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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 19
Sign: Leo

City: Otaku HQ
State: Tokyo
Country: JP
Signup Date: 6/7/2005

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Tuesday, July 08, 2008 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Life
Have you ever wondered why
Filipinos don't look very Asian sometimes?
(bigger eyes, flatter noses)
Well it's your lucky day because
I'm gonna tell you that Filipinos are mutts,
(we all know mixed breeds are flippin sexy)
and which ethnicities make up a Filipino.
The original inhabitants of Philippines
were black midgets called Negritos.
They are now referred to as "tribals"
because they live in tribes in the mountains,
away from technology and junk.
(yes, they're still alive)
Anyways, the Spanish
(Magellan and them)
came by and were like
"Que, midgetos negros!
Letso havo sexo with themo."
That means they wanted to hook
up with black midgets.
So BAM, half black and half Spanish.
Then the Chinese came and they said
"Ching ching chang,
we want stick 3 inch wang"
since we were a sexy mix of black/Spanish.
So there you have it:
half Chinese,
a quarter Spanish,
and a quarter black.
Filipino.
Sexy.
Best.
Summed up,
Filipinos have the Chinese mind,
the Spanish charm,
and the Black penis.
The end.
4:34 PM 
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Sunday, March 30, 2008 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Life
[01.] Who are you?

[02.] Are we friends?

[03.] When and how did we meet?

[04.] How have I affected you?

[05.] What do you think of me?

[06.] What’s the fondest memory you have of me?

[07.] How long do you think we will be friends?

[08.] Do you love me?

[09.] Would you date me?

[10.] Would you kiss me?

[11.] Would you hug me?

[12.] Physically, what stands out?

[13.] Emotionally, what stands out?

[14.] Do you wish I was cooler?

[15.] On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?

[16.] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

[17.] Am I loveable?

[18.] How long have you known me?

[19.] Describe me in one word.

[20.] What was your first impression?

[21.] Do you still think that way about me now?

[22.] What do you think my weakness is?

[23.] Do you think I’ll get married?

[24.] What makes me happy?

[25.] What makes me sad?

[26.] What reminds you of me?

[27.] If you could give me anything what would it be?

[29.] How well do you know me?

[29.] When’s the last time you saw me?

[30.] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?

[31.] Do you think I could kill someone?

[32.] Are you going to put this on your myspace and see what I say about you?
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Monday, October 29, 2007 

Current mood:  bouncy
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