Announcer:Please Welcome on to the stage Master cheif

Crowd: W00T W00T

Thank you thank you hey i was doing a bit of team slayer  yesterday with some guys from up north, fighting for the blues.

Crowd: yeahhhh!!!

and i managed to convince this red guy that driving into a wall at full speed will instantly get you the flag and were just watching him from our base going over and over again into this wall and im in histerics my team is crying with laughter and all of a sudden a red creeps up behind us with a sword.

Crowd: booooooo

then we got the wraith and spalatted him

Crowd: woooooo

so is it just me or are all southerners on xbox live in the KKK

Crowd: STFU

Thank you you've been a terrible audience goodnight 

Stu: hey Raiden look milkshakes are on sale again(stu's surrounded by 100s of milkshake bottles)

Raiden: You had any excercise today.

Stu: I went to buy these milkshakes they're suprisingly heavy

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Stu: A monkey Stole my wallet

Boomge: *while hitting stu* SNAP OUT OF IT STU

Stu: ouch... oh no you are in league with the monkeys*runs off into the distance* RAIDEN HELP!

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Raiden: Computer could you open the gate please

Computer(voiced my mircrosoft speech): Password Needed

Raiden: oh errr...

Computer: access denied

Raiden: that wasnt a guess

Computer: access denied

Radien: GOD DAMMIT

Computer: Access denied... You seem to have forgotten your password stand by for security questions...*Raiden whistles* What was the name of your first pet.

Raiden: Mittens

Computer: question answered correctly password sent to your email address.

Raiden:...My computer is on the other side of the gate you piece of crap*raiden starts violently beating the computer*

Computer: So-so-so-so-sorry for the inc-inco-inconvenice have a nice day.

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ok let me give u the details:

Title: Sparhead         Produced by: Machinamax

Cast & Bios:

Raiden played by Blood dog 1: Raiden is the squad leader.
He is a hard fighting soldier who has the medals and the scars to prove that
he is as good as any other man in special ops devision.
He does however have a weakness. His soft spot for Petal some times affects
the decisions that he makes during combat situations.He has a tendancy
to appear out of the shadows at obscure.

Stu is played by Darkkid714: stu is Raidens younger brother and is proud of it, Raiden is very protective
of his one remaining brother.Stu is not the smartest cookie.
in fact hes a complete retard the loss of other his brother has deranged
him. he is an expert with the rocket launcher and likes anything that goes
boom.moments.scaring the life out of his fellow team mates. he is a hardend veteran in the field of marksmanship andweilds a sniper with an unheard of accuracy.

BOOMGE is played by himself: Boomge is a new recruit and a natural with the battle rifle but sometimes he can take things a little to seriously, he respects/kisses the ass of, his superiors and will treat his peers and any lower ranks like dirt.

Dawg is played by silent killer1: Dawg is an unusual character, he is extremely lairy and provocative. he is an expert with the pistol and the smg. he likes to dual wield his wepons.

Petal is played by heather(not on xbox live): Petal is the squads vehicle expert and is very good at it, she is always
there to extract the squad if they get neck deep in crap.
do not mistake her name as saying she is a wimp. she is the complete
opposite. her team mates nicknamed her petal in irony.

                                          SPARHEAD

COMING            SOON

GREETINGS i will post a blog when ever i feel i need to say something or get something off my chest most of the time about games but it could be about everything i may also include script ideas for a new upcoming machinima me and a few others are working on to see what u ppl think of them and anything my first rant:

PERFECT DARK ZERO: I used to be so gd what happened to day i played perfect dark for the first time in 2 months back then i was getting headshots all over but i played it today and over 3 hrs i got 5 kills talk about depressing i was playing infection (if u get killed u change to the other team and stay on that team with just a pistol) and i couldnt survive 15 seconds maybe i got unlucky and picked the game with the most experienced players in... only time will tell.