^^^Megatron is back...flat out...


Aight...real rap...I been getting my grind on...all crazy like.  And its been alot of bullshit thats been going on that I have CHOSE to ignore.  But not longer.

See, since I left from St Louis...and came back...alot of things about the scene has changed MAJORLY...and thats fine...I’m all about change.  But when it becomes a decline of real, and droves of people supporting the fake...then I gotta speak out.

See, I’m not your "normal" artist.  My sound is no sound.  I make what I like to listen to, and I do it well...I come from the city of St Louis when UGK, Wu Tang, and the Isley Bros were played in the same music block on the radio, and my music reflects that.

My crew gets busy too...simple and plain we were...AND STILL are at the forefront of hip hop here in our city.  And you cant talk about STL hip hop without mentioning us.  Not being cocky, but check the resume of some of us and you will understand why we are what I just said...

but its like this...Keegan Hamilton wrote an article a couple weeks back on my boy Rockwell and the state of STL hip hop...when he interviewed me...I know for a fact I made a mention of something he didnt quote.  And that was the fact that these other promoters here BLATENTLY ignore us, and the fact that the majority of us have NEVER opened up for any of the major artist here that they bring.  OR have been on the same ticket as these so called "UP NEXT" hip hop artist here.

Is it cause of our grind?

  Well you cant say that...cause folks know who we are ALL OVER THE WORLD...Black Spade just moved 3,000 copies of his new album in the first week ON AN INDIE LABEL, this man is blazing the indie scene and is traveling the world doing shows.  I moved 3000+ downloads of my last mixtape, and have 500+ cd’s sold in the streets...ON MY OWN with no label.  I’m doing shows all over the US like I’m touring, and I get the privlage of doing music with cats folks Idolize.  All to still come home and move flyers hand to hand for my next event, and PACK VENUES with more folks than most national artist get here...and thats just the tip of the iceberg...I can go on gloating about all of our crews accomplishments locally, nationally, and internationally but we dont have enough time...

You cant say its our grind, we are constantly getting coverage, we are constantly in folks faces, our music is everywhere, not just locally...yet folks ride the dick of the newest Johnny Come Lately rapper fuck who sounds like he’s from the Atlanta when this nigga is CLEARLY from North County...

Is it cause you are scared of what we can do?

  You know what?  Thats it...real rap.  Yall scared as shit...how do I know this?  Cause yall know for a FACT if you put us, and whatever bullshit artist you pumping up on the same stage, yall would get YA SHIT ATE!!!  And this is fact...name someone other than the niggas I run with that put on a better show and I will gladly bow down and hand the crown over.

At first it was on some conspiracy shit....but after this last incident with a promoter (name withheld for sake of relationship) I realized that niggas really dont wanna see their niggas fold.  Our music is like a mirror to most artist in the city, you see that shit, and see exactly who the fuck you are...and trust me, that reflection isnt a beautiful one...

All in all...its like this...if you aint down with what we doing in this city, then fuck you.  Flat the fuck out.  I got a ton of folks who stand behind me, so if I offended you in any way with this note, I dont care.  I’m just at that point.

Quit fucking paying for plays, dj’s break records and quit accepting payment for playing of songs(Dont act like that shit doesnt happen, Shawty Lo blew the cover off of that shit, and I thank and respect him for putting yall fucks on blast), quit fucking rigging these damn events making it seem like folks got a real chance to win, quit fucking cheating to the top and really grind this shit out.  You ole one hit bastard ass niggas.   Longevity isnt something in your future...real rap.

Chaundon i’m sorry fam, but you are coming down in the midst of a hip hop civil war...I aint taking no more shit...and neither are my niggas...

March 21st folks...@ Blueberry Hill, the illest hip hop show the city has seen in a second is coming.

Myself

Gotta Be Karim

Rockwell Knuckles

Tef Poe

and my nigga from the Hall of Justus, Chaundon will be rocking out.  You seen how my album release was...make it your business to be there and be on time...its gonna sell out...I promise.

With DJ Trackstar on the tables...its gonna be a problem...

The Revolution Bitch...Next Friday...We tearing shit down...

Doors open at 8...

(Big shout out to every dj on radio, or not on radio who shows us love for the sake of our shit being hot...yall know who yall are.  I can count on one hand, but yall know you.  Thank you, seriously)

Easy folks...I already feel the backlash coming from this, but I really dont care.  We want our respect...

hunned..

-Majorz

Yes folks...Its finally here...






FOR DE FREE!!!!!!!!

33 minutes of awesome ass joints from my album...old classics (in my mind of course) and Joints you honestly have no business hearing cause DJ Trackstar stole em from me...

Production by myself, 9th Wonder (Erykah Badu, Jay Z, Destiny's Child), Swiff D (Juelz Santana, Talib Kwelli), Flying Lotus, Khrysis (Little Brother, Buckshot, Sean Price), and others!


COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK RIGHT HERE!!!

 http://www.zshare.net/audio/5190412f9e71ac/

All in all...a damn good prelude to my album, MEGATRON MAJORZ which drops December 18th!!! PASS THIS ON TO YA FRIENDS!!!! YA WELCOME!!!



Over 400+ Downloads in one day...the streets is buzzing bout this one

Here's a feature for it on the Smoking Section/Rawkus
 http://smokingsection.rawkus.com/TSS/?p=2428

and on BlackRadioIsBack.com

http://www.blackradioisback.com/

LET ME KNOW WHAT YALL THINK!!!

-Majorz

So...

Niggas...

My phone bill be crazy retarded on hollidays...

Why?

Cause yall mofo's STAY hitting me up with them bullshit forwarded ass text messages...

KILL THAT SHIT TO DEATH!!!!!

Goodness...I swear that is the corniest...most impersonal thing in the world.

ESPECIALLY when the dumbasses aint got enough sense to take the "Fwd" or "Forwarded Message" off of the front of the text when they FORWARD IT to you from someone else.

Imma tell you whats even grimier, I got a forwarded text from a chick...but the joint started off like "Fwd:Fwd:"....

Man what the hell...

You couldnt show me love enough...to take the first "Fwd:" off that jawn and make me feel equally as special as everyone else has...you just had to let me know "Oh nigga I got this from somebody else...I was just doing something to pass the time" huh?

Nigga I got text messages yesterday from folks I dont even fuck with no more. A nigga I got into a fight with in middleschool sent me an "happy thanksgiving to you and yours, I'm truly grateful for knowing you"...knowing me what? To beat that ass? Nigga we aint spoke since then...and I couldnt tell you how you look now...matter fact...how in the FUCK you get my number.

Maybe I'm on drugs...but at the end of the day...Christmas is just around the corner...and so is new years...

Dont send me shit that aint typed out for ME.

Cause I will erase your number...

Find out where you are celebrating...and bring a bottle of wine...

And bust your ass in the throat with that shit...

Happy Holidays folks

-Majorz

*puts hands flat in front, moves them up and down...all around yelling "Hey, this is me, Vandalyzm...in LA....in a nutshell"*

lol....*wipes brow* goodness that NEVER gets old.  Anyhow...I had an AMAZING time yo...everything was lovely.  No drama popped off...I aint have to rock my vest, or pull that burner out on a nigga...shit was more than what I could have possibly expected ya dig??

Wanna know what I did?  Aight...I'll give you the rundown in random thought form...lets do it

-Thursday



 I touch down at LAX...at about 3 or so in the afternoon, my homie Ebony picked me up...and I aint end up getting to my apt to unpack till 7 that night.

-Then we went to Panda Express for food





...yeah yo...Panda Express.  Now my niggas back at home are like "dude thats the mall shit" but yo...in LA...Panda is a big FRIGGIN deal...joints be as big as Old Navy's n shit man...its wild.

-Friday

...chilled out...aint do much, went to the grocery store and grabbed some Reeses Cocoa Puffs...and some chips...that was lovely.  Then my homegirl Autumn picked me up, and we went to Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles...you know I had to



And Imma say it...fuck it...I'm a G...

Just on the sheer strength, that the chicken pieces are bigger, seasoned a little better, and the sunrises are made with sweet tea instead of regular...I gotta give the nod to Gladys' over Roscoe's

YEAH NIGGA I SAID IT!!!

*LA boos and throws shit at me*

MAAN whatever, shit was still GREAT...as the business.

Then we headed off to Tangiers for this party my boy 9th was rocking with Cuzzin B (whaddup STL??).

Funny shit about the LA crowd...like niggas were there to see 9th and the boys, and they acted like they were COMPLETELY not impressed by the man being right in front of them...yet yall came to see him...very weird.

-Saturday

Went to The Bureau flagship store...cool cats...copped tees...

Met up with Ebony and her daughter and her bf...and we went to go get some food...

Tip for everyone...any spot named "Pam's Place" and it claims to have authentic Thai food...DONT BELIEVE EM!! LMFAO

Then went home...hopped in the whip and headed to Forbidden City...for 9ths Last party...one word...bananas...



^^^  Yeah that was after Monie Love got me up on the wall and freaked me down...yes folks...I got served by the legend...and dont think for two seconds I was crying for help...oh yeah.  *drifts off into a dream state*

-met beautiful ladies...one in particular I was vibing with...she stays on her business...I love that right there...women take note...be about your business and everything else will fall in place lol

-dont get HELLA drunk round me...



^^^  I take pictures like that when you are passed out

-Sunday

...what did I do?  OH YEAAAAH...Chilled with the homie Kayophe...she rocks dude...real rap.  Good to see familiar faces when you in a new city...she showed me around...we went to CPK (dude I'm stuck on them BBQ Pizzas)

And of course I had to be a tourist...so I asked to go to what place?  Not the hollywood sign...or Mans Chinese Theater (which we did do lol)

But yeah, I had to have her take me to ...



Yep...sure did make her take me to Pinkberry to make me understand the craze that got folks flipping all out about it...

And guess what...I'll sum that mountain of iced yogurt experience up in one word hyphenated for color...




















HOR-RENDOUS!!!

That shit is fucking nasty...goodness how do people act as if this is the best yogurt they've ever had.  I'll tell you how to make pinkberry...ready.  Get some plain white yogurt...no flavor...just the sour milk tasting kind...and throw some strawberries on top, or some granola, or mabye even cookie pieces.

And there it is...nothing special, with 100% of the nastyness that comes with eating sour milk frozen, with almonds and cookie pieces.  That shit was like eating Oreo's off of bigfoot's taint.

 *gags as if he just watched 2 girls 1 cup*

-Monday...

the whole HOJ crew was in town for Little Brother's show...so I kicked it with them...tangent quote time...

"Hey Van whats the business...want some Grey Goose"

"Nah Khrysis I'm good man"


"You getting drunk AND high tonight nigga FUCK THAT SHIT GOD FORGIVES!!!"



*DJ Rhettmatic gets on the bus..we dap*



*lets DJ Rhettmatic hear the album*

"So when is this dropping, and who under?  Nobody is jumping on this?  Thats wild...just even on the strength of who you are with...that is weird"

Hearing that come out of his mouth...just assured me that this project is gonna fuck some shit up in the game...watch


*DJ Babu comes on the bus...soon is bobbing his head to the album as well*



...again...another "WTF?!" moment in my life...nigga had to hold back the giddyness all night n shit hahaha!

So headed backstage...and who is there?

Dilated Peoples' Rakaa and Evidence...yeaaah



Me and Sean Boog texting some bidnites LMAO



^^^NIGGA MY WAVES GO HARD!!!!  QUIT HATING!!!!!

Defari shows up...him i and Khry had a long convo about why Steroids arent good for ya "beat em up game" LMFAO



Alchemist...cool laid back ass dude...refused the blunt from homie like 3 times (my third "WTF?!" moment of the night)



Niggas cuff ya chicks...D Brock is in the building



Dilated went IN on the show yall...



Do I need to name em all?  I dont feel like it...but yeah, Murs, Lil Bro', D Brock, Big Dho, Ill Will, and Khrysis



I was on stage at this point, and the city of LA can see me...so i had to put the shades on...


^^^ DID YALL THINK I LEFT THE AVIS AT THE CRIB?!  YEAH THE FUCK RIGHT

Little Brother KILLIN shit



Okay...now I know SOMEBODY out there got a picture or FOOTAGE of the end of the show when I came out, and them niggas introduced me as Usher to the crowd before we took a bow...LET UP OFF THAT SHIT FOR YA BOY!!! I need those pics..and video if its there lol

Back on the bus...all I will say is this...no I wont...I aint saying shit LMFAO

Tuesday...back home.

Thats it yall...finished...this shit took me so damn long...so I hope yall appreciate it...my fingers are numb mode.  But it was all in all a beautiful experience...some niggas flaked on ya boy TOUGH when I got there, but it ended up being a much iller trip than what I planned...

Its funny how things work...anyhow, shit just makes me evenmore hungry...

Megatron Majorz yall...December 18th...its in the streets...

This week tho...I'm doing the Megatron mixtape sampler...yall gonna love it...real talk :D

Its go time bitches...

*Shouts out to DJ Rhettmatic and the homie Vanessa for the pictures!  I'll be back out there soon yall...doing it bigger and BETTER on them hoes and bitches!!!*

CHEA!!!

-Majorz

Aight...

So like, I'm a pretty upfront dude. You need to know anything that is going on with me, all you gotta do is ask. I'll tell you what you need to know. I'm honest to a fault...and tact is something that I'm working on yall (I aint perfect, and what I'm learning now is that folks like for you to lie to them...something I dont like doing)

So its like this, if I'm digging a chick, imma make it obvious. If I wanna see whats going on with her, imma let her know off rip. I'm not really scared of rejection, cause I figure if you dont want me, there is someone who is 20x iller than you, that would love me for life...so kudos to you for whatever the reason was that you didnt feel me. I aint the hottest nigga ever, I'm sure some women out there find me repulsive...so its all good :D

But it aint just as easy as going up to a chick and saying

"Damn you got a fat ass...can I be your boyfriend?"

It dont work like that. You gotta have the great gift of gab yo...you gotta know what to say, when to say it, and HOW.

So by ALL knowing this fact, we came up with "Come On Lines"...which is the wackest thing in the WORLD yo.

We've all heard em all...

"Girl are your feet tired...cause you been running through my mind ALL day"

and

*Guy checks the tag on her shirt*

Girl sez:  "Hey! What are you doing?!"

He sez: "Just what I thought...made in heaven"

or my favorite

"Girl are your parents retarded?....


Wait for it...


...Cause you seem very special"

*Crowd BOOS*

I know I know folks, them shits are hella funny...but HELLA WACK to use to open conversation.

Real rap. And I totally understand why women hate them...but is it okay for WOMEN to use em on MEN?

Yes...I just posed that question to the masses...is it?

Cause I just got through having a debate with a chick, who said I played her when I didnt give her my number...when I had to make her remember that she used a come on line with me that was MAAAD wack....and I couldnt let that slide...no matter how attractive she was...and she was...very.

She hit me with the oldie but goodie

*Watches as Karim Laughs at me saying that*

"Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours"

Yes...she sure did...

I think Joseph used that joint on Mary back in the day...and while mabye that got us Jesus here...its 2007....NO THAT WONT WORK

*crowd laughs*

Yeah I gotta admit that was funny as the deal.

But anyhoo...is it okay for women to use them, and are we in the right to give them corny points for putting them in our ear?

Just a question I'm posing...

Yerp

-Majorz

 

 WWW.MYSPACE.COM/JEANGRAE

^^^For those who arent in the know...get in...

So...

At what age...

Is it not okay to have a crush?

I mean, cause yall wanna get in on a little secret?

Aight...and this is fucked up, cause I know some of yall who are reading this know her, and might even forward this to her...but its all good. Cause I aint scared, and I'll tell her to her face.

But yeah yo...I got like the biggest crush on Jean Grae. Yes, the emcee, the female emcee...

Like she can get all the sex...all of mines. That simple.

She'd keep my iron sharp on those bars, cause if I slack off, she'll rip me a new one cause she can rhyme her ass off all good and stuff.

Then after we done making music, we would have all the sex some more...

...and then have a legion of super-emceeing children. And we'll take em on the road like the Jackson 5, but just imagine if the children were Jay Z, Big Daddy Kane, Rakim, Kool G Rap, and Royce the 5'9

And like shit would be fucked up for us if one of our children decided to not go the way of the family, and try and do some shit like be a doctor, or a lawyer, or a teacher or some other bullshit that dont matter in our family.

The child would be like "But daddy, I created a vaccination for aids"

and we'd be like "Nigga I dont give a FUCK!!! What them bars looking like?! Gimmie a hot 16 RIGHT NOW NIGGA!!! And I dont wanna hear shit but that DYLAN!!"

(to folks that dont know what "that Dylan" is...Dylan is that hot fire, nothing but that hot fire)

and we would grow old, and perform in Vegas at the MGM, as the super emcee-ing duo...and get lifetime achevement awards from all award shows.

Be like the Ashford and Simpson of hip hop...and yes I am willing to grow my jherri curl out to my lower back...and rock blazers with no shirt in my 70's. As long as shes willing to wear a gown that has a train as long as the stage, completely made up of rubies chained together, with diamonds and rhinestones placed on top of it. Its got to be only the shiniest shit ever. Cause I wanna make rocking those glasses that you get right after eye surgery cool...cause thats the only way I'll be able to perform on stage with her...and that dress


yeah....thats how that plays out in my mind....lmfao

*hums "Solid as a Rock"*

fuck that humming shit!!!

*sings loudly*

WE BUILDIN' UP, WE BUILDIN' UP, WE BULIDIN' UP AND NOW WEEEE...

(dude, this was effing jokes, it was a conversation that me and a homie of mines had that turned into your enjoyment. Take it as such...if not, kill yourself)

 

...or was it???

 

*Flips collar on his leather jacket up, and walks down the dark, rainy streets of New York as the intro to "I Wanna Know What Love Is" plays in the background*

 

fin.

-Majorz

 

^^^ Michael Vick Chew Toy...friggin' hilarious..

 

Now...

As a dog owner (Whaddup Labelle *Air Hi Five*)...I was sickened by the accusations made towards homeboy Mike Vick.  I mean, first off, I looked at it as them just taking another successful black man down. 

I mean, they tried to do it with the whole "Ron Mexico" shit, and he shook the media on that like it was nothing.

But then, two of his teamates took plea bargans...and shit was just like "Nigga you own the house they do the shit in, two of your teamates do the shit and plead guilty.  Nigga you cant tell me you dont know SHIT about what they doing."

Then when they were saying he was the executer, that shit just took the cake for me.  I dont know if any of you have seen the way that they kill off dogs once they have no use for them in the dogfighting land...its sick.  Ive seen it on a documentary...dude straight killed one off with a car battery.  Shocked it to death.

...anyhow...

So shit...its over for this dude.  I'm like "Throw the book at this nigga, that is a sick sport, its not okay yo"

But then, some shit pops in my head.

Same sport...

lets change the animal though.

Lets say they were doing organized "Buck fighting" with deer and shit of that nature.  They locking horns till one is gored and bloody.  Then they kill off the loser.

Would that be as inhumane?

Then why is it okay for folks to go out  into the woods, and just kill off deer for the sport of it?  And completely get away with it like it never happened?

I mean, deer aint ever did shit to me, and it isnt like Venison is big in the marketplace to where the mass killing of deer needs to happen for our consumption (I honestly couldnt tell you where to buy the shit)

It doesnt make sense, I mean, give him a proper charge.  Dont make an example out of him just for the sake of it.  We can already get on the racial charges with this...

but i wont go there.

But its not okay, when folks are attacking him for doing this, and Peta kills off 14,000 dogs a year cause they cant find them homes.  Which is worse? 

 

Kind of the pot calling the kettle...

...and I dont ever hear about them attacking deer hunters either...but are quick to throw red paint on someone's fur coat.

Just my two cents...

Yall be easy

-Majorz

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