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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Virgo

City: Hayward Hills
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 5/23/2004

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

YOU KNOW YOUR CAR IS LOW WHEN...

YOU KNOW YOUR CAR IS LOW WHEN...

*speed bumps seem 1 foot tall

*dips have five mph speed limits

*parking on a piece of wood is necessary to get a jack under your car

*you have to drive with your high beams on just to see the road

*your tires are tuckin

*buying tires is a monthy routine

*passengers have to get out of the car before you park on the curb

*going in a drive way at an angle is necessary

*tire rubbing is normal

*you look at the bottom of your car and have scrapes, scratches, and grind marks

*gravel is considered off road

*U refer to potholes as "import eaters."

*Soda cans get dragged when u run over them.

*if u drop a tool in the engine, it's gone til your done with the job.

*alignment shops won't touch your car.

*camber kits still don't make your tires last.

*u park 4 feet away from parking blocks.

*u really could drive under a semi trailer.

*your parents have back problems from their first ride in your car.

* when ppl ask do you scrape alot

*your exhaust hits train tracks

*no one can ride in your backseats

*the road is alot louder than normal

*contruction on streets means city detour

*passengers hit their head on your sun visors

*you park 2 feet from the parking bump at resturants

*your inside door panels are lower than the next car's door handles

*theres always change in the passenger seat

*your sideskirts have to be fixed at least 2 times a year

*you hate driving after it rains because of rock chips

*you have the cities potholes memorized

*your car is referred to by others as a "toy"

*you have no where to hang your front license plate

*the roof of your car is under your chin when you stand up