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City: Los Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/28/2007

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Wednesday, January 07, 2009 

Current mood:  working

2008...What a fucking year. As a screenwriter, so much of my life is about keeping things quiet, close to the vest, on the down-low. Don't get me wrong, I love my job. Writing with my partner, Jim Agnew, is always interesting and fun and the job allows us to meet and work with our heroes. It's pretty fucking cool to have people like Dario Agento and John Carpenter calling us up to work on various projects.

The downside is the fact that I have to keep my mouth shut about various projects in the works. There are too many egos and there is too much money at stake for too many parties involved to go around chin-wagging about our work-for-hire. Makes for pretty boring bloggin' and explains why I haven't posted more frequently this past year. Sorry about that... I'll be better this year.

Of course the big news is that, after quite a few starts and stops, Jim and I actually got one of our films made last year. And it took a while, but that's just how it goes in this world. The seed of GIALLO was planted during a December '06 brainstorming session with Jim and, like most of "our" great ideas, it was really all Jim's idea. We wanted to write another horror script and we were sick to death of little Asian girls with wet hair, cabins in the woods and remakes of classic 80s horror. While wondering what was missing and what we'd like to see in the teaters Jim sort of blurted out "we need to make a flashy/trashy, super-stylistic giallo and call it YELLOW and put in every giallo premise we can imagine."

Three weeks later (January '07) we had a script that we loved dearly and had everyone in Hollywood confused and concerned for our career path. Oddly enough, a Seventies-style Italian thriller penned by two young-ish American screenwriters didn't exactly burn up the tracking boards. Jim and I knew we had something cool, but no one else was onboard. No one. Until...  Jim had a cup of coffee with a Producer named Raphael Primorac, a Croatian producer who spent most of his youth in Italy. He got it and loved it. We were in business.

We quickly landed a director, an Italian television director who thought the idea of American kids writing a giallo thriller was just goofy enough to work. He was excited to start and everything ws going well until he was offered a high-dollar mini-series on Italian television and he was out the door.

We thought we were done. We'd already had one film collapse just days before filming earlier in the year and now losing the one director who seemed to understand and appreciate the material... FUCK! But then Raphael says "I know someone who knows Dario Argento, why don't we send it to him?"

Yeah, why not? Jim and I sort of shrugged it off. It seemed impossible and working in Hollywood you learn quickly to take everything with a grain of salt. But Raphael delivered... in a big way. Dario read the script on a Friday and agreed to do the film on Monday. We were floored. Daio Argento likes our script! He even liked the title, which of course had been translated from the English YELLOW to the Italian GIALLO.

The man who gave me so many nightmares is going to make our movie!

We were into casting immediately. First Asia, then Liotta then Vincent Gallo. And they all promplty fell out of the project for one reason or another. No big deal, we'd lost principal elemnts of this project before and we always managed to trade up. And the casting was no different. We traded up again.

Adrien Brody joined the cast and we were golden. He's awesome and gives a super-fucking-cool performnace as the tortured and brilliant Italian Inspector Enzo Avolfi. Emmanuelle Seigner (THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY, LA VIE EN ROSE) plays Linda with a burning intensity and the killer... well that's part of gialli, right?

I don't want to spoil anything, so a few quick highlights. It rained in Torino all through filming, giving the movie a wet, creepy look. Jim got to be the black-gloved hands of a killer in one scene. The entire film is shot old-school with NO digital effects...everything was in-camera!!!!We wrapped in June. Marco Werba composed an awesome symponic score and we're hoping to be able to announce a cool premiere event very soon.

So in addition to GIALLO, Jim and I were hired by Neo Art & Logic - you know, the folks who brought you FEAST - to write a Cronenberg-inspired bit of body horror called TERATOMA. It is disgusting and upsetting and really, really fun and we're hoping to have it set up shortly.

We were hired to polish a script for John Carpenter and Peter Block which we, unfortunately cannot discuss any further.

We re-wrote and completly revamped a reality show pilot outline for SciFi Channel and ContraFilm (really odd gig, but still kind of fun.) 

We hooked up with good friend and awesome director Adam Green (SPIRAL, HATCHET) and are collaborated with him on an extremely fucking scary and fun project that is still searching for a home.

And Jim and I are just wrapping our latest spec script.

We met a ton of cool folks and made lots of new friends mostly thanks to Ryan Rotten's pre-FangoCon bash. Thanks, Rotten... you rule. I was lucky enough to finally meet and become fast friends with Rob G who also rules.

All told, '08 was as creatively fulfilling as a year can be... now if we could just get paid

 

All right this blog is already really long so I'm going to cap it with my top 11 films of the year. I'm a horror nerd, so of course it's a little horror-heavy, but these are the films I enjoyed the most last year.

1. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN - Amazingly stark and personal with sudden and jarring bursts of violence.

2. TRICK 'R TREAT - What Halloween really feels like in the hearts of kids everywhere.

3. THE DARK KNIGHT - You know why.

4. RAMBO - Holy fuck! Stallone is officially back in a huge way. this is the second best in the Rambo series (behind FIRST BLOOD) and I can't wait to see what Sly does with THE EXPENDABLES!!!! 

5. WALL-E - A dystopian nightmare and the most challenging film yet from Pixar. I usually hate robot films, but Wall-E is soulful and touching and has some of the best pure visual story-telling I've seen.

6. THE FALL - A bit sappy, sure... but stunning - a visual feast.

7. PINAPPLE EXPRESS - The guiltiest pleasure of the year. And 80's buddy-action flick staring two stoners and the always wonderful Gary Cole. Plus a Huey Lewis song over the end credits!

8. IN BRUGES - This film is all over the place and I love it. Funny, violent, sweet and just plain weird. Check it out.

9. CLOVERFIELD - Kaiju!!!!!!!!

10. MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN - You might think I'm nuts for picking this one, but watching this in the theater was a joy. The story is nuts. The direction is slick. Vinnie Jones is creepy as hell. I didn't care for all the CG, but I still thought the entire film worked and I was hooked from the opening beat.

11. IRON MAN/THE HULK - Marvel hit both of these out of the park by taking control of thier product and presenting their heroes in a way that never panders and constantly delivers. Both films develop character quickly and all the action flows from character. Good job, Marvel... now don't fuck up THE AVENGERS!

 

That's it for now.

Happy Nightmares!

 

Currently listening:
London Calling
By The Clash
Release date: 2000-01-25
Thursday, November 13, 2008 

Current mood:  excited


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDxdtetSxOc


Here it is! Our first trailer/sales promo for GIALLO!!!! It is an early cut with a temp score and the picture hasn't yet been color-timed, but we're excited to finally see our bloody dreams coming true!

Monday, September 01, 2008 

Current mood:  awake

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THIS SATURDAY
Survivors of the WHITE Plague ART SHOW:
September 6th
at
SHOW CAVE (NEW LOCATION!!)
1930 Echo Park Ave
LA CA 90026
7 till MIDNIGHT!!!


Visions of a desolate world overflowing with glorious mutations, uncontrollable sexual depravities, extreme guttural violence, blaring obscenity, spiritual corruption, moral mayhem, and self-mutilation, as seen through the graphically savage eyes of:
Mike Diana -
creator of Boild Angel and the only artists ever convicted of Obscenity and legally no allowed to draw for almost 3 years just for a comic book he drew!!!
Victor Cayro a.k.a Bald Eagles -
self-taught artist whos work oozes with the virtues of the groutesque and beautiful. His amazingly detailed works mix 80's action movie demi-god, ultra violence, and scathing humor into a personal mythology flowing straight from his id.
David Magdaleno -
A Los Angeles native who's work has gradually mutated into an inspired mix of Day of the Dead themes, classic skateboard graphics, psychedelic horror, and low-brow comedy.
Keenan Marshall Keller-
Los Angeles artist and curator whos continuously works on drawings, zines, commix, and putting together kick-ass art shows such as this one. His work flows from dark psychedelia filled with mutants, 3rd eyes, magik and surreal landscapes; to full color pieces of humor and absurdity.

These artists show the evidence of grand catastrophe, an illness that is killing both our future and our pasts… An Armageddon seen by only those who dare to look!
collectively they are:
The Survivors Of The White Plague
Featuring over 80 original works as well as Limited Edition, prints, zines, tees, and commix…

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Currently listening:
Family Man
By Black Flag
Release date: 1990-10-25
Monday, August 04, 2008 

Category: Writing and Poetry

So I've been doing a bit of writing. Yeah I know, nothing new there. While I do have several new film projects in the works (one of which I'm dying to talk about, but can't) I've also been working on other avenues for total world domination.

That might sound like a bit of an exaggeration, but I assure you I AM here to dominate. I will not be happy until I have all of you twisting in agony under my global influence - fuck that, aim high, how about intergallactic influence?!

While you all anxiously await my next film, TV and comic book effort - yeah I'm delusional like that - I have a few brain droppings available to you in the form of a pair of short stories published in two seperate anthology books. I'm pretty excited as these two pieces are the first two stories I've had published.

The First is my story Z NOIR published in DARKENED HORIZONS 5 http://www.darkenedhorizons.com/ It's exactly what you think it is, a noir-style zombie tale told from the point of view of the recently deceased (or rather re-animated.)

And I have THE FLESH SHOW available for download as the e-book TEN NAILS http://www.freewebs.com/tennailsebook/apps/webstore/  It's a story about a boy who runs off to join a traveling carnival and gets everything he ever wanted... but at a price.

Enjoy the goodies and until next time...

Pleasant Nightmares

 

Currently reading:
The Road (Oprah’s Book Club)
By Cormac McCarthy
Release date: 2007-03-28
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 

Current mood:  working

***Reposted from Ryan Rotten's Blog***

 

Push for a Wide "Midnight Meat Train" Release!

Last week, I was sucker punched with some troubling news concerning the release of Clive Barker's Midnight Meat Train (review).  In short, Lionsgate is eyeing to dump the flick in a hundred theaters come August 1st then whisk it off to DVD later this year.  To add insult to injury, this manuever reportedly has much to do with some sort've squabble within the walls of the studio amongst certain personnel.  So, because of personal grudges, one director's American debut (that's Rhyuhei Kitamura) is taking a whallop to the balls and lil' Johnny Horror Fan living in "somewhere Ohio" is going to be deprived of seeing Meat on the big screen.

Barker recently stepped forward endorsing any and all fan support (
details) to get this puppy a wider release.  Below is a re-posting of a letter from an e-mail I received recently...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

OPEN LETTER TO ALL HORROR FANS:

WE NEED TO START A VIRAL CAMPAIGN TO GET THIS MOVIE A WIDER RELEASE!!!

A very reliable SOURCE from within Lionsgate has told me that the decision to dump Midnight Meat Train in as few as 100 screens and then rush the film to DVD is based purely on INTERNAL POLITICS.

Something along the lines of: the new head honcho does not like the old head honcho so he is deliberately dumping all of his films out of spite and malice.

But there is HOPE. The only thing that overrides backstabbing politics in Hollywood is PURE GREED. It is clearly not healthy for investor relations to dump a movie that has a vocal and dedicated audience. Midnight Meat Train represents the kind of horror film that audiences have been dying for!!!

There is growing internal pressure within the company for a wider release of this film and PUBLIC FAN PRESSURE may help to push this decision over the edge.

If you wish to see MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN in all its big screen glory at a THEATER near you, please do the following:

Cut and paste the message at the bottom of this post and e-mail it to:

1) investor relations at Lionsgate: keasterling@lionsgate.com

2) Lionsgate: general-inquiries@lionsgate.com

3) call Lionsgate at (310) 449-9200 and express your desire to see MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN get the release it deserves.

BE POLITE AND PROFESSIONAL! We do not want to piss them off, just want them to know how many fans out there would like to shell out their hard earned cash to see the most groundbreaking horror film of the past ten years in a real movie theater!

4) SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!

WE HAVE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS MOVIE TO LET IT GO STRAIGHT TO DVD!!!

Post this message everywhere, send it to your horror friends and spread the word! We need to act FAST to have an effect!!!

And LONG LIVE THE MEAT!!

HERE'S A SAMPLE MESSAGE FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE (or feel free to compose your own):

Dear Lionsgate,

As a long time Clive Barker fan, I am writing you to express my strong desire to see "The Midnight Meat Train" on the big screen.

Rumors are currently circulating that the film will only be released on a limited basis and I am very concerned that I will miss my opportunity to see the most highly anticipated Clive Barker film in over a decade in all of its big screen glory!

There are millions of horror fans like myself who have been disappointed by the recent trend towards watered down PG-13 horror movies. Clive's work represents a return to serious, thought provoking horror movies and with Ryuhei Kitamura at the helm, I am even more excited to experience this collaboration as it was intended: in a packed theater with hundreds of other horror fans like myself!

I urge you to please give this film the release it deserves!

Many thanks!

Currently watching:
Ultimate Versus
Release date: 2007-03-27
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 

Current mood:  hopeful
http://www.massify.com/pitches/mentalstate

A friend of mine and co-host of the very cool Drunken Zombie Podcast recently asked for my help with a project of his...actually he asked my 4 year-old son a favor. My kid provided the voice-over for his creepy trailer/pitch MENTAL STATE for the Massify/After Dark Films contest to find the next great horror film.The pitch that recieves the most votes will actually be produced.

Copy and paste the address - because I'm too retarded to drop a link into these little blog boxes.

http://www.massify.com/pitches/mentalstate




Now I never ask you to do anything for me, but if you could, please take the time to register and vote for MENTAL STATE...it's currently in 2nd place and the contest ends in less than a week. Please help put Bryan's pitch over the top. He's a true horror fan who is already giving back to the community through his podcast...let's help him realize his dreams!

Thanks

Currently listening:
Ultra Orange & Emmanuelle
By Ultra Orange & Emmanuelle
Release date: 26 March, 2007
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 

Current mood:  dirty

Valentine

 

Stirring as I think of you,

It flutters, leaps and calls your name,

It thunders to the heavens

"Be Mine."

 

Born within this Ossian cage,

My Necco-flavoured candy love

Rages to be free, to be yours

"Sweetheart"

 

This beating threatens to destroy,

Explode from out my chest

And rend my flesh to be near you

"Forever Yours"

 

Now lying, bleeding on the floor,

I claw as deep as fingers can,

And cracking bones to yank it free,

I hold my heart within my hand.

Pulsing with undying lust,

This organ is no longer mine,

And parting lips to breathe your name,

Will you be my Valentine?

Currently listening:
There’s Nothing Wrong With Love
By Built to Spill
Release date: 13 September, 1994
Saturday, February 09, 2008 

Current mood:  determined
I visit quite a few horor forums. I find it helpful in shaping my material to listen (but not too closely) to what the fans like, what the fans want... because I'm a fan too. I can't help but notice that the polls and competitions on these sites are the most heavily trafficked threads. Everyone wants their opinions to matter. Everyone wants to feel like what they have to say is valid.

So why don't some of you vote?

I understand the horror community enjoys being on the fringe and enjoys living at a certain level of open defiance of the system. Honest, I get it. Sometimes the way we look and dress and express ourseleves is frowned upon in "polite" society. But that doesn't make our voice any less imporant or valid.

I am imploring you, the disenfranchised, jaded horror lovers to register to vote and to do what we do best... fuck up the system.

I am seriously considering using a few of my horror connections to start a horror-themed Rock the Vote campaign to get the young and disenfranchised excited about voicing their opinions in organized elections.

Who's in?

http://www.rockthevote.com/home.php

Currently listening:
In on the Kill Taker
By Fugazi
Release date: 30 June, 1993
Thursday, January 24, 2008 

Current mood:  giddy

Fangoria Interview

January 23: Screenwriter talks Argento's new GIALLO

It was widely reported last week that Dario Argento's next project will be an English-language homage to his genre of choice, titled simply GIALLO and set to star his daughter Asia, Vincent Gallo as a serial murderer and Ray Liotta as the cop trying to stop his rampage. The script was written by Sean Keller and Jim Agnew, the former of whom dropped Fango a line to convey his excitement about the project. "Jim and I are huge fans of the gialli of Argento, Mario Bava, Sergio Martino, etc.," he tells us, "and decided to write a spec screenplay that was a love letter to the genre we affectionately call fashion-horror. We are essentially huge horror/exploitation geeks with a rather fetishistic love for Italian art direction, so we treated the writing of the script as a challenge to identify and incorporate as many of the giallo staples as we could into our story—and we crammed a lot of them in there.

"We never dreamed that Dario Argento would read our script, let alone like it enough to want to direct it," Keller continues. "It still hasn't completely sunk in. Dario Argento likes us! How cool is that? And the cast so far is awesome. The fact that it is moving so fast has our heads spinning. And as if working with one of our idols isn't enough, we have another genre master attached to direct our screenplay L.A. GOTHIC: the one and only Dr. John Carpenter! We managed to sign a deal with producers Josh Kesselman and Danny Sherman of Principal Entertainment on Halloween Day—just hours before the WGA strike." The L.A. GOTHIC synopsis passed along by Keller describes the project as "five interwoven stories of high-octane horror centering on a vengeful ex-priest's efforts to protect his teenage daughter from the supernatural evils of LA's dark side."

"Argento and Carpenter!" Keller raves. "These are the guys who made us who we are. They are the ones who not only scared the shit out of us as kids, but also filled us with the desire to scare everyone around us. And these two geniuses are both going to help us scare the shit out of all of you!" Stay tuned for more on GIALLO at this site soon. —Michael Gingold



You can all be prepared for a very straight and very tense kitchen-sink Giallo thriller. We roll in Torino, Italy the first week of March. Wish us luck!!!!
Currently watching:
Who Saw Her Die?
Release date: 25 June, 2002
Friday, January 11, 2008 

Current mood:  geeky
The holiday hangover has passed, the resolutions are still in tact and I've stopped writing 2007 on my checks... must be time for a "Best of 2007" list.

What's that you say? Everyone already posted thier lists? Good for them - I like to ponder, ruminate and I'm also a fucking lazy ass all right? so GET OFF MY BACK!

ahem - here's the list

Favorite Films of 2007
  1. Grindhouse - nothing came close. The most fun I've had in the cinema since Darth Vader told Luke that he was his father. Two ass kicking horror-exploitation flicks for the price of one.
  2. No Country for Old Men - Chigur!!!!! I know who I'm going to be for Halloween next year!
  3. Once - Intimate, honest, beautiful and moving. The music soars, the acting inspires and the story never dips into cliche. The scene in the music store is one of the greatest musical moments in film history.
  4. Eastern Promises - holy shit!!!! Cronenberg moves into Scorcese territory in this powerful tale of sexual slavery, duty and betrayal told without sentimentality... or pants!
  5. Hot Fuzz - How can a movie that aspires to be Point Break end up a hundred times better than Point Break? Operating in a completely seperate universe than the endless string of crap film parodies like Date Movie/Scary Movie/Epic Movie, Hot Fuzz treats its source material with unabashed man-love. You can feel the glee leaping of the screen - a major feat in filmmaking.
  6. 3:10 to Yuma - A remake that I thought would be pointless (The original is a great film - if you haven't yet seen it, go rent it now) actually impresses with top-notch acting, great writing and beautiful cinematography. I'd love to see the whole film again with Bale and Crowe switching roles!
  7. Bug - twitchy, itchy, maddeningly paranoid... Two people in a room never looked so good.
  8. 300 - Visually impressive and fun. Possibly the most homoerotic film of all time. It should be playing on a loop at Bally's. It inspired me to go get ripped... now I look EXACTLY like a Spartan.*
  9. Hatchet - Adam Green takes two parts Friday 13th, one part An American Werewrolf In London and one part Scream, drops them into a blender and sets it on "Awesome."
  10. Sweeny Todd - The only thing keeping this one from being a masterpeice is the music. I'm no Sondheim fan, never have been. But Depp, Burton, Cohen and Carter (not to mention Colleen Atwood and Dante Feretti) pull out all the stops to create a lush, gritty and very wet world. It was a pleasure to bathe in the rivers of blood for a couple of hours.
  11. Eagle vs. Shark - quirky and dorky and really sweet and really funny. It succeeds where Napolean Dynamite failed.  Every character is well drawn and every laugh is earned.
* um... not really... not even close

And an honorable mention to Joe Lynch's Wrong Turn 2. It's a dubious distinction, but I'm going to call it Best DTV Movie Ever. "I didn't even like the first Wrong Turn" you say? "Why the hell would I like a direct-to-video sequel?" Because it kicks a ton of ass, that's why. It shares Hot Fuzz's plapable sense of joy, Grinhouse's pure love of carnage and it stars Hank...come on, that's a good fucking time right there!
Currently watching:
2019 - After the Fall of New York
Release date: 25 February, 2003