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Monday, November 02, 2009 

Category: Music
MollyMalones 10.31.09

Just the Tip
Puppies and Babies
TBC>Man Love
Bender
Cougar
Blueballs
Shiloh
Beaver
Add it up* Violent Femmes cover
*first time played


7th Loft Downtown LA 10.27.09
Just the Tip
Cougar
Shiloh
Beaver



Live from the Future with Stuart Paap!10.1.09
TMI
Cougar
American Beaver
Just the Tip


Lighthouse Cafe Hermosa Beach, CA 9.25.09
Setlist incomplete but first time played was Honkeycat by Elton John

Trip Bar Santa Monica 9.5.09
Setlist N/A


Hotel Cafe 8.22.09
Just the tip
Steady pound
Dane Cook
TMI*
Man Love
Beaver
On our Own*Bobby Brown Cover
*First Time Played


Bar Pink San Diego, CA 8.7.09

Just the Tip
Blueballs
Poison/Sex you up
Man Love
Two Buck Chuck>Bender*
Cougar#
Don't Stop me now
American Beaver
Plowtown
Ramble On

*Billy Mays Cocaine Haze Version
#Imperial March teases

Hermosa Beach 7th St. Beach Party 7.4.09

American Beaver
Don't Stop me Now
Two Buck Chuck> Shiloh*
Blueballs*
Poison
The Bender
Man Love
Puppies and Babies
Just the Tip
Cougar
Plowtown
Ramble On
Time of my Life

*w/ With Kyle G. on Alto Sax

Late Night Comedy Gower 6.26.09
acoustic show with Dean on bongos, John on acoustic.
Just the Tip
Cougar
American Beaver
Black or White



O'briens 6.25.09

Just the Tip
Puppies and Babies
Untitled (steady pound)
cockblocking
h dong
Easy*
Two Buck Chuck
Dane Cook
Help!*
Don't Stop me Now
Black or White


El Cid 5.30.09

Man Love
Two Buck Chuck
Shiloh Nouvel
The Bender
Cougar
Halftime Show
Untitled (Steady Pound)
You look like Dane Cook
Just The Tip
American Beaver
E: Sledgehammer*
*first time/Peter Gabriel song

Hotel Cafe 4.11.09

Just the Tip
Man Love
Dirty Dino Jazz Duo#
Shiloh
Two Buck Chuck>The Bender
Untitled(Steady Pound)
Dane Cook
Puppies and Babies
Unicorns Horn
American Beaver
Cougar
Plowtown
E: Simply Irressistible*
#Jack vocal harmonica solo
*Robert Palmer cover first time played


Comedy Central Stage 4.2.09
Just the Tip
American Beaver


O'Briens 3.19.09
American Beaver
Bites the Dust
Just the Tip
H Dong
Blueballs
Two Buck Chuck
Shiloh
Poison
Untitled (Steady Pound)
Man love
Don't Stop me now
Cougar
Plowtown

Hotel Cafe LA, CA 3.14.09
Just the Tip
Cougar
Man Love
Dane Cook
Blueballs
Untitled(Steady Pound)%
Puppies and Babies
Cockblocking#
Shiloh Nouvel
H Dong
American Beaver
E: Don't you worry about a thing*

# Soul Sacrifice ending
*First time/Stevie Wonder Cover
% delay crazyness on vocals

Bar Pink San Diego 3.6.09
American Beaver
TBC>Shiloh
Poison
Just the Tip
Cougar
H Dong
Blueballs
Man Love
Don't stop me now

Trip Bar Santa Monica 2.28.09
American Beaver
Poison
TBC>Shiloh
Just the Tip
Man Love
Mary Janes last dance
H dong
Plowtown

LA Improv 2.21.09

American Beaver
Cougar
Just the Tip

Hotel Cafe 2.14.09

Cougar
Yvonne
Puppies and Babies
Just the Tip
Man Love
Dane Cook
Beaver
Together Alone Together Forever
H Dong
TBC>Shiloh
Plowtown
Mary Janes last Dance

O'briens Santa Monica 2.5.09

American Beaver
Another one Bites the Dust
Puppies and Babies
Weird Fishes/Argeggi
Yvonne
Last Dance with Mary Jane*
Blueballs
You should be Dancing
Man Love
Dane Cook
Crazy
Unicorn
The Bender
Time of my Life
Money for Nothing

Don't Stop me Now
Two Buck Chuck>Shiloh
Black or White
Cougar
Just the Tip
Poison/I want to sex you up
Amie
Untitled (Steady Pound)
Sir Duke
Plowtown
Freedom 90
Ramble on

*Tom Petty Cover first time played


Hotel Cafe 1.17.09

Weird Fishes/Arpeggi*#
Blueballs
Puppies and Babies
American Beaver
Just the Tip#
Unicorns Horn
Shiloh Nouvel
H Dong
Cougar
You look like Dane Cook
Two Buck Chuck>
Man Love
E: Amie#&

#first time played
* Radiohead Cover
& Pure Prarie League Cover


Jotorius Black Box Theater 11.22.08 ACOUSTIC SET
The Bender
American Beaver
Cougar

EL CID CD Release Party 11.21.08
American Beaver
Shiloh Nouvel
The Bender
Poison>I want to sex you up
Blueballs
Cougar
Halftime Show
Man Love
Two Buck Chuck
Untitled (Steady Pound)
Puppies and Babies
You look like Dane Cook
Plowtown
E: Sir Duke *Stevie Wonder cover





Hotel Cafe 10.11.08

Cougar
The Bender
Two Buck Chuck
Shiloh Nouvel
Man Love
Puppies and Babies
Steady Pound
American Beaver
You Look Like Dane Cook
Plowtown
Blueballs
Money for Nothing
first time, dire straits cover

El Cid Sunset Junction 8.23.08
Man love
Bender
Poison
Puppies and Babies
Two Buck Chuck
Shiloh
You look like Dane Cook
Cougar
American Beaver
Ramble On

El Cid 8.8.08

Bender
Man Love
Two Buck Chuck
Shiloh Nouvel
Blueballs
Untitled(Steady Pound)
You look like Dane Cook
Puppies and Babies
Cougar*
American Beaver*
E: We Will Rock You>We are The Champions*
*first time


Hotel Cafe 5.9.08

Bender
puppies and babies
blueballs
myspace
Man Love
Car Alarm*
Who Farted*
American Beaver*
Untitled(Steady Pound)
Shiloh Nouvel
E: My Life (Billy Joel Cover)
*Unfinished

King King 3.30.08

MySpace (early performance)

Man Love
Blueballs
You Look like Dane Cook
Puppies and Babies
Untitled(Steady Pound)
Two Buck Chuck>Shiloh
H Dong
Plowtown
Black or White

Tangiers 3.28.08

Puppies and Babies video

Blueballs
Cockblocking
Bender*
Man Love
TATF
Hollywood Song
Halftime Show
Two Buck Chuck>
Shiloh
Moment W/Kurt
Untitled(Steady Pound)
You Look Like Dane Cook*
Plowtown
E: I Love LA*
*first time



Tangier 11.30.07
Plowtown>
Two Buck Chuck>
Craigslist Collection
Moment with John
Man Love
Hollywood Song
Halftime Show
Untitled (Steady Pound)*
Moment with Jack
Blueballs
Cockblocking>
Shiloh Nouvel
Puppies and Babies
E: Black or White

*First Time
Michael Jackson Cover


El Cid 10.30.07 w/Trainwreck
Cockblocking
Unicorn Horn
Puppies and Babies
TATF
Blueballs
Halftime show
Man Love
Two Buck Chuck>Shiloh
MySpace
Plowtown

Hotel Cafe 10.6.07
Cockblocking
Unicorn Horn
TBC>Shiloh
Puppies and Babies
TATF
Halftime Show
Blueballs
Moment W/Jack
MySpace
Man Love
Plowtown
E:don't stop me now*
*Queen Cover first time

TANGIER Los Feliz, CA

Blueballs
Two Buck Chuck>Shiloh
MySpace
Moment w/Dean
Unicorn Horn
Halftime Interview*
Man Love
TATF
Moment w/Kurt
Puppies and Babies
Plowtown
E:Another one Bites the Dust*

*First Time
Panama inside the Moment


MBAR August 18th LA,CA

Cockblocking
Unicorn Horn
Man Love
Moment with Jack
Puppies and Babies
TBC
Moment with Dean
Shiloh
Blueballs
Plowtown
Time of my Life

Genghis Cohen July 26th LA,CA

Hollywood Song
TBC
Yvonne
Cockblocking
Moment with John
Shiloh
Man Love
TATF
Moment with Jack
Unicorn Horn
Plowtown
Blueballs
E:MySpace



Hotel Cafe July 13th LA,CA

Two Buck Chuck>
Shiloh Nouvel
MySpace
Moment with Kurt
Unicorn Horn
Moment with Dean
Puppies and Babies*
Together Alone Together Forever
Blueballs
Cockblocking
Man Love
Plowtown
E:Freedom 90
*first time

Tangier June 22nd LA,CA

Man Love
Shiloh Nouvel
Two Buck Chuck
Unicorn Horn*
Cockblocking
Moment w/John
TATF
Moment w/Jack
Blueballs
Plowtown
Simply the Best*
E:Poison/I want to sexx you up
*first time
Tina Turner Cover





Genghis Cohen May 24th

Cockblockin
Two Buck Chuck
MySpace
ManLove*
Moment with John
Blueballs
Together alone Together forever*
Moment with Jack
Shiloh
Moment with Kurt*
Moment with Dean*
Plowtown
E:Freedom 90* W/ cousin craig and Kayan
*first time
Hotel Cafe April 14th

Hollywood Song
Yvonne
Two Buck Chuck
MySpace
A Moment with John*
Craigslist Collection
Dirty and Dean jazz duo
Blueballs
A Moment with Jack*
Cockblocking
Shiloh Nouvel
Plowtown
I've had the Time of my life*
*first time
from Dirty Dancing




Hotel Cafe Feb 1st

Blueballs
The Beatness
Two Buck Chuck
Cockblockin
Craigslist Collection
Yvonne goes Postal
MySpace
Shiloh Nouvel
Hollywood Song
E:Poison>I want to sex you up*

*Bel Biv Devoe and Color me Badd covers





Closing of Highland Grounds 12/22/06

Cockblocking
Yvonne
Two Buck Chuck
Craigslist Collection
Blue Balls
MySpace
Shiloh Nouvel
Hollywood Song

E: Mean Mr. Mustard>
Polythene Pam>
She Came in through the Bathroom Window>
Golden Slumbers>
Carry That Weight>
The End
Her Majesty*..

The Encore was with Mike McCarthy
*Different lyrics about Highland Grounds
..McCarthy Solo




Hotel Cafe 11/30/06
The Fresh and Friends

Plus One
Mentos Theme Song
Yvonne
Cockblocking
MySpace w/ Drew Lawrence on piano
Craigslist
Two Buck Chuck
Shiloh Nouvel
Blueballs
The Hollywood Song*
You Should be Dancin*..

*first time
..Bee Gees Cover


Lillian Theater 11/29/06 Acoustic

White Christmas
Yvonne
Two Buck Chuck
Cockblocking
Shiloh Nouvel
Blueballs*
MySpace

*First Time


Mr T's Bowl 11/8/06

Plus One
Yvonne goes Postal*
Cockblocking
Two Buck Chuck*
Shiloh Nouvel
MySpace

*first time






The Fresh and Friends
Hotel Cafe 9/14/06

Cockblocking
Craigslist Collection
Lorraine
The Beatness
Shiloh Nouvel
Suri I'm Sorry*
Plus One
MySpace
Crazy*..

*First time
..Gnarls Barkley cover bluegrass version w/Kurt Morgan

The Fresh and Friends
Lava Lounge 9/30/06

The Beatness
Lorraine
Craigslist Collection
Cockblocking*
Plus One
MySpace
Shiloh Nouvel

*first time

Acoustic Duo
Room 5 8/16/06

The Beatness
Lorraine
Cake in the Breakroom
Snow Blow*
MySpace
Tony Robbins
Plus One
7/11/04
Shiloh Nouvel

*first time

The Fresh and Friends
Highland Grounds 7/29/06

Lorraine>The Beatness
Plus One
Cake in the Breakroom
Shiloh Nouvel
TV Theme Medley (Different Strokes,Punky Brewster,Silver Spoons)
BFF*
Tony Robbins
MySpace

*First time










Sunday, March 08, 2009 
Hey Fresh Fans!-

Jack here, and I just wanted to report on our first venture into San Diego where we KILLED it at Bar Pink.  We opened up for the super talented MC Flow.  The name says it all, folks, she has SKILLZ, as the kids say.  Between Flow's rhymes, Taylor Tay's infectious beats, DJ Rob Fayder's cut glass tracks and GGs bodacious booty moves, their show CRUSHES it.  I'm so excited that they will be playing with us again at Hotel Cafe on April 11th.  Fresh fans, do yourself a favor and make that show and stick around for MC Flow.  It's "INCREDIBLE"!
We had a great time traveling this weekend and I just want to give a warm thank you to Natalie, Amy, John, Abby, Taylor, Rob, GG, Ariel and everybody at Bar Pink, and Natalie's family and friends for their hospitality, as well as to all of our fans who travelled down from LA to see us in our SD debut. 
I'm really grateful to all of you for being so sweet and having such big hearts.  We have the best fans and best friends in the world, and we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.  Hopefully, this will just be the first of a lot more shows in beautiful San Diego and abroad. 
As Stan the Man says, "Excelsior!"

Jack


Friday, January 23, 2009 
Hey now Fresh fan!
If you're on FACEBOOK, become a fan of The Fresh on FACEBOOK.
There's some great fan photos on there along with the entire album available to listen to. If you're on FACEBOOK, stop by and visit The Fresh.. on FACEBOOK!



Wednesday, December 24, 2008 
Hey Fresh fan!!
We're happy to say that The Self-Titled Debut Album by The Fresh is now available on
iTUNES.
You can get the entire album for 10 bucks or a single for 99 cents. Click on the link that says iTUNES and you're rocking. We would LOVE if you guys wrote your reviews there too. It's a perfect place to tell the story of the first time you heard blueballs..and cried. Or you can mention the time you played plowtown for your dad and he thought you were the coolest kid ever. Whatever your review is, we want to hear from you. Click on iTUNES and it's go time.
Thanks everyone..
The Fresh
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 
Album FAQ's

Howdy Fresh fans-Here's some FAQ's to " The Self-Titled Debut Album" by The Fresh

Q:How do I buy a CD?
A:If you're in LA, come to the shows! It's only 10 bucks there, cash or credit.


Q: How do I buy a CD online?
A: PAYPAL is the best option because it's only 12 dollars and The Fresh gets 10 of that. We ship it same day S&H incl. We love paypal cause it's easy and safe for everyone. CDBABY is another option. A popular indie distribution site but they charge for S&H and take 4 bucks from every CD. Another good reason to get it from US. :)







Q: What about iTunes?
A: it's available now on iTUNES

Q:Can i buy it in stores?
A: Amoeba Records on Sunset Blvd. LA,CA

Q:This album made me love/kill again! How can i tell you?
A: contact@thefresh.com

Q: I want the lyrics
A: Download the lyric folder HERE

Q: I want the chords/tabs
A: contact@thefresh.com we'll see what we can do

Q: I work for a label/mag/agency etc. I want one for free damnit!
A: all press/media inq. please email contact@thefresh.com

Q: Will i go insane if i listen to the album backwards?
A: No. We recorded it in reverse

Q: will you play my wedding/bar/party?
A: If your mom is there. Email serious inquiries to contact@thefresh.com

Q: When are you coming to my hometown?
A: Soon. Be patient fresh fans!
Thursday, August 14, 2008 

Current mood:choppy

Thank you to everyone who came out to the the fresh/ falsetto teeth show at el cid last weekend.

 Without ya'll our shows suck so we really appreciate your company that night. Sometimes they suck anyway, but at least we get to suck in front of you. That came out wrong.

 Anways, Big ups to the cal arts crew and megan as well for bringing the party to el cid!!! We love you and miss you and not in a sarcastic jokey kind of way, well maybe.......-Dean(the fresh drummer)

Saturday, April 12, 2008 

Current mood:Good/ Shitty/ Good
Howdy Fresh Fans!

Dirty Kurty here. Before I get into the meat-like portion of my first blog, I'd first like to take the time to declare my warmest, deepest, and most sincere gratitude to all of you out there who support the endeavors of The Fresh. Without you, the fans, none of this would be possible. I can't speak for the rest of the band, but personally, I feel an overwhelming sense of pride and accomplishment when I hear positive feedback from all of you. It is this sort of encouragement that makes me want to do my absolute best and give you %110 all the time. From the bottom of my heart, Thank You. You are the best fans in the world.

And now… the meat-like portion:

I'd like to discuss an elusive phenomenon that I imagine most of us have experienced at some time or another… I'm speaking of the dreaded Shit Sandwich. As there are a few varieties, I will limit my discussion to the two most common ones.

The first of these varieties, I shall simply call 'The Shit Sandwich'. In layman's terms, the formula can be expressed as: Compliment + Shit + Compliment = Shit Sandwich. In standard practice, the compliments serve as the 'bread' and the shit serves as… well… the shit. Here's an obvious example: 'You look great today Sally. Most of the time, you're ugly. Today you're beautiful.'… pretty self-explanatory, right? OK, now for a slightly subtler example: 'Wow! You guys are REALLY talented. I think I can help teach you how to write better songs. You're the best thing I've heard in a long time!'… did you catch it? …me too… what an asshole!

The other variety that I'd like to talk about is 'The Open-Faced Shit Sandwich', otherwise known as 'The Amateur Shit Sandwich' or 'Shit Toast'. Being the simpler of the two varieties, it has a correspondingly simple formula: Shit + Compliment = Open-Faced Shit Sandwich. As you can see from the formula, the top layer of bread is missing. This makes for harder digestion in most cases. Here's an example: 'Fuck You! I love you!'… you can see why this is 'amateur' right? The antagonist didn't even think of concealing the shit with another 'I love you'! Here's another: 'You're paranoid. I can help you.'… did you taste the shit? Me too! …unless it was one of those dreaded 'Mobius Phantom Shit Sandwiches'…in which case I might REALLY be paranoid, and that person might REALLY be able to help me… Oh God, what have I done?! Whatever… if you don't believe in Shit Sandwiches, then that makes you totally ignorant and retarded. I hate ignorant and retarded people. Our fans are ignorant and retarded. Anyone who likes songs about 'whiskey dick' and 'blueballs' has no concept of good music or good art. These people are the very plague that was prophesized in The Book of Revelations. God help them all.

In closing, I would like to reiterate how appreciative I am that you took the time to read this. Please know that I hold all of you in the highest of regard and that you all occupy a large space in my heart. May you be comforted with the wisdom that is the eternal omnipresent source of all life and compassion. Follow your hearts, dreams, and intuitions for they alone are the things that give life meaning and depth. Ignore the haters, critics, and those who cast judgment and say mean things. Don't let it discourage you. You're better than that!

Have a great day.
Go fuck yourself.
I love you.

-Dirty Kurty
Monday, April 07, 2008 

Category: Blogging


This is my favorite Fresh song to date. It took a long time to write and will take a longer time to play. I sing this one almost every night there’s a guitar in the room. Many of our songs before got to the "funny" earlier but this one was patient, building with intensity on multiple levels. Dean pushed for the 12/8 Dangelo feel and we wrote lyrics that brought Jacks phrasing to another level. Once the bridge was finalized, Dino had the rest finished with the ending melody and final outro. Unfortunately, this version doesn’t make it that far. The song ends right as the outro comes in. Fortunately we see a smoking solo from Kurty, who gets very dirty. I love the feel a long bass solo gives this song into the bridge, it builds with a fantastic dynamic range.
An essential part of the story is that the guy keeps putting off what he needs to say. The verses are built with him complaining and questioning but never getting to his point until the bridge. The original lyrics were much closer to Plowtown but it wasn’t that kind of song. It’s a song that deals with real life, real problems and the search for The Steady Pound.
John from
thefresh



Steady Pound by The Fresh


Girl
I’ve been so lonely so long and something’s wrong
Girl
Let me know if you will be around
Cause I’m looking yeah I’m looking for a steady pound



It all started when I took you out to dinner three and a half weeks ago
Bought you some drinks and took you to a couple shows
It was going so good feeling so fine having a good time
Why is loving you such a crime

I got so much bottled up inside of me right now baby
I just want to get it all on out of me
I’d like to tell you something but I’ll wait till the second verse




didn’t get a chance to say this earlier in the song
tell you bout the problems we had and what went wrong
Why is it when a man and a woman get together?
Someone else is holding on

not saying it’s my fault or your fault or his fault too
not blaming anyone now but I’ll blame you
We’ll talk about this later first the solo and a bridge

One thing I want to say to you
Baby I’m not gonna leave unless you want me to
But my car wont start
Cause I don’t own a car
Oh I you gave me ride home that would be so nice of you


You know I know you know you’re hot
There’s a ton of guys on the phone trying to get all up in your spot

So I’ll be moving on
You’re so dead gone
always on my mind


Not looking for the long term not looking for a mate
Got 5 bucks in my pocket girl We should celebrate
Not looking for a girlfriend
Not looking for a wife
Could tell you that I love you
But if that don’t seem right

You could just pound me once
Pound me twice
Pound me three times
Thursday, April 03, 2008 
Hey There Fresh Fans!-

For those of you who saw the triumphant debut of our video, "Puppies and Babies" on FunnyOrDie.com and commented on it or put the video up on your myspace page only to see it disappear, well...see...
Due to an ugly legal dispute (without going into too much, let’s just say John made unwanted advances on a miniture schnauzer) we had to make a quick edit and now it has been reposted, and we would love for you to check it out and put it up on your page or on your friend’s page and help us to gain enough attention to warrant the thousands and thousands of dollars we intend to make because of this. 
Sorry for the inconvience, and thanks again for being so damned Fresh.

-Jack from The Fresh
.."Puppies and Babies" by The Fresh on FunnyOrDie. com..