Ok, I'm not really going to suggest that you steal DVD's from blockbuster, or teach you how to steal from them. You'll have to figure out how to do that yourself, and decide if you want to or not.
But I will tell you how those plastic yellow locks that slide down into the DVD case work. Why? Well, let me tell you a story...
I got off work today and went by the grocery store to get some fixins for my award winning chili (I'll post the recipe in another blog if you want sometime) and saw that Blockbuster had their "3 for $25" deal going on their pre-viewed DVD's. When it comes to DVD's, I usually watch them once and I'm done. But sometimes it is nice to own the DVD. That way you can loan it to a friend and never see it again at a later date.
Anyway, I digress. I figure the math on that works out to under $8.50 a DVD which isn't bad. So, I go in and see what they have. I'm looking for Crash in particular, since so many of you have recommended it.
I ended up with 6 DVDs and figure that is a lot of movie watching over the next few weeks. As I approached the counter, I also saw 2 more DVD's that looked interesting in the "2 for $12" which is a heck of a deal! So I ended up with 8 DVD's.
When I got the register, I had this nagging suspicion that the person working was not the usual high caliber employee that I get at Blockbuster. She seemed a little clueless to be honest. So, I carefully separated the 2/$12 and 3/$25 DVD's and laid them on the counter. She said, "Are these for rental?" I said, "No ma'am, they are previously viewed and these are 2/$12 and these are 3/$25."
She looked at them for a second and then said, "Ah yes, I see the prices on them now." The prices are very large, so this worried me. But then she proceeded to ring me up with a total of $65.10. By my calculations in my head, this was what I had expected, so I was delighted and thought maybe I had been too quick to rush to judgement. I dropped the movies in my car, went to the grocery store and then went home and made the chili and set it to slow roasting in the crockpot.
Now, if you are like me (and Lord help you if that is true) you like to take a look at your newly purchased LOOT when you get home, even if it is something you aren't going to use for a while. So I decided to look over the movies and see which one I wanted to watch tonight. I went to open one of the DVD's and it wouldn't budge. I know they make those things tough to open, so I tried again. Nothing.
Then I spotted the yellow tabs on the bottom of the cases. She hadn't taken the theft prevention devices out of the DVD cases before she gave them to me (which means she didn't look inside each one and check to see if the proper DVD was in it either... bad Blockbuster employee!!!).
Well I wasn't about to waste 15 minutes driving down to the store to get them taken out, so I proceeded to spend the next two hours trying to open the case myself. First I went online to see if there were any tips.
www.ihateblockbuster.com was interesting, but only provided a small bit of information. Something about magnets - and icepicks. I got a screwdriver out and managed to mangle the case of Million Dollar Baby and get it open, (scratching the crap out of the DVD, which still seems to play, but will probably lock up when I actually go to watch it.) and guess what - there's a complicated, yet clever, arrangment of metal pieces and plastic tabs and it takes a powerful magnet to release the tabs.
Not wanting to destroy the rest of my DVD's, I went looking for a strong magnet. I had an old 12 inch subwoofer in the closet, so I got it out and tried, but it wasn't strong enough. I poked some paper clips in a couple spots where I thought it might loosen the tabs, but that didn't work either.
I finally solved the problem though, and that is what you are here for - right? When my wife gets off work, I'm going to have her take them down to Blockbuster and get them to remove the yellow tabs for me. :-)
I hope this helps anyone else in my predicament. Next week I'll share my secret for getting those theft prevention devices off of clothes when they forget and leave them on your purchase. I'll give you a hint now... it involves my wife and a car! Bet you'll never guess.
Hope everyone has a great weekend. I've got 16 hours of movies to watch.
-Tom Steele
P.S. My total list for this trip, in case anyone cares or wants to comment on the movies.
The Island
Crash
Undertow
March of the Penguins
Bad News Bears
Batman Begins
Million Dollar Baby
Hide and Seek