my new song

Here's a song i just came across that Danny Roaden and I wrote a while back.

here's a new song by me.




In the mornin i awake oh lord i got the shakes
cuz i aint had a fix in a couple o days
and the more i think about it the more i get excited
cuz i know that my brain is floating away
i need me some get rights right now
i need me some get rights right now
it's been a long day  it's only ten am you say
ill keep tellin myself that i'll get right somehow
with my patients gettin thin
my lisp is kickin in i got a twitch in my eye and i stutter all the time
and the more i live without it the more i wanna party
but i know i'm short changed cuz i'm on top of my game
that's why i need me some get rights right now
i need me some get rights right now
its been a long day it's only ten am ya say
ill keep sing my song n get right all along
now im on the floor cryin i feel like im diein
im drippin with sweat n lord i aint copped yet
and the more i lye without it the less i wanna buy it
i think i'll take those words back so bitch where is the crack?
i need me some get rights right now
i need me some get rights right now
its been a long day its only ten am ya say
i keep tellin myself that i'll get right right now

hey all, we are going to costa rica and if you wanna keep in touch with me you can also contact me via skype. my skype name is brandonmofo. i also have a skype phone number that is a duluth number so you can call me on that too. message my inbox for that number.

hola from the latter season.
i dont really know what that means but i guess it means maybe hi from the end of summer?  ok yeah, summer is over, its cold so go cry about it.  it was freezing the other night.  i mean, whats up with that?
things that are new with me...
im an uncle. my nephew's name is colton. so i got that going for me.
i have the biggest blood blister ive ever seen and its on my pinkie
im part owner of a non-profit t-shirt company.  shirts to free blaine from whatever he may be in need of freeing from are onsale now.  ten buchs in person and thirteen shipped to andywhere in the cont. usa.  all proceeds go to blaine. and whatever fines he may owe (we arent even sure that he owes andy but the shirts are cool.  they say free blain on the back and on the front is a silhouette of him behind bars.  one of a kind really)
message me with inquiries about shirts.  sorry there are no pics as of now.  give it a week or two

man,
im so glad that im not as hungover as i was this morning.  i was miserable.
so miserable that i didnt even play one round of WWF on the PS2 today on our way from lincoln NE to Cedar Rapids IA.
well to start things off, we've been on the road for a couple weeks now and on our way out to aspen we stopped in denver for the night.  well north denver i guess.  in the hotel next to the blimpie.  so i bought  an ocelot (bike) the day before we went out there and when we stopped in denver we got directions to the bar and off we went.  well this place is not near andy bars so it was maybe a 7 mile bike ride.  not so bad but we missed a turn or something and ended up nowhere.  the only thing that's open is this place just ahead of us called "Pleasures"  so we stopped and asked if there was a bar near by and the dude looks at me hard and long like he's thinking extra hard and says "nope, nothing around here."  well three blocks later we see this little white building with nothing but an open sign.  we figured it was a whore house but not sure.  so we're trying to peek in the windows but cant really see anything.  right next door is a bar so we go in and ask about mystery building next door and we were right, whorehouse. awesome.  and no we didnt stop.
after some time at the bar some guy gave us a cd of his metal band and it was pretty good.
off to aspen the next day and first day out there i went biking around and we came across a bmx bike track.  being the expert biker that i am i went for it.  biffed it hard off the first jump, went tumbling for a few feet, got up and i was  a little scuffed up and my back wheel was bent and a bunch of stuff loosened up on the bike.
later we ran into some cowboy and his buddy and earlier that day we saw some cows being hurded down the road and i guess the cows wanna go up the mountain for food around this time of year.  so i was asking him about that and it turns out that the cows dont have to obey traffic laws and on top of it they gotta cross a highway.  well if a person were to run into a cow crossing the road it would be their fault for hitting a cow and would have to pay for the cow. cowboy and dude were pretty cool so we went to their house and that cowboy was so fricking funny. i hadnt laughed so hard ever.  on our way home we were still on bikes and it wasnt looking good.  blaine was  still laughing his ass off so he tipped over whilst riding his bike.  crash.  timmy did the same.
a couple days later blaine woke up and was asking me where his bike was.  and his phone and smokes.  turns out his bike didnt get stolen but it was in the front yard of the hotel right passed the curb abouts where he might have crashed it then kept on walking down to the river because that's where his smokes and phone were. 
we were in colorado for a concert that this super rich guy was throwin for his wife.  little feat played for her birthday party it was a great time.
but the first day of setting up we ended up getting what drunk with said billionare in one of his guest houses with his family.  we played music all night and i played probably the most expensive guitar that i ever will. 
they liked it so much that we did it again the next night in a different guest house with more family and more beer and booze.  what a great time.
so many funny things happened so i shoulda been posting as it went.  oh well.
ill add more later.
we went to the races today in cedar rapids and it wasnt really that much fun.  i guess im just not a car race kinda guy.

so i have this theory that if you're with a group of 4 people and you all walk into a place at the same time, the second person in never has to touch the door because the first person opens it and the person behind you does the extendo-reach door grab.  also if the same group is entering a Perkins at least one of them is gonna have the chicken tender melt.  even if they are vegetarian.  its just how the world works.
getting back to door holding, i am usually a door holder and sometimes it bothers me when im holding a door for someone and the person going in or out has to touch the door at the last second like im gonna let go at any point and trip them with the door or something.  i mean ive already been holding it for thirteen seconds, why would i let go now while you're still in the doorway?  i could see if i was doing the "im leaving but i'll hold the door for as long as my arms reach while im walking away" thing but i usually dont.  i usually stay there for the whole thing.  kinda like a service package, you get the whole deal when im holding the door.

so yesterday a few of us decided it would be a good idea to go canoeing down the brule river.  it wasnt a bad idea but blaine and i were in the same canoe and he cant swim.  i mean, he is the only one ive ever seen get drunk on the beach with a lifejacket on all day.  so we get in the water, cooler packed full of beer thinking we're set to have a little relaxing time.   well nobody told us there were little rapids and rocks to avoid.  there were two others with us but they were on kayaks so they could manouver way better than we could.  so we're drinkin some beer haven fun then bam, we hit some rapids.  we're paddling like crazy to avoid rocks and such and finally we get  out of it.  then hit some more and just around the bend there's a big rock in our way and our front end hits it and gets the canoe turned sideways and then the water starts filling the canoe.   all this time we are right in front of some guy's house and he's just standing in his yard watching us fools in thirty five degree water try to get this sunken, stuck canoe away from this rock and up on shore.  we finally get the canoe up on shore and we are all soaked shoes, pants and all from about the waste down.  so we ring out our clothes and shoes and collect all our stuff (cooler, chips, essentials)  and off we go.  then another guy tips completely over and shortly after that he does it again.  not looking so good for us.  we had such a blast but we never made it to our destination point.  we stopped early, started a fire and thought about what we were gonna do.  i mean this water is freezing and we had another 45 min of paddling to do.  so we happened to come across a guy driving around and he gave us a ride to our car.  it was a blast tho.
i guess blaine and i arent meant to hang out together around water.  like a month ago he and i were up hiking by gooseberry falls and the trail lead up to a river with ice on it and on the other side of the river there was the rest of the trail.  so i guessed that the ice was good  because it looked like people were walking on it.  well those must have been some old footprints becasue i started walking across it and about every step i took i thought i was gonna fall thru.  the ice was movin and cracking but i made it.  so a couple mins later blaine comes up to the ice and yells across "hows the ice"  not wanting to go across it myself i was all like "its good" haha. so he starts coming across and the ice is for sure breaking.  he starts running and jumps at the last second and his foot went under but he made it to shore safe and dry besides that.

so i can remember once a while back when i bought a sportshake and someone was all like "a buck fifty for that" or whatever they said.  but yeah, so what.  it costs more than a can of pop.  oh well.  its good!  but yesterday when i bought a strawberry sport shake (maybe first or second time this year ive had one) i was drinkin it and realized that its way cheaper than redbull which is what? only 8 ounces?  see that's two bucks and my sportshake's fifty cents cheaper and its 12 ounces!  WAIT! i was lookin and its only ELEVEN ounces... not 12.  it almost fooled me.    almost.
then later last night i was in a grocery store and was fixin to buy me some naked juice because its soooo good.  i was lookin and saw that two of the same exact kinds of juice were different color. so i got kinda curious (i think it was the energy one or maybe the vitamin c one... dont exactly remember.). so the two had the same kinds of fruits in them just different ammounts of each.  for example.  one had like two and a half strawberries and one had five.  but you know how on the other side of the chart it shows you "The Boost Inside"  well that was all the same.  so i just didnt get it.  so i looked some more.  there was only one difference that i noticed. the one that was different was older.  it expired maybe a month before all the others do.  maybe there's a new recipe comin out or something?