Posted By: bundee

Posted On: 4 hr, 28 min. ago
Views: 47
MEEMAW

i dont think i can think of something better than robert...

Posted By: robert

Posted On: 4 hr, 31 min. ago
Views: 49
meemaw

like two filthy old men squirming in the carcass of a rotting pig and the bile of two ten-day-dead priests. hold your fist out, it won't go to waste.

Posted By: robert

Posted On: 4 hr, 34 min. ago
Views: 51
meemaw

dig it dig it dig it

Posted By: brandon

Posted On: 5 hr, 25 min. ago
Views: 22
MEEMAW!

(they're probably vampires)

Posted By: Alex

Posted On: 6 hr, 0 min. ago
Views: 35
Meemaw

Meemaw tied me up in their basement for 2 weeks and made me alphabetize their 8 track collection in a hot pink leather mini-skirt they stole off an unconscious hooker under the bridge. It wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't leave the dirty needles in the waist-band. But hey, if everyone gets hepatitis, then do we really have to worry about spreading it?

Posted By: mac jr.

Posted On: 6 hr, 18 min. ago
Views: 43
proud as fuk

yea keep fukin rockin, i love u jess roll on roll on roll on

Posted By: j.j. niles


Posted By: Mark

Posted On: 11 hr, 29 min. ago
Views: 56
MEEMAW BLOWS MY FACE OFF!!!

Like Lou Diamond Phillips...



Posted By: Randy

Posted On: 14 hr, 56 min. ago
Views: 62
MEEMAW wins!

Listening to MEEMAW is like watching baby kittens explode out of Mother Teresa's vagina!!!!!

john lennons dead
joe strummers dead
the heros dead
cuz they were men
dont want to waste my time being bob dylan*
the things they said
as good as dead
born as statues
inside our head
*
theres no sequel
cuz i would just be speaking in
a safety language now
chewing up the envelope
to spit the letters out
theres a smarter open minded
thought gestapo now
checking out the envelope
to cash the letters out

a ginsberg read
the a-dream dead
born with him and dylan written
through my head

how could i *

i thought i read
that lou reed said
you change your voice
as you change your head

why would i *
once walt whitman

critics suck
a coffee cup
thats burned and bottomed out
the smoking ban
force fold my hand
the smokers lefted out
into the yards
of fossil cars with
paper tiger mouths sporting
trading cards of culture tsars with vitals check them out

words mean nothing

CANCER OF SOCIETY

WELL I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS ON THE 4TH OF JULY
I'M GOING TO SKIP ALL YOUR CLASSES AND GET RIPPED ON THE SLY
JUST LIKE A!: BEAR TRAP ON THE MEAT OF YOUR THIGH
JUST LIKE A!: BIG BALD EAGLE GIVING FAT BLACK EYES

LIKE LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS

I'LL BLOW THE COPS AWAY*      (GUNS/BONG RIPS)

I'LL BLOW THE COPS AWAY

GIVE ME A SHOTGUN, SHOTGUN

I'LL BLOW THE COPS AWAY

I'LL BLOW THE COPS AWAY

WOOOH!

UZI

CAN'T DIE, CAN'T MAKE HIM STAY ALIVE

STOP!

SMOKING IN THE SUN

SMOKING IN THE SUN
SMOKING IN THE SUN
WHOLE MILK
RED MEAT
SMOKING IN THE SUN

MY TEETH ARE SO WHITE
CUZ I GOT A LEATHER FACE

DIET COKE
RANCH DRESSING
SWEET TEA
GOD'S BLESSING SMOKING IN THE SUN

MY TEETH ARE SO WHITE CUZ!


FEVER DREAMING

WELL I KEEP THE T.V. ON
BUT I JUST CAN'T WATCH IT
BECAUSE JUST TO TURN IT OFF
WAKES MONSTERS IN MY CLOSET

AND ITS CREEPING WHILE I CRAWL
AND SHOCKING TIL I AWE
AND IT SOCKS ME IN THE JAW
WHILE SPEAKING WITH A DRAWL

FEVER DREAMING

AND WELL I TRY TO SLEEP IT OFF
BUT JOKERS WON'T STOP TALKING
YEAH I GOT THIS CHATTERBOX
BEHIND MY BREAST POCKET

AND I'M DRAGGING BOTH MY FEET
AND SLAVING TO THE BEAT
STARING WILD EYED
AND GRIPPED TO MY SEAT

BECAUSE IF I TRY TO TURN IT OFF
I JUST KEEP IT ON

AND NOW I'M CROSSING BLACK CATS
THAT PRESS MY PATH WEEKLY
AND I'M DODGING COOL GAZE
OF ROCK AND PAYROLL-PHARI-SEE-ME

AND THE STORMS A ROLLING IN
FROM CAPS A CRUMBLING
AND WITH THE ENGLISH BACK SPIN
YOU KNOW THE TIKE AIN'T GOING TO WIN
KEEP GRINNING

BECAUSE IF I TRY TO DREAM AT ALL
I JUST KEEP IT ON

IF I TRY TO DREAM AT ALL

JOHNO

WE GOT THE TOUGHEST BLOWS
RIGHT ACROSS YOUR NOSE
AND WE'RE GOING TO GET FUCKED UP
AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET ROUGHED UP

AND WE DISH IT OUT
LIKE A DIRTY MOUTH
AND DON'T YOU GO MAKE SHIT
IF YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T TAKE IT

CUZ WE GOT THE BEST BREAD
YOU KNOW WE GOT THE BEST BREAD

WE'RE RIDING HARD TIL DAWN
AND POPPING WHEELIES IN YOUR LAWN
CUZ YOU KNOW WE'RE GOING TO TEAR UP ALL THE SHIT THAT YOU WEAR UP

CUZ WE GOT THE BEST BREAD
YOU KNOW WE GOT THE BEST BREAD

AND THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY
HAS JUST BEGUN TO FRIGHTEN ME RIGHT NOW
IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY DON'T HIT REPEAT ON HISTORY
RIGHT NOW

BLUE IN THE BLACKLIGHT

TURN ON A BLACKLIGHT
PLUG IN A NIGHTLIGHT
TURN OFF YOUR BLACKLIGHT
PLUG IN A NIGHTLIGHT
WE'RE UP AND ALL NIGHT

CUZ YOU AIN'T SLEEPING
NO NO NO
YOU AIN'T SLEEPING
SOMETHING'S CREEPING OVER YOU

AND WHEN MY EYES IS BLINKING
WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL BE THINKING

CAUGHT IN A HEADLIGHT
DRAGGING A TAIL LIGHT
GOD OF THE PORCHLIGHT:
YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
WE'RE OPEN ALL NIGHT

CUZ YOU AIN'T SLEEPING
NO NO NO
YOU AIN'T SLEEPING
LIKE A STOIC WITH THE BLUES

YOU AIN'T SLEEPING
NO NO NO
YOU AIN'T SLEEPING
WHY YOU TRY AND TIE MY SHOES

DEER IN A HEADLIGHT
RUNNING A RED LIGHT
GOD OF THE MOONLIGHT
IT'S OKAY, YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT A FLASHLIGHT

MOM, I THINK I'LL BE ALRIGHT

TERRIBLE PEOPLE

LET'S SEE HOW MUCH WE CAN GET AWAY WITH
TERRIBLE PEOPLE
TERRIBLE PEOPLE*

IT'S SO ROCK AND ROLL NOT TO HAVE A CONSCIENCE
*
I NEVER TOLD YOU HOW HOT YOUR MOM IS
*
HISTORY IS SUCH A BUMMER
*
BOOKS GET WORSE ABOUT EVERY SUMMER
*
OLD BOYS WHO HIDE BEHIND NATIONS
*
TO THE COOL KID WEEKEND INSTIGATIONS
*
YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENT
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL
IF ANYBODY EVER GOES THERE

ORIGINAL SIN

ORIGNAL SIN
ORIGINAL SIN
I'M A SINNER

I GOT MY BACK STRAIGHT UP
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT
I'M NOT THAT BAD
AGAINST THE GATES WE PLAYED UP
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT
I'M NOT THAT BAD

BECAUSE:
I AIN'T SCARED OF TOLD HELL HOUNDS
YOU KNOW I TAKE THEM TO THE VET JUST TO PUT THEM DOWN

BUT!:
ORIGINAL SIN
ORIGINAL SIN
I'M A SINNER

OBLIGATIONS MADE UP
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I'M NOT THAT BAD
BORN WITH MY DUES PAID UP
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I'M NOT THAT BAD

BECAUSE:
AUGUSTINES BURNING BABIES NOW
AND THE WORLD DOMINATORS GOT A MEEK-ERS CROWN
BUT!:

ORIGINAL SIN
ORIGINAL SIN
I'M A SINNER

IF I CAN LOVE MYSELF
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I'M NOT THAT BAD
I COULD BE MY OWN HELP
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I'M NOT THAT BAD

BECAUSE:

I HEARD MY GENERATIONS SO FAR GONE
THAT THEY'RE PRAYING TO THE HUSTLER WITH A BLINDFOLD ON

SPOT ON!

I'M NOT THAT BAD!

CLUBBER LANG

I AIN'T AFRAID TO GET CUT
I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE

LION OF THE DOG CAGE
TUGGING ON A CHOKE CHAIN
LION OF THE DOG CAGE'S
RUNNING OUT OF CHOKE CHAIN

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
THATS AS LOW AS I'M GOING
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
I'LL CALL YOU CLUBBER LANG
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
WELL I SEEN ROCKY III
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
THEY DON'T ALL END THE SAME
HIT ME WITH YOU BEST SHOT

LION OF THE DOG CAGE

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
YOU MAKE MY ENGINE SHUDDER
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
BECAUSE WE'RE SO THE SAME
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
I JUST MUST QUIT COMPETING
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
FOR LION OF THE DOG CAGE

YOUR JUST THE KING OF THE CAGE
AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE
YOU'R JUST KING OF THE CAGE
YOU'RE JUST CLUBBER LANG