ON THE TOPIC OF DIEING
you never really die matter cannot be destroyed when you die your put in the ground and the worms eat you so you become a worm then the worms poop you out and the grass eats you so you become a blade of grass then a cow eats the grass so so you become a cow then a guy eats the cow and you become a guy again when you die your not really dying your being converted into pure energy there is no heaven and there is no hell so it doesn't matter what you do with this life so long as you do something it doesn't matter if you kill thousands of people tho you shouldn't kill people but it doesn't really matter because everything works out in the end we all get to heaven eventually (if there is one)
THE MEANING OF LIFE
i like to view life as a joke so the meaning of life is a joke anyways it all starts with the beginning of the universe the big bang so you see god was hitting on the universe at the bar things were going good so they went back to his place started fooling around and one thing lead to another and well god orgasmed out all matter its called the big bang after all so anyways we are gods sperm and the universe is a womb where we are developing like fetuses only our development is through evolution and one day we will be born and become god version 2.0 you see the universe was created out of love the giant orgasm god loves us and his love is unconditional see i figure that since all life forms have sex then surely god must have sex too but his orgasmes are gigantic
GOOD AND EVIL
there is good and evil and the balance must be maintained every once in a while good over powers evil so something bad must happen this is why bad stuff happens to good people this is what happened to Jesus sometimes bad things need to happen so something wonderful can happen take world war 2 for example if we didn't have world war 2 we wouldn't have all the technology we have like microwaves and plasma televisions
so sometimes its good to be bad
although good and evil are all relative to your perspective what is considered evil to one person is good to another
DON'T BE A TOOL
in my opinion Jesus Christ was the biggest fucking tool ever Jesus didn't die for our sins Jesus died as an example of what not to do he put his life in the hands of god and look what that got him crucified god doesn't want us to depend upon him Jesus was a lamb of god and if you fallow a lamb your destined to be slaughtered do you really think god wants us to be sheep god is our father and like any father he wants us to live to our full potential and our potential is infinite this is why god loves us so much
SO DON'T BE A FUCKING TOOL
THE TWO COMMANDMENTS
1. love thy self treat your self nicely for thou are awesome out of all the sperm you were the one that made it you are a special and unique snowflake don't ever forget this
2. thou shall masturbate i think some of the worlds problems could be solved with masturbation for example preists molesting children if they were allowed to pleasure them selfs they wouldnt be trying to find fucked up loop holes in the bible also if you dont masturbate the sperm builds up in your testicals and you have a wet dream and you wind up orgasming it out anyways
DRUGS
god made drugs for a reason so you should do them drugs can be powerful tools to unlock the secrets of the universe however like all things there is a price to pay for every positive there is a negative addiction is the negative however we are all addicted to something we are technically made up of drugs our bodies are made of different chemicals so since we are drugs it makes sense that we should do drugs
i tend to look at life as if it was a video game and drugs are the cheat codes they give you superpowers take dextromethorphan for instance a common ingredient in cough medicine it slows down your breathing so you can run for long periods of time and not get tired
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