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Last Updated: 7/27/2007

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 29
Sign: Leo

City: NYC
State: New York
Country: US

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Thursday, September 27, 2007 

Current mood:  creative
Category: Writing and Poetry

If you're one of the like seven super cool people in the world who have been paying attention to my blog, you know that I'm trying to get an interactive, comic book-esque story going with characters created by independent Myspace artists. I've gotten a pretty good response, and I think we've fielded enough characters to begin our story.

Here's the cast:

Statik

 

Captain Anonymous (maybe we can come up with a name for him in the story)

 

I've dubbed these three Vang, Gustav Grosto, and Spiggot

 

Koffy

 

ENDOMAN the Dreamtraveller

 

X-73

 

Behemoth

Here's how it's gonna work: I'll begin the story, and then it will up to one of you to add on a little bit more, and then the next person, and so on. If you want to post pics of new characters, we'll weave them in.

 

And so it begins...

 

 

"What the hell is that?"

 

"What?"

 

"That... thing, floating up ahead. Do you see it?"

 

Gustav shrugs. "Probably just a discarded fuel casing."

 

"That is not a fuel casing," scoffs Spiggot. He adjusts the trajectory controls on the zeppelins the main board. "I'm soaring in for a closer look."

 

"Don't even think about it," warns Gustav. "We have a very specific mission, and it does not include picking up random bits of junk floating around the atmosphere. If Vang finds out you're changing course--"

 

"Vang is in deep slumber mode, she's not gonna find out. Just chill out and get the Arm ready."

 

The zeppelin approaches the object. Spiggot squints out into the dark cloudy sky. "Whoa... Gustav, I think it's a person!"

 

It is a person, just hanging in the air, motionless, as if they were lying on some unseen blanket. "H-how can that be?" says Gustav, astonished. "They're just… floating in mid-air, three thousand feet up?"

 

"They look dead. Don't you think?"

 

"Only one way to make sure," replies Gustav, already swinging the Extraction Arm out to retrieve the floating body.

 

Gustav and Spiggot rush to the cargo bay as the Arm gently lays the figure down. They stop short with a surprised gasp.

 

"It's a woman!" sputters Spiggot. "And she's really hot!"

 

The unconscious form before them is a beautiful woman, blonde, dressed in futuristic battle gear. A tag on her shoulder reads 'X-73'. Gustav rushes to her side and presses his fingers to her neck. "Nothing. No pulse. I think she's—"

 

Just then, the woman springs gracefully to her feet, simultaneously slamming Gustav to the ground with her super strong legs. A large, terrifying Blaster forms out of her wrist holster, and she presses it to Gustav's throat.

 

"Where is he?" she demands of Spiggot.

 

Spiggot holds up his hands, at a loss.

 

"Where is Behemoth?"

 

 

OK, that's it. Who's got the next page?

 

Wednesday, September 05, 2007 

Current mood:  horny

Have you created a comic book character? Post them here! Maybe we can make some sort of story with them all.

Currently reading:
Avengers: The Ultimate Guide
By Tom Defalco
Release date: 31 October, 2005
Friday, August 03, 2007 

Current mood:  horny
Category: Quiz/Survey

I'll start. Cyclops is my favorite. I know, he can be kind of a dick. But the dude is a hero through and through. And you need that leader character to keep the team together (Leonardo was also my favorite Turtle, so at least I'm consistent). His powers and the fact that you can't look him in the eye is so simple yet so profound. I especially love the way Summers is written in Astonishing.

Currently watching:
28 Days Later (Widescreen Edition)
Release date: 21 October, 2003
Wednesday, July 18, 2007 

Current mood:  horny

I thought of an awesome new room for Hud's Dream Home. It's the size of a gymnasium, a full size basketball court. At first glance, it may indeed appear to be just your average gym floor, on which you can play basketball, volleyball, badminton, floor hockey, dodgeball, whatever. However, the gym floor is actually just one plane on a four-sided cube that rotates on a horizontal access. With the flip of a switch, up turns an Olympic sized swimming pool! To cool down after those heated badminton battles. Hit the switch again, and a giant trampoline is revealed. For this one, trampoline material would also cover the walls and ceiling so that you could bounce in any direction. Hit the switch one last time, and a super comfy home movie theatre comes around. Every chair would be a Lazy Boy recliner. A giant screen would roll down from the ceiling, and the surround sound would be world-class.

 

Hud's Dream Home will also have a tree house. Where I can have Hud Time.

Currently listening:
Rocks
By Aerosmith
Release date: 07 September, 1993
Sunday, January 07, 2007 

Current mood:  horny

I swallowed one of my contact lenses last night. Not on purpose, mind you. I was taking them out to put on my glasses, and I didn't notice it was still stuck to my finger while I was eating a toaster strudel. I wish I could spin this so it would work out in my benefit. It'd be cool if I could see myself from the inside as my contact travels along my digestive tract. I'd witness the inner workings of my anatomy in a way leading scientists never thought possible.

Currently watching:
Weeds - Season One
Release date: 11 July, 2006
Tuesday, November 07, 2006 

Current mood:  horny

I was assisting an editor today at my internship, and he was working on a story about some psycho working at a nursing home who'd been pulling out the old people's teeth at night. He was giving them some extra pills that zonked them out, then going in with the pliers. They got footage of some toothless old fellow trying to gum his way through a French dip sandwich. The editor was laughing his ass off until I told him the geezer was my grandfather. Then he felt really bad. It wasn't really Gramps, though he does enjoy a good French dip.

Currently watching:
Thundercats - Season One, Volume One
Release date: 09 August, 2005