.Who did you copy and paste this from?
Niki.

36. Name someone with the same b-day as you??
James Earl Jones.

37. Do you own a car?
I have a car. My mom owns it.

39. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
No.

40. What's the first thing you notice about the same/oposite sex?
Shoes.

41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Tea. Or pumpkin spice latte, if it's that time of year.

42. Have you ever stolen something?
No.

44. Have you ever been arrested before?
No.

45. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Like Hannah Montana, Ned's Declassified, and Suite Life of Zack and Cody? Yes.

46. What is your favorite tv show?
Gilmore Girls, Metalocalypse, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Degrassi.

47. Have you ever snuck out of your house to go to a party?
No.

48. Name something funny that happened to you?
Too many to name. Ask people like Zack, Niki, and Hannah. They can probably tell you some funny stuff.

49. Do you speak any other language?
I sort of speak French. 

50. What's your favorite smell?
Lavender.

I just played World of Warcraft for 12 solid hours. It was sweet. Sam was playing that whole time too. We're the biggest nerds ever. I'm up to level 17 now.

I found this bowyer who sounds like Nathan Explosion. I laughed a whole lot.

I want to watch Gilmore Girls so badly. I don't know if I can wait until after they finish season three. If I get enough money for my birthday, I'll go buy season 3. Unless someone owns it. Then I could just borrow it.

I had other stuff to say, but I can't remember now. I'll update this tomorrow.

I was disturbed today, while driving home from the library. I was listening to the radio, and I heard Johnny Cash on 104.5. I thought they were supposed to play all the hip rock music. I assume it has something to do with the fact that it was the song "Hurt" which was written by Trent Reznor, whom they play on the station. But still I was not aware that kids these days are listening to 70-year-old country singers. Are they going to start playing Loretta Lynn next?

I'm so tired of hearing these media people talk about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton being bad role models for young girls. If the media didn't show all these videos, young girls wouldn't know anything about it. They're like "Paris is out all night drinking and partying, and it's not something our children should be seeing" then they show a few pictures of Paris drinking. Then they say Britney is being a bad parent by going out and drinking when she has kids at home. I assume she has a babysitter, she's not just leaving her children at home alone while she parties. Last I heard, it was not illegal to get a sitter so you can go out. People do it all the time.

So I was thinking earlier about this whole thing about Harry being a Horcrux, and I realised that there is no possible way this is true. First, Voldemort has always known he has to kill Harry, so why would he want to put part of his soul into him? Then there's the fact that he couldn't have even performed the magic for it. He went to the Potters' and killed James, then Lily, then Harry. As soon as he attacked Harry, all his powers were lost, and he was left as basically just a soul without a body. Therefore, he had no power to perform this very powerful and complex magic, and he had no body to hold a wand to do it. Plus, he was already done creating Horcruxes.

I started watching Samurai Champloo from the beginning last night. That show is really funny.

I'm debating whether or not I want to read Eragon and Eldest next, or if I want to get away from those type of fantasy books for at least a couple of weeks. I'll probably finish Half-Blood Prince this weekend, if not tomorrow, so I could get Eragon from Niki on Friday, and Bob's your uncle. But I don't know.

I kind of think I want something other than Gilmore Girls for my birthday. Part of me really wants it, so I can get further before this new season ends. But another part of me kind of wants something else. I just don't know what else I want. I know I'm also going to get a few months of World of Warcraft.

I fucking hate barking dogs.

Apparently, people still can't tell the difference between "too" and "to." Some people think that "to" means the same thing as "also." IT DOESN'T! I thought it was just a typo, but some of you people really believe you're right. Go the fuck back to first grade, you fucking moron.

And remember, "u" is a letter, not a word. If you're really too lazy to type two extra letters, you need to be shot in the God damn face.

Since reading Half-Blood Prince again, I've come up with a few questions. I plan to discuss these with the Nik(k)i's on Friday (if I remember), but I thought I'd just throw them out there to see if anyone else has any input.

I'm starting to wonder what this "power" is that Harry has, but Voldemort doesn't know. I gathered from Sorcerer's Stone that it was love. And it all seemed to point that way. Especially when Dumbledore said in Order of the Phoenix that it was this power that caused Harry to go to the Ministry to "save Sirius." But then Dumbledore says that this thing is contained in a room in the Department of Mysteries. Slughorn says that you "cannot bottle love." So how can this thing be love if it is contained in a room? It just doesn't make sense to me.

Something else I thought about the other day is, when two Squibs have a child with magical abilities, what is that child called? Would it be considered Muggle-born, or a "mudblood," having been borne of two non-magical parents? Or would it just be considered a regular witch or wizard?

Moving on, I am getting so many ideas for my book. I just can't seem to pin down a good plot. If I can just decide on what the book is officially going to be about, with a good series of events (like Jo did when she first started writing Harry Potter back in the early 90s), I could sit down and start writing full chapters. I still need to do a ton of research, plus I'm going to wait until after Deathly Hallows to really start writing anything.

I've decided I'm going to read at least one book by Bill O'Reilly, or at least, as much as I can stand. I want to look up every fact he puts in there to see how accurate they really are. If he's a good author, he will have sources for me to check easily. If not, I guess I'll have to do some researching.

I'll end this blog with a joke. This was told to me by Warren.

A man goes into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He noticed that there is a monkey in a cage at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender what the monkey is for and the bartender replies "he does tricks." The man says "can I see one?" The bartender says no, but the man persists. Finally the bartender says "okay" and lets the monkey out. He grabs a bat from behind the bar and hits the monkey on the head as hard as he can. The monkey starts performing oral sex on the bartender at once. When he finishes the bartender asks the man if he wants to try. The man replies "yeah, but don't hit me so hard."

Did I leave the gas on?
No, I'm a fucking squirrel!

I've been seeing the best pregnancy test ever. The one where it's like "the most advanced piece of technology you'll ever pee on" or something like that. It's really funny. If you haven't seen it, watch ABC Family for a while. Gilmore Girls weekdays at 4.

Speaking of Gilmore Girls, I was watching it a long time ago and I noticed something that didn't make any sense at all to me. Loreai wakes Rory up in the middle of the night because they have termites. Rory says "it's 11 o'clock!" and Lorelai's like "yeah, but somewhere it's still Miller time." They cut the "Miller time" part out, I guess because it's on ABC Family. But they're still allowed to say "ass," as Lorelai does often. I don't understand why "Miller time" is so much worse than "ass."

And why is "asshole" so much worse than "ass?" It's okay to talk about the whole fleshy thing, but when you start talking about specific parts, it's too much? I don't understand censorship.

If anyone reading this has Cox digital cable, I have a question. Do you have problems with channels not working? Certain channels such as Fox Soccer Channel, G4, and Discovery Science all mess up quite a lot. I can never watch a full football game. And for the past three days all of those channels plus a few more have been completely out. Is anyone else having this problem?

And why is G4 turning into MTV? Remember when MTV used to show music stuff, because MTV is supposed to be music television? And now they just show a ton of random crap, and have a one hour slot at 4 in the morning when they show videos. Well G4 is supposed to be the video game network. Now they're showing lots of stuff like Cops, Arrested Development, and the Jamie Kennedy Show or something. None of those shows have anything to do with video games.

Hello, what do you do? You're a plumber? What on Earth is that?

I'm just writing random thoughts. Feel free to not pay attention.

Just so you know, I don't think you're way cool if you say TV is bad for you. It does not rot your brain. You know what does rot your brain? Ecstasy.

I happen to like certain bands, such as Bright Eyes. And I don't care if you tell me how much he sucks, and that he's a bad songwriter, and he can't sing, and he's horrible in concert. It doesn't change the fact that I enjoy listening to him.

I really miss going to Zack's all the time. I think those times, back in grades 6-9, were the best times of my life. Playing with wrestling figures, sitting in Niki's room for hours while Zack played Final Fantasy VIII, going to Rob's for some Alaskan Sprint Car Racing.

I wish I could figure out what's wrong with me medically. Now that I'm not going to be going to school, I won't have health care. Which means I can't go to the doctor. It would be great to have free universal health care. Or at least cheap.

There's a reason I hate going out. There's nothing to do. What do you do when you "go out." Go see a movie? Eat? Just hang out somewhere randomly until you're forced to leave? I would much rather just go over to someone's house. There are many more things to do at Zack or Sam's house than there are in the rest of Tulsa.

Another reason I hate going out is because I don't like being around a lot of people. I like to be around people I know and like. I also can't really go far from my house because I never feel well.

I really think I need to see a psychologist.

I've been thinking about this stuff for a really long time, I just always forget to make a blog about it when I get on here. Some of it is from a long time ago.

First, I get so angry when people talk about how Gweneth Paltrow and Madonna have "fake British accents." Think about it. If you've been married to a British guy and lived in England for a while, you're going to start picking up the accent. My step-dad is from California, and he has one of the most Oklahoma accents I've ever heard.

Staying on the subject of my step-dad, "breffist" and "Valentime's day" are not words. It's "breakfast" and "Valentine's day." Also "all kinds" doesn't mean the same thing as "a lot." Our TV has all kinds of channels, but our trees do not have all kinds of leaves. They only have one kind of leaf.

I'm also sick of hearing about Britney Spears's vagina.

It really makes me angry when people talk about "merry Christmas" offending people, and that we should say "happy holidays." If someone came up to me and said "happy Hannukah" I would say it right back. I'm not Jewish, but why on Earth would something like that offend me? The thing is, it doesn't offend hardly anyone. It's just people (mainly that Fox new fucker) who blow it up into something huge.

This isn't something I've been thinking about for a long time, it's just something about how incredibly stupid Pat Robertson is. I was flipping channels last night, and came to ABC Family, where that fucker was wearing an apron. I thought I would stop and see what he was making, thinking it would be pretty funny. He was making some sort of protein drink, and God knows why. He put in this protein powder and said "you need at least one gram of protein per pound of weight everyday." I almost had a heartattack. That is WAAAAAAAAAY too much protein. The average person needs about 45-50 grams of protein everyday. If you're eating one gram per pound, you're eating two or three times as much as you should. That means that I would eat 125 grams of protein everyday. And most men would eat between 160 and 180 grams daily. That's more than three times what you need. If you're eating that much, your kidneys will probably explode within a few years. It's going to cause some very serious problems. So just a note, don't ever listen to anything Pat Robertson says, especially if it has anything to do with health.