I thought we had something special b*tch!! We got along so0o0o0o well on the set of our box office hit First Daughter and then you had to go and do something so disrespectful as to take part in the new Batman movie, Batman Begins. I AM BATMAN!!!!

How could you Katie? I thought all those nights we spent building a father/daughter relationship to better our performances for the movie were special!!!!! You told me you enjoyed the bubble baths, pony rides, and bedtime stories I gave you every night!!! You said they meant something!!!!!!!

You lying bitch!!! You can keep your "Batman" movie!!!! I AM BATMAN!! You can keep your new boy toy Tom!!! HE’S GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! And you can keep those horrid mouth herpes that keep reappearing in the tabloids!!!!! YOU SKANK!!!!