You Might Be A Skater If --
"You literaly ROFL during a skating session." --Kayla !.
"You can do better tricks on your wheels than you can in bed!" --Me !.
"You know that vanilla isnt just a flavor." --Kayla !.
"You have considered living at your local rink one point in your life." --Me !.
"Getting on your knees is actually a bad thing!" --Kayla !.
"You know which night is black night, and which night is white night at your local rink." --Me !.
"You know that shoot the duck doesnt require a gun." --Kayla !.
"You scam free passes for the next weekend." --Me !.
"You have more wheels in your trunk than you do your ride." --Kayla !.
"Rolling doesnt require ecstacy." --Me !.
"You tell your boss your late for skating." --Kayla !.
"You skate in your prom dress/ graduation gown!" --Me !.
"You dont dance on poles... you watch out for them." --Kayla !.
"You worry more about your outfit matching your skates rather than your shoes." --Me !.
"You consiter a crazy weekend rink hoppin." --Kayla !.
"Most of your income goes towards admission, and gas to get to the rink." --Me !.
"You have a weird fetish with glow sticks and techno music." --Kayla !.
"You will drive an hour out of your way to get to a decent rink." --Me !.
"You actually enjoy black outs." --Kayla !.
"You practice skating non stop in your basement or breezeway." --Me !.
"You play on you tube all day looking at skate videos." --Kayla !.
"You know all of the employees at your local rink." --Me !.
"You have a special techno playlist on your Ipod titled Jam Skating Music." --Kayla !.
"You have consitered dressing up every little kid in neon orange so you can actually see them instead of running them over." --Kayla !.
"You consiter a perfect first date at the rink." --Kayla !.
"You go to DEMF fest just to get new skating music." --Kayla !.
"You text your best friend back and fourth for hours coming up with *You might be a jam skater if...* jokes." --Me !.
"The DJ has never denied one of your song requests." --Kayla !.
"Your best friend from the rink buys you a bunch of glow sticks for a graduation present, along with cupcakes that said *we be rockin them riedells*... and makes you a bunch of techno CDs you have always wanted." --Kayla !.
"Your stories always begin with *This one time at the roller rink...*" --Kayla !.
"When a heart to heart conversation requires your best friend, skates, and disco balls." --Kayla !.
Bahahahaha!. Ok, so bottom line, Kayla and I jamskate together. Almost every weekend, a group of us [Kayla, Kassie, Marshall, Mel, Seth and I] get together and go to different rinks just to chill and skate. It's an addiction. This girl is basically my otherhalf. We have the same taste in techno music, the same obsession with glowsticks. We stay up all night after prom and make pancakes...after tripping over her dogs, and trying not to wake anyone else up. Laughing at all the same jokes, eating way too many brownies, tubing, chilling in McDonald's parking lots for an iced coffee fix. We've had some goods times together.
We actually met because we ended up dating the same guy from South Lyon, at the same time. He was a friend of mine, so I was hooked up, but he played it off like he had already broken up with me, and he didn't know what my problem was. Kayla and Jon walk into the rink, holding hands and I walk up to him and ask what his problem is. He told me that nothing was going on. Bad things got even worse, my friend Nick Lavene actually went with me and he confronted Jon, then Jon pushed Nick and I decided that things were over because he lied, and cheated...Next thing I know, I'm running after this kid [who happened to be on the football team for South Lyon], and I tackled him. Yea, Kayla and I both broke up with him that night, and we've been best friends ever since.
Girl, I love you, and I love everything we do together. You make everything fun and spontaneous. I love when we go skating together, wherever that may be. I love staying up all night long and making pancakes at six in the morning. alskdfjasldfj You're my favorite hunny!.
WE BE ROCKIN' THEM RENTALS AND THEM RIEDELLS, FO LYFE !.