..

for a good cause.

"I can't talk to you when you're trying to seduce me like this!"

"Ooh wait, she's doing her chicken impression!"

"Amy, you're a cocksucker!"- My 3 yr old brother XD

"ZOMFGZ ZOMBIES!"

"YOU'RE JUST A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!"
"Yes. Quite literally'

"Loz! Can you build rooms?"

"Dude you just shrugged like a chicken!"

"I'm like a  beacon, I'm all shiney and white!"

"I am a prune actually!"

"I would get it out and show you but it's too big and won't go back in"

"I've got a jizz!"

"You're supposed to pull it, not stroke it!"

"You have a really compact minge...which is a good thing"

"Duuuude I'm gonna watch porn at my mom's wedding!"

"Fucking men. They're all pricks!"
"Or gay."
"Ah yes. Fucking queers."
"But it's all good cause get to watch teh pronz..."

"All you need now is a miniature Frank next to you..."
"Miniature? Jesus, you wouldn't see him!"
"*falls on floor laughing*"

"SHE FUCKIN KISSED ME!"

"Aww, you've got a thing for The Hamster? You almost cried when he had his accident, didn't you duckie?"
"Well if he's hung like one"
"You disgust me."

"OMFG I HAVE BERT MCCRACKENS AIDS. I TOLD YOU I'D GET ONE OF HIS STI'S!"

"Calm down, Gerard's clearly just going through the menopause."
"Ahahaha ohhh yeah. I bet he was the one that wore a dress at his wedding."
"Oh deffo. Frilliest fucker he could find.
I Eughhhh images do not want D:"

Not been a bad year for quotes :)
I love you guys .x.