Our bassist lost his appendix, apparently to a zombie attack, Wednesday night. He is recuperating and showing no signs of infection as of yet. If infection does occur...we will have to kill him to thwart off a zombie epidemic. The band of zombies whom attacked him were captured and destroyed by a local zombie hunting squad. It appears that he has no brains worth eating so they went for the next best thing, his appendix...? Investigations are underway into this interesting find in the change of zombie diet. A steady diet of pizza, beer, and vicodin are rumored to be a cure in preventing zombie infection in it's early stages. We are confident in his full recovery. Thank you for your concerns.


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