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Last Updated: 12/15/2009

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State: Pennsylvania
Country: US
Signup Date: 4/19/2007

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Sunday, December 06, 2009 


News - 12/04/09:


Hey folks, we arn't doing any shows until this new album is done. "InstruMentals" was fun to make but it wasn't really venue music, it was more like home and travel music. We didn't raise enough money to go to the studio or get the producer we wanted, better luck next time. We are also available for live private partys, we can fill 4 hours of time. Message us or call 610-340-0048 to book us.

We have also been signed by "Super Hero Entertainment". Our Rep. is "Rodney Dent". It's going to be awesome when we get done with this album and get in on some distribution.

We are hosting games of VGA Planets 4, it's a fun game. Lots of strategic detail. Let us know if you want to get in on that.

The big news is that we have 27 free tracks for a free download. You should get them and share it with your friend. If you like it, hook us up by buying a shirt or something.

We also link to this neat store that has like 2,000 products and has a decent "Specials" section with cheap products. What makes it neat is that half of the profit earned goes towards buying educational books for teens, because you know they probably aren't going to buy them for themselves, although they might read them a bit if they have it sitting around.

WORK FROM HOME: If you have somewhere around 10 available hours a week, and have unlimited long distance calling, you should send a message to "Super Hero Entertainment". They are hiring phone and internet people on a commission basis, I made $500.00 doing it:

SuperHero2008@rock.com

That's pretty much it for right now, keep telling your friends about us since collectively you can reach more people a day than I could in years just by sending a few comments, blogs, and bulletins linking to us.

Crap, I almost forgot to ask. The top song on our player.. Could you add that to your profile page? Just click that plus sign on our player.

Thanks.. that's why you rock.
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Do you like the Crypt Keeper X-mas music in the profile player?

If so you should get the CD and do this holiday

"Crypt Keeper" style!:


http://astore.amazon.com/torintoy-20


This store helps teens get books - [ Click Here ]

Download 27 free tracks here - [ Click Here ]

Download T.I.T Ringtones - [
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People With Cell Phones - [ Click Here ]

Join our E-mail List - [
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Featured Tee-Shirt - [ Click Here ]

Community Toolbar - [
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Band Merch - [ Click Here ]

Album "InstruMentals" - [
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Flyer: Print & Distribute - [ Click Here ]

We host VGA Planets 4 Games - [
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Browse our store, no pressure - [ Click Here ]
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T.I.T Twitter - [ Click Here ]

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T.I.T Desktop Widget - [
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Human Cloning - Aprox. $50,000.00

Clone Aid

310-739- 6991

Ask for: Marina


Note: You will have to travel outside the U.S.A for this because of laws.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009 
Tortured In Toyland For Private Parties.

Tortured In Toyland is available for private parties in Berks county and counties surrounding Berks County.

Further travel destinations can be arranged with additional transportation cost.

We charge $150.00 for each set lasting an hour each. You can make money from this arrangement.

We have enough material to entertain for 4 hours so we will send you a list of songs we can do and you can choose what we play.

Your like "Oh, but we can't be loud here at my house." here's what we do about that.

We will find a place near you to do the show, bars, clubs, banquet halls, etc. and you and all your friends get in free or you charge them or whatever you want to do.

If you choose to charge to see us, we recommend a ticket price of 5 dollars. If you get 50 people (simple task) that means you have made a profit of $100.

If you are looking to make some money off this arrangement and would like our help boosting attendance for the event.. we can do that.

Interested? Send us a message, lets do this.

Ps: Save this message as a text file for future reference.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 
Visit "The Devils Folly" haunted barn located in Allentown, PA.

This haunted attraction will be featuring a special track by "Tortured In Toyland" called:

HELL SOUNDS 2009

  Hell Sounds was created SPECIFICALLY for this event, so grab your loved ones and bring them to this attraction and experience Hell Sounds in the environment it was designed for!


For complete information visit:

www.TheDevilsFolly.com

Address:

The Devils Folly (Haunted Barn)
3350 Devonshire Rd 
Allentown, PA 18103-9610

The Devils Folly Direction Page:
http://www.thedevilsfolly.com/directions.htm


   It is here told, how this 1866 barn has come to bore the name "The Devil's Folly". It began well over 100 years ago, when a single animal would occasionally disappear. Sometimes it would be from the barn, and sometimes from the fields. There was no trace as to where the animals had disappeared. The farmer thought it might have been pranksters or a wild animal.
  
   The farm was handed down through the family for generations, but as time passed, more and more animals vanished and the family was not able to make ends meet. The remaining animals became gruesome mangled carcasses, scattered in and around the barn. With no more animals to prey on, the body snatchers turned to the family and farmhands as their new food source. The barn was abandoned and the mystery was never solved. The locals aptly named the barn - The Devil's Folly.

Beware, for they still lurk!     Will you be their next victim?
Friday, May 15, 2009 

Article by Craig: www.AmpJam.net  *United Kingdom*

(MK’s Premiere Music Fan E-zine)


SOURCE:  http://www.ampjam.net/frontpage/2009/05/14/the-oddities-of-myspace/

The Oddities Of Myspace

   Not too long ago, I got contacted by a band on the old Myspace. It might not sound strange as we work alongside musicians and bands and the odd local band sending us a heads up is not too unusual, but here’s the catch, this band was from the US, “over-the-pond” as we say over here, in Pennsylvania to be more exact. The challenge alone to write about them had it’s own appeal.


   So, where to start? These guys were a bit of a strange combination, labeling themselves as a rock/grunge band but sounding more like an electronica act for the most part, pulled in all manner of directions at the same time. In fact, their music is a bit hard to get to grips with and one of the strangest sounds I’ve come across in a while, even outdoing Milton Keynes’ Dark Cloud project, listening to their Myspace gave one impression with a notable “Magic The Gathering” that sounds downright bizarre with warped vocals to a backing of classical piano samples, looking further afield to other sites gave other glimpses into a deeper and darker collection of industrial, metal and slow-paced experimental numbers.


   To say the least it’s hard to put a tag on it, not exactly as mechanical as NIN all the way through and not entirely strange in it’s entirety. Then it hit me, the sounds were a lot like Terry Scott Taylor, specifically his work with soundtrack for the “Neverhood” PC games that had one of the strangest musical scores I’ve ever heard. A lot of musical ideas put together along in a fashion that comes across quite odd. (Yeah, I’m a geek, so sue me.)


   With that in mind, it’s no surprise that these guys have one of their tracks included in the soundtrack for an indie film by Joseph Thomas of a film group called Poison Venom. The film is a bit of a zombie flick and has even been put forward to the Sundance film festival in Utah (the biggest indie film festival in the US) which should be an interesting angle of exposure for the band.


   They also wanted to put forward their approach to using sites like Myspace too, how they wanted to keep things quite genuine by making sure that their contacts are pretty real, not myspace whores or people who aren’t interested in their music, something that some bands tend to do. That reminded me of something I wanted to write a blog about for some time…


   It’s been a debate that just went on from a music festival last year where a few of us got a bit philosophical about the nature of the internet, or more specifically sites like Myspace and Facebook. On the surface you have a useful, but it’s the networking that can fail, especially for musicians, bands and promoters, to be blunt, when was the last time you checked a bulletin? The fault is the oversaturated network itself, as bands/people befriend more bands the tide of information, be it useless or not, gets overbearing, so we don’t look at it so closely and maybe even ignore it in time.


   But it’s not all gloom and doom though, as Torture In Toyland put it to me, things like Myspace do allow you to have friends all over the world, plus back before such sites came up people could go find bands, but now bands can turn the tables and find people too. Having the bonus of a page for your band that can be customized how you want and feature your music, photos and such can’t hurt either, it’s no wonder that quite a few bands solely rely on the networking sites for their bands’ web-presence.


   Otherwise, it takes something really out of the ordinary or profound to get me interested, that’s where Torture In Toyland came in, they contacted us about writing an article but I wasn’t sure where to start until they said what they messaged back about how they tried to keep things genuine, weeding out marketing whores from their friends list while still getting the best they could out of it. And trust me, with a lot of people, bands, businesses and so on out there asking to be your friend it can be quite a job. But it’s bands like these musical oddballs that have the right idea how to approach the internet, in the end it’s all about moderation.


Craig ..m/

Thursday, January 01, 2009 

Original Source:
http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/05/band-sings-stra.html

"Oddball Metal Ballad Addresses
Magic: The Gathering"

By Eliot Van Buskirk EmailMay 21, 2008 | 9:06:59
AM
Categories: MP3s and Music Reviews, Music and Games  
Magic
     For those who aren't aware of it, Magic: The Gathering is sort of like a combination between Dungeons & Dragons and Pokemon. Players collect cards representing spells, items and characters, and then use them to play an adventure/fantasy game for two or more players.

     My only experience with the game came when a German friend of mine gave me $40 to go buy him new decks of Magic cards, because the only store in town that had them wouldn't sell to him anymore. Apparently, he had been using his real-world fortune to seek a dominant position amongst the town's Magic players, and the store had been persuaded to cut off his supply.

     A Pennsylvania band called Tortured In Toyland has penned an ode to the card game that sounds like Ween covering one of Led Zeppelin's more hobbit-oriented tunes. Some of the singing is fairly "pitchy," as Randy Jackson would say, but these guys make up for it by layering on as many zany vocal effects as they can and some inventive instrumentation.

     I bet the lyrics would make more sense to someone who has actually played Magic before, but fans of arcane stuff might get a kick out of this too.