Here is my foolproof method for not getting pregnant:
These rules apply to every girl who ever dates and should be followed TO THE LETTER.
1. Don't touch the boys.
2. Don't wear short skirts around the boys.
3. Dump the boy if he dosn't pay for your everything or pick you up.
4. Don't go to the boy's house unless you are on your way somewhere else and he forgot something, like his checkbook which he needs to pay for the date, and his parents are wide awake and talking to you or else you sit in the car.
5. Don't go to your house unless he is picking you up or dropping you off and your parents are wide awake and either talking to him or he sits in the car.
Now for the set time limits you must wait before performing the following actions:
1. Serenading: Anytime as long as the boy leaves right after and does not come in the house.
2. Handshake: after first date if the boy picks you up and drops you off and walks you to your door and has paid for everything.
3. Hand holding: After the six month anniversary.
4. Kiss on the hand: After the 8th month anniversary.
5. Kiss on forehead or cheek: After the one year anniversary.
6. First kiss: After the three year anniversary. (just a peck, now)
7. First kiss that's not just a peck: After five years or marriage. We reccomend after marriage.
8. Being alone in the same place, including a parked car, for more than 3.5 seconds: After marriage.
9. Sex: 3 years after marriage. Just kidding, gosh. Your wedding night.
(In case you didn't catch it, these are noticably severe as a half-serious joke. But seriously, don't touch the boys.)(Oh and the sex thing wasn't severe or a joke a-tall.)