Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 32
Sign: Gemini
City: Deerfield
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/24/2007
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Sunday, February 15, 2009
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Here's a list of survival-related things I carry on me, every day (revised 02-14-09):- High-quality liner-lock folding pocketknife with pocket clip, serrations, and easy one-hand opening. This is a very sturdy knife, honed to a razor-sharp edge (I can literally shave with it), that I keep clipped to my pocket. I can draw and open this knife in 1 second.
- Leatherman Kick multitool, featuring pliers, knife, screwdrivers, can opener, ruler edges, and wire cutters/strippers in a leather belt-pouch.
- StrapLite flashlight holder and a Mini Maglite 2-AA flashlight. Strapped to my belt, I can turn it on and have hands-free light, or quickly draw it for use. I modified my everyday Maglite to use a bright LED bulb array that can be used continuously for 10+ hours on two AA batteries, and a switch at the bottom for one-handed operation. If I need to, I can switch with any of my other Mini Maglites (I have 4 or 5). I can also easily attach the StrapLite to a bike, tool, or even a headband for additional hand-free usage.
- Bright LED keychain flashlight. It's small, efficient, and handy to use. It's bright enough to see what I'm doing, or to signal. My keys are all silenced, so they don't make noise.
- Maglite Solitaire keychain flashlight. It's also small, but has an adjustable spot or can be used like a candle to light a larger area. I almost never use it, but it's so small, I carry it around just in case.
- Wallet with chain. I reinforced the grommet on the wallet and replaced the weaker j-hook with a stronger split keyring, to attach the wallet to the chain. The chain makes it difficult for would-be pickpockets to lift, and ensures I never leave it. I keep my IDs and certification in my wallet, as well as first aid cards and a list of local and federal emergency numbers.
- Kyocera TNT (S2400) phone, with Virgin Mobile pay-as-you-go service. It's a no frills phone that's very dependable (good battery life, good signal, solid phone), with an equally no-frills service that's fairly reliable (digital/analog quad-band with emergency 911/112/999 GPS). Service only costs me $20 every 3 months. On it, I have stored numbers to just about every police and fire department in northeastern Illinois, and several notable federal agencies.
- Military dogtags pinned to the inside of each of my boots, with emergency information, for worst-case scenarios. I also have "in case of emergency" info in my wallet, and on my phone.
- I also have several spare safety pins connected to my boot liner, a few feet of paracord wound up in my back pocket, and two feet of duct tape wrapped around my flashlight in case I ever need them. They've come in handy numerous times.
In my car:- A small all-purpose survival pack (large liner-lock knife with serrated blade, foldable mini shovel, rain gear, 2 space blankets, 1 large HeatSheets emergency blanket, lighters, magnesium & flint fire starter, easy-to-light fire sticks, 6 candles, waterproof/windproof matches, compass, signal mirror, 5x Fresnel magnifier card, 120dB whistles, sewing kit, fishing kit, paperclips, assorted safety pins, water purification tablets, emergency food tablets, emergency towels, duct tape, paracord, dynamo-rechargeable LED mini-flashlight, mini carabiners, 1 heavy-duty carabiner, first aid cards, basic first aid supplies, thick wool socks, Ziplock bags, and PVC tubing). This is supplemental to my full bug-out bag that I keep in my room. Someday, if I have two hours, I'll list everything in there.
- Pharos Drive GPS 150 3.5" backlit color screen turn-by-turn text-to-voice GPS device. It's a very nice no-frills GPS unit with all the most necessary features, without any fluff. It has a good battery life, very accurate, easy interface, and has gotten clear signals in some of the worst fog I've driven in, in years. It's portable, so I can carry it around on foot, as well. I've programmed in a bunch of waypoints, landmarks, and routes that I feel are important.
 - Knives, knives and more knives! I have a Tactical Warrior knifesurvival knife with slingshot (shown to the left), and several small daggers hidden in my trunk, under my hood, in the undercarriage, under the hood, and elsewhere. There's also a nice 440 steel tanto in the trunk, which is good for defense or even splitting logs. They were only $2 each, so why not? hanging from my rearview mirror (the sheath also has a rescue whistle), a fully-loaded
- Camp axe, with a hammer back. Never head into the woods without one.
- Collapsible steel self-defense baton. This sucker HURTS, and can be used to smash out a window in an emergency.
- Large steel landscaping spike, with duct-tape handle, attached to the driver-side door. It also makes a good emergency escape tool, or a baton.
- Safety seatbelt cutter on my passenger-side visor.
- I keep inexpensive 10x25 binoculars, on a lanyard, in my car. I also have an inexpensive 4x20 rifle scope and a nicer 16x32 set of binoculars that I can grab from my pack, and stash in my car if needed.
- Several bottles of water.
- Good quality 10-person first aid kid, emergency triage field kit, detailed first aid manual and basic National Audubon Society survival guide with North American edible plant guide.
- Two US road atlases (one 2008 Rand McNally, and one 2009 AAA), assorted Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and other Great Lakes maps. I have Canadian maps (Ontario and Manitoba), a map of Mexico, local topographical maps, maps to my friend's family bomb shelter, a folder of local Google Maps and several maps I made of local stores.
- 2 fire extinguishers - One small 1-A:5-B:C automotive extinguisher that's in my trunk, that's easy to quickly access, and a larger all-purpose 1-A:10-B:C extinguisher that's strapped further back in the trunk.
- Rechargeable automobile jump-starter with with 12V plug and work light. I use a bike combo-lock to attach it to the frame of my car.
- A good two-stroke hand pump for tires, with pressure gauge.
- Heavy-duty down-filled winter vest, spare Army surplus jacket with liner, one or two heavy hooded sweatshirt (wool and cotton), several pairs of stretchy gloves, two pairs of winter gloves, two winter caps, and a face mask (supplemental to the warm clothes I'll wear in the winter).
- Two pairs of UV blocking sunglasses, and a pair of blue-blocking shooting/utility glasses (particularly useful at night when out in the snow).
- Surplus army wool blanket, and a small tarp (combined with HeatSheets space blankets and warm clothes, allow for survival in the car or a windproof shelter in weather as low as -30°F).
 - Lots of rope. 50' of all-purpose braided ½ diameter nylon rope. Three 10' hanks of all-purpose heavier-duty twisted polypropylene rope. Two 50' hanks of 3/16" diameter paracord. I also have a package of assorted bungee tie-downs, and light-load carabiners. I even have a card with knots on them, because I honestly forget more advanced knots.
- Automotive maintenance kit which includes a can of Fix-a-Flat, spray defroster/deicer (which also makes a good fire-starter), a radiator patch kit, a small bottle of crushed rock salt and limestone pebbles for traction, two squeegees, two small ice-scrapers, one large scraper with brush, a collapsible snow shovel, spare tire nuts, adjustable wrenches, socket wrench set, tape measure, Allen wrench set, vice-grip pliers, assorted screwdrivers, backup winter driver-side wiper blade, WD40, a hacksaw, water-carrying bags, assorted O-clamps, assorted fuses, 12 gauge wire, assorted nylon fasteners, assorted nylon tie-downs, 12v adjustable flood/spot light, car jack, tire iron and spare tire.
- Lots and lots of tape. 60 yard roll of 3" wide waterproof duct tape. 30 yard roll of 3" heavy-duty high-temperature waterproof "100 MPH" duct tape. 100 yard roll of 1.5" wide black gaffers tape. A roll of bright-orange electrical tape. A small roll of clear packaging tape.
- A clipboard with notepad, blank envelopes, and two pens. I also have two small notepads in the glovebox, a small Post-It notepad, several reliable pens, and two good old-fashioned pencils.
- Accident investigation sheets, with info form & illustrations, insurance policy info, a tear-off slip for other parties. I also keep a copy of Secretary of State's Rules of the Road manual, and a simple water-resistant digital camera with flash (uses batteries from my flashlight) to document accidents.
- A spare deactivated digital/analog tri-band cellphone with really good modular antenna, a new fully-charged 3rd party battery, a car-charger (same one for my phone), and a small adapter that lets you power the phone with AA batteries (which I use for my flashlight). By federal mandate, all modern cellular phones - even without a SIM card or service plan - can dial 911/999 for emergencies.
- Universal 12v power adapter kit that plugs into my lighter, and has assorted plugs for cellphones and other DC-powered or rechargeable devices.
- Dynamo crank / 12 V DC / AC / rechargeable LED flashlight with AM/FM/WB radio, siren, and optional AA battery power.
- Michelin Hydroedge tires, which are among the best tires available for my Ford Escort. They have saved my life numerous times, driving the gauntlet known as Deerfield and Highland Park.
- Photocopies of the warranties and service perks for my high-end winter tires, exhaust system, brakes, shoes, belts, alternator, and other auto parts/work.
- VIN etched on several other hidden locations on the car.
- I have some assorted personal amenities and sundries including two compact and one large golf umbrella, towels, paper towels, tissues, antibacterial hand-wipes, gum, floss, Febreeze fabric refresher spray, ear plugs, sunglasses, sunscreen, insect repellent, plastic shopping bags, garbage bags, a mylar cooler-bag, and other odds-n-ends.
So, pretty much everywhere I go, I'm well-prepared for all types of situations and emergencies. Although it seems like a lot, it's actually all pretty conveniently packed up and doesn't take much space (I can still seat 4 passengers and still have 1/2 of trunk space left). People who know me might occasionally joke me about being paranoid, right up until they need something - and I happen to have it.
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Monday, December 29, 2008
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 As a long time fan of Frank Mir, watching UFC 92, it certainly was nice to see Frank Mir be the first to stop Nogueira in a fight, and become the Interim UFC Heavyweight Champion (to face Brock Lesnar in a title-unification bout)... But, even if he had lost, I would have been pleased just to see Frank back in top fighting form! Here's a guy born into a martial arts family, similar in size and build as myself in competitive shape, who's really well versed in all aspects of MMA and a stunningly fast learner. S'why I've been a big fan of Frank Mir, since his surprise 1st round submission victory against then-4th degree BJJ black belt (as well as ADCC & 2 time World Jiu Jitsu champ) Roberto Traven, at his UFC debut, when he was still was still a purple belt. His sick submission of Pete Williams and good showing against Ian Freeman (who won with the help of an illegal kick to the head while on the ground) really solidified him as a potential MMA superstar. Mir killed Tank Abbott's hype (even though his position in the top ranks was already rolling downhill) with a heel hook in under a minute. Mir had two matches with Wes Sims, with Frank winning the rematch in a very dominating fashion, and got a shot at the then-undefeated giant, Tim Sylvia, for the UFC Heavyweight Championship. Even the newest of MMA fans should know what happened, as it's one of the most popular UFC highlight clips, with Frank Mir snapping Sylvia's arm and taking the belt... And then came the devastating motorcycle accident.
If you read the reports, and check out the trauma Frank suffered, it'll really make you cringe. His femur was snapped in two places, and all his ligaments and muscles were mangled. Doctors figured he would walk with a limp for the rest of his life. Most athletes' would kiss their career goodbye, after a mess like that. Honestly, I thought Frank was done as a fighter, after that. Frank had to vacate his UFC Heavyweight Title, and rehabbed for over a year. Although Mir was able to return to MMA, he seemed like a whole different fighter against Dan Christenson and Brandon Vera. He wasn't bad, but it really wasn't the same Frank Mir that was storming up the division ranking. Submitting Antoni Hardonk and a VERY green Brock Lesnar was at least a ray of hope, and seeing his physical shape improve over time - even during the few weeks he was coaching TUF - I was both excited and nervous with his upcoming match against the legendary Nogueira. I mean, sh-t, we're talking about Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira! Nogueira is seemingly-unstoppable, pushing Fedor to decision twice, and survived wars against Ricco, Cro-Cop, Hendo, Herring and Barnett. He's shrugged off shots that would have knocked down most any other fighter in the world. Big Nog can beat - even cripple - the best of the best on the ground or even standing up. A win over Minotauro, especially for the interim belt, would be huge, but it would really derail Mir's fighting career if Nogueira destroyed him...  Well, after tonight, I can breathe a little easier. It looks like we're seeing a new-and-improved Frank Mir. He looked really good on his feet, was said to be in excellent physical condition, and 100% confident and composed during the entire match. As I said, win lose or draw, it's fantastic to see Mir back in top-competitive form... Though, Frank Mir winning, and making history by being the first to stop Big Nog in a fight, is friggin' awesome. It'll be interesting to see how he's going to contend with a much MUCH-improved Brock Lesnar, who beat Randy Couture after his initial loss to Frank. No matter the result, I'm also looking forward to other Frank Mir match-ups against the likes of Junior dos Santos, Randy Couture, Gabe Gonzaga, Werdum, a rematch with Vera, Shane Carwin, or some of the newer guys Dana White has been trying to sign. And, there's always the very-remote possibility Dana White signs Fedor, Barnett, or Arona.
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Saturday, February 09, 2008
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(cross-posted from my LJ post a few days back)
For nearly a decade, child rapists and pornographers Aztram (a.k.a. Harold Spurling) and The Night Raven (a.k.a. Jeffrey Brisson), both of Connecticut, have escaped justice for their perverse misdeeds under the anonymity of the internet. Both very active and outspoken members of the pedophile and boy love communities, they both worked hard to keep their identities a secret.
On January 1st, 2008, both Spurling and Brisson were arrested by New Britain, CT, police. As police moved in to make the arrest, the suspects barred entrance to their apartment while they attempted to encrypt the content of their hard drives and hide or destroy evidence. Police forced their way in, and were able to stop the encryption process. At the scene, Police discovered a 3 month old girl, which had been the subject of several videos containing both suspects allegedly raping the child - one of which having been filmed that very day. The apartment was filthy with rotting food, urine, feces and garbage all over the floors.
Their arrests were the direct result of the efforts of Perverted-Justice.com volunteers, and their WikiSposure Project, who spotlighted and helped identify the suspects. This windfall comes hot on the heels of the PeeJ-involved arrest of notorious child pornography distributor, who bragged about being a Boy Scout Troop Leader, Wolfman (a.k.a. Remsen McGinnis Benedict) - who now faces federal charges.
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Thursday, January 03, 2008
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Current mood:  angry
I'm starting to crack under all the pressure of my various work projects (including a 10 minute TV infomercial, a 3 minute TV commercial, a 4.25 minute web video, two webpage designs from scratch, redesigning a webpage from some lousy Dreamweaver abomination, updating two other pages, 4 print ads of various sizes, and my usual IT and customer care duties), computer problems, sporadic bouts of insomnia, adjusting my investment portfolio, preparing for the Ohayocon road trip, and the constant reminder that douchebags seem to thrive in the anime convention community. Really, it's not even that much more stress than usual, but I suppose I'm also a little more worked up because I've been doing more bodyweight exercises (since it's suicide to run around when it's slushy outside, and people are rolling their SUVs left and right). Maybe I've got more testosterone in my blood, or perhaps the seasons are starting to having an effect on me.
EDIT (08:23 PM 1/2/2008):Oh, I'm probably also a mix of mad, perplexed, and jealous that most assclowns seem to have no problems finding other assclowns to form their circlejkerks, but in the last 8 months I haven't been able to make more than 3 new friends online, or in person. I'm a pretty friendly and nice dude, when on a new forum (virtual or physical). I'm polite, helpful, and try not to seem overbearing. Yet, despite all my efforts, I go largely ignored.
Video games, anime / manga, fishing, gardening, camping, pets, geocaching, academics, firearms, martial arts...
No matter the topic, in groups spanning 16 and 60 years of age, it seems I'm always at odds with everyone, even when I'm in complete agreeance. I know I sometimes come across as a little pretentious, because of my education and formal typing. But - statistically speaking - 1 in 4 people should have IQs within 5 ~ 10 points of me, and yet I never seem to meet these people. Among all, but my closest friends (all 6 or 7 of them who are really just 's friends), I always feel like the only adult chaperone to a parade of penis-shaking morons.
Even at 4 different matching sites (Match.com, eHarmony.com, Chemistry.com, and Yahoo! Personals), I'm not compatible with anybody in a 300 mile radius, beyond a superficial 38% personality match. WTF? Hell, a block of wood could probably score better than 40% on most sites.
eHarmony's multifaceted personality profile indicated I'm exceptionally agreeable, open-minded, emotionally stable, conscientious, fun and intelligent - above and beyond the norm. That's cool, right? Apparently, that actually -hurts- my score, and they even intimated that maybe I was lying on my profile. Dicks! I found if I answered questions to make myself seem more bigoted, and misspelled a few "match words," I actually scored better. That's some bullshit, right there, buddy.
The only interest generated on any of my profiles (besides obvious mugu-scammers trying to"rescue their family in Nigeria" or sell me something) was based purely on my physical appearance and photo. That's bullshit! I don't wanna be anyone's "pretty" friend, and I guess I'm not a big enough of an asshole, racist enough, or r-tard'd enough to fit in.
I figure, as I get older, that's only gonna get worse. Or, maybe not. I have noticed that most dumbasses, after being burned enough times by friends who turn out to be Grade-A dickholes, realize later in life they probably would have been better off hanging with someone who can land an airplane, diffuse a bomb, snap a terrorist's neck, survive a zombie invasion in style, or do my own taxes. Bah... Fuck 'em. I'll have the last laugh, when the poop hits the fan.
As well - Fuck you, eHarmony. Fuck you, Match.com. Fuck you, Chemistry.com. Fuck you, Yahoo! Personals. At least my old pal Google still likes me!
End Edit
I should still be in a pretty good mood for Ohayocon, this weekend, since I get to spend some more time with friends and less time worrying about work. The Hyatt Regency Columbus' staircase is steel, which is easier on my knees to run up and down, so I'll probably get a good workout. There's a Max & Erma's nearby, too. They've got good food, which always perks me up. Anyone I know who's going to be there, feel free to say "hi" and all... But anyone with a problem with me would be best advised to leave me alone. I'm SO not in the mood to tolerate anyone's bullshit, this weekend, and watching Wanderlei vs. Chuck at UFC 79 got me working on my Muay Thai clinch and takedowns, savvy?
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Wednesday, August 08, 2007
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...sucks. I've been so busy with work and condo related odds-and-ends, that I've really let my kicks go down the toilet.
We had to break down a whole bunch of industrial packing materials before the recylcing crew would acecpt it. Me and one of the warehouse kids (we got some local college kids working during their break) decided to have some fun with it, and kick the bejezus out of the stuff. While I still have some power behind my mid and high kicks, I'm soooooo damn slow compared to when I was in High School and College. Like, shit, super-slow Wilford Brimley would have no problem dodging our countering, and then mercilessly beating me to death with his superhuman strength or roasting me with his fire breath.
I seriously have to get back into some kind of legit exercise regimen. I'm content not having any real muscle definition (I don't have to impress anyone, and I get way less crap from people when I look more mundane), but it's kinda sad how my kicks are now slow-motion.
At least I can still elbow and knee the everloving shit out of just about most people with beginner to intermediate skill. Yeah, it's cheap having such a reach and size advantage over most people, but I wasn't gifted with a whole lot else, so it kind of evens out in the grand scheme o' things.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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Here's a list of survival-related things I carry on me, every day:- High-quality liner-lock folding pocketknife with pocket clip, serrations, and easy one-hand opening. This is a very sturdy knife, honed to a razor-sharp edge (I can literally shave with it), that I keep clipped to my pocket. I can draw and open this knife in 1 second.
- Leatherman Kick multitool, featuring pliers, knife, screwdrivers, can opener, ruler edges, and wire cutters/strippers in a leather belt-pouch.
- StrapLite flashlight holder and a Mini Maglite 2-AA flashlight. Strapped to my belt, I can turn it on and have hands-free light, or quickly draw it for use. I modified my everyday Maglite to use a bright LED bulb array that can be used continuously for 10+ hours on two AA batteries, and a switch at the bottom for one-handed operation. If I need to, I can switch with any of my other Mini Maglites (I have 4 or 5). I can also easily attach the StrapLite to a bike, tool, or even a headband for additional hand-free usage.
- Bright LED keychain flashlight. It's small, efficient, and handy to use. It's bright enough to see what I'm doing, or to signal. My keys are all silenced, so they don't make noise.
- Maglite Solitaire keychain flashlight. It's also small, but has an adjustable spot or can be used like a candle to light a larger area. I almost never use it, but it's so small, I carry it around just in case.
- Wallet with chain. I reinforced the grommet on the wallet and replaced used a stronger split keyring to attach the wallet to the chain. The chain makes it difficult for would-be pickpockets to lift, and ensures I never leave it. I keep my IDs and certification in my wallet, as well as first aid cards and a list of local and federal emergency numbers.
- Kyocera K10 phone, with Virgin Mobile pay-as-you-go service. It's a no frills phone that's very dependable (good battery life, good signal, solid phone), with an equally no-frills service that's fairly reliable (digital/analog quad-band with emergency 911/112/999 GPS). Service only costs me $20 every 3 months. On it, I have stored numbers to just about every police and fire department in northeastern Illinois, and several notable federal agencies. It even has a flashlight on it.
- Military dogtags pinned to the inside of each of my boots, with emergency information, for worst-case scenarios. I also have "in case of emergency" info in my wallet, and on my phone.
- I also have several spare safety pins connected to my boot liner, a few feet of paracord wound up in my back pocket, and two feet of duct tape wrapped around my flashlight in case I ever need them. They've come in handy numerous times.
In my car:- A small all-purpose survival pack (large liner-lock knife with serrated blade, foldable mini shovel, rain gear, 3 space blankets, lighters, magnesium & flint fire starter, easy-to-light fire sticks, 6 candles, waterproof/windproof matches, compass, signal mirror, 120dB whistles, sewing kit, fishing kit, paperclips, assorted safety pins, water purification tablets, emergency food tablets, emergency towels, duct tape, paracord, dynamo-rechargeable LED mini-flashlight, mini carabiners, 1 heavy-duty carabiner, first aid cards, basic first aid supplies, thick wool socks, ziplock bags, and PVC tubing). This is supplemental to my full bug-out bag that I keep in my room. Someday, if I have two hours, I'll list everything in there.
 - Knives, knives and more knives! I have a Tactical Warrior knife hanging from my rearview mirror (the sheath also has a rescue whistle), a fully-loaded survival knife with slingshot (shown to the left), and several small daggers hidden in my trunk, under my hood, in the undercarriage, under the hood, and elsewhere. They were only $2 each, so why not?
- Large steel landscaping spike, with duct-tape handle, attached to the driver-side door. It makes a good emergency escape tool, or a baton.
- Safety seatbelt cutter on my passenger-side visor.
- Several bottles of water.
- Good quality 10-person first aid kid, emergency triage field kit, detailed first aid manual and basic National Audubon Society survival guide with North American edible plant guide.
- Two 2007 US road atlases (one Rand McNally, and one AAA), assorted Illinois and Great Lakes maps, Canadian maps (Ontario and Manitoba), a map of Mexico, local topographical maps, maps to my friend's family bomb shelter, a folder of local Google Maps and several maps I made of local stores.
- Auto fire extinguisher.
- Rechargeable automobile jump-starter with with 12V plug and work light. I use a bike combo-lock to attach it to the frame of my car.
- Heavy-duty down-filled winter vest, and spare Vietnam War surplus jacket (supplemental to the warm clothes I'll wear in the winter).
- Surplus army wool blanket, and a small tarp (combined with space blankets and warm clothes, allow for survival in the car or a windproof shelter in weather as low as -30°F).
 - Lots of rope. 50' of all-purpose braided ½ diameter nylon rope. Three 10' hanks of all-purpose heavier-duty twisted polypropylene rope. Two 50' hanks of 3/16" diameter polycord. I also have a package of assorted bungee tie-downs, and light-load carabiners. I even have a card with knots on them, because I honestly forget more advanced knots.
- Automotive maintenance kit which includes a two cans of Fix-a-Flat, spray defroster/deicer, a radiator patch kit, a small bag of crushed limestone pebbles for traction, two squeegees, two small ice-scrapers, one large scraper with brush, a collapsible snow shovel, spare tire nuts, adjustable wrenches, socket wrench set, tape measure, Allen wrench set, vice-grip pliers, assorted screwdrivers, backup winter driver-side wiper blade, WD40, a hacksaw, water-carrying bags, assorted O-clamps, assorted fuses, 12 gauge wire, assorted nylon fasteners, assorted nylon tie-downs, 12v adjustable flood/spot light, car jack, tire iron and spare tire.
- Lots and lots of tape. 60 yard roll of 3" wide waterproof duct tape. 30 yard roll of 3" heavy-duty high-temperature waterproof "100 MPH" duct tape. 100 yard roll of 3" wide black gaffers tape. A small roll of clear packaging tape.
- A clipboard with notepad, blank envelopes, and two pens. I also have two small notepads in the glovebox, a small Post-It notepad, several reliable pens, and two good old-fashioned pencils.
- Accident investigation sheets, with info form & illustrations, insurance policy info, a tear-off slip for other parties. I also keep a copy of Secretary of State's Rules of the Road manual, and a simple water-resistant digital camera with flash (uses batteries from my flashlight) to document accidents.
- A spare deactivated digital/analog tri-band cellphone with really good modular antenna, a new fully-charged 3rd party battery, a car-charger (same one for my phone), and a small adapter that lets you power the phone with AA batteries (which I use for my flashlight). By federal mandate, all modern cellular phones - even without a SIM card or service plan - can dial 911/999 for emergencies.
- Universal 12v power kit that plugs into my lighter, and has assorted plugs for cellphones and other DC-powered or rechargeable devices.
- Solar / dynamo crank / 12 V DC / AC / rechargeable flashlight with AM/FM radio, siren, and optional AA battery power.
- Michelin Hydroedge tires, which are among the best tires available for my Ford Escort. They have saved my life numerous times, driving the gauntlet known as Deerfield and Highland Park.
- Photocopies of the warranties and service perks for my high-end winter tires, exhaust system, brakes, shoes, belts, alternator, and other auto parts/work.
- VIN etched on several other hidden locations on the car.
- I have some assorted personal amenities and sundries including two compact and one large golf umbrella, towels, paper towels, tissues, antibacterial hand-wipes, gum, floss, Febreeze fabric refresher spray, ear plugs, plastic shopping bags, garbage bags, a mylar cooler-bag, and other odds-n-ends.
So, pretty much everywhere I go, I'm well-prepared for all types of situations and emergencies. Although it seems like a lot, it's actually all pretty conveniently packed up and doesn't take much space (I can still seat 4 passengers and still have 3/4 of trunk space left). People who know me might occasionally joke me about being paranoid, right up until they need something - and I happen to have it.
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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Category: Web, HTML, Tech
..> Windows Task Scheduler Thank Goodness For Automation! | ..> My real estate partner was up early this morning, getting prepped for another open house, and took a look at the server which was running a scheduled spyware / adware scan. He wanted to know how to pull it off, because when he configured the award-winning Spybot Search & Destroy, he never saw a scheduling option. Well, there isn't a scheduling option, but Spybot S&D can be executed from command prompt. Any application that can be launched this way, can easily be configured to run using the often-neglected "Scheduled Tasks" feature in almost every version of Windows.
While folder locations may vary from system to system, most people can simply create a new task, and copy and paste my string to the appropriate fields.
RUN: "C:..Program Files..Spybot - Search & Destroy..SpybotSD.exe" /autoupdate /autoimmunize /minimized /autocheck /autofix /onlyspyware
START IN: "C:..Program Files..Spybot - Search & Destroy"
You can then customize it to run whenever you want. You can add or remove parameters (the things after the quote in the RUN field), to further augment your scan. Here are the useful parameters: /minimized - Starts the window minimized. /autoupdate - Does an update after starting the program. /autocheck - Starts scanning immediately. /autofix - Fixes problems after scan. /autoclose - Closes program after it has scanned or updated. /autoimmunize - Runs the immunization at program start. /onlyspyware - Fixes only spyware (red) entries with /autofix, leaving all usage tracks as they are.
..> Similarly, you can set up scheduled scans with my antivirus of choice, Avast Antivirus, using the command line: "C:..Program Files..Alwil Software..Avast4..ashQuick.exe" c: d: e: (add on any drives you want to scan). | ..>
..> I also use WinRAR's command line option to do nightly compressed backups, triple-encrypt the archive, generate PAR2 parity files (I can recover files, even if up to 9% of the archive was damaged), and upload them to our offsite server automatically during the night. What's great is I can even control system priority. Stiff runs high-priority at night, and low-priority during work hours so it doesn't slow down our network apps and file-sharing. | ..> Note - Please ignore the brackets and dots. MySpace's editor-for-retards doesn't seem to like genuine compliant HTML. I guess that would just make too much damn sense for MySpace to support HTML. Dicks.
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Monday, July 23, 2007
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Some smart-mouthed little bitches were suggesting the photos in my profile aren't me. So, I finally got some new photos, and I might be choking out two punkass at the next Acen, if I find them. Ahh... I Feel good, now!
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Sunday, July 22, 2007
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Category: Blogging
Watching back-to-back episodes of Man vs. Wild, featuring Bear Grylls surviving in extreme conditions, and the upcoming new season of Les Stroud's Survivorman I thought I'd share a few survival training tidbits from my childhood.The grossest things I've eaten – Without doubt, jumbo beetle larvae was the worst. They didn't taste bad, or anything (tasted like paper), but they are a mushy explosion when you chew them. Grubs, worms and larvae are all good survival food, but just so unappetizing. If I can help it, I much prefer crunchy bugs like crickets, cicada, spiders and so-on.Best tasting food I've foraged – Boiled blackberry and raspberry mush, with raspberry leaf / pine needle / dandelion root tea. Pretty good, and actually gave me a decent buzz. Mint tea and tea of rose hips are also pretty good. Rabbit starts out a little strange, but grows on you quickly.Dumbest mistake I've made – I built a fire just a wee too close to a half dome shelter I made, and the roof started to smolder. Our field guide knew it was going to happen, too, and laughed himself sick as I rushed to pull the top off.Creepiest crawlie – I found a huge millipede, easily 16" long, in one of my shelters. I didn't see the thing right away, but I sure could smell it. It sure was fugly, after finding it.Funniest campfire moment – A very drunk Larry decided to light his leg-hair on fire, just for the hell of it, and it actually burst into a small fireball.
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Monday, July 02, 2007
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Category: Web, HTML, Tech
So, I've been doing some updates to the webpage of my main client (Great Ideas Inc.), mostly just lipstick stuff. I do all my design in Notepad, using plain ol' HTML. That's pretty nerdy.
As I was wrapping up, it occurred to me I was assigning HEX colors to copy from memory. Hexidecimal is second nature to me, and I've memorized most common RGB combinations. Hmm... Nerdier, still.
It then occurred to me I was belting out special characters like ©, ®, ™, •, ?, ?, and even the good ol ¢ symbol without reference. I can remember them by numeric character reference or named character entity reference from the DOS days of ANSI.
I have to admit, I'm actually kind of impressed with myself that HTML has become second nature to me. Yeah, I won't be winning any awards on coolness, ever, but I don't need to freakin' impress anyone. What's important is that I can render Trecon5vTA2(L÷12)3in any bloomin' color I want, without even pausing.
...can't solve it. I'm not Matt Damon smart. But I sure can type it out all pretty looking. Yay, me!
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