Hi y'all!!!! If you're missing me loads on First Wave, Alt Nation and Jay Thomas, just be patient! I'll be back on the air next week. I'm home recovering from a little nip/tuck.

Godpseed,

Madison

I realize that I'm like 5 years late on this but I love love love love love The OC.

Holy Shizz. Why didn't anyone tell me? Adam Brody's Seth Cohen is my ideal man: adorable, obsessed with Indie rock and hilarious. My people (The Jews) are funny, no?

But the blond guy, Ben McKenzie (Ryan Atwood) makes me moist. Holy shiz. I am obsessed.

I haven't slept in days cause I keep having these dreams that i'm Marissa Cooper. And what about her mom, Julie Cooper? Bad dye job and too much make up. What a whore bag.

Love it. Netflix rocks hard.

I just drank a liter of salt water in an effort to lose 5 pounds in one sitting. It was foul. Yet effective. It was like a colonic without the ass tube. You should try it. Now I'm drinking diet tea and smoking cigarettes.

Also, i got a fabulous haircut. I look like a babe.

Off to the toilet for round 3!!!

Cheers and Godspeed!

Mazz

You should probably know when I'm on the air, since I'm like the best dj ever!!!

Here goes: Monday-Friday 3-6pm East on First Wave 22

Mon-Fri 6p-12 am AltNation 21

Mondays and Thursdays on Jay Thomas Sirius Stars 102

And...Sundays 9a-3p on Alt Nation

Listen and enjoy! I'm really good.

Also, I'm thinking of getting a colonic. Thoughts?

I am looking for new friends who happen to be cutters. I am fascinated.

Also, I've been working out with a trainer so i can kick your ass.

Yo bitches and hoes,

I'm on the Jay Thomas Show Monday's and Thursday's!!!! Sirius Stars 102!!! 3-6pm East!!!!! Give it a listen!!!!

Why would anyone pay to see him in a flick? He is insipid. AND Carrot Top is funnier than that Tim Allen asshole.

You Americans have terrible taste in movies.