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Last Updated: 11/14/2008

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Gender: Male
Status: Swinger
Age: 24
Sign: Scorpio

City: ALLSTON
State: Massachusetts
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/12/2007

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Saturday, June 07, 2008 
SORRY WE HAVE TO DO THIS, but there is no way H.E.L.L. can continue considering the volume of of orders, requests, event requests, etc. we are receiving. As long as I'm still in college I'm just not going to be able to run H.E.L.L. in the way that it deserves to be.

That said, I'm graduating in December of this year, and I plan on continuing H.E.L.L. as soon as I have the time in my life again. IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME AND WE'RE JUST TAKING A LITTLE BREAK, DON'T WORRY. Kind of like how Shai Hulud never updates their website, changes singers all the time, puts out albums once every every five years, etc... but they're always back. So rest assured, H.E.L.L. won't be gone for too long, and when we come back...we will release a face-ripping album with guest vocals from Pat Flynn.

Seriously, we'll be back in the new year and we'll actually be able to respond to all your e-mails and get you all your helmets and cater your bicycle events, etc.

We gave out over 300 helmets in our first year, and that's only the begining...world domination awaits!

Take care,
Zack
Currently listening:
Misanthropy Pure
By Shai Hulud
Release date: 2008-05-27
Saturday, April 26, 2008 
Hi,
Sorry to have to do this everyone but we will not be taking anymore orders until the second week in May. It sucks to have to do this, especially since this is when everyone is busting their bikes out for the nice weather, but we are just getting killed right now...15+ orders in the last two days alone, and we're backed up way beyond our capacity right now. We've got some money to make another order but I'm in finals right now and there is just no way to keep up. Even if I weren't in school we have so many orders to get out it's overwhelming.

I'm also going to be taking four classes this summer, so we'll have to see how much time I have...I no, it sucks...but the faster I graduate the sooner H.E.L.L. will become a "fully operational battle station" to quote Emperor Palpatine. In the future people will be able to say "hey, give me an XL black helmet with the fucking death star on it, and I need it by tomorrow, bitch" and I will be able to say "sure thing dude" and get it done no hassle. That's the goal anyway.

Hope you all understand.

Thanks,
Zack
Sunday, April 06, 2008 
Alex over at the clothing company Dance Party Massacre has taken it entirely upon himself to make some boutique H.E.L.L. shirts and donate 10% of the profits to us! He did everything himself, and it’s extremely kind of him to help us out like this. We appreciate it a lot. Thanks dude!

To check out the pre-order he has going, go to:

DPM/H.E.L.L. pre-order
Saturday, March 01, 2008 
http://www.urbanvelo.org/download

You can download the whole thing for free. Check out Issue 6 to see the article "What the HELL?" (words and photography by Dan Pugatch.)

Thanks Dan!
Currently listening:
Sketchy EP #2
By Onelinedrawing
Release date: 14 February, 2001
Thursday, February 14, 2008 
These things are fucking safe! We just ordered 80 of them, so they'll be here in a week or two. Woo!

"That's right, not only is the Pro-Tec Classic the most stylish helmet on the market, it is certified to meet CPCS bike and ASTM skate standards. Protect your head as well as your reputation with the ProTec Classic Helmet.

This classic helmet also appeals to kids with its variety of cool colors and features:
  • EPS foam lining in a hard, ABS shell
  • ProTec SXP multiple impact liner
  • Dual certified to both bike (CPSC) and skateboard (ASTM) standards
  • Snug, yet comfortable fit pads
  • Durable, stainless steel rivets"

Thursday, February 14, 2008 
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(This is Amanda wearing a women's medium!)

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(This is Keegan wearing a men's medium!)

SIZES:
Women's - Small, Medium (pictured)
Men's - Small, Medium, Large, X-Large.

Printed on black American Apparel 2001s and 2102s. $15 + $3 shipping. All of the money goes right back into bike helmets.

For those of you who live in the Boston area, you can pick one up from Troy at his shop Horror Business (77 Harvard Ave., Allston, MA 02134.) They should be available there by tomorrow.

If you'd like to order (we ship anywhere,) you can do so by clicking our PayPal button, or sending check or well-concealed cash to:

Zack Smith
c/o H.E.L.L.
Helping Everyone Live longer
7 Linden Street
Apt. 3
Allston, MA 02134

Thank you very much!

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(We just got purple and orange in as well!)
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Wooooo Heather!

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Woooooo Keegan (again!) Grab that All-American crotch, baby!
Currently listening:
Stink
By The Replacements
Release date: 03 September, 2002
Thursday, January 17, 2008 
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Laurie Shipley did these for us, she rules! Awesome woman, very affordable and clearly an amazing artist! www.myspace.com/laurieshipleydesign

The shirts are printed on black American Apparel t-shirts (2001s and 2102s.)

We will have these shirts printed in time for the Welfare Records show on Jan. 25th, so be sure to go! If you can't make it to the show, you can of course order one online here on our MySpace.
Wednesday, January 02, 2008 
Awhile ago I did an audio interview for CCTV (Cambridge Community Television) with Marina Vyrros, a teacher at Jeremiah Burke High in Dorchester, MA. The podcast is now up if you care to listen. It's a bit on the..."slow"....side of things but...if you're not too busy it's worth a listen!

Here is the link! H.E.L.L. PODCAST

-Zack
Saturday, December 08, 2007 
We just placed an order with ESS for 61 bike helmets! This was about $1,300 so we are broke as hell now and will have to come up with enough money to mail all of these out, but it shouldn't be too hard since it takes a week or two to process the shipment anyway.

This is going to finally knock off the 46 people who have been waiting patiently since as far back as the end of September, plus the 12 middle-school kids this guy Derek teaches a bike class to at the Dorchester Youth Alternative Academy (Merry Christmas little dudes!), and a couple more on top of that.

So, yeah. Hellmets for all! Hopefully we will be able to start building up a stock after this so that people won't have to wait so long.

Much love,
Zack
H.E.L.L.
Currently listening:
From Anger and Rage
By Verse
Release date: 19 September, 2006
Sunday, November 25, 2007 
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Student's goal: A helmet on the head of every bicyclist

By Mary Ann Georgantopoulos Globe Correspondent / November 25, 2007

Whether helmets are too expensive or not hip enough isn't the issue: On the streets of Allston, it's obvious helmets aren't on the heads of every bicyclist.

Zack Smith, 22, is tired of the excuses.

Smith, devastated by the death of a friend in a bicycle accident in May, fashioned a nonprofit organization called Helping Everyone Live Longer, or HELL, that is committed to providing a free bike helmet to anyone who wants one.

"The helmets are 100 percent free. So many people make up the excuse of why they don't wear a helmet, like, 'Oh, I can't afford it right now,' " said Smith, a student at Emerson College. "I want to do away with that as an excuse. We exist to protect bicyclists, as well as to break down the barriers between safety and fashion, the latter of which too often wins out."

To add to the cool factor, with a $50 donation, Smith provides customized helmets with anything from classic punk album covers to stencils of dogs. "So many kids ride without helmets because they want to look cool," he said. "So I'm trying to balance that. I'm trying to make helmets look hip so people will be duped into wearing them."

A bicycle helmet can cost from $60 to $200, Smith said.

When the project began, Smith's friend, Kerry Simon, who owns a skate shop in Harvard Square, provided the helmets at a discount price. Now that HELL has grown and become an official nonprofit organization, Smith buys the helmets from Eastern Skateboard Supply at a wholesale price of $18.

Since May, Smith says, he has put helmets on the heads of approximately 150 people.

To generate the money to buy and ship helmets, Smith has set up donation boxes around Boston, which add as much as a few hundred dollars every few weeks. "I'd go and ask to set up a donation jar at any place that seemed remotely biker-friendly," Smith said.

Alex Pepper, 22, a close friend of Smith's, works at Herrell's Renaissance Cafe in Allston, where a donation jar is set. While the donations may seem sporadic, Pepper said, he will always find a couple of dollars at the end of the day.

Pepper helps Smith in a variety of ways. A few days ago, "I got off work and we had to box up tons of helmets and write out the addresses," Pepper said.

Messages for helmets usually reach Smith via e-mail or MySpace. Smith has spread the word mainly through friends, fliers, and word of mouth. Even though requests for specifications such as color can be made, Smith cannot guarantee all wishes will be met.

Smith does most of his work out of his Allston apartment, where his room and hallways are "up to the ceiling" with helmets. "I get home from school, then work and I sit up all night replying to e-mails and MySpace messages," said Smith, who estimated he gets a couple of dozen messages a day.

Smith has enjoyed the positive feedback. "We've had a couple of people get in accidents, hit their heads, and write to us about how they were wearing a HELL helmet," Smith said.

Proof that Smith is helping people live longer also came through his friend, Ariel Hertzoss.

Hertzoss visited Smith and Pepper at the AltWheels Alternative Transportation and Energy Festival, where they took orders for helmets. When Hertzoss left, Smith gave her a helmet because she didn't have one.

Thirty minutes later, Hertzoss called Smith to tell him she had been sideswiped off the road by a bus.

It was a tragedy in May that led to the project. Smith's friend, Kelly Wallace, 23, was struck and killed by a car near Smith's apartment in Allston. A month before, an acquaintance of Smith's, Gordon Riker, 22, was struck and killed by a car while on his bicycle on Huntington Avenue.

Smith has shipped as far east as the United Kingdom and as far south as Florida. If the drop-off is in the neighborhood, Smith will hop on his bike and deliver it himself.

Smith and Pepper have visions of a long life for HELL.

"Once we get a hang of what we're doing, I'd like to see HELL spread throughout the country," Pepper said. "I would love to see a chapter of HELL in every city."

For now, though, the two men are focused on maintaining the organization locally. "I want it to be sustainable, and I'm afraid of overextending my reach and letting it fall into deterioration if I don't take control of it," Smith said. "Eventually, I want to expand and make it big, but it needs to have a very strong foundation."

For more information, visit www.hellmets.org.