Some people have a lot of questions that they're always hitting us with so, to put your pretty little mind at ease, here's the Status on the film:

1. How deep are you into production?
We're currently half way, or 50% done with filming. This puts us roughly balls deep.

2.When is Filming going to be done?
Hopefully in January sometime we'll be done with production and on to full facial Post-Production.

3. When is the movie going to be done?
When it's done. As it will be mediocre to begin with we want to at least reach the highest level of mediocrity we can achieve and that's hard to do when you're peepin' in my ear about deadlines. Even if it takes ten years it'll get done, be patient.

Though, hopefully it won't take ten years because the continuity on the people might change.

4. Who's in it? Any big stars?
Hell motherfuckin' yeah we got big stars! We got Cody (Motherfucker, Motherfucker) Eickmeyer! Here comes Greg (Craigler) Vivrette! And bringin' up that ass is Jason (Nutz On Ya Tonsils) More! Bitch please!

5. How big is the budget on this production?
We have a budget of over two and a half hundred dollars.

6.What's It about?
It's about this guy and his friend. And a Mormon. And the Mob. Guns, drugs and titties. Except no titties. But you can imagine what that might be like.

7. What's the running time?
Anywhere between 90 and 100 minutes. Roughly. You know, give or take.

8. What are your plans for the movie when it's done?
We'd like to show it around at film festivals and hopefully find someone we can trick into giving us money for it. Then distribute it.

9. Who's on the soundtrack?
Cagematch To The Death is on for sure. We've had some music donated from a few other bands but we're gonna try to mix it up a little. A variety of music would be nice...except country music.

Greg and Dub are in charge of the score for the film, which will be primarily focused around a funk-rock theme.

10. Any future projects in the works?
There are a couple of ideas floating around in the noodle but nothing seriously right now. Trying to stay focused on the project at hand.

Well, that's it for now. If you have any further questions you can just messege us about it.

Love,

The Sycophants