DEC GIGS


(NOTE:  see further below, need merch help at Newhall and probably also Riverside)

FRI Dec 11
NEWHALL (Santa Clarita)
VU Ultra Bar
22505 8th St, Newhall
21+/ $7 / bands 8pm?

Angry Samoans / Inazuma / The Resistors / Seven40Seven / Nino Zombi


SAT Dec 12
LONG BEACH
Alex's Bar
2913 E. Anaheim St.
21+ / $12 / bands 9pm?

Angry Samoans / JFA / Woolly Bandits / TBA


SUN Dec 13 CANCELLED/ VENUE SHUT DOWN by the city/noise complaints bla bla bla type bullshit
RIVERSIDE
Pharoah's Den
3579 University Ave
ALL AGES / $8 / CANCELLED

Angry Samoans / BUM CITY SAINTS (bay area) / Mother Speed / C.O.P. / Gross Negligence / Rid of Disease





 

MERCH HELP FAQ INFO

there's usually 2 or 3 crew slots open on the guest list in swap for merch table help, plus my share of any free food/drink (which i never use). i get there earlier (me, aka mike) to do the load in and set up work way before door time. being on crew/merch help also means you get first look at claiming all/any shirts you like at just the $2/ea cost (2.50 actually).when there's big conference hall type folding tables available (most gigs have them), we will have our usual over 100 diff $5 t-shirts/tops piled up by the dozens filling up an entire table...thanks to the local cheap huge thrift stores, East Bayyyyyyyy right on right on.

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gigs EUROPE May 2008

FRI  May 2 Cottbus GERMANY Glad House
SAT  May 3  Berlin  GERMANY  Tommy Weissbecker Haus
SUN  May 4  Hamburg  GERMANY  Hafenklang
TUES  May 6  Oslo  NORWAY  Garage
WED  May 7  Amsterdam  HOLLAND  Melkweg
FRI  May 9  Rome  ITALY  punk rock festival gig
SAT  May 10  Osnabruck  GERMANY  Bastard Club
SUN  May 11  Koln  GERMANY  Werkstattthanks to our help this year in these towns for merch table help --BERLIN -- Marco and Torsten      HAMBURG -- Seppcrap, Hillow, Yannig, and Mull
                                                                
AMSTERDAM -- Sov and Renze OSLO -- Chris and KirstenROME -- Linda and friend, Elisa and boyfriendOSNABRUCK -- Torsten from berlinKOLN/COLOGNE -- Dash + 1, Sam (a lead singer) who got up and sang the fuck out of Wasted/Nervous Breakdown near the end of our set

 

================================================NOV FRI Nov 2nd 2007 SAT Nov 3rd 2007
TEXAS  the punk rock festival gig/bill in Austin at Waterloo Park this yearFRI NOV 2 / HOUSTON / Fitzgeralds / 2706 White Oak Drive / $10 advance / $15 doorAngry Samoans / Shot Baker / Bark Hard / Deathbed RepentanceSAT NOV 3 / AUSTIN / FunFunFestival / Waterloo Park two of our guys can only get the friday off from work (unpaid) and not monday also, so we can't play San Antonio and Dallas ================================well i do know this for fucking sure

during the week of may 29 - june 4th i unloaded / piled up / sorted (back into men's / boys / girls categories we unload onto the merch table) (from the 5 diff screens that have to be run separately from each other) waay over

500, nope 600 hundred thrift store merch table men's/boys/girls t shirts ALL UNLOADED, FOLDED, STACKED by type and sizes (mens / boys / girls, then by size) (did i say that already? i could say it again, and for free no charge),

for this summer's 6 gigs and it only took like 1,000,000 hours between that tuesday night and the following sunday night. yep endless merch table

$5 shirt piles for those 6 summer weekend gigs and i am the guy that folds / sorts them while watching TV/WNBA/PBS/VH1 videos at 4am. my mind is now oatmeal. well, at least the NBA playoffs are effectively over and i only have to pay casual notice (daily) to the Oakland A's games as they come on the radio/TV each day for background noise.

exciting life of rock star huh

man and i don't even do drugs

try finding $5 t shirts at the dopey Warped Tour riiight. they'll sell you a 20 oz bottle of water (for $5 right?) on a 110+ degree day when anyone < the age of 65 needs about 60 oz of water every four hours sooo.

any band who plays on the Warped Tour more than one gig go fuck yourself in the head 10 times. oh wait, the Queers already said that 10 times last decade, wash and repeat.

-- metal mike

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earlier  gigs logged here for the archives

starting with

FRI JULY 20 2007
RIVERSIDE
The Vibe / 1805 S. University Ave
18 + / $10 / bands start at 8pm / doors 7pmAngry Samoans / Detours / No Dice / Titanosour

SAT JULY 21
HEMET
Johnny's / 1107 W. Florida / 21+..superstar0031@hotmail.com and tell her your page URL so she can log your name/page etc. she won't be able to go to either of these gigs because they are > 18 boooooo
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FRI June 22 / HOLLYWOOD / Key Club / $14 / all ages
Angry Samoans
CH3
Bad Samaritans
Scabs
Initial Distress
bands 8pm
doors 7:30pm


SAT June 23 / SAN MARCOS / Jumping Turtle / $12 / all ages
Angry Samoans
Jakked Rabbits
Disabled Youth
InstigatorTHIS WAS MAYBE THE WILDEST GIG/CROWD WE HAVE PLAYED in the last 20+ years.  san marcos (about 30 minutes northeast of downtown san diego) has got some kind of "scene" going that the teenpunks (hahahahaha, hey if they called it "teenpop" then i can call the Y2K grade school generation teenpunks huh) are inventing from scratch on their own.  goddamn i felt like Howlin' Wolf or Albert King playing for the white kids in 1966 after doing this set.  it was good.  only difference, the band was white too. i guess that makes us more like Flatt and Scruggs or the Stanley Brothers huh.  also good. 

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SAT July 21 / ANAHEIM / Chain Reaction
WAS CANCELLED some dummies busted up toilets, so "punk bands" or at least the old ones are back to being "not allowed" to play at Anaheim for the next umpteen years boooooo
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FRI AUG 17
SANTA BARBARA
Velvet Jones / 21+ / $10
423 State StAngry Samoans / Rat Pack / GG Elvis / Silent Meow

SAT AUG 18
EL SEGUNDO  (near LAX)
Bad Dog Ale House / 21+
226 Standard St 
NO INFO REC'D re bands, price (prob $10), time bands start (usually late at bar gigs, like 9pm or later = we don't get to play until 11:30pm or 12mid boooo) 

SAT SEPT 15
BAKERSFIELD
The Dome / 2201 V St / all ages / $12 / bands 7pm
423 State StAngry Samoans / Noise Attack / Paci-Fists / Dirty Pillows / Box Jumper / 3rd World Assassins

SUN SEPT 16 
ATASCADERO 
Masonic Lodge / 2607 Traffic Way / all ages / $12 / bands 7pm

Angry Samoans / The Slow Kidz / The Kaotix / Manifest Destiny / Scurvy Bastards / Noise Attack
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FRI OCT 5
VICTORVILLE
Trilogy Theatre / 15573 7th St / all ages / $10 / bands 7pm?Angry Samoans / Subvert / Peter Pan Paranoia / Noise Attack / Victims of War SAT OCT 6
SANTA ANA / The Clinic / 2208 S. Lyon St. / all ages / $10 / bands 6pm 

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FRI JAN 25 2008
SACRAMENTO
On The Y / 670 Fulton Ave. 
21 + / $10 / bands start at 7pm? / doors?Angry Samoans / Lab Disaster / Cell Block 5 / Drastic Actions / Nation of Idiots / 12 Steps to Nothing / Correction
 

SAT JAN 26
SAN FRANCISCO
BOTTOM OF THE HILL /  
ALL AGES / $10 / bands start at 9pm / doors 8:30pmAngry Samoans / Subtle Way / Officer Down / Cell Block 5
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FRI FEB 15
HOLLYWOOD
KNITTING FACTORY / 7021 Hollywood Blvd 
ALL AGES / $10adv $12 at gig / bands start at 7pm? / or doors 7pm?Angry Samoans / JFA / Battle Flask / Battle Born / Media Blitz

SAT FEB 16
SAN DIEGO
Brick By Brick / 1130 Buenos Aires Ave 
21+ / $15? / bands start at 8pm? / doors?Angry Samoans / JFA / Battle Flask / Blood Stained Reality / Tim Raldo & Filthy Fucks
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FRI MAR 28
SANTA BARBARA
VELVET JONES /  $10? info later / 21+ booooooooAngry Samoans / CH3 / GG Elvis / 2 other bands

SAT MAR 29
LONG BEACH
VAULT 350 /  info later / ALL AGESAngry Samoans / Smut Peddlers / All Day / Social Task / Noise Attack / KILLROY from Ventura are on the bill somewherethis gig will be crazy huge so don't forget the back doors are unlocked during "soundcheck" (the other bands, not us) and the $5 t shirts are all unloaded by 6pm, you can figure the rest out.  the best amazing new shirts will be GONE by 8pm guaranteed. 
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FRI JUNE 13
APPLE VALLEY
ANGEL'S ROADHOUSE
13685 John Glenn Road / all ages / $10? / bands 8pm?Angry Samoans / xxx  / Subvert / Dr. Dickhead
 
SAT June 14
SAN MARCOS
JUMPING TURTLE
1660 Capalina Road / all ages / $10adv/$12door
doors 6pm / bands 7pmAngry Samoans / Unit F / Noise Attack / The Morning Riot / Jakked Rabbitsthe first 20 ticketholders at San Marcos with proof of graduation (earlier that week) --a) xerox of HS diploma
b) xerox of a page out of their "graduation program"
c) or just a page torn out of the same
d) or parental note saying that "the dog ate my diploma"
e) or driver's license showing AGE 18, ie a high school senior
f) etc etc etcwill get a "voucher" immediately good for one (1) FREE T-SHIRT of their choice right off the big pool table full of shirts (mens/boys/girls/childrens)truth! you better believe it!for free stuff to give away at the door,
i ran 40 copies of these two fliers, but on heavy yellow cardstock for a dime each at Copymat -- the 1979 July 10 Camrillo State Hospital FEAR / ANGRY SAMOANS flier (a good one) Dec 1979 FEAR / GEARS / ANGRY SAMOANS Blackies flier, the one that's in the punk rock poster punk.two dumbasses ran an original up to $82 dollars the other week on EbayFIRST WEEKEND OF FUCKIN SUMMER 2008 SAN MARCOS! it's PARTY TIIIIME! SCHOOOOOL'S OUT FOREVERR =================================================

CANCELLED (the promoter that was putting on these shows quit business a couple weeks ago)FRI July 25 CANOGA PARK cancelledSAT July 26 LOMPOC  cancelled
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FRI Aug 22
CORONA
Angels Sports Bar
1650 E. 6th St.
21+ / $10  adv / $12 door / doors 7:30 / bands 8pm?
Angry Samoans / Walking Toxins / 2 other bands ?? no listing up anywhere

 SAT Aug 23
NEWPORT BEACH
Hogue Barmichaels
3950 Campus Drive
ALL AGES / $12  adv? / $ door?
bands 6pm / doors ?
Angry Samoans / One Big Lie / Killroy / Red Devil Squadron / Stink Eye / Disaster Zone / Apathetic Youth / Joe's Garage
our info says we play at 11pm i think

 SUN Aug 24
SAFARI SAM'S / HOLLYWOOD
5214 W. Sunset Blvd / ALL AGES / $10 adv  / $ door
doors  7pm / bands start 7:45 pm / info says we play at 10:30pm
Angry Samoans / Narcoleptic Youth / Killroy /  Battle Flask  /  the Boozehounds
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FRI Oct 10
HUNTINGTON BEACH
Surf City Saloon
18528 Beach Blvd
21+ / $10? / doors ? / bands 9pm?
Angry Samoans / Social Task / the Outsiders / Straight Jacket Society

SAT Oct 11
LAS VEGAS
Cheyenne Saloon
3101 N. Rancho Dr.
21+ / $10? / bands 9:30pm / doors 9pm
Angry Samoans / Murder Majesty / Zerofingers / Battle Born
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FRI Nov 7
VENTURA
The Red CoveVENUE CANCELLED/quit having gigs, didn't get the explanation from our booker.  i edited this cue/blog a week ago for the change (header included), but something flaked because now that i look at it later it didn't  take.

 
SAT Nov 8
LONG BEACH
Alex's Bar monthly punk rock social NOVEMBER
2913 E. Anaheim St
21+ / $10 /
bands 9pm? / doors

Angry Samoans / the Detours / the Hollowbodys / Battle Flask

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FRI Jan 9 2009
SACRAMENTO
The Distillery
2107 L St.
21+ / $10
bands 10pm? / doors anytime, it's a bar Angry Samoans / Shootin Lucy / Nowheres / Black Mackerel

SAT Jan 10
SAN FRANCISCO
Bottom of the Hill
1233 - 17th ST
All Ages / $10
bands 9pm? / doors 8:30?

Angry Samoans / Midnight Bombers / Shootin Lucy / Officer Down

FRI Feb 27
HOLLYWOOD
Knitting Factory
7021 Hollywood Blvd
All Ages / $12 advance, $14 at door
bands 7:30pm / doors 7pm

TONS
OF good 5 DOLLAR T-SHIRTS, mens/girls/boys/wimmens/toddlers, you know
the drill.  get there before 8 pm and you can hog the best ones.   walk
right in the back door around 6pm soundcheck and you can superhog the
best ones right after they get unloaded.

Angry Samoans / Johnny Madcap & the Distractions / the Crazy Squeeze / Action 45


SAT Feb 28
SAN MARCOS
Jumping Turtle
1660 Capalina Rd.
ALL AGES / $13
bands 7:30pm? 8pm? / it's a sports bar, the doors are always open

Angry Samoans /Jackked Rabbits / Bomb Pops / Unloaded /  Electro Gun Microwave
 
that band UNLOADED played with us there a couple years ago, and they
were really good, 2 guys/2girls with a sort of old Sin 34 or X-Ray Spex
or VKTMs sound, yknow a straight punk/hardcore hybrid band with good
girl singer.
i don't think the band order of this flyer is correct.  because
Unloaded's page says "we play at 9:30" which would be 3rd billed. 





TEXAS GIGS

APRIL 2009

HOUSTON fri APR 24 / AUSTIN sat APR 25 / SAN ANTONIO sun APR 26
all three gigs all-ages

TEXAS GIGS friSatsun APR 24/25/26
FRI Apr 24
HOUSTON, TX
Walter's On Washington
4215 Washington Ave
All Ages / $12 advance / $? at door
doors 8pm / bands 8:30pm? 

Angry Samoans / Molotov Compromise / Rats In The Attic / X-Pats

TONS
OF good 5 DOLLAR T-SHIRTS at these gigs,
mens/girls/boys/wimmens/toddlers, you know the drill.  get there early
and you can hog the best ones.   walk right in the back door or load-in
earlier and you can superhog the best ones right after they get
unloaded.


SAT Apr 25
AUSTIN, TX
Red 7
611 E. 7th
ALL AGES / $10
doors 9pm / band 9:30pm?

Angry Samoans / Jesus Christ Superfly / Sober Daze

SUN Apr 26
SAN ANTONIO, TX
Rock Bottom
1033 Ave. B
ALL AGES / $12
doors 8pm / bands 8:30pm?

Angry
Samoans / Bent Gents / Snowbyrd / Nuklear Fishsticks / USSR /
Blood-N-Beer / FATMD / 13th Victim / Buffalo Lopez / Good Tippers

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FRI May 8
ANAHEIM
The Juke Joint
735 N. Anaheim Blvd
21+ / $10 advance / $10? at door
doors 8pm / bands 8:30pm?

Angry Samoans / Disguster / the Crime / Emergency / Skintight Sunrise


SAT May 9
BAKERSFIELD
Jerry's Pizza
1817 Chester Ave
ALL AGES / $10
bands start 6pm? and over early cause it's the long-running pizza parlor basement venue

Angry Samoans / Contaminators / Eat Shit / Paci-Fists / Scurvy Bastards / Subsequential Truth / the RunawayStrays

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FRI July 10
OAKLAND
The Uptown
1928 Telegraph
21+ / $10
doors 9pm / bands 9:30pm? or 10pm?

Angry Samoans / Everything Must Go / the Grannies

LOTS
OF good 5 DOLLAR T-SHIRTS at these gigs,
mens/girls/boys/wimmens/toddlers, you know the drill. get there early
and you can hog the best ones. walk right in the back door or load-in
earlier and you can superhog the best ones right after they get
unloaded.

SAT July 11
SAN JOSE downtown
Blank Club
44 S. Almaden Ave
21+ / $10
doors 9pm / bands 10pm?

Angry Samoans / the Forgotten / Shootin' Lucy

SUN July 12
BERKELEY
924 Gilman St  EARLY SUNDAY SHOW

ALL AGES / $10
bands start 5PM SHARP, doors 4:30pm / and over early, before 9:30pm

Angry Samoans / GG Elvis / Shootin' Lucy / Memphis Murder Men / Bum City Saints / Jesse Morris and the Man Cougars



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FRI Aug 14
LOS ANGELES downtown
Blue Star
2200 E. 15th St.
18+ / $10
doors 9pm / bands 9:30pm

Angry Samoans / Bad Reaction / The Hollow Points / Battle Flask


SAT Aug 15
HUNTINGTON BEACH
Blue Cafe
17208 Pacific Coast Highway (at Warner)
21+ / $8 / bands 8pm

Angry Samoans / Social task / Love Canal / Stay Alert / AWOL69




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THURS Sept 10
PROVIDENCE
Club Hell
73 Richmond St.
ALL AGES / $10 / doors 7pm, bands 7:30pm

Angry Samoans / Dirty Tactics / The Brunt of It


FRI Sept 11
BOSTON
Middle East (upstairs)
472 Massachusetts Ave / cambridge
18+ / $12 / doors 8pm, bands 9pm

Angry Samoans / Dirty Tactics / 007 Hundred Club / the Acro-Bats / Suzuki Smith


SAT Sept 12
BROOKLYN
Southpaw
125 Fifth Avenue (between Sterling and St. Johns)
18+ / $15ave - $17adv / doors 8pm, bands 9pm 

Angry Samoans / Dirty Tactics  / MIghty High


SUN Sept 13
PHILADELPHIA
941 Theater
941 N. Front St.
18+ / $12 / doors 7pm, bands 8pm
our booker info said "all ages" but the 941.com site says 18+

Angry Samoans / Dirty Tactics / the Ray Gradys    


TUES Sept 15
BALTIMORE
Ottobar
2549 N. Howard St.
ALL AGES / $12 / doors 8pm, bands 9pm

Angry Samoans / the Mandroids / the Cult Classics /The BalBarians





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FRI Oct 16
PALMDALE / LANCASTER
The Crossing
39463 10th St. East
ALL AGES / $10adv $12 door / bands 6pm

Angry Samoans / Gutter Poets / Sorry State / Death Wish 3 / Attempted Murder


SAT Oct 17
SAN MARCOS
Jumping Turtle
1660 Capalina Rd
ALL AGES / $10 / always open, bands 8pm

Angry Samoans / the Bomb Pops / Knocked Out Cold / Social Task / Hillstreet Stranglers






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MERCH HELP FAQ INFO

there's usually 2 or 3 crew slots open on the guest list in swap for merch table help, plus my share of any free food/drink (which i never use). i get there earlier (me, aka mike) to do the load in and set up work way before door time. being on crew/merch help also means you get first look at claiming all/any shirts you like at just the $2/ea cost (2.50 actually).when there's big conference hall type folding tables available (most gigs have them), we will have our usual over 100 diff $5 t-shirts/tops piled up by the dozens filling up an entire table...thanks to the local cheap huge thrift stores, East Bayyyyyyyy right on right on.

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[quote user="Angry Samoans c/o mikeyfag the crummy singer"]

i don't like girls, girlsz are gross.


[/quote]

even though it was written/sung/produced by a girl

this song is WHOA man oh fucking man it is SO fucking good

it's the greatest Miami-freestyle hit of 1986-1989 is what it is fuckin GREAT beyond the beyond of indescribable greatness fuckin WHoA

and omg the pounding beat w/keyboard noises just screams
ITALODISCO    ITALODISCO   ITALODISCO
like wow and whoa,  Moroder to thread!  Moroder to thread!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmqFmkYYydU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_RLPUnW2YY

AMAs performance of Bad Romance nov 22 2009 live TV




"new single BAD ROMANCE, awesomely great 1986-Miami-freestyle retro redux! 4 TO THE FLOOR fuckin believe it 1 2 3 4 1234 1234 1234 pound that kick drum sample right through the concrete"

"the "oh oh oh oh whoa"'s on the chorus backup vocals might be the coolest thing in the entire history of freestyle, EVERYTHING cool about that genre is right there in the sound/..vocal-..echo/..ersatz-drama of those backup vcls"

mashing Italo-Disco and late 80's Miami-freestyle together = BEYOND BRILLIANT.  no one EVER thought of this before in the last 20 years!  (the two genres crossed the same timeframe, just on different continents.  crossing paths only on the occasional euro-style remix 12" single (Stacey Q to thread!  Stacey Q!)


 

whoa major brainflash i think if gaga ever did a "cover song" in her live set it should be TWO OF HEARTS yes






note to self:  you need to link this photo-comment thread/sequence

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=192503&albumID=3643667&imageID=65209396

 up to a journal like this one here with the name

Victoria Vikhrova

aka Victoria Vikhrova
 Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky
http://www.facebook.com/people/Victoria-Vikhrova/1617321748

etc so that Google can mulch it.  just putting the thought out that is.  (continued down on the photo-comments)

ha i should put it into the Gaga journal(s), since it turns out that "Germanotta" is a faux-jewish name (one of many, that is) adopted by Jewish families that escaped (to France) in the early years of WWII.   not Italian.  funny.  because gaga HAS the chubb-o pudgy thighs of most young italian women! 


(yes this person is so far on my shit list you can't pump air to them in siberia/kamchatka.  i don't even care that their Moon is conj my Sun (taurus both) (or their natal venus falls right inside my Asc/cusp), fuck that)

on the other hand, imagine if gaga had been born to a RuSsIaN family!  oh jeez, don't actually.  

 

who needs a priest when you have skye sweetman's lipstick-mirror talisman?

"ohh dude, i can only give you a 5 tonight. i loved your S Club tribute, your AC/DC rock guy Touch Too Much moves, but this -- this was just confused, dawg. a couple great moves -- like that pointing at the concrete thing -- but dude, no, confused. and then it was like you grabbed into the bag looking for a Kylie t-shirt to change into, didn't find it, so you had the unplanned Britney shirt going on, and then you went back to the shopping bag? oh duude, i'm sorry, it's a 5 and i think simon's making faces also like you're gonna go home to Little Rock tonight. i love ya dawg, but no, that was not good"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPZ_LxSGYtA


"yes i'm afraid randy's right, you're going bye bye. but that unscripted joke where the second PEPSI bottle falls over -- brilliant. unfortunately, then you had to start dancing."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXHgYawi8mU

Sept 23 2009
mike_in_oakland@yahoo.com
to: "gene sculatti" ..,dmoore1@gmail.com,kbarnes60208@comcast.net,amscray@gmail.com, anthonyisright@yahoo.com, black2com@aol.com, brad@mysteryisland.net, colinrrmf@yahoo.com, cryptnews@msn.com, edcchucky@yahoo.com, garym@earthlink.net, "Paige Gedvillas" .., jimmy_draper@hotmail.com, "jonathan hall" .., "kevin joseph" .., kanary@earthlink.net, "Kevin Saunders" .., linda.gundersen@comcast.net, lloyd_doheny@hotmail.com, mike_in_oakland@yahoo.com, mmills8935@aol.com, nhsound@yahoo.com, nikita888@verizon.net, nrevorb@tds.net, peterxxx@usa.net, powerpoplarry@catlover.com, "russell quan" .., "Rachel Ann Whelan" .., "Raji" .., riegels@juno.com, "Rosy" .., "Sabrina c/o long beach" .., sayhey@rocketmail.com, "Mike Snider" .., "matthew vicknair" ..

BALTIMORE Mix 106.5 Hot AC is the bestest Top 40 radio station of the new century

hey gene and all your radio format-expert peoples --

turn on this station while i tell you a story about a man named jed (jason)

http://radiotime.com/station/s_23812/Mix_1065_FM.aspx

http://www.mix1065.net/  (home page)

so yeah it was like this and like that and like this --

we had substantial street/freeway driving time an entire hour both before and after the 5th (last) gig last tuesday (and me the next 10am-1pm since i dropped off the losers who had to fly out 3 hrs before me) in BALTIMORE of all towns.  i hit on WMMX Mix 106.5 real quick -- the only dial-flipping (every time a Katy Perry or Pink track came on that i hate = all of them since time began!) alternative was baltimore WLIF 101.9 (a lame NON-jock 80[s-oldies-heavy Hot AC that tricked you with "What A Feelin'"/Irene Cara and then proceeded to barf out the worst 80's shit you ever tried to forget, inbetween more current 90's/00's "hit hot AC").  so i wound up hearing hours total of WMMX not knowing what format it was

i loved this station's sound/programming and thought the 3 sets of jocks (Jason&Jenn, JoJo&Reagan, Maria Dennis) during the 5am-7pm "real time" were hi-energy chirpy-upbeat hella fun.  the 7pm-5am "non-jock" programming tricked me into thinking it was a dance-lite station (club remix of mariah-twerp's "Obsessed," the rock/dance mix of You Belong With Me, and a couple other remixes that were new to me (i brain farted and also not only couldn't identify Love Knocked Me Out w/Ni-Yo, but thought it was a dance-format club hit!  kanye who? is he some guy who's gonna open on the LadyGaga arena bill next month?). 

it/WMMX of course was a Hot Adult AC MIX format, Baltimore WMMX 106.5
.
http://radiotime.com/station/s_23812/Mix_1065_FM.aspx
http://www.mix1065.net/  (home page)

 back home i hacked Google a little, and spotchecked these others (of like-kind format) but they all were lame -- Mix 107.3 Washington DC,  WFLC Miami, WTMX Skokie ILL, WBMX Boston,   KFMB San Diego,  KBIG LA,  KRSX Portland. 

WMMX's core playlist isn't anything out of the ordinary (the Aug 11 playlist has no major deviations from the national Hot 30 AC).  maybe they just have great upbeat background-sounds/commercials programming by someone who super knows what they're doing? 

it makes sense that a backwater mid-market would have a looser format/jocks than the biggest 10 markets for Hot AC? 

jock Jason of Jason&Jenn was cribbing all the famous Gene Sculatti air mannerisms.  one minute he'd be all "yeah, yeah!" and then he'd be "increDible!" and then back to "yeah, yeah!"  

today i had WMMX on at the home computer, and they were commenting on the "rock and roll Hall of Fame nominations for ABBA and KISS" totally all like, yeah put 'em in already!

jason & jenn, i give your station a 10!







On Thu, 9/17/09, gene sculatti .. wrote:

From: gene sculatti ..
Subject: FW: ATOMIC COCKTAIL TONITE: MORE SONGS ABOUT DOCTORS AND CHICKENS!
Date: Thursday, September 17, 2009, 10:41 AM

http://brandonyeoh.wordpress.com/2008/11/20/britney-spears-is-back/



it is ALL gooood. B+ at the very least, next to BLACKOUT's solid A (or A-).

ALL ELECTROPOP, ALL THE TIME.


Rock Me In (track 14)

i think this song is the narrow winner for my favorite track (of many)


i couldn't find a skilled 1st grader so i had to cut/paste together the ENQUIRER "t-shirt art" artwork for the 5 dollar t shirts two years ago that have been a popular merch table item ever since in the endless 5-dollar-table piles of thrift store shirts/tops boys/girls/men/wimmens/toddlers





COMMENTS from bulletin screens

Nimrod

Jan 5, 2009 11:22 PM
Britney kix ass!!!!




Louie Hosenscheisser

Dec 3, 2008 12:52 PM
i have a belly ache


bigworm

Dec 3, 2008 9:14 AM
a bag of cocaine and Britney ???? WOW just don'..t tell my wife =)

[[. kRuEl..

Dec 7, 2008 3:51 PM

I LOVE YOU GUYS AND BRITNEY


Marvin P...

Dec 10, 2008 4:13 PM

I posted this on your myspace forum that i didn't even know myspace forums exsisted (sp). I still think Angry Samoans are punk anyway!

Oh OK. I thought disco went outta style a while back. I bow down to Queen Britney coke whore supreme of the universe. I would let her suck my cock anyway! Whatever happened to that guy that got custody of those two kids she had? I usta like bubblegum, but i thought that was like all on Buddah records. i did not know about german bubblegum now, anyway! Anyway, I did think the Carpenters and Abba were good when they were disco bands, then when they went punk I thought they sucked too.
bye
And I hate captchas!

Lucy Hell..

Dec 7, 2008 1:04 AM

Britney should do a double album with Jessica Simpson called Double or Nothing and leave all sides blank.

Dec 6, 2008 10:39 PM

britney! don't kill the kitty!


you're just zonked on meth again imagining that it's godzilla's dad dressed in WWF wrestlers trunks flipping you off

Dec 6, 2008 9:22 PM  BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN to all you fucktards on Earth

diss britney and you mess with us oh puny earthlings who only have 2 dimensions.
we will F you up smoke your cigarettes drink your beer and then return by space freeway to the 6th Dimension and our luxury condo on PLANET MOONINITE

[[. kRuEl..

Dec 6, 2008 7:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE HER I WOULD NEVER THATS WHY I BOUGHT THE CD DUH

Ummagumma

Dec 5, 2008 7:41 PM

i miss her...


☠Jah Holmes☠

Dec 5, 2008 2:32 AM

Mike, we all Know you are shreddin' to Britney's new Al-Bum!
~Happy Holidaze~ -(aka Dr.Phil Spectre)

Lucy Hell, Devilgirl


December 2, 2008 10:28 PM
A friend of ours received a Britney promo of Circus. We tried to listen to it but it wasn't good in even a fun pop trash kind of way. She committs the ultimate insult with this one; she's become totally boring.
If Brit's going to go "Circus" she should at least do a cover of "Pinhead."

Gabba, gabba.





Dec 8, 2008 7:47 AM

RE: BRITNEY is BACK AGAIN bitch!I concur! Thanks for the Christmas card. What's your schedule like these days?
xoxo,
Jennique



Dec 7, 2008 1:52 PM

RE: BRITNEY is BACK AGAIN bitch!

"if you seek amy" and "circus" are EPIC.


Dec 6, 2008 12:17 PM

RE: BRITNEY is BACK AGAIN bitch!

I love Britney Spears, and the angry Samoans. lol you guys should tour together. LOL



Dec 3, 2008 6:57 PM
Subject:  Britney Spears?

Ok, I will give you this one,she is really hot, and sometimes when I am drunk or maybe under the influence of pain medication, her songs are kind of catchy. 



Dec 19, 2008 2:30 PM

RE: IF YOU DISS BRITNEY THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPENSo you have to be from another dimension to like Britney Spears?


Dec 19, 2008 2:50 PM

RE: IF YOU DISS BRITNEY THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPENholy fuck!
thank god i live in the 10th dimension!



Dec 7, 2008 4:21 PM

RE: IF YOU DISS BRITNEY THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN

I tell ya Hillary Duff does me better than Brit....You see her, The Girl Can Rock Concert???? U see that Britney shirt sayin now the drapes match the curtains! and shes on there with her head shaved!!!!

[[. kRuElLa PfAk...]]


December 6, 2008 12:04 PM
YUP I GOT THAT SHIT I BOUGHT IT WOOOOO YEAH

Why male guitar bands are set to be very last year - the future is solo women with synths
-- Caroline Sullivan
The Guardian - December 16, 2008 - 7:11pm

Every now and then pop music undergoes a dramatic shift, and if you believe the people who influence what we listen to, we're currently on the verge of just such a new-broom phase. Out, according to record labels, are the male guitar bands who have dominated the charts and airwaves for much of the decade; in are solo electropop artists who have arrived en masse from Planet Quirky. If things go to plan, they'll be leading a return to idiosyncratic, credible pop to an extent that hasn't been seen since the 80s. And this time the hottest prospects are women.

Thanks to artists such as Little Boots, La Roux, Ladyhawke and, tipped as the first early-2009 success story, Lady GaGa,



electropop's image as the domain of the male technogeek is getting a makeover. These women, all in their early 20s, are of a generation who have been adept with computers since primary school; when they started writing songs, they turned to their laptops rather than picking up a guitar. They have pretty much nothing in common with the male guitar groups who are spending the final weeks of 2008 watching their much-anticipated new albums fail to sell.

The future, according to New Yorker Lady GaGa, is female and electro. "It's a good time now," she says, speaking on the phone from San Diego, where she is in the middle of a 23-day tour through 21 cities. "There's a big empty space that was waiting to be filled by women." GaGa - Joanne Germanotta to her parents - has already proved a controversial stage performer. She shows a lot of flesh and writes explicit lyrics ("I sing about oral sex in my underwear," as she puts it). This, she says, is part of an effort to produce memorable art.



Her inspiration is Andy Warhol, "because of his ability to take commercial art and create an intellectual and artistic space where it was taken seriously.
The idea is to make things - videos, fashion, performance art - which are innately significant and insignificant, that will cause argument: 'Is Lady GaGa valid or invalid?'"



Others before her, such as Berlin-based electropop act Peaches, have used a similar combination of a confrontational, sexualised image with a high-minded artistic vision; the difference is that GaGa sells records. Her album, The Fame, reached number 17 in America, and her single Just Dance has been nominated for a Grammy. Her sound is hard, modern, chrome-edged, but she hasn't forgotten to add choruses, as a listen to Just Dance proves. The track is diabolically catchy, and her label is crossing its fingers that it will hit No 1 when it's released here in the UK next month.



There is something of the young Madonna about GaGa: she's boundlessly ambitious ("I intend to have an installation at the Louvre and [New York's] Moma"), and is emphatically denies she is a record-company construct. "To be quite honest," she says, "the label had to tone me down. You'd think they were giving me tiny shorts to put on, but it was the other way around. When they met me, I was working in a nightclub in New York, half naked, but I had a big voice and they liked me. If anything, they put more clothes on me.""



An encounter with GaGa is a bracing experience, and you come away heartened at the prospect of people like her in the charts. Iain Watt, who manages Mika and founded the Wonky Pop brand, which includes live events and a record label, sees genuine commercial potential in the likes of GaGa. "What these girls are doing is based on pop, and it may start out in a niche way," he says. "But because the songs are so good, it'll spread far beyond [that]." They'll also be helped along by the grim financial forecast, he contends. "Next year will be very heavily focused on pop because of the economic climate. People want a two-minute escape from their pressurised lives. It wouldn't surprise me if, out of economic drudgery, comes a creative force in pop music. There's no shortage of supply in terms of people who make interesting pop."

Watt could be describing GaGa or La Roux or Little Boots - all of whom, by the way, are among the 15 new artists tipped for success in this month's BBC Sound of 2009 poll. Compiled from the tips of 130 critics and broadcasters, it's worth pointing out that only two standard guitar bands (White Lies and The Temper Trap) made it into next year's 15; last year's list was nearly 50% guitar-based. It looks as if the classic male guitar group will have trouble finding a record deal in 2009, as labels concentrate their energies on chasing more GaGas and La Rouxs - credible solo talents they're banking on to infuse music with fresh energy.

Is this the end of the band? James Oldham, head of A&R at A&M Records, says: "All A&R departments have been saying to managers and lawyers, 'Don't give us any more bands, because we're not going to sign them, and they're not going to sell records.' So everything we've been put onto is electronic in nature. British guitar bands became characterised as meat-and-two-veg - dull, bland, thin gruel, whereas this is seen as sleek, modernist, exciting, a mish-mash of modern elements."

Oldham says the shift reminds him of "the pop music that happened post-punk, which was informed by radical ideals but put into a much more mainstream sound, like Adam Ant, ABC, Scritti Politti." It's also steeped in attitude. Since making electropop can be a solitary pursuit - all you need is a computer - it produces musicians who are used to getting their own way. Oldham remembers La Roux turning up to sign her recording contract "wearing a T-shirt that said 'I Am a Cunt', which I thought showed a certain amount of chutzpah".

La Roux, a 20-year-old south Londoner who was born Elly Jackson, is a cooler Sophie Ellis Bextor: her dance-pop tunes are infectious, she looks striking (her vertical red hairdo attracts frequent comments from strangers), and she says what she thinks. For instance: she believes that if women want to play an instrument on stage, only a synthesiser will do. "Girls look a bit stupid playing electric guitar and drums. It suits blokes better. But girls look wicked playing synths. When they play drums or whatever, it looks a bit butch. I hope that doesn't sound anti-feminist."

She is passionate about electronic music, citing the way "a dark synth" makes the perfect contrast to her thin, intense voice. "Synths make me feel warm and tingly," she says. And if you listen to her first single, Quicksand (out this month), you see what she's driving at. The emotive vocal and skittish, ping-ponging beat are reminiscent of the Eurythmics, and the effect is as warm and tingly as you could hope for.

"What I do is all about contrast," La Roux says. "There are elements of vulnerability [in my music], but I'm also trying not to be vulnerable. It's the story of my life - I'm a slave to my emotions." While the music is expressive and dramatic, she finds it difficult to explain what she's singing about. "It's issues I'm dealing with ... about being fucked, basically. But when it comes to explaining them, I clam up. It's out there for thousands of people to hear, yet I can't talk about it."

Oldham believes that La Roux's instantly memorable songs and "bright, brash" videos will make her the biggest success of the electro-hopefuls. But the future feels just as promising for the others: their gigs are selling out, and their MySpace pages are chalking up millions of views. My top tip for 2009? I predict an electrogirl riot.

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the live performance of Poker Face on AMERICAN IDOL Wed Apr 2nd was a trip and a half! simulaneously daft/brilliant i would say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrds0wt_B6M



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from the desk of the editor (here)

why/how June 2009 is a girl-riot redux of June 1979 LA punk loong ago, believe it





March 18, 2009 9:57 PM

whoa it's almost 30 years on exactly (it took the black flag 45 a long time to see proper distribution, via joe nolte's connections if i understand right). and June 2009 nooo shit, germanotta/gaga is the Black Flag of 2009 thirrty years on.

as in, musically reinventing shit that's been around forever (electric guitars/songs in greg ginn's case; synths in gaga's case). the synth "sounds" (many and various, almost infinitely) on her album top to bottom back to front are as cool sounding as when electric "rock guitar" blew up crazy in the late 60's when the (amps) technology started to finally remember the original instrument of destruction -- the 50's "tweed Bassman amp" which was exactly replicated (its electronics/tubes/etc) in the Marshall JCM-45.
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all across the entire world (including non-english speaking countries, ie europe) middle school girls are hearing gaga pound out simple-riffs with hella cool sounds on her standard-issue pro-level synth and saying "whoa! I COULD DO THAT! IT'S ONLY FOUR FUCKING NOTES!" and that's just the first world-wide chart-topping single (two months ago here, long long ago elsewhere).

BULLETIN COMMENTS
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Angry Samoans Online Now!	Mar 21, 2009 11:10 PM from a local free-weekly letter this week -- "I know the Madonna / GaGa comparisons are tiresome, but when Madonna recorded "Material Girl" she was doing exactly the same thing -- the 80's were awash ni materialism and it was self-evident to everyone. But the song/Maddy illuminated it in such a direct way that it became "culture" as opposed to the everyday state of affairs."  "Ask a bunch of teenagers why they like the GaGa album and you'll see why it goes well beyond her music/hits being "catchy" or "in." GaGa'smusic is (lyrically) both superficial and deep at the same time: pop art." -- Geroff, San Francisco	-Delete-
JOH!	Mar 19, 2009 1:22 PM Yeah! I wanna "Poker Face" too Mike.	-Delete-
Proffesor(..Blah Blah Bla…	Mar 19, 2009 9:39 AM Uh..Sorry Mike but NO. Dude youre in a band fer fucks sake. 3-5 people being in time on even playing simply structured chords is WAy more involved than goin tink tink on a keyboard. And the getup?? One way street to slingin happy meals. Oh let me guess its EMPOWERING. And FUCK Andy Warhol anydamnway. He a "real" artist but Jack Kirby isnt... And Oral Sex in My Underwear??? Arent little girls being savged enough with this garbage? Weak. Plus Gregg Ginn did alot to expand his instrument and the whole scope of his genre eventually......much to the chagrin of many "hardcore punks".. I mean everone is entitled to their opinions and all that gay hippy stuff. An aesthetic holds no ethical truth...but still... WOW!  .	-Delete-
miss blis! no one	Mar 19, 2009 9:06 AM i dig it...	-Delete-
Synthetic Love	Mar 18, 2009 10:35 PM man you changed my mind ocasn so may levels. you are second to god and jeff dahl!	-Delete-
BALL AND CHAIN PRODUCTI…	Mar 18, 2009 10:28 PM O.K. I can buy that, but where is the substance, the "Hey your pissed off and irregular, like me!"? Aside from not liking that gaga stuff on a personal level, attitude means alot, no? Ahh Fuck It all anyway! Ha!

heeey Evo



ahahahahahah IDIOT DOPE FIEND yeah mikey/drums IDF here,  man i dunno, i think your guitar work on Right Side of My Mind/live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWedLQy_5B4  (embedding disabled)
(way better than the first listen) kicked out the "the acid is kicking in man, is it 1971 yet?" the the the, the unused IDF persona (of hesher rock star gods IDIOT DOPE FIEND of alternative parallel universe 37, aka Univ-37) into our universe, Uni-6 adjacent.



i'm having hella fun torturing/pissing off brad (in sacto)'s wife Lucy Hell with your Univ-37 persona, Evo the IDF rock god, hall of fame wing of Heshers legend. interests: (1) gettin stoned; (2) more doobies; (3) husting free drugs from girls when the stash runs out; (4) writing "brilliant songs" while loaded; (5) being a smartass; (6) repeat no.1/no.2 three times, no.3 when necessary; (7) let Mikey Jerkoff/bass and backing vocs, and mikey/drums-gtr-drums-drums-occasional vocs run wild on stage; (8) reprimand M-Jerk and mikey IDF for running wild on stage and pissing promoters/headling bands/opening bands off, ie basically everyone but the FANNS man. (9) get stoned; (10) write more genious songs when loaded; (11) sleep 72 hours; (12) repeat 1,2,3,2,1,3,10,9, in any random number table order.

lucy hell's, uh one of her "blog pages" has been turned into a IDF dump to annoy her. goood times. it only works WITH THE DEVO SHIRT. the Devo/shirt photo is pure genious.


wait let me google the original moment of insight when IDF's primary alternate universe (where they are on/off again rock gods, as the brilliant stoner "hit songs" occasionaly come and go, getting booted off major tours like a 1991 Poison-Warrant dustup rhubarb classic TV channel. but mainly just smoking all your drugs, then going to look for more. better pot = BETTER songs! it's the circle of life dude) crossed over for a nanosecond. it really is quite odd how the phrase nearly does NOT exists in our inferior joyless world of warz and destruction. (Evo on the IDF hotline: "dude, i'm on it! HIT FUCKING SONG! "Warz And Destruction" yess, in the key of Bb like a Tayor Swift capo'd G-fret w/G-open on the Bb for the alterna-guy acoustic track under the distorto Bb/Eb etc annnd like any songwriting genious, modulatee up to Db for any random riff lifted off any early Social Distortion 45 for the bridge/gtr annnnd i'll like, rap near the end like that green day hit, maaasive. it will ship Top 5 Modern Rock next monday!")

(over the I-phone screen, 10 minutes later just now from Evo IDF, frontman genious dragging us useless slackers dual-mikey's along for the rock-star band path of mayhem-and-irate-parents of all the girls that emptied their folks' medicine cabinets when Deedo (Evo) stopped by with the auto'd 8x10's, town by town before every gig)


WaRz AnD DeSTrUcTIoN  (E.Deedo IDF, Bite Me Music @2009)

<< "what we need is better drugs! /and not a world that's full of thugz! / it bums me out to hear you say / i want to kill some (BEEPED)s today! / people people get together / in the rain or stormy weather / killing, baby that's no way / to fix what's in the world today / lay down your arms, plug in your bong / and then we all can get along! / (chorus) / let's all get loaded, yess my friend / and then the warz will surely end! / if you're too fucked up to shoot a gun / we'll all go home, the war is done! / Ghandi was right, don't eat meat / just sit your butt down in the street / light one up, get fuckin high / and stare your face up to the sky / pot is good, war is bad / i learned this lesson from my dad / fuck that shit, no more destruction / me and your bong don't need no introduction! / share your druggs, let's be groovy / and then go watch a Sean Penn movie / don't go to work, don't be a jerk / it's Doobie Day on Planet Earth! // (gtr break) // (breakdown, half speed) ghandi was right don't eat meat, just sit your butt down in the street ghandi was right don't eat meat, just sit your butt down in the street (back to speed) (CHORUS) pot is good, war is bad / i learned this lesson from my dad / pot is good, war is bad / i learned this lesson from my dad / fuck this shit, throw down your gun / we're going home, the war is done! / fuck this shit, throw down your gun / we're going home, the war is done / let's all get high, throw down your gun / i'm going home, the war is done (fade)

the IDF collection of ongoing tormen-tation (and endless genious songs from our bandleader Evo aka Evo IDF aka Evil Deedo w/his 92 identical Devo shirts)


is on Lucy Hell's page
www.myspace.com/lucyhell

and the IDF collection barely past its gestational big-burp moment, is on her blog page

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=84197174&blogID=414853130

dude our universe totally sucks compared to the one (Alt Univ no.37) where IDIOT DOPE FIEND are like total rock gods.


(IDIOT DOPE FIEND, IDF for "iDon'tgiveaFuck," who don't give a fuck, album sales ranging between 2,587,000 to 192,000 to 1,684,000 to 394,000 depending on how awesome or nott-awesome Evo's singles are from month to month) cussing on the radio non-stop in every song because in Alt Univ no.37 there is no FCC! no FDA! it's basic anti-entropy vs pro-fascists, 1/2 of every country wants to destroy the government while the other 1/2 wants to enslave the other 1/2 who want to dismantle them and just smoke weed all day. because it's a world of numbskulls


(which explains how Idiot Dope Fiend are rock gods and Evo is, when properly loaded, the best 3-chord songwriter in the entire rock world) they haven't invented the atom bomb yet. yeah it's pretty gnarly wild, alright.


and this is their favorite Uni-37 audio medium, the Panosupersonic DETONATOR, in the 100W portable version

as i said, a gnarly universe where heshers are a major cultural force, dig it, Uni-37 is the shit!

i personally like the very first album (not coincidentally the 2.5M seller) GIVE ME YOUR STASH the best, but there's moments of brilliance alternating with moments of complete stupidity through the rest of them (often within the same song) (on track 9 of album 4, I NEED MORE FUCKING DRUGGS, "Where's The Fucking Guitar Solo," Evo and Mikey Jerkoff argue for 3 minutes (during a "breakdown," bass/drums only) on live tape, over what key the guitar solo was supposed to modulate to) (sample dialogue = Jerkoff: "the key of M is LAME, man, it's been DONE." Evo: "whatt?" Jerkoff: "kenne highland, the hopelessly obscure in boston RULED the key of M in 84, what makes you think you have any right to go diddle-diddle-diddle with three notes in it?" Evo: "whatt? what the fuck are you on?" at the 3:25 mark, or about 120 seconds into the "breakdown," the sound of a drumstick bouncing off the back of Jerkoff's head is clearly heard on the tape. Jerkoff: "who the fuck THREW that? you are a DEAD MOTHERFUCKER once we finish this song!" Engineer (cutting in w/the room mike): "this is a song??" Evo: "it's a fucking hit, man." mikey/drums: "it ships Top 5 on monday." Evo: "for real, man. these modern-rock dork-PDs think i'm elvis fucking costello from universe 6!"

then what the fuck, deedo ripped off a killer guitar solo


(unrehearsed) in the key of G, unplanned, and modulated (unplanned) to the key of D (Jerkoff knows the names of his strings real well, so he had no problem deciphering a G and a D by flatlining his buzz for one minute and watching close) for a (unplanned and unrehearsed) final chorus --

<< "Universe 6! Universe 6! / that's where i get my fucking kicks! / Universe 6! Universe 6! / that's where i get my fucking kicks!" >> and ALL airplay from that album turned out to be for that track, on old-school FM (fairly massive, like the old type of "album cut" 70's thing, kinda like how Tomm Petty and even Journey made their first inroads preceding a real Top 40 hit). when Deedo's buzz kicks in on time, he's on it like a one-man Brill Building for idiot savants. when only sober he's just an idiot rock star. looking for drugs, riight. the track kind of backfired the next time we went out on gigs, because boneheads started showing up, up front on Jerkoff's (stage right) side chanting "Jerkoff! Jerkoff!" and little HS girls (promoters' kids and friends) would yell at me "throw the sticks! throw the sticks!" and we're thinking, "oh fuck, is this what Pete Townsend's life was like for 20+ years?" i asked Deedo could i maim one of the idiot-girls


me mikey IDF, drums, that's me, dig
by braining HER with a stick instead, just 12 feet away, man, i could NAIL it, but he said "nahh, we need the drugs."

we sent a copy (of the I NEED MORE FUCKING DRUGGS album, all formats) over to elvis costello in Uni-6,



but he never wrote back, limeyy scumbag. thinks he's too good for Uni-37 hesher rock gods. poetry, bah! give me drums and words that rock!



("Give Me Drumss" the Hesherboys, Uni-37 Top 40 no.39, year 1997) (it would have gone higher but i don't think rhyming "drumms" with "used condumms" on the choruses pulled in the girl audience)

here is the crucial Uni-6 passage (from some magazine called MOJO, founded obviously by Uni-37 post-op tranny rock god Jimmi Morrisonn's lesser twin brother) referred to above --

Nov 1996 Uni-6, twin brother "lovevan" channeling the genious of our bandleader Deedo from Univ-37 that rules the hesher-rock U37 anarchy shit like no tomorrow =

"I'm actually really serious about this work, which is why I have to get soo whatever in interviews. It's so hard to talk seriously about music. Because music and talking don't have that much to do with each other, y'know? For the person making the music -- they'd rather not do it (interviews/talking), so why not completely bullshit your way through it? That's why I created the force field of the IDIOT DOPE FIEND around me, just saying "Yeah, coool, man" like all of the time. That was just my best way of dealing with it."



kenne highland/boston, Uni-6 inventor of "the key of M"


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Lucy Hell, Devilgirl

Jan 21, 2009 7:57 PM

Goddamn your top friends.
Would you bring some of that well thought out long ass winded writing to: thesunwillexplode. blogspot. com.
Thank you, Mikey...

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huhh?
my bandleader Evo IDF tells me im suppoosed to be "nice to girls."  i told him fuck off fag, no, here, give me the official IDF cell-phono, you u u u want me to track down my ex-wife from japan (army lifer since about 1993) and call her to come beat the fuck out of you? and he's all like, "whaatever, dude."  I CANNOT LIVE IN A WORLD SO STONNNED!!  dude im like the only halfway sane person in a fucking MeGaHeSHeR band.  although your fruitcake Univ-6 universe is hella 10 times worse, lamer, etc.  yeahhh anyway one of Evo's throwaway tunes on our GIVE ME YOUR STASH lp was "Blogs Are Gay"

 ("blogs are gay / blogs are gay / fuck that shit get stoned today / (guitar solo) (repeat guitar solo) / listen close, these words you heed! / if u have druggs that's what i need / put down your bloggs and walk away / give me all your druggs today! / fuckin shit! / fuckin' shit! / i'm really ripped and proud of it / fuckin' shit! / fuckin' shit! / let's all get stoned and take a trip / (guitar solo) (repeat guitar solo) (more guitar jams, key of Bb modulating up to D when it ends) / fuckin' shit! / fuckin' shit! / let's all get high and TaKe a TriP! (stop cold)
 




so i just figured, dude, the man's a genious, if he takes the time to find out that something's gay, then it must be.

i think he read about it in a pamphlet somewhere.  or it was on ESPN2.  annnd it's not for certain if he meant to write/sing "logs" (like as in lumberjacks, those assholes suck my anus), but when he was fucked up on peyote in the studio that day and wrote it out by mistake as "bloggs" (on his lyrics crib sheet to do vocals from) (no one else is ever allowed to look at the lyrics "notebook") (nor are any printed on our audio product in any format), wouldn't be the first time our songs were confused at gestation.

 but im not paid to do any thinking, i'm just a drummer,





occasional gtr/vcls, and when the roadies dont show up i have to parcel out the baggies of druggs to the two doofus-boys up front.  oh yeah, and drive the van (i go 55, that's it, sober motherfucker at the wheel) on local/area things when the roadies get too fucked up and don't show up.  or show up and disappear with part of the druggs they're supposed to be "bagging and parceling" (very cool song on our next album, "B&P," killer guitar riff).  the drummers life in a bigtime anti-corporate fuck-fascism fuck-authority hesher band is not an easy one my friend!

oh wait, youre probably one of those "girls" Evo was lectureing me about.  yeahh, bite me.  

--mikey IDF, Uni-37


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Feb 14, 2009  THERE IS NO VALENTINES DAY ON U-37, EVERY FUCKIN' DAY'S A HOLIDAY!!  GET LOADED AND KICK IT BACK!


yo, dork. there is no "solo album." if there was it'd be called I'M A ROCKSTAR IN A BAND OF IDIOTS. they like to make up imaginary ones with lame-o song titles since they're jealous of anyone who can write a song with more than 2 chords. well, there's the Sky Saxon/Seeds peer group support group huh!

right now Jerkoff is finger painting on your DION album before they test it for "aerodynamic properties" persuant to frisbee heats against other old/worn dupes out of the "giveaways" box. hey i wrote your name on it N I C K Y D O R K so it'll get to you



someday.

much dispute (re which copy to give you) regards "early 1st pressing, different vinyl weight, louder volume (and more worn/noisy)" vs "later repressing but still 1st pressing/orig issue, w/different EQ and audio (different stampers or even the mother plate, obviously), not as loud but nicer sounding (also worn)" annd i guess the one i shoplifted from Amoeba Berkeley is the one youre getting. just sayin'.

lovevan09




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from: feb 18 2009
c/o IDF the greatest U37 hesher-rock band ever

to:  dear nicky yess i agree --

Evo is a genious this is true. every single "democratic vote" in the IDF wekkly meetings, Evo puts the matter up for vote byy sliding it across the kitchen table face-down, me/Evo stick our hands up in the air 1/2 second later, annd then he says "shut up Jerkoff!" before mikey-J can even get to read it hahahahahahaha.

every single vote in the history of IDF has been a "2 - 0" unanimous vote before Jerkoff could even raise his hand hahahahahahah. last month in a meeting he finally got suspicious about the "Evo is a genious" voting block, and asked "why dont i ever get to vote?"

"because youre too stupid to get ur shit together, these meetings arent for dullards you know! ur lucky we dont charge you admission price to sit in, fuckin basss player with no solo" and hes all like "huh wuzzat? no solo? huh?" a complete deflection of the issue raised.

inbetween every five words, i was saying "hell yeah!" "hell yeah!" "hell yeah!" in jackoff's direction, sweeeet.


it's fun being on a winning team. and i get 2 songs every album, goooood times. Evo won't let me write songs about Jerkoff (or bass players in general), he's all like "we have to keep the harmony in the familly, you dig."

then he says "shhhhhh, every word is being taped by The Man."  man they have good druggs on U37 here, i'm glad im sXe for life.  especially the "no cootie girlsz" part.  i just warm up/heat up the groopies so Evo can strip them -- haha, OF THEIR DRUGS dumbass.  i never even have to get nekkid.  life is gooood.  sorry about all you suckas stuck in U-6 with its warz and destruction and shit. i hear your global economy is doing great too.  yeahh fuck all you loserz. 

have a nice hippie day!

Mikey-whatever IDF-09 Uni37


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yeahh so late night sunday i was checking the In Box on the band page, just to see if any volunteer donations of druggs had accidentally hit our page instead of directly to the PO box. uhhh kinda, right, like UNTELEPORTED MAN by philip k dick, it's a U37 thing to get them pulled over/out/received/ingested and digested, right through the screen's Webcam/Phone nozzle.

so mikey IDF comes in at 3am, back from the Adolescents gig, hanging out in SF, whatever drummers do around real musicians.
he has a fat bag that reads "AMOEBA SF" and he says, "hey, you ever heard of ReCoRdS? maybe you might make one some day?"

yeahhh right, so after my last two hours of fruitlessly hacking around that In Box maze that must exist for the sole purpose of tormenting my tortured poetic soul, i ask the quite reasonable question while he's still dropping the six-inch bag (six, seven, eight times) and bouncing it off the sofa saying "man, i wonder how much this weighs!" --

Q: "dude, why does your In Box have like random shitpiles of unread mail every month?"

and he's like,
"dude, US Male? crappy song, man, sorry."

Q: "MAIL YOU HAVEN'T EVER READ"

A: "Red" by Hagar? dunno, ehhh, whatever, ok riff, crummy vocal i think, the chorus sucks ass."
me again: "MAIL. M A I uh,uh, L!!"
A: "what mail?"

Q: "AIEEEEEEEEEEGHGGHGHGHGHGH"

A: "that's a great lyric, man, you should definitely put it right at the start of your solo album MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN A PENCIL when me and Jerkoff take a year off to chill and shit."

once he left a In Box message unread that said, header, JERKOFF IS A A A A A A A (with a half naked hot swedish girl in the picture), and after six weeks, i eventually showed it to Jerkoff, and when he opened the cue, IT BLEW UP THE MONITOR. i mean like the screen EXfuckingPLODED.

drummers are fucktards, man.

-- Evo09, aka Deedo IDF


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this post of hers while her tour bus's 21+'s are out partying/drinking, lends insight/helps explain why her best songs are some of the best pop music EVER


  (taylor swift blog)  http://www.myspace.com/taylorswift

History Channel and kittens.

TOP 3 REASONS BRET MICHAEL IS A PUSSY

(1) he's in shock when women lie about their age. duuuh all women are required to after the age of 30, it's a side effect of the flouridated drinking water or something. jesus what a pussy. he's 44 and craps his diapers when "youre youre youre 37??? not 32???"

(2) he even gives a shit if two "ex's" fooled around even once in the last two years. DUUUUDE you stupid. it's a "sub-booty call." jesus fucking christ what a little pussy.

(3) the tattoo underneath his surgically-implanted bandana that says "i am a sniveling little chickenshit pussy." when i am God for a week, i am assigning 100 per cent of all Poison songwriting royalties to CC Deville, who wrote the riffs, and fining chickenshit Bret (who wrote most of the usually crummy words) for using/abusing any of the air that the rest of us could be breathing3a) oh and a 5 bazillion dollar yearly fine in perpetuity for word-vomiting the non-word "MEDIOCRACY" not once, but once in EACH SEASON, of Rock Of Love/VH1.
you thought i was talking about the upcoming Oklahoma hairmetal festival or something?trainwreck basket case Daisy will shriek and cry so hard she will explode if she doesn't win/beat Ambere in next weeks FinalsDO NOT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE FOR LONGER THAN FIVE SECONDS or you will turn gay.  yep, stripper Daisy is Oscar de la Hoya's niece.  (she was in the Daisy Guitar catalog in like 2005 as a bassist, says the internet).  unlike the dreaded dingdong helium-voiced Brandi C of 1st season Rock of Love, there ARE NO PORNOS on the internet.  because Daisy/she's toooo busy working her gainful dancer/stripper employment paying off all those plastic-surgery bills.  oh hell, i didn't watch the clock and now i'm gay.   after being forced to listen to the entire FLESH AND BLOOD album, these two wannabe hotties are looking for their giant pink dildo to ram up Bret's ass in fair trade  JULY 2008 DAISY UPDATE ooog she is now skeezing up w/Dave Navarro mister ex Janes Addiction junkie/ex-junkie.  thanks to our pop culture scouts for this notification!

August 14, 2008

Rock of Love Daisy Dating Tommy Lee?

nydailynews.com --
RE: Top 3 Reasons Bret Michaels Is A Pussy

HOW YOU CAN TELL IF YOU'RE WHITE

you use the word "fucktard" a lot


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HOW YOU CAN TELL IF YOU'RE FROM ARKANSAS

if you have ever woken up on a sunday morning with a hangover and a plastic pig on your head



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HOW YOU CAN TELL IF YOU'RE A KOREAN
(born any year after 1980)

you have the insane delusion that you're a funky black rapper


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf-zDzSB-aA

NRG   Messenger   1998

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HOW YOU CAN TELL IF YOU'RE A KOREAN GiRL
(born after 1980 ditto)

you think you are a hot higgyjiggyfunky aSiAN rapper.  no, seriously.

you look in the mirror each morning and say out loud w/o a trace of self-doubt, "whoa, i am one fuckin HOT HIGGITYJIGGITY ASIAN RAP GODDESS!!"

and expect to own a high rise condo in downtown Tokyo, after the first royalty check arrives, taped to your first gold album

dancing skills optional


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnj6ay7S_Pg

T.T.MA   My Baby   1999



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPoFXAwZp5k

DIVA  Why   1997

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG4zplevhUM


FIN.K.L.  Ruby (aka I Can't Cry) and To My Boyfriend  (stage lipsync) 1998





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HOW YOU CAN TELL IF YOU'RE A PAC ISLANDER /FILIPINO

you wish that you were as cool as those funky South Koreans






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(actually the K-Pop 90's dance routines are in truth REALLY GOOD, for reals) -- check this --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rYo8jXcesY



please post comments to the actual blog/journal

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=192503&blogID=467870879

including listening tips/advice re 90's south korean K-Pop ("stab yourself in the head six times before putting the CD on"?) save for the best hits.


oh wait, i just defined the word "oxymoron"

yeahh uhhuh, punk rock, donkey dick, whatever. my vote has never changed, re ballot for the THREE GREATEST HIT ROCK SONGS OF THE 70's (in this order)

1) MORE THAN A FEELING Boston

2) HIGHWAY TO HELL AC/DC (or if UK, Touch Too Much is even better as a hit 45)

3) FREE BIRD Skynyrd (the 45 edit was a Top 20 radio hit following sweet home alabama) (and the 1976 live Day On The Green version on common VHS-reail-comp and Youtube just kills, far better than the live album version)

you canNOT argue with the ROCK. because it is the white boys blues riight. MTAFeeling is the greatest DIY basement-recording in the history of the universe, thanks to the unbelievably amazing singing. when it goes into the last short "guitar break" (before the final chorus), it's almost got a bizarrely affecting "Telestar"/Joe Meek otherworldly vibe to it. on the right radio, in the right car, it just might be the best white-rock big-hit single of the last 35, almost 40 years. and hahahah duh duh duh, every major label in the industry (american) passed on the original tape (once). come to think of it all 3 of these hits are oblique-lyrics about "the music" or "rock and roll" or "living wild being free" (as an accidental metaphor for rock and roll, well back in the 60's/70's anyway). accidental poetry as it were.

metal mike's THREE GREATEST 70'S ROCK HITS (american radio)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_-sW4Vktw



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUrbggrj_Xs



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfTHMQNaDDo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlB0B5hIiP4





allen collins' "jump" (that cues the next part of the song) at 3:30 (of Pt 2) (or 10:10 overall, combined Pt1/Pt2) is one of the 5 coolest moments in the history of rock and roll yess. and hell, the last 3 1/2 minutes of this live version? easily as cool as the best "noise rock" white noise of the Stooges or VU (velvet underground). i've never liked (gary) rossington's leads much (i'm a allen collins/ed king fan) -- but as a slide player, yes, he's very cool.

courtesy (minus the taunts at 1988 Strip poser metalheads, as timeless as 1969's music-hippie baiting by Archies fans, uh me) from today's new
(and endless until the 1,000th tune/clip is posted by year 2013's post-Mayan calendar)
thread --

http://forums.myspace.com/t/4613943.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread
aka ("THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC FOR NAKED LESBIAN PARTIES")

[quote user="Angry Samoans"] Angry Samoans:

"gettin' gay, let's dance"


KYLIE on the other hand

was the most hetero little female studmuffin ever
[/quote]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mg8m49vSM8

I Should Be So Lucky PWL/1988



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2l_ePB7fko

Got To Be Certain PWL(ext remix)/1988


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc9UQwMW3Qc

It's No Secret PWL/1989


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiXqjeV8oHU

Loco-Motion PWL/1988


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVfIk01mCQE

Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi PWL(remix)/1988


all you 1988 Strip posers who were buying Guns 'N Roses albums instead of this, go fuckk yourselves



(continued)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpR0cXDyzQs



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0T6P85Ce3o



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fABzsutXp-s



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcPgO3xDtYk



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH4vNRD3rTk


WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING (PWL/1989) = 5 diff clips = UK TOTP / UK-TV Wogan Show (w/interview) / German TV / UK TV MotorMouth-2 show / and the UK/MTV hit video


hmmmmm

on second thought, let me clarify.

all you 1988 Strip metal-poser chowderheads who were buying Guns 'N Roses albums instead of this, go fuuckkkk yourselves.

no, not good enough, i mean HARDER

ram that Pretty Boy Floyd album up your ass at the same time as three copies of G'NR LIES, and we'll see about letting letting you out of buttplug musical defect detention hall by next sunday's Raiders game

www.youtube.com/user/abcfgjkno

(omg it's not just a random incident of drunken bad behvior, this half-Ukranian/half-Irish VANCOUVER canada resident has an entire Youtube channel of musical destruction) (i do not have the courage to open/hear any more of them, i am not quite ready nor old enough to stab my skull with icepinks in Quad, two from each side of the head)







omg omg omg i've died and gone to hell and this is the house soundtrack



UPDATE FEB 09
hey everyone
once agian thanks for all your support
i promise a new video or a few will come up in a few week keep on listening

Abit about me-
*age-recently turned 19*
*live in vancouver, BC Canada
*backround ukrainian and irish
*hobbies-singing, art.
*if theres anything else i can answer please send me a message and lemmie know:)

i would also like to add that if you would like to talk to me send me a message and i will answer back!!
i apriciate all the comments everyone leaves..besides mean ones
THANKS SOOO MUCH to everyone who has subscribed:)
Requests- i appriciate you guys asking for songs and truly i do attempt them but a lot of them are not songs u can sing the artists use to much studio effects. i.e-womanizer, so keep em coming and i promise ill try and if its decent enough i will upload it

update------Many new songs on the way!(nov 1 2008)
Label Type: Unsigned
Band Members: emily kennedy
Influences: Mariah carey(back in the day), Christina, stacci orrico
Country: Canada





kill me kill me kill meeee nowwwwww

make it stopppp

oh wait

with Autotune and a good producer she could be a pop star like PINK!

who can't hit a note sideways on pitch if there were a billion dollars on the table and no one else in the room watching

(copied from a bulletin i posted, warning the public of this roaming audio menace, stumbled across while digging through live/lipsync Lady GaGa clips)

IT'S CHRISTMAS / NEW YEAR'S / HOLIDAYS   GODDAMMIT

GET MERRY AND GAY MOTHERFUCKER,
LET'S SEE SOME FUCKING GAIETY
I FUCKING MEAN IT OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!
GET HAPPY GODDAMMIT

ooh this is good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqtQwqy4bBw


GUNTHER AND THE SUNSHINE GIRLS (sweden) Christmas Song

ooh feelin the gayness

awesome! it's christmas time ohhh!

i don't dig swedish girlskis but gunther is one hot tamale

anyone got his cell ?

let's get the A*Teens too and have a six-way. they're all legal now, it's all good.

but if it's not Christmas time, then the winner would be
oh wait, got some comments (see far bottom where the Gunther and the Sunshine Girls Fan Club are have group sexski)


annyway if it's not Christmas time, the winner would be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80LS9fj3V0M

CH!PZ dutch One Two Three THIS IS THE BEST HIPPIE SCARIN' MUSIC EVER! hahaha dancin' off against Goths and ranking on them until they combust and vaporize, omg classic THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER

COMMENTS from bulletin screens


CaFeIn

Dec 3, 2008 8:07 AM
they danced them demons back to hell, yo!


Clenzley Pinkerton

Dec 3, 2008 3:54 AM
They got served yo.


Brian

Dec 2, 2008 10:30 PM
that dude with the hat and the shitty tiny "beard" looks like the worst dude ever.

From: D-D-D-Danny
Date: Dec 2, 2008 10:13 PM

GAWD THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!



From: Perfect Hannah
Date: Dec 2, 2008 11:33 PM

Oh yeah, didn't you know that 1/2 boy 1/2 girl bands (we call 'em half & half or Equal) are the new rage? Plus, there's that bit in the song that the dude in the funny old man mask dances to in the 6 Flags commercial. Which has "burn the goths and mall punks!" written in every badly synthesized chord.
<3

(ED--YES -- that is totally how we roll in Gayward


Dec 15, 2008 8:43 AM

RE: it's CHRISTMAS TIME GET HAPPYgoddammit LETS SEE
SOME GAYNESS

YA THATS FUCKIN GAY AS HELL... THANX BUDDY


Dec 15, 2008 7:48 PM

RE: it's CHRISTMAS TIME GET HAPPYgoddammit LETS SEE
SOME GAYNESS

Don't worry, there's gayness everywhere.....you don't need me to be happy to find gayness! Everything is GAY! I guess I need disco (super gay), because I want that chick to DISCO DOWN! YEEAAAAAAHHHHH! WOOOOOOOOOOH!



Dec 19, 2008 3:02 PM

RE: IF YOU DON'T GET HAPPY I'M SENDINGOVER THESE 7
THUGS

I don't remember people being quite so GAY in the 90s, lmao, I needed that today, thank you!


BOY/ GIRL / GIRL / BOY OG style

From: mischief maker
Date: Dec 3, 2008 8:00 PM

OMG totally genius.....

From: OLIVER CAESAR
Date: Dec 2, 2008 10:07 PM

That was fucking diarheal.

From: Marvin P. Goldstein Promotions
Date: Dec 3, 2008 4:55 PM

This is the most retarded, gay, fucked up faggotry I've ever seen! And no I'm not homophobic, I do have queer friends! PUNK ROCK.


Josh
Dec 4, 2008 9:44 AM
Holy shit


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this is so retarded it's beyond comprehension. someone did a (really involved) mashup of TARZAN & JANE by TOY-BOX to clips of the cartoon Lazytown retards!
yeah if i were age 6 i might vote for that instead

or hell, just the classic 1999 original euro/scandanavia hit (video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0aXY2pM2sA

TARZAN & JANE Toy-Box (denmark)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAfu2MBYEew

BEST FRIEND Toy-Box

best group evahhh

hell even the "rock critics" said so
http://www.villagevoice.com/1999-08-24/music/me-jane-me-ride-elephant/

hahahahahahah i bought 200 one dollar bin albums with the check for that fifty minutes of typing (review)

HEYYY IT'S THE GUNTHER AND THE SUNSHINE GIRLS FAN CLUB AGAIN GETTING NEKKID

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Romantic Dadaist	Dec 14, 2008 1:37 PM Don't despair, just because it's christmas. FUCK CHRISTMAS.

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