NO ONE IN YOUR ENDS HAS GOT BANGERS LIKE US, BANGERS LIKE US,
BANGERS, BANGERS LIKE US!!!!
Basically, you have to be there! Ask you're 'cool' friends that were at the last one...
It was HOT...and that's nothing to do with the AIR CON!
Shut your cake-hole with some B&M!!!!! LEAVE THE S&M at home!!
It's gonna be like feeding the Gremlins after midnight!!!
Ladies FREE before 12am!!!
CHAMPAGNE give-aways!!!!
Line up is SERIOUS!!! DJ 1TA-RAW!!!! CHUCK MORIS!!!! MR GAINES!!!! SKYFISH!!!!
HOST'S AFRA!!!! ZEN LA ROCK!!!!! SPEXSAVERS!!!!
Honestly, you'll be scratching your head like a WASTEMAN, wondering WHY you decided not to come!!!!
I'll be laughing at you! Everyone will be laughing at you!!!
In fact, if you don't leave your house and make your way to Nakano that night,
your ex-girlfriend said she'll snatch the mic off AFRA & ZEN LA and explain in depth what the
relevance of:
BAIKINMAN
SKIPPY
and SOD LOTION is to YOU... Hmmmm...Not cool!!
Do the right thing! Be there!!!
One Love,
BF