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Sunday, November 22, 2009 


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In this installment of the hot-button debate show "Master Debaters," Marijuana and Methamphetamine go head to head in a battle royal for your consciousness.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 
100 Things Your Kids May Never Know About
There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week’s 40th anniversary of the moon landing for one. But Moore’s Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down the line to the next generation of geeks.
That is, of course, unless we tell them all about the good old days of modems and typewriters, slide rules and encyclopedias …
Photo Credit: makelessnoise via flickrPhoto credit: makelessnoise via flickr
Audio-Visual Entertainment
    Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.
    Super-8 movies and cine film of all kinds.
    Playing music on an audio tape using a personal stereo. See what happens when you give a Walkman to todays teenager.
    The number of TV channels being a single digit. I remember it being a massive event when Britain got its fourth channel.
    Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.
    Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.
    High-speed dubbing.
    8-track cartridges.
    Vinyl records. Even today’s DJs are going laptop or CD.
    Betamax tapes.
    MiniDisc.
    Laserdisc: the LP of DVD.
    Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations. (Digital tuners + HD radio bork this concept.)
    Shortwave radio.
    3-D movies meaning red-and-green glasses.
    Watching TV when the networks say you should. Tivo and Sky+ are slowing killing this one.
    That there was a time before ‘reality TV.’
    <i>Photo credit: smin via flickr</i>Photo credit: smin via flickr
    Computers and Videogaming
    Wires. OK, so they’re not gone yet, but it won’t be long
    The scream of a modem connecting.
    The buzz of a dot-matrix printer
    5- and 3-inch floppies, Zip Discs and countless other forms of data storage.
    Using jumpers to set IRQs.
    DOS.
    Terminals accessing the mainframe.
    Screens being just green (or orange) on black.
    Tweaking the volume setting on your tape deck to get a computer game to load, and waiting ages for it to actually do it.
    Daisy chaining your SCSI devices and making sure they’ve all got a different ID.
    Counting in kilobytes.
    Wondering if you can afford to buy a RAM upgrade.
    Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it’ll load this time.
    Turning a PlayStation on its end to try and get a game to load.
    Joysticks.
    Having to delete something to make room on your hard drive.
    Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.
    Recording a song in a studio.
    Photo credit: ghbrett via flickrPhoto credit: ghbrett via flickr
    The Internet
    Finding out information from an encyclopedia.
    Using a road atlas to get from A to B.
    Doing bank business only when the bank is open.
    Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
    Phone books and Yellow Pages.
    Newspapers and magazines made from dead trees.
    Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.
    Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.
    Not knowing exactly what all of your friends are doing and thinking at every moment.
    Carrying on a correspondence with real letters, especially the handwritten kind.
    Archie searches.
    Gopher searches.
    Concatenating and UUDecoding binaries from Usenet.
    Privacy.
    The fact that words generally don’t have num8er5 in them.
    Correct spelling of phrases, rather than TLAs.
    Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.
    The time before botnets/security vulnerabilities due to always-on and always-connected PCs
    The time before PC networks.
    When Spam was just a meat product — or even a Monty Python sketch.
    Photo credit: Chris Devers via flickrPhoto credit: Chris Devers via flickr
    Gadgets
    Putting film in your camera: 35mm may have some life still, but what about APS or disk?
    Sending that film away to be processed.
    Having physical prints of photographs come back to you.
    CB radios.
    Getting lost. With GPS coming to more and more phones, your location is only a click away.
    Rotary-dial telephones.
    Answering machines.
    Using a stick to point at information on a wallchart
    Pay phones.
    Phones with actual bells in them.
    Fax machines.
    Vacuum cleaners with bags in them.
    Photo credit: ansik via flickrPhoto credit: ansik via flickr
    Everything Else
    Taking turns picking a radio station, or selecting a tape, foreveryone to listen to during a long drive.
    Remembering someone’s phone number.
    Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
    Actually going down to a Blockbuster store to rent a movie.
    Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.
    LEGO just being square blocks of various sizes, with the odd wheel, window or door.
    Waiting for the television-network premiere to watch a movie after its run at the theater.
    Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.
    Neat handwriting.
    The days before the nanny state.
    Starbuck being a man.
    Han shoots first.
    “Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.” But they’ve already seen episode III, so it’s no big surprise.
    Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.
    Trig tables and log tables.
    “Don’t know what a slide rule is for …”
    Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
    Swimming pools with diving boards.
    Hershey bars in silver wrappers.
    Sliding the paper outer wrapper off a Kit-Kat, placing it on the palm of your hand and clapping to make it bang loudly. Then sliding your finger down the silver foil of break off the first finger
    A Marathon bar (what a Snickers used to be called in Britain).
    Having to manually unlock a car door.
    Writing a check.
    Looking out the window during a long drive.
    Roller skates, as opposed to blades.
    Cash.
    Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the internet.
    Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.
    Omni Magazine
    A physical dictionary — either for spelling or definitions.
    When a ‘geek’ and a ‘nerd’ were one and the same.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009 

Dropping a healthy deuce when you have flawless surroundings is one of the greatest feelings in the world.  These surroundings are rated on a comfort scale which covers everything from bathroom size, room temp, and level of privacy.  A perfect 10 dump would ideally be a large bathroom with heated floors, an excellent game to play via PSP or DS, and zero noises from other areas (ie: screaming kids, barking dogs etc)

fancy_bathroom

Unfortunately we don’t live in a perfect world, so finding a perfect 10 unloading zone isn’t always the easiest thing to do.  We’re going to go ahead and count off some of the worst places where you’ve dropped the kids off at the pool.

Girlfriend’s Place (High school) - Meeting your GF’s parents for the first time is a terrifying experience.  As you answer Daddy’s questions to the best of your ability, you begin to feel a rumble in your stomach from Mom’s not so tasty lasagna.

eating-dinner

You: “Sir, could you tell me where the restroom is” (please don’t say first door on the left)

GF’s Dad: “First door on the left.  Don’t worry about closing it all the way, the door is warped from the shower steam and won’t completely shut.”

Lovely, you proceed to projectile BM digested Italian food, in a bathroom where the door didn’t shut.  20 feet away, you notice that your hosts have stopped talking.  Your night takes a turn from bad to worse in one lift of a cheek.

Camping Trip (5th Grade) - At some point it is inevitable that you’ll be pinching a loaf in the woods.  Sadly, many of us become scarred at a young age.  Around 11pm when everyone has zipped up their tents, and the glow from the fire is almost non-existent, you begin to feel those baked beans make a bolt for the exit.  Frantically you grab a flash light and head in the direction where the camp counselors told everyone to shit if they had to.  Hearing the sounds from an eerie dark forest is mortifying for any 5th grader.  Your drop your shorts behind a dead tree and start to push as fast as possible.  This is when you notice that you forgot two things.

The hand shovel to dig a hole.

TP

Doing the best you can, you forage for some leaves and begin the not so sanitary clean up process.  For the next day, and the entire hike back to the bus you will feel the wrath of an itchy cornhole.

scouts-camping

Filthy Gas Station (Road Trip) - The worst part of any road trip is the part where you have to get gas at those filthy truck stops.  Even after putting an inch of TP on the seat, you won’t be able to fully relax for the evacuation process.  After admiring some of smut scribbled on the walls, you notice a small hole.  It then dawns on you - Blow jobs have been performed directly where you’re sitting.

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Girlfriend’s Place (College) - Even though you’re not supposed to be in the ladies dorm rooms after lights out, you did it a few times anyway.  It’s college, and in college - most rules get broken.  Somewhere between finishing a microwave burrito and watching Friends, you begin to feel a pain in your stomach.

“Babe, how old was that burrito?”
“Oh, I didn’t know we still had those.”

This relationship is fairly new, so even though she’s seen your penis a few times, unleashing micro-beans in her small bathroom is something you’d rather not do.  Holding it isn’t and option, so you make a dash for her tiny bathroom.  Loud farts and water splashing noises echo.  Ya she heard it, someone won’t get laid tonight.

two-girls-college-dorm-room

Airplane - There are a few things everyone fears before they take their seat on an airplane.

Terrorists

Having to sit next to someone who sweats/stinks

A number two knocking on your back door while the fasten seat belt sign is on

Once that seat belt sign comes off, there is a good chance that someone fat, and someone who needs to change a diaper will beat you to the punch.  When you do finally get a chance to unload, the smell of dirty diaper, and 4 big mac’s in turd form will still be lingering.  You fight passed it only to hear the seat belt sign come back on…”ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats - we’re looking at some turbulence ahead.”  This could get messy.

airplanelav

House Party - On most occasions you will try to hold it in until you make it home, while at a house party.  Handful’s of guys have been pissing all over the seat and on the floor all night long, making this almost as disgusting as the bathroom from the road trip.  Sometimes, nature won’t be put on hold though, and you’ll have to take your chances.  The main reason dropping a 9 inch boa at a house party is more mortifying than a truck stop, is the fact that as soon as you flush, wash up, and open the door - you’ll see a long line of hot chicks.  You’ll be known as the guy who stank up the bathroom for the rest of the night.


You may have to dodge this person while trying to poo

Out Door Concert - Having to take a shit at an outdoor concert, in the summer heat, is basically a way to show you what living in hell would be like.  Leaving a concert to take a dump is nearly impossible with stop n’ go traffic, so chances are, you’ll be left having to wrestle your way into one of those plastic outhouses.  The problem with these things (besides the smell of baking logs in 90 degree heat) is that there are a lot of disgusting people in this world.  Now add alcohol to the mix, and you’re looking at people who poo directly onto the seat just for the lulz.  If you do run into a situation where you have to go number two at a concert, I’m telling you right now - a small piece of you will die.

outhouse

Conclusion: We don’t have a witty conclusion for this article, but we will tell you this:  Try to squeeze one out before you leave home.  You don’t want to be in one of these shitty (yes pun) situations.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 
Problems with the repayment of subprime
mortgages in the US triggered a tidal wave of concern about lending
around the world in August 2007. This was the beginning of the credit crunch, which can be measured with Lib..or...
British house prices began falling soon after and haven't stopped since. The debate is raging about the bottom for the market.
Northern Rock ran into trouble in September 2007 and was finally nationalised in February 2008.

Secondly, consumers also felt a price squeeze: commodity prices
rose rapidly in 2007 and the first six months of 2008, driven by demand
from booming China and India, pushing up petrol, food and other basic
costs. This surging inflation hindered distracted central banks and
hindered them from cutting interest rates to help ease the credit
crunch.

Fears were increased by the collapse of Bear Stearns in January 2008 but the financial crisis proper began in September with the collapse of Lehman Brothers. That was followed in early October by a UK bank bailout, including a merger proposal for Lloyds and HBOS. The UK base rate was also slashed from 4.5% to 0.5% between October 2008 and March 2009.
Despite all this, and bank bailout II in January, recession was inevitable: US recession | UK recession. The prospects for 2009 are grim. Even Gordon Brown admitted in early January that it may be a two-year recession. Then Darling agreed. Others are far gloomier. Legendary investor Jim Rogers, to name one.



How to end the crisis and what's to come

The intitial reaction has been for nearly all central banks to slash interest rates. In the UK, the ban..k rate.. was slashed from 5% in October 2008 to 0.5% by March 2009. This has helped ease the crucial inter-bank lending rate, L..ibor.., which dictates borrowing rates for businesses and consumers. But it's not been enough.
The Bank of England's new firepower is quantitative easing - increasing the supply of money in the UK economy. The Bank has created money and bought assets (gilts) from insurers, banks and pension companies. In theory, they should then buy other assets such as corporate bonds and shares from rights issues, making companies feel richer (and less likely to sack workers) and should encourage banks to lend more: [a 30-second guide to quantitative easing | Why the BoE won't directly give you printed money - yet].


Various other measures are underway, all aimed at encouraging lending,
which has been funded by Government borrowing money, which will result
in future higher taxes.
Some of the money is invested in the banks - such as the £37bn
bailout shared by RBS and HBOS-Lloyds in October - and some of it is
lending to the banks or insurance schemes to guarantee their debts. The
Government hopes to at least get its money back on both these elements,
and in theory could make a profit on the investments:
- Asset Purchase Facility

- Asset Protection Scheme | 30-second guide

- Credit Guarantee Scheme

- Special Liquidity Scheme

And for small businesses...
- Working Capital Scheme

- Enterprise Finance Guarantee Scheme


The UK Government proposes that borrow and spend is the way out of recession. President Barack Obama in the US agrees and wants to splurge $825bn. Germany, with its high savings rate and low consumer borrowing, is one large country that is less keen. (Economic opinion: Germany vs UK).


The UK's borrow and spend plans hit a problem in March when BoE Governor cautioned against it and when a regular daily sale of government debt (gilts) failed to sell out for the first time in seven years.

But Gordon Brown was undaunted and pushed ahead for an economic
stimulus package from the G20 nations in early April 2009. It seems he achieved that.

There are also growing concerns of a return to prot..ectionism.., led by the US, which blighted recovery from the 1930s Great Depression.

The impact

Northern Rock branch


Markets have had a roller-coaster ride since late September with big swings in the Dow Jones and the FTSE 100 stock market indices and in currencies: Interactive FTSE 1..00 charts.. | Latest currency rates
Here's some key points:

• Nearly all types of investments have fallen - gold is one of the few exceptions. See our round-up of the stock market crash and the latest on house prices and buy to let.

Unemployment is soaring. During February alone, more than 650,000 Americans lost their jobs. The UK unemployment rate has risen from a little more than 5% at the start of the crisis in 2007 to 6.3%.

Savers have been hit hard by falling interest rates - quantitative easing (QE) also poses a problem as it may create inflation. So savers would then face the horror of low rates and inflation that effectively makes their capital shrink.

• The Bank of England's attempt at QE has also had the side-effect of increasing the pressure on final salary company pensions. Dr Ros Altman and Alex Brummer explain why.




The key to easing the credit crisis is the Libor rate (three-month sterling). It has been falling relative to the UK bank rate since a peak of 6.3% on 1 October: See the latest Libor rate

Other effects have been a falling oil price, as demand falls, and a
rise in gold, seen as a safehaven in tough times - try the links below.
And don't miss: Simple signals of a recession.


Monday, April 13, 2009 



15 Failed Predictions about the Future


"It will be years --not in my time-- before a woman will become Prime Minister."

--Margaret Thatcher, October 26th, 1969.




She became Prime Minister of the United Kingdom only 10 years after saying that,
holding her chair from 1979 to 1990. But she wasn’t all that wrong
since she is the only woman to have held this post. Maybe she should
have added the word “again.”









“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”

--Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.




It may sound ridiculous now, but the prediction
was actually true for about ten years after it was made. Almost every
forecaster would settle for a ten year limit on the testing of their
forecasts. Of course, by the 1980s and the advent of the PC, such a
statement looked plain daft.










“That virus [HIV] is a pussycat.”

--Dr. Peter Duesberg, molecular-biology professor at U.C. Berkeley, 1988,



By
2006, the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV/AIDS and the World
Health Organization estimated that AIDS has killed more than 25 million
people since it was first recognized on December 1, 1981.









"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy."

--Associates of Edwin L. Drake refusing his suggestion to drill for oil in 1859.



Only
one hundred fifty years passed by since the first attempt to dig out
oil from the ground met such contempt, and now the whole world is
trying to look for unimaginable places to satiate the thirst for money
that is propelled and sustained on this black gold.








“A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth’s atmosphere.”

--New York Times, 1936.




10 years later, in 1946, the first American-built rocket to leave the
earth's atmosphere was launched from White Sands, attaining 50 miles of
altitude.










"Reagan doesn’t have that presidential look."

--United Artists Executive, rejecting Reagan as lead in 1964 film The Best Man



Before
becoming the 40th President of the United States in 1981, Ronald Reagan
pursued an acting career, but spent the majority of his Hollywood
career in the "B film" division. In 1964 he was rejected for a part in
a movie with presidential candidate theme due to "not having the
presidential look".










"The singer [Mick Jagger] will have to go; the BBC won’t like him."

--- First Rolling Stones manager Eric Easton to his partner after watching them perform.



We
can only wonder what Sir Michael Philip "Mick" Jagger, Golden Globe,
Grammy Award-winning English singer-songwriter, rock musician and
occasional actor, has to say about it now.









“Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.”

--Dr Dionysys Larder (1793-1859)



It
may sound impossible to Dr Larder, professor of Natural Philosophy and
Astronomy at the University College London back in the 1800, but in
1939 the first high speed train went from Milan to Florence at 165 km/h (102.5 mph). Thankfully no one died.
Nowadays these trains go at 200 km/h (125 mph) and faster.







..........










“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.”

--Lord Kelvin, 1895.




This was said by Lord Kelvin
(British mathematician and physicist, president of the British Royal
Society) only eight years before brothers Orville and Wilbur Wright
took their home-built flyer to the sandy dunes of Kitty Hawk, cranked
up the engine, and took off into the history books.










"There will never be a bigger plane built."

--A Boeing engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin engine plane that holds ten people.




What would this engineer
say if he saw the current largest passenger plane on earth, the Airbus
A380? The Airbus A380 has 50% more floor space than arch rival Boeing's
747 Jumbo, with room for duty-free shops, restaurants and even a sauna,
and can provide site for up to 853 people.









"Taking
the best left-handed pitcher in baseball and converting him into a
right fielder is one of the dumbest things I ever heard."

-- Tris Speaker, baseball hall of famer, talking about Babe Ruth, 1919.




Ruth has been
named the greatest baseball player in history in various surveys and
rankings, and his home run hitting prowess made him a larger than life
figure in the "Roaring Twenties". He became the first player to hit 60
home runs in one season (1927), a record which stood for 34 years until
broken by Roger Maris in 1961. Ruth's lifetime total of 714 home runs
at his retirement in 1935 was a record for 39 years, until broken by
Hank Aaron in 1974.









"Ours has been the first [expedition], and doubtless to be the last, to visit this profitless locality."

---- Lt. Joseph Ives, after visiting the Grand Canyon in 1861.



More
than a century later, five million people annually visit this
"profitless locality," by car, foot, air, and on the Colorado River
itself.










"If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one."

--W.C. Heuper, National Cancer Institute, 1954.




In 1964 the United States Surgeon General's Report on Smoking and Health began suggesting the relationship between smoking and cancer,
which confirmed its suggestions 20 years later in the 1980s. Nowadays,
it’s well known that long-term exposure to tobacco smoke is the most
common causes of lung cancer.










"You better get secretarial work or get married."

--Emmeline Snively, advising would-be model Marilyn Monroe in 1944.




In 1944, Marilyn Monroe
was discovered by a photographer who encouraged her to apply to The
Blue Book modeling agency. She was told by Snively, director of the
Modelling Agency that she should became a secretary, besides they were
looking for models with lighter hair. So Marilyn dyed her brunette hair
to a golden blonde. She finally signed a contract with the agency. And
of course, became Blue Book's most successful model.









"Read my lips: No new taxes."

--George Bush, 1988.



That
pledge was the centerpiece of Bush's acceptance address, written by
speechwriter Peggy Noonan, for his party's nomination at the 1988
Republican National Convention. It was a strong, decisive, bold
statement, and you don't need a history degree to see where this is
going. As presidents sometimes must, Bush raised taxes.
His words were used against him by then-Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton
in a devastating attack ad during the 1992 presidential campaign.






























Sunday, March 29, 2009 

99 Essential Twitter Tools And Applications




by Paul Andrew via smashingmagazine.com
If you haven’t heard of Twitter by
now, you must be living under a rock! It is everywhere, and everyone is
using it. To say that the rise of Twitter has been explosive would be
an understatement. As a result of this growth, the number of Twitter
apps and tools available has become extensive. So, in this post we have
filtered them down to a respectable 99.
Below, we present 99 Essential Twitter Tools and Applications,
split into the following categories: Tools and Productivity Apps,
Statistics and Analytics, Find New Twitter Friends Apps, Search Twitter
Apps, Web-Based Mobile Apps, WordPress Twitter Plug-Ins, Adobe Air
Twitter Apps and Firefox Twitter Extensions.
You may want to take a look at the following related posts:

Tools and Productivity Apps


Twittercal

Twittercal is a service that connects your Twitter account to your
Google Calendar and lets you add events easily, directly from your
Twitter account.

Twitter Web App
Twitpay

TwitPay is a simple way to send payments via Twitter.

Twitter Web App
Twibs

Find, follow and interact with businesses, apps and services on Twitter.

Twitter Web App
Twittermail.com

Users can post to their Twitter account by sending a message to their own unique email address.

Twitter Web App
Twitzu

Promote your business, special offers, promotions and events with Twitzu.

Twitter Web App
Twuffer

Twuffer allows the Twitter user to compose a list of future tweets and schedule their release.

Twitter Web App
TweetLater

This app allows you to post Tweets at a later time and date.

Twitter Web App
GroupTweet

Send private Twitter messages to specific groups of friends.

Twitter Web App
Twitter Alerts

Keep track of conversations that mention you, your products, your company and anything else, via hourly email updates.

Twitter Web App
TwitPic

TwitPic lets you share photos on Twitter. You can post pictures to
TwitPic from your phone, the TwitPic home page or your Twitter account.

Twitter Web App
Your Twitter Karma

Twitter needs a decent page for your followers, with the functionality to sort them by type. This Web app does that.

Twitter Web App
Mr. Tweet

A personal networking assistant for Twitter, helping you identify
relevant followers, recommending you to other users and regularly
computing your Twitter usage statistics.

Twitter Web App
Remember The Milk

Remember The Milk keeps track of your tasks. Simply add Remember The
Milk as your friend, and you can add and interact with your tasks
through direct messages and get reminders, too.

Twitter Web App
StrawPoll

StrawPoll is the coolest way to follow the opinions of people on Twitter. With this app, you can create your own poll.

Twitter Web App
Twiddict

If Twitter goes down and you start to feel withdrawal symptoms, use
this service to continue using it. Twiddict makes sure all your tweets
end up going to the proper place.

Twitter Web App
Twitter Friends Network Browser

Browse through your Twitter friends, your friends’ friends, your friends’ friends’ friends…

Twitter Web App
Twitterfeed

Post your RSS feed to Twitter automatically.

Twitter Web App
Twitturly

Twitturly is a service for tracking what URLs people are talking about, as they talk about them, on Twitter.

Twitter Web App
Twittonary

The Twitter Dictionary, aka Twittonary, provides explanations of various Twitter-related words.

Twitter Web App
twtQpon

Enhance your social media marketing by offering discount coupons to the Twitter-sphere!

Twitter Web App
twenglish

Twitter translator: Simply type in your tweet, and twenglish will twanslate your tweet for you.

Twitter Web App
twtcard

Send a greeting card, a surprise message or an invitation on Twitter.

Twitter Web App
Tweet What You Spend

Cash-tracking made simple with Twitter.

Twitter Web App
Twittertise

Twittertise allows you to advertise on Twitter and track the success of your branded communications with customers.

Twitter Web App
TwitWall

With TwitWall, you can embed your favorite videos and widgets and upload your photos, MP3 music, podcasts, you name it.

Twitter Web App
UnTweeps

Unfollow Tweeps who have not posted tweets recently.
TwitRand();

Select a random Twitter follower, friend or retweeter.
TwitBlocker

If you become overwhelmed by a Twitter user’s constant tweets, you can keep them quiet with a single click of a button.
Twitterless

Twitterless tells you who stops following you and graphs your follower
history over time, displaying the info in a variety of useful views.
Twonvert

With Twonvert, you can easily convert your tweets into SMS shorthand language and say more with less characters.
Postica

Create a sticky note for your tweets.
twi8r

Translate from English to text message shorthand and vice versa.

Twitter Statistics and Analytics


Twitterholic.com

This website is constantly being updated to allow you to find the most
popular Twitter users. Want to be on the list? Twitter constantly.

Twitter Web App
TweetStats

An app that tracks your number of tweets per hour and per month. It basically creates a graph based on your tweets.

Twitter Web App
Twitter Grader

Twitter Grader measures the power of your Twitter profile. How high do you rank?

Twitter Web App
twInfluence

Similar to Twitter Grader, twInfluence lets you calculate the indirect influence of you and your followers on Twitter.

Twitter Web App
TwitterCounter

A thorough analytical Web app.

Twitter Web App
tweetVolume

Enter keywords or a phrase and see how often it appears on Twitter.

Twitter Web App
Twist

See trends on Twitter; find out what’s hot and what people are saying about it.

Twitter Web App
TweetRush

TweetRush provides estimated statistics on Twitter usage over a period of time.

Twitter Web App
Tweetwasters

Just how much time do you spend on Twitter? Are you wasting time?

Twitter Web App

Find New Twitter Friends Apps


TwitterTroll.com

TwitterTroll.com is a real-time Twitter search engine to find new friends.

Twitter Web App
Just Tweet It

Just Tweet It makes it easier for tweeters to find other tweeters with similar interests.

Twitter Web App
Friend or Follow

Who are you following who is not following you back?

Twitter Web App
Qwitter: Catching Twitter quitters

Qwitter emails you when someone stops following you on Twitter.

Twitter Web App
Twubble

Twubble is a Twitter extension that helps you find more friends.

Twitter Web App
Twitter Follower-Friend Ratio

Your Twitter ratio is the ratio of your followers to friends (i.e.
people you follow). It is measured with the TFF ratio (Twitter follower
to friend ratio). The higher the ratio, the more Twitter heat you pack.
Nearby Tweets

Who is tweeting close to you? This app helps you connect with them.

Search Twitter Apps


WhosTalkin

WhosTalkin is a tool that allows users to search for conversations on the topics they care about most.

Twitter Web App
Twitter Search

Search Twitter is an excellent search engine that allows you to find
out what’s happening in the world beyond your personal timeline.

Twitter Web App
Flaptor Twitter Search

Comprehensive Twitter search.

Twitter Web App
Twitscoop

Input a Twitter username or keywords in the Twitscoop search box to track a conversation, topic or conference.

Twitter Web App
Twellow

With Twellow, you can search for someone on Twitter or browse through various tweet categories.

Twitter Web App
twitSeeker

twitSeeker is an alternate search engine for finding Twitter users and browsing the results in one interface.

Twitter Web App

Twitter Web-Based Mobile Apps


Hahlo

Hahlo is an excellent and fully featured Twitter client for your iPhone and iPod Touch.

Twitter Web App
TwitterFone

Send messages to Twitter using your voice.

Twitter Web App
PocketTweets

PocketTweets is a Web-based Twitter client for the Apple iPhone.

Twitter Web App
TinyTwitter

TinyTwitter works on any Java-enabled device and any Windows Mobile Pocket PC or smartphone.

Twitter Web App
TwitterBerry

TwitterBerry is a mobile client for posting updates to Twitter from your BlackBerry.

Twitter Web App
twitxr

Share pictures and status updates from your mobile.

Twitter Web App
Slandr

Slandr delivers an enhanced mobile website for Twitter.
Twitter2Go

Twitter2Go provides a quick and simple way to update your Twitter status.
Tapulous

Discover, connect with and send messages to people nearby. Upload photos and update your Twitter account.
Twittelator

Twittelator is an all-around great new application for your iPhone.
TwitterFon

TwitterFon is a simple, clean, easy to use and super-fast Twitter client for your iPhone and iPod Touch.
iTweet 2

iTweet 2 has built-in auto-refresh, search and hash tags. You can view
user bios and locations and also view conversations with the “in reply
to” links.
GPS Twit

Run GPS Twit on your phone to make it easy for your friends to find you.
iTwtr

An open-source Twitter client for your iPhone.

WordPress Twitter Plug-Ins


Twitter for WordPress

Twitter for WordPress displays yours latest tweets in your WordPress blog.
Twitter Tools

This plug-in integrates your WordPress blog and Twitter account. Pull
your tweets into your blog, and create new tweets from blog posts from
within WordPress.
Twitpress

Twitpress is a WordPress plug-in that submits a user-definable tweet to
your Twitter account, notifying Twitter followers or friends that you
have posted a new blog entry.
SimpleTwitter

SimpleTwitter allows you to add Twitter messages to WordPress templates (and not just in the sidebar).
Tweet This

A plug-in that adds a Twitter link to every post and page on your
WordPress website, so that visitors can share your blog entries through
their Twitter accounts. It also shortens URLs automatically.
TweetBacks

This plug-in imports any tweets that discuss your blog or post. The tweets appear as comments.
TwitterCounter

Install TwitterCounter on your blog to display the number of followers you have on Twitter.
MyTwitter

MyTwitter allows you to display your Tweets on your WordPress website and update your status on the MyTwitter settings page.
TweetRoll

With the TweetRoll widget, you can display the number of your followers and friends.
Twitt-Twoo

Twitt-Twoo is a simple little plug-in that allows you to update your Twitter status right from your blog’s sidebar.

Adobe Air Twitter Apps


Toro for Twitter

Designed to be simple, Toro uses an experimental Twitter client library to remove the Twitter API limit.

Twitter Web App
twhirl

Most of the features available on the Twitter website are accessible through twhirl, with usability enhancements.

Twitter Web App
Tweetr

Tweetr is a Twitter client that allows you to send and receive Twitter
messages, but with some added cool features: support for taking photos
with your webcam and sending files (up to 10 MB).

Twitter Web App
TweetDeck

TweetDeck aims to improve the existing functionality of Twitter by
taking the abundance of Twitter feeds and breaking it down into more
manageable bite-sized pieces.

Twitter Web App
DestroyTwitter

DestroyTwitter is a series of canvases that constantly update to keep
tweets current and up to date using notifications that appear as soon
as a new tweet is posted.

Twitter Web App
TwitterLocal

TwitterLocal is an Adobe AIR-based app that allows you to filter tweets by location.

Twitter Web App
Spaz

Spaz is a well-designed and well-developed Twitter client.

Twitter Web App
Snitter

Short for “Snooks’ Twitter,” Snitter is a cross-platform desktop Twitter client.

Twitter Web App
Twitch

Some features of Twitch are TwitPic integration, URL shortening, the
ability to combine friends and replies, reply-highlighting hash-tag
support and more.

Firefox Twitter Extensions


TwitBin

TwitBin is a Firefox extension that allows you to keep up with all of
your Twitter conversations directly from your browser’s sidebar. Send
and receive messages, share links and more.
Power Twitter

Power Twitter adds a multitude of features to the Twitter website interface.
TwitterFox

This extension adds a tiny icon to the status bar that notifies you
when your friends have updated their Twitter status. It also has a
small text input field to allow you to update your own status.
Twitzer

This Firefox extension lets you post tweets longer than 140 characters on Twitter.
TwitterBar

TwitterBar allows you to post to Twitter from the Firefox address bar.
Twitter Search

This plug-in gives you quick access to the real-time Twitter search engine.
Hoopla!

An essential Twitter plug-in for the Firefox quick search feature.
TwitterEyes

TwitterEyes keeps track of your character count as you compose tweets and replaces characters if you need extra room.

Finally, Worth A Look


Is Twitter Down?

Is Twitter down just for me or for everyone? This great app gives you a simple answer: yes or no.

Twitter Web App
twistori

An interesting Twitter experiment: click on a keyword on the left, and
see what tweets are currently being published that contain that word.

Twitter Web App
Twittervision

A real-time geographic visualization of tweets. Amazing.

Twitter Web App
twittearth

Similar to Twittervision (above) but with a sleeker interface.

Twitter Web App

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009 
Women: What would we do without them?
Well, we’d have a lot of peace and quiet and a lot more money, but
the truth be told, we’d be miserable. Plus, we wouldn’t have near as
many jokes to tell. Sure, you could still make fun of your buddy, but
we’d be missing out on a lot of funny opportunities.
Enjoy these great jokes about our beloved women.
33. Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
32. A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”

The friend says, “Why not?”

The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

laundromat 33 of the Best Women-Bashing Jokes Ever
31. Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
30. Question: How is a woman like a laxative?

Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
29. Question: What’s six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Answer: Money.
28. A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.

The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.
27. Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?

Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
26. Question: Why do men fart more than women?

Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
25. Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Answer: Pregnant.
24. Question: What food reduces a woman’s sex drive by at least 90 percent?

Answer: Wedding cake.
23. When a man marries Miss Right, he never realizes that her first name is “Always”.

army1 33 of the Best Women-Bashing Jokes Ever
22. Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
21. Question: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

Answer: When she starts her sentence with, “A man once told me…”
20. A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of
his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle
jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights
behind him.
“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and
opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality
hit him and he knew he shouldn’t run from the police, so he slowed down
and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined
it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and
it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can
give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can
go.”
The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”
“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer and he walked away.
19. Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

Answer: After five years, your job still sucks.
18. Question: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out?

Answer: He died laughing.
17. Question: What’s the difference between your paycheck and your penis?

Answer: You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.
16. Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
15. Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.

pitbull 33 of the Best Women-Bashing Jokes Ever
14. Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?

Answer: Lipstick.
13. Question: Why do men die before their wives?

Answer: Because they want to.
12. Question: Why did God give men penises?

Answer: So men would at least have one way to shut a woman up.
11. Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch?

Answer: You don’t. There’s a clock on the stove.
10. Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
9. Question: What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Answer: Not really too much, but you can’t help but crack a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.

beer 33 of the Best Women-Bashing Jokes Ever
8. Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?

Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
7. Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
6. Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?

Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
5. Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex?

Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
4. Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting?

Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the
cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy,
and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
3. A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank.
In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly
put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if
she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her.
He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed
and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he
shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just
happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The
robber asked the customer if he had seen his face.
The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”
2. Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence?

Answer: Divorced.

adam 33 of the Best Women-Bashing Jokes Ever
1. One beautiful afternoon in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?” God replies.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded
me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals. I
appreciate all that you have given me, but I’m just not happy”, Adam
answers.
“Why is that, Adam”, God asks.
“Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely
food and all of the beautiful animals, but I have no one special to
share it with and I’m lonely”, Adam explained to God.
“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a woman for you”, God told him.
Perplexed, Adam asked, “What’s a woman, Lord?”
God replies, “This woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive,
caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so
intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it.
She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood
and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens
and earth.. She will cook and clean for you and do everything that you
ask without ever complaining. She will provide every sexual need and
fantasy you will ever think of and meet all of your sexual needs. She
will bear your children and raise them without complaints. This woman
will be the perfect companion for you.”
“Wow! That sounds great,” exclaimed Adam. “Where is she?”
“Not so fast,” said the Lord. “A woman this fantastic is going to cost you.”
“How much”, asked Adam.
“An arm and leg”, God replied.
Adam thought about this for a moment, then replied, “What can I get for a rib?”
The rest is history.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 


10 Funniest Photos Of Kids Staring At Women's Boobs








Like just about every other man on
the planet, we like to stare at a woman's boobs on occasion. And also
like just about every other man we know, we've been doing this since we
were little kids, before we even had the strength it takes to build sexually explicit snowmen. As proof that we were not alone in our childhood hobby, here's the 10 Funniest Photos of Kids Staring At Women's Boobs.




10. The "Your Boobs Have Hypnotized Me" Kid.




9. Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Boobage.



8. The "Love You Long Time" Kid.



7. The Baby Prodigy.



6. The Future Frat Boy.



5. The Hooters Kid.



4. The Reason Michael Phelps Spent So Much Time In The Water.



3. The Sneaky Kid.



2. The "You Don't Look Anything Like Mommy" Kid.



1. The "You Just Blew My Mind" Kid.


Wednesday, February 11, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Like a lot of people, I grew up on Sesame Street and the Muppets. But did you ever stop to wonder where they came from?
....Many Muppets came from humble origins; Kermit once was made of a coat and ping-pong balls...
..Many Muppets came from humble origins; Kermit once was made of a coat and ping-pong balls...
Some of the characters we know and love were recycled from other TV
shows and commercials Jim Henson worked on, while others were invented
by using whatever materials were around. Be prepared for a
little nostalgia, and I hope I didn't leave out your favorite -- not
all of the characters have interesting background stories (sorry, Big
Bird).

 1. Cookie Monster: Jim Henson drew some monsters
eating various snacks for a General Foods commercial in 1966. The
commercial was never used, but Henson
recycled one of the monsters (the "Wheel-Stealer") for an IBM training
video in 1967 and again for a Fritos commercial in 1969. By that time,
he had started working on Sesame Street and decided this monster would
have a home there.
 2. Elmo: The way it's described by a Sesame Street
writer, apparently this extra red puppet was just lying around. People
would try to do something with him, but nothing really panned out. In
1984, puppeteer Kevin Clash picked up the red puppet and started doing
the voice and the personality and it clicked -- thus, Elmo was born.
3. Telly Monster
was originally the Television Monster when he debuted in 1979. He was
obsessed with TV and his eves would whirl around as if hypnotized
whenever he was in front of a set. After a while, producers started
worrying about his influence on youngsters, so they changed him to make
him the chronic worrier he is now. ..

4. Count von Countmade his first appearance in 1972 and was made out of an AnythingMuppet pattern -- a blank Muppet head that could have features added toit to make various characters. He used to be more sinister -- he wasable to hypnotize and stun people and he laughed in typicalscary-villain-type fashion after completing a count of something and
thunder and lightning would occur. He was quickly made more
appealing to little kids, though. He is apparently quite the ladies'
man -- he has been linked to Countess von Backward, who loves to count
backward; Countess Dahling von Dahling and Lady Two.

5. Kermit
was "born" in 1955 and first showed up on "Sam and Friends," a
five-minute puppet show by Jim Henson. The first Kermit was made out of
Henson's mom's coat and some ping pong balls. At the time, he was more
lizard-like than frog-like. By the time he showed up on Sesame Street
in 1969, though, he had made the transition to frog. There are rumors
that he got the name Kermit from a childhood friend of Henson's or a
puppeteer from the early days of the Muppets, but Henson always refuted
both of those rumors

 6. Real Swedish Chef
Lars "Kuprik" Bäckman claims he was the inspiration for the Swedish
Chef. He was on "Good Morning America," he says, and caught Jim
Henson's eye. Henson supposedly bought the rights to the show's
recording and created the Swedish Chef (who DOES have a real name, but
it's not understandable). One of the Muppet writers, Jerry Juhl, says
that in all of the years of working with Jim Henson on the Swedish
Chef, he never heard that the character was based on a real person.

 7. Animal:
The Who's Keith Moon may have inspired everyone's favorite member of
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. This is speculation, but people who
support the theory will point out that Jim Henson named one of the
Fraggle Rock characters "Wembley," which is the town where Moon was
born

. 8. Miss Piggy is apparently from Iowa. She started
as a minor character on "The Muppet Show," but anyone who knows Miss
Piggy can see that she wouldn't settle for anything "minor." Her first
TV appearance was actually on an Herb Alpert special. It wasn't until
1976, when "The Muppet Show" premiered, that she became the glamorous
blonde with a penchant for frog that we know and love today. Frank Oz
once said that Miss Piggy grew up in Iowa; her dad died when she was
young and her mother was mean. She had to enter beauty contests to make
money.

 9. Rowlf the Dog, surprise, surprise, was first
made in 1962 for a series of Purina Dog Chow commercials. He went on to
claim fame as Jimmy Dean's sidekick on The Jimmy Dean Show and was on
every single episode from 1963 to 1966. Jimmy Dean said Rowlf got about
2,000 letters from fans every week. He was considered for Sesame Street
but ended up becoming a regular on "The Muppet Show" in 1976.

 10. Oscar the Grouch
is performed by the same guy who does Big Bird, Carroll Spinney.
Spinney said he based Oscar's cranky voice on a particular New York cab
driver he once had the pleasure of riding with. He was originally an
alarming shade of orange. In Pakistan, his name is Akhtar and he lives
in an oil barrel. In Turkey, he is Kirpik and lives in a basket. And in
Israel, it's not Oscar at all -- it's his cousin, Moishe Oofnik, who
lives in an old car.

11. Gonzo: What exactly is Gonzo?
Nobody knows. Even Jim Henson had no particular species in mind. Over
the course of "The Muppet Show," "Muppet Babies" and various Muppet
movies, Gonzo has been referred to as a "Whatever", a "Weirdo" and an
alien. Whatever he is, he first appeared on the scene in 1970's The
Great Santa Claus Switch. His name was Snarl the Cigar Box Frackle. In
1974, he showed up on a TV special for Herb Alpert & the Tijuana
Brass. He became Gonzo the Great by the first season of The Muppet Show
and developed his thing for Camilla the Chicken almost accidentally:
During one episode where chickens were auditioning for the show,
puppeteer Dave Goelz ad-libbed, "Don't call us, we'll call you... nice
legs, though!" It was decided then and there that Gonzo would have a
bizarre romantic interest in chickens.

 12. You have to love Statler and Waldorf.
I couldn't find much on their particular inspiration, but I can tell
you that they've been around since the 1975 "Muppet Show" pilot. They
are named after popular New York City hotels (the Statler Hotel was
renamed the Hotel Pennsylvania in 1992.) Guess what Waldorf's wife name
is? Yep... Astoria (she looks startlingly like Statler.) FYI, Waldorf
is the one with the mustache and white hair. Statler has the grey hair.
Apparently Waldorf has had a pacemaker for more than 30 years.

 13. Beaker:
I always thought of Beaker and his buddy Bunsen Honeydew as characters
that came along later in the Muppet timeline, but they have been around
since the "The Muppet Show." Although Beaker usually says things along
the lines of, "Mee-mee-mee-mee!", he has had a few actual lines: "Sadly
temporary," "Bye-Bye" and "Make-up ready!" Despite being
word-challenged, he manages to do a pretty convincing Little Richard
impression and, surprisingly, had mad beatbox skills. Beaker is one of
the only Muppets that was never recycled from some other purpose -- he
was created solely for "The Muppet Show."

 14. Fozzie Bear.
Poor Fozzie. He's the perpetual target of Statler and Waldorf because
of his horrible jokes and puns. It actually created a bit of a problem
during the first season of The Muppet Show, because when Fozzie got
heckled, he got very upset and sometimes cried. Viewers didn't feel
sympathy; they felt embarrassed. The problem was solved by making
Fozzie an optimist so that even when he got heckled he was good-natured
about it. It's often thought that he was named after Frank Oz, who was
his puppeteer, but Frank said it's just a variant of "fuzzy bear." Yet
another story says he was named for his builder, Faz Fazakas. Wocka
wocka!!

 15. Bert and Ernie are the Muppet version of
Felix and Oscar ("The Odd Couple," for you young'uns). Lots of people
think Bert and Ernie were named for some minor characters in It's A
Wonderful Life, but according to the Henson company, that's just a
rumor. Jim Henson always maintained that it was just a coincidence --
the names just went well together and seemed to fit the characters.
Jerry Juhl, one of the head writers, corroborated this and said that
Jim Henson had no memory for details like that and would have never
remembered the name of the cop and the taxi cab driver in the old Jimmy
Stewart movie. Other rumors to clear up: Bert and Ernie aren't
gay and neither one of them are dead. Now that we've got that
straightened out, here are a few more tidbits: the original Ernie used
to have a gravelly voice similar to Rowlf the Dog's. Frank Oz was
Bert's puppeteer and hated him at the beginning. He thought Bert was
ridiculously boring, but then realized that he could have a lot of fun
with being boring. Jim Henson once said, "I remember trying Bert and
Frank tried Ernie for a while. I can't imagine doing Bert now, because
Bert has become so much of a part of Frank."

16. Grover:

Everyone's favorite "cute, furry little monster" made his TV debut on
the "Ed Sullivan Show" in 1967. At the time, he was known as "Gleep"
and was a monster in Santa's Workshop. He then appeared on the first
season of Sesame Street, but sported green fur and a reddish-orange
nose. He didn't have a name then, but by the second season he
transformed into the Grover we know today, more or less -- electric
blue fur and a pink nose. The original green Grover was reincarnated as
Grover's Mommy for a few episodes. In Latin America and Puerto Rico
Grover is known as Archibaldo, in Spain he is Coco, in Portugal he is
Gualter and in Norway he is Gunnar.

17. Sweetums is one
of a handful of full-body Muppets. He showed up in 1971 on the TV
special "The Frog Prince." This is where he got his name -- when Sir
Robin the Brave is about to defeat the ogre, a witch shows up and
changes him into a frog (who later becomes Robin, Kermit's nephew).
Apparently smitten with the ogre, the witch tells her darling
"Sweetums" that he can have the frog for breakfast. Bigger fame
awaited Sweetums, though -- in 1975, he appeared on Cher's variety show
to do a duet with her to "That Old Black Magic". He officially joined
"The Muppet Show" cast in 1976.

 18. Rizzo the Rat might
sound familiar to you, especially if you've seen "Midnight Cowboy" --
he is named for Dustin Hoffman's character, Ratso Rizzo. He was created
after puppeteer Steve Whitmire was inspired by rat puppets made from
bottles. He first showed up on "The Muppet Show" as one of a group of
rats following Christopher Reeve around -- he's easy to spot because he
hams it up more than any of the other rats. He occasionally performs
with Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

19. Pepe the King Prawn's
full name is Pepino Rodrigo Serrano Gonzales. I heart Pepe. He was a
chef in Madrid before going Hollywood on "Muppets Tonight" in 1996. He
was paired with Seymour the Elephant (Pepe was originally going to be a
mouse) on the show, but Seymour never developed quite the same
following and was only in two episodes. He rarely gets names right --
some of his mispronunciations include "muffins" instead of Muppets,
"Kermin" instead of Kermit and "Scooper" instead of Scooter. He's quite
full of himself -- in addition to thinking that he's quite the ladies'
man, he also fully expects to win several Oscars.

 20. Herry Monster from Sesame Street
was the Big Bad Wolf in his original incarnation, which you can kind of
tell by looking at his fur. It's pretty wolf-like (if wolves were blue,
I mean). He became a Sesame monster in 1970 to replace the Beautiful
Day Monster, who looked kind of like Sam the Eagle and existed to cause
destruction wherever he went, thus ruining the beautiful day people had
been having before he showed up. Herry used to have a furry nose but
got upgraded to his non-furry, purple nose in 1971.


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