Today I got pwn3d by a black guy......

He was trying to explain something to me using ebonics.

I didn't get it, I told him "I don't understand, speak english"

He said, "What....I'm ebonically correct, must be my blackccent."


Like I said, PWN3D.......

I went to the mall today with Susie and her Aunt.

While they were in the bra section......buying bras...... I traversed the entire floorplan of the mall twice.

Among my various encounters were a dwarf and an emo kid.

Let me explain.

The Dwarf:: I was walking behind 3 tall, blonde girls and there was just
enough space for me to slide between them and the mexicans
coming my way.. So I took it.......and ran right over the end girl's
boyfriend.... He was surprisingly cool about the whole thing, as if
it happend all the time. Cool!

The Emo Kid:: Again, I was walking toward, I think, The Gap.....This kid; And I
say kid because I couldn't tell what gender it was. He/she
basically shoulder-checked me and then went on to say
something like "Watch it Asshole". So I stared it dead in the
face and said, "What are you gonna do, Cut Yourself".
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Beside being on the edge of boredom the entire time, I have to say that's the first time I've ever run over a dwarf and only the second time I've ever heard an emo speak, it was an interesting trip.. :-P

When I rule the world I'm gonna change a few things...

I. Driving

1. Unless you drive a race car, you will not own a race muffler.
2. No Cadillacs, they're stupid looking and the people that drive them are
too.
3. You can apply for your license at 18, no earlier.
4. If you fail your driving test you can reapply in 2 years.
5. When you buy a car or truck, you must learn to drive that type of vehicle
and pass a test on it.
6. After you turn 60 you must pass a driving test every 6 months.
7. If you don't use your turn signal to change lanes or make a turn, you will
be shot.
8. 70 is not passing on your test, 100 is passing...anything else and we'll see
you in 2 years.
9. If you go under the speed limit in the fast lane, the guy behind you can
run you over without consequence.
10. If you don't like my rules, DON'T DRIVE.


II. Children

1. You must be able to show proof that you can handle a child financially.
2. You must get a license for each child you wish to have.
3. You and your mate must pass an intelligence test, we don't need any more
dumbass kids walking around.
4. You can apply once every 2 years for a child license.
5. You can have only as many children as you can financially take care of.
6. No welfare...Taxes will go to things like schools and hospitals. Not to take
care of your dead ass.
7. If you don't like these rules then GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET!!



I will add to this as I think of things. Suggestions Welcome..

:-)

I'm sooooooo tired. After a full week of work I'm dead to the world. I hope it gets easier. It's an interesting job, but it's tiring as hell.
Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired.
Tired. Tired.Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired. Tired.
Tired.

Did I mention I'm tired......

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band:
7. Kinky or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of myspace?
2. Whats your philosophy on life??
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best
interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Have we ever been drunk/stoned together?
7. Would you give me a kidney?
8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Can we get together and make a cake?
11. have you heard any rumors of me lately?
12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you drive across country with me?
15. Do you think I'm attractive?
16. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?
17. If you could change anything about me, would you?
18. Are you my hero?
19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
20. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
22. would you date me ?
23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

I'm not going to die now. I found my camera. Susie's uncle, the one with an obviously fucked up sense of humor, hid it on tuesday night wondering if I would miss it. And here I thought a gang of wild ninja wildebeasts came into my house late at night and stole it....I'm soooo lucky because ninjas are hardcore (Nola).

I finally got a job. I'm going to be a driver for Mission Courier service. Getting paid to drive around all day...sounds like my kind of job...

good stuff yo

.....like I left my child at an amusement park in another state. I have misplaced my $450 camera. I remember I had it on the 4th.....but it's all fuzzy after that. I'm freakin' out man! I'm gonna go to bed before I have a heart attack....Good Night.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF?
1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT 2 YOU:
2. I KISSED YOU:
3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU:
4. I STARTED SMOKING:
5. I SAID I WANTED SYOU:
6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:
7. I WAS DRUNK:
8. I LICKED YOU:
9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE:
10. I ASKED YOU OUT:


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY?
12. PERSONALITY:
13. EYES:
14. HAIR:
15. BODY:

WOULD YOU?
16. BE MY FRIEND?
17. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE?
18. KISS ME?
19. GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
20. KEEP IN TOUCH?
21. MAKE ME LAUGH?
23. DATE ME?
24. HUG ME?


HAVE YOU EVER?
25. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
26. WANTED TO KISS ME?
27. WANTED TO FIGHT ME?
28. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME?
29. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME
30. HAD A DREAM OF ME?

AND MORE!
31. WHO ARE YOU?
32. ARE WE FRIENDS?
33. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET?
34. DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD:
35. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION?
36. WHAT REMINDS YOU OF ME?
37. IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?
38. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
39. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME?
40. EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMeTHING BUT COULDN'T?
41. ARE YOU GONNA POST THIS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU??

Dear Geoff,

You have a cute _________.

You make me __________.

You should ___________.

Someday I will ___________.

You + me = __________.

If I saw you now I'd _________.

I would build a _______ just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my ___________.

If I could sing you any song it would be ____________.

We could ___________ under the stars.

My love for you is like that of ____________.

Love,
____________

(P.S. ____________________.)

Repost this as "Dear (your name)" and see what kind of answers you get

So, I met some of Misty's friends tonight; over the phone of course. I can't say that I'm impressed, unless it would be by their blatant knack for acting like children.

**13 year old voice** "Hey guys, let's measure our dicks, I bet mine's biggest." **End 13 year old voice**

It's amazing when you talk to somebody cool and think that their friends would be of at least the same quality and come to find out.....they're NOT. I've noticed most of my good friends are cool, but their friends are not.....wierd.

Anyway, I don't know why that makes me so angry......Oh yeah, it's because of this one simple thing::

TOOLS MAKE ME ANGRY

They should just stay in their box or shed or whatever other form of shelter hammers and wrenches usually have.