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Age: 35
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Friday, November 20, 2009

Friday Links: Cougar Affair and the Dancing Bear, Dumbest Arsonist Ever, Beltfed Shotgun, Five
Current mood:

cold
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

It's a little known fact... hot blond cougars need love too.

So hurry up and make a move on that single mom down the street.

and if YOU don't take advantage... then the Dancing Bear WILL.

He's got a great rap, so you sould hurry up, bub.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

The FIRST Rule of Arson: Light the OTHER thing on fire, not yourself

Unlike this dumb Brit, who lit himself, his car, and his friends on fire.

When simply hitting the target isn't enough... you need a beltfed automatic shotgun:

It's for umm... home defense. Yeah, right.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Kate Hudson isn't wearing a Bra (Drunken Stepfather)
...and whaddya know, in these movies Kate Hudson is totally NAKED

Pam and Terri are Totally Into One Another (z0d)

Interview and Photo Shoot with Brooke Long (Bullz-Eye)

Jennifer Dark has very dark hair...but not much of it (Daily Niner)

Sofia Weber Wants to show you her Hiney...and everything else (Freakshow Planet)

Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (Made Man)

5 Completely Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs (FunnyCrave)

MAXIM Girls Know How to Clean a Car (Top Cultured)

The 20 Funniest Barack Obama Photoshop Photos (SuperTremendous)

Letter From a Sex Maniac (Today's Big Thing)

Honest HBO Warnings (College Humor)

The Greatest Star Wars Tauntaun Costume Ever (GammaSquad)

Intercourse with a Vampire, Episdode 3 (atom)

Great 90's Movie Soundtracks: "Pretty Woman"(Ice ICe Babies)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Our favorite Hungarian hottie, fitness model Krisztina Sereny is working her biceps and triceps.

Is she getting a workout? We have no idea. We just like watching her bob up and down.

We don't usually like redheads, but hot teen model Daggy Jane has turned our heads:

Awful name. Great body. Can't win 'em all.

From babes to bands, let's check out FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH live in Lubbock, Texas:

"Burn it Down" LIVE at the Pavilion.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to sexy PLAYBOY cougar Arlene Baxter:

Listen fellas, how many times do we have to say it? Cougars need the love... especially the well-maintained ones.

WHOA! Hold on...COUGAR? Check THIS out, slim!

What are you waiting for, bub....Get on that shit, now!

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Belt fed Automatic Shotgun
Krisztina Sereny Works Her Biceps and Triceps - Naked
World's Dumbest Arsonist Sets Himself on Fire
Teen Redhead Daggy Jane Plays In Bed
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: 'Burn It Down' LIVE in Texas
Sexy Cougar Arlene Baxter Takes A Bath

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Friday, November 20, 2009

Thursday Links: Biplane crashes after takeoff, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE and DOPE live, Link Love
Current mood:

awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We happily present reason #1 to NEVER get into a biplane:

Crashing into the tree line 30 seconds after takeoff looks like a real pain in the ass...neck...and everything in between.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Megan Fox has Ill-Fitting Panties(Drunken Stepfather)
...and of course if you CLICK HERE you can see MEGAN FOX NAKED

Bambi and Sandra do some pants-less taste testing (z0d)

The Top 10 Things to Have in you House That Chicks Will Digg (Bullz-Eye)

August is a Gal who we could get with in ANY month (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Kayla Collins is more than Kinda Cute (Freakshow Planet)

Hybrid Yacht Sails 1,000 Green Miles (The Bachelor Guy)

The Last 10 Years in 7 Minutes (Manofest)

Employee Manuals...Probably (College Humor)

User's Guide to Boob Terminology (Holy Taco)

Everything You Don't Know about Whiskey (Made Man)

Left 4 Dead: The retro NES (IHeartChaos)

Top Ten Signs your NFL Team Owner is Nuts

A Review of the Food at a Local Arby's(FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Holy Hell in a Hat Box! Veronika Zemanova is giving a lap dance to a large-breasted lady.

The plot sucks. Just suspend disbelief long enough to get into the virtual lap dance.

It's a boobies car wash with Arianna Sinn:

Those juicy jugs will clean a car better than any Sham WOW rags.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal (That Old Gag)...BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE performed a new song at Sonisphere:

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

and we found a cool clip of our friends in DOPE doing their cover of BILLY IDOL's "Rebel Yell" (decent sound quality, too!):

We like it so far. The band will have new studio tunes out in 2010.

...and from bands back to boobs we turn our eyes to 'Sweet Yurizan' Beltran:

Adios bra! She has no need for your tightness! Her bosoms need to be free!.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

DOPE: "Rebel Yell" LIVE in Minnesota
Veronica Zemanova Virtual Lap Dance
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Performs New Song at Sonisphere Festival
Sweet Yurizan Beltran Busts Out Of Her white Lace Bra
Biplane Crashes Shortly After Takeoff
Arianna Sinn Washes Her Car With Her Boobs

Currently listening:
Scream Aim Fire
By Scream Aim Fire
Release date: 2008-01-29

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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Wednesday Links: Hump Day Affair and the Dancing Bear, Homeless Guy vs. Ghost, Luckiest Polish
Current mood:

happy
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

It's hump day, kids... so start humping, dammit. Those boobs aren't going to fondle themselves, you know.

Well she might fondle them BY herself, but that's not as much fun as having an affair with the busty co-worker in the next cubicle, now is it?

By the way, if your woman tells you she's going out with the girls... watch out for the Dancing Bear.

Check her clothes for fur fragments when she gets home, buster.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

We know that Polish jokes are stale and hacky, but this video just makes it WAY too easy:

Driving the WRONG way into oncoming commuter traffic is just BEGGING for a joke.

This homeless guy TOTALLY beats the crap out of a ghost:

Either that, or he's stark-raving-fucking-mad. OK, maybe he's fucking crazy and he's shadow-boxing the air. Ghost is funnier though.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Leighton Meester puts on her make-up with a paintball gun(Drunken Stepfather)

Her name is Kat and she's showing us her... pussy. Get it? (z0d)

A chat with Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad (Bullz-Eye)

CJ Miles can go for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles (Daily Niner)

Mary Piemonte has MASSIVE Melons (Freakshow Planet)

Six Crazy Internet Money Making Ideas (That Worked) (Gunaxin)

You Too Can Live Like A Hamster For A Night (Don Chavez)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1979 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

Werner Herzog Thought Nicolas Cage was on drugs (FilmDrunk)

Walken + Cartman + Gaga = Awesome (Warming Glow)

Unicorn vs. Narwhal - The Game (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Is it really a Hacked Carmen Electra video or an intentionally-leaked homemade sex tape:

Who CARES? It's three minutes of hot girl-girl footage. CLICK IT!!

Breastacular Sexy Czech Jenny McClain is juggling her jugs:

Bosoms like that DESERVE to be played with.

From heavy boobs to heavy metal...MEGADETH is on tour now (click for tix!):

That's Dave Mustaine doing "Tornado Of Souls" in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

Once you get done mounting sexy older women who you meet in chat rooms, head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Homeless Man Fights With a Ghost
Jenny McClain Plays With Her Giant Jugs
MEGADETH: 'Tornado Of Souls' LIVE in Michigan
Carmen Electra Leaked Girl-Girl video
Luckiest Polish Driver EVER!
Britt Drops Her Bombs In The Dressing Room

Currently listening:
Karma
By Winger
Release date: 2009-10-27

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Monday Links: Drunk Girl In a Tub, Ferrari vs. Bulldozer, Link Love, Bruce Springsteen Slip-Up
Current mood:

animated
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Shake off that Monday morning hangover and wake up the drunk woman in the bathtub

Don't worry. Just get her home before her husband wakes up and then you can do it again next weekend...have an affair. Live it up a little!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that's a nice Ferrari, isn't it?

Keep watching. It doesn't stay very nice for very long.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your breath, however, smells like stale beer. Brush those teeth, idiot.)

Eliza Dushku has trucker butt!(Drunken Stepfather)
..and you know if you want see Eliza Dushku totally naked, make with the clicky-clicky.

Veronika is Very Innocent...until she takes off her shorts (z0d)

TV Power Rankings: Winter Edition (Bullz-Eye)

Uma Stone is ... is... oooh my Goodness. (Daily Niner)

PENTHOUSE Pet Andi Sue Irwin is Awesome...and Naked. (Freakshow Planet)

Budget Garage Door Opener Spoof (DJMICK)

Vintage Video of Shaq in High School (BallHype)

101 Signs You Might Be Evil (FunnyCrave)

10 female celebs who should be seen and not heard (Guyism)

5 Reasons Jon Gosselin Deserves His Own Reality Show (Top Cultured)

'Dancing With the Stars' Just Got A Lot Better (Warming Glow)

Cormac McCarthy Still a Fountain Of Wisdom (FilmDrunk)

Finally, a handy tool for popping out baby eyeballs [WTF]

'Twilight' STD Spoof (Comedy)..

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you don't have anything other than laundry to cling to. Chop Chop, pool boy!)

Sexy Latina Nina Mercedez is taking her top off and whoa boy...

and umm... we're totally derailed now. go watch Nina's hardcore footage too.

Keeping with the bosoms, let's take a look-see at PLAYBOY Cyber Girl Jamie Graham:

She's young, possibly-dumb, and full of... um, bosom. Goddamn, we got nothing. Just look at her.

From nipple-slips to on-stage slip-ups, how could we NOT point out Bruce Springsteen's slip up at the Palace at Auburn Hills:

Good evening, Ohio! Err, Detroit. Fuck.

Turning to the slightly-obscure, check out Swedish Melodic rockers The POODLES:

That's "Caroline" LIVE at Firefest 6 in the UK. Why? Because we CAN.

aaaand Back to Boobies with Ann Angel and her great tan lines...

Nina's dancing alone in her room... and lotioning up her boobies. she's doing other stuff too... naughty stuff.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the folks with really low IQ's - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Jamie Graham Nude Playboy Photo Shoot
THE POODLES: Caroline LIVE at Firefest 6
Ann Angel Dances Topless In Her Room
Bruce Springsteen yells Good Evening Ohio while on Stage in Michigan
Nina Mercedes Takes Off Her Tan Dress
Ferrari loses control and hits Bulldozer

Currently listening:
Violet Horizon [CD on Demand]
By Rob Balducci
Release date: 2009-07-23

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday Links: Hot Tub Affairs and the Dancing Bear, Girl Sticks Needle Through Tongue, Michael
Current mood:

creative
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Happy Friggin' Friday, mawfuggers! Is this image in your future?

Make your parents proud, and have some fun with some drunken college babes in a jacuzzi...just don't tell their boyfriends.

..and if YOU don't take advantage of the opportunity then the Dancing Bear WILL step in.

He's not what you'd call subtle. He's also well-hung.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

She's putting a sewing needle through her tongue. WHY??!?!?!?!

We got nothing. We're too skeeved out to comment.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Christina Ricci is going to be naked in her new movie(Drunken Stepfather)
Of course, it's not the first time Christina Ricci has been naked on screen.

Did Lela Star get BIGGER boobs? We think so. (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Meggan Mallone is in the shower...and has nice nubs! (Daily Niner)

Brea Bennet is Blond, Busty and umm...crap, train of thought...derailed. (Freakshow Planet)

Ashley Greene: The Only Good Thing About Twilight (Top Cultured)

Clash of the Titans Tag-line: The Future of Advertising? (FunnyCrave)

Devasting MMA Submissions, That Probably Won’t Work For You (Gunaxin)

Iguanas and Breakdancing: the Bad Lieutenant review (FilmDrunk)

Stephen Colbert vs. Miracle Whip (Warmming Glow)

Japanese version of X-MEN has the Best Intro Ever (IHeartChaos)..

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Boobtastic Denise Milani is flaunting her enormous assets in a tight purple dress.

...and a purple thong...which we see thanks to well-time gusts of wind

From short skirts to showering and shaving, we move to PLAYBOY Coed Mallory Kingston:

She spends a TON of time washing herself. We want to eat cherries out of her navel.

...and from Showering to Shredding, here's guitar virtuoso Michael Angelo Batio:

Shredding on his double-neck Dean guitar. So over-the-top, it's impressive.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Sunny Leone Loses Her Lace Lingerie
Newbie Motorcyclist Hits Garage Wall
Denise Milani in a Purple Dress and Thong
Michael Angelo Batio - Double Neck Guitar Shredding
Mallory Kingston In The Shower
Girl Shoves Needle Through Her Tongue

Currently listening:
Violet Horizon [CD on Demand]
By Rob Balducci
Release date: 2009-07-23

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thursday Links: Bad Indian Karaoke, Beaver Pees On Correspondent, Link Love, Steven Tyler joins
Current mood:

awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

THAT's TERRIBLE:

His name is Dr. K Chaudhry. He's 65, and he's from New Delhi, India. He thinks he can sing Michael Jackson's "Beat It"

We think he's WRONG.

A beaver peed on Debbye Turner Bell's face this morning on the CBS Early Show

Did we stutter? Why haven't you clicked that yet? A Beaver PEED on her face! Sheesh!

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Shauna Sand In A See-Through Shirt(Drunken Stepfather)
OK, that's nice but you COULD be watching the SHAUNA SAND SEX TAPE.

Yumi Kai is more than Kinda Sexy (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Madison Scott is SO totally Naked (Daily Niner)

We want to put the Hammer...to Jamie Hammer (Freakshow Planet)

Twitter Tells Users To Go Screw Themselves (Comedy)

Behold! The ULTIMATE Star Wars Rape Van (FilmDrunk)

Andre Agassi Book Deleted Scenes: The Merkin (SportsPickle)

Pitmaster Tips For Lighting Your Grill Fire (The Bachelor Guy)

Fighting The Idiots: A Modern Warfare 2 Experiment (FunnyCrave)..

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Busty Brunette adult starlet Erica Campbell can't go 30 seconds without touching herself.

This video is proof of that. Click it!

OK, keeping with the "boobies" theme British bombshell Hannah Claydon is getting all kinds of naked:

Don't take OUR word for it. Watch the video, fool!

From boobs to bands on the verge of breaking up, it looks like Steven Tyler isn't quite saying "adios" to AEROSMITH yet:

He was on stage with Joe Perry's band at Irving Plaza in New York City this week singing "Walk This Way".

From music to models (of the Russian variety) Ukrainian Playboy hotness Dasha Astafieva will make your head spin:

Unless you're already pointed forward, in which case you'll just stare straight and drool.

Once again, we turn our attention to Gisele, who you all have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS:

We gave her a Grr Shirt. The guys in SLAUGHTERHOUSE and Koch Records gave us "The One".

GISELE's SHIRT DOESN'T STAY ON FOR LONG... CLICK IT!!!

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
Beaver Pees on CBS Correspondent's Face
Hannah Claydon Busts out of her Bra and Panties
STEVEN TYLER joins JOE PERRY PROJECT on stage in New York City for "Walk This Way"
Erica Campbell takes off her tight pink top
Dr K Chaudhry Sings Michael Jackson's "Beat It" poorly
Dasha Astafieva Naked Out By The Fountain

Currently listening:
Believe
By Orianthi
Release date: 2009-10-26

11:13 PM

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Wednesday Links: Hump Day and Hot Moms, Moped into Living Room, DUFF McKAGAN Live, CLASH OF THE
Current mood:

awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

It's Hump Day, boys and girls... time to ask your friend's hot mom out for a drink...or nine.

You're young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women...especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.

of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.

His furry pelvis will be all over your mom...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You might be asking yourself why would you drive an '89 Honda Moped into your living room.

Why WOULDN'T you???

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Britney Spears' ass in a Bikini(Drunken Stepfather)
Goddamn. Britney sure does have a hot ass when she tries.

Kimberly McKenna is wearing a red shirt. Kinda. (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Sophia Santi has a badass back tattoo (Daily Niner)

Lesbian Hotness with Tyler Faith and Lexxi Tyler (Freakshow Planet)

Who Wore it Best: Celebrity Cleavage Edition (Top CUltured)

WTF? Now That’s A Mouse (DJMICK)

Michael Jackson's live seance on British TV (I Heart Chaos)

$150 Beer is Pure Utopia (The Bachelor Guy)

Seth MacFarlane's Secret Formula (College Humor)

Studio Still Molesting Wolf Man

..
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Who doesn't love Denise Milani's boobs?

She's having a bikini hot tub party with Destiny Daniels. Yay!

As long as we're looking at boobies, Brea Lynn is peeling off her dress:

Because she's got a new...very lucky...glass dildo to play with.

From tits to trailers, here's the first trailer for the CLASH OF THE TITANS reboot:

CGI monsters, mythology, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, and Sam Worthington. Whoopee.

From big bad monsters to bands, our buddy DUFF McKAGAN blew the roof off the Pepsi Music Festival:

Well, TECHNICALLY, it was at an outdoor venue in Argentina... so, umm... no roof.

This lovely li'l lady is Lindsay Marie and she's trying on clothes:

She's blond. She's got big boobs. She's putting on a bikini. What else do you need? Eh, MAYBE a personality. Honestly, who gives a shit?

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

CLASH OF THE TITANS (2010 remake) - Trailer
Brea Lynn Peels Off Her Pink Dress
DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED: Flatline LIVE in Argentina
Denise Milani and Destiny Daniels in the Hot Tub
Honda Spree Moped vs Living Room Window
Lindsay Marie Tries on a Tiny Blue Bikini

Currently listening:
Hands Without Shadows
By Michael Angelo Batio
Release date: 2006-10-10

11:12 PM

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tuesday Links: Drunk French guy vs. Wine bottle, Truck Dumps Beer, METALLICA and ROB ZOMBIE do
Current mood:

anxious
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Leave it to a drunk French guy to figure out how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew...

Someone want to give this lush the number to the local AA meeting? Just sayin...

A semi truck dangerously dangles over an overpass in Ohio...

and Scott Bradley, who was driving from NJ to CA, comments on... all the beer on the road.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We're waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.

Kyla has a Kute Kookie (misspelling for effect, obviously) (z0d)

Featured Model: Erin (Bullz-Eye)

Georgia and Francesca are Making Fast Friends (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Nicole Violet Albright...is Alright (Freakshow Planet)

24: The Lost Episodes - Jack Bauer Disputes a Credit Card Charge (FunnyCrave)

Al Gore Will Be On The '30 Rock' Christmas Episode (Warming Glow)

Star Wars Gangsta Rap: Chronicles (atom)

How To Eat A Chicken Wing (Yep Yep)

The White House Reacts to ABC's 'V' Series, Asylum (Asylum)

10 of the best coaching meltdowns of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Ambiguous Endings Resolved (College Humor)

World's Largest Bikini Parade (with video) (Don Chavez)..

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

We're seeing double. It's Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell:

We call this masterpiece "Busty Boob Rubdown". Get a drool bib. You'll need it.

Adult starlet Shay Laren is disposing of her daisy dukes:

They're just too darn bulky, wouldn't you know it?

From Boobies to Bands, those kids in METALLICA are on tour now and they're releasing live concert footage from France:

The mighty Hetfield growling out "Creeping Death" in 2009 Get those METALLICA tickets now!..

Along those lines ROB ZOMBIE is out on tour and paid tribute to METALLICA in Denver:

That's Rob doing "Enter Sandman" at the Fillmore.

You've seen this next lady in plenty of FOUNDRY CAMS VIDEOS over the years:

We all Love Gisele...especially when she's touching herself...which, as luck would have it, is quite often.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Semi Dumps Beer Cans and Boxes on Ohio Highway
Gisele Topless in Fishnets
French Man Opens Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew
Sunny Leone Interview and Nude Photo Shoot
ROB ZOMBIE covers 'Enter Sandman' LIVE in Colorado
Shay Laren Drops Her Shorts
METALLICA - 'Creeping Death' LIVE in Nimes, France
Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown

Currently listening:
Streets of Fire
By Place Vendome
Release date: 2009-04-14

7:38 PM

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Monday, November 09, 2009

Monday Links: Bikini Girls Kissing, Morrissey leaves the stage, Rob Halford's Winter Songs, EVA
Current mood:

aroused
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Did ANY part of your weekend include women in bikinis kissing?

If not, then get on the adult activity bandwagon. It's leaving the station soon, so hurry up!

THAT's TERRIBLE:

How do you make a guy like MORRISSEY leave a show after two songs?

Umm, chuck a bottle at his head.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your lousy mouth IS, though...so go skim a pool, orphan)

Kim Kardashian still has a big ass(Drunken Stepfather)
We're waiting for Kim Kardashian to make another sex tape.

Roxy Panther....ROAR! (z0d)

A Chat With Weird Al Yankovic (Bullz-Eye)

Rose has a Pretty Pink Butt Plug (Daily Niner)

Playboy Playmate Amanda Corey can't keep her shirt on (Freakshow Planet)

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2) (Guyism)

The 15 Best Prison Movies (Gunaxin)

2012 + RAISING ARIZONA = Aweosme (FilmDrunk)

Saw Shaming (College Humor)

Yankees Divert Parade Through Boston (Sports Pickle)

Top Ten Doomsday Prophecies (AskMen)

Sesame Street’s 10 Greatest Musical Moments (Heckler Spray)..

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll never amount to anything more than a balding house boy)

Holy Sexy Czech hotness...it's Veronika Zemanova taking her shirt off:

Yeah, sky's blue, water's wet, Veronika is taking her shirt off...

Legendary Busty Bombshell Tera Patrick Can't keep Her Robe on:

It's just too damn bulky and cumbersome. Damn you, vile satin!

From Boobies to Bands, those kids in EVANESCENCE did a 'secret show' in New York City:

SO secret, that they managed to fill the Grand Ballroom in New York City. Uh huh. Way to keep a secret.

The METAL GOD himself ROB HALFORD has a new CD out. "Winter Songs" is out now:

"Get Into The Spirit"... It's a holiday song. Rawk.

Back to boobies with the lovely Marketa Brymova and her loose-fitting pink dress:

We just saw the uncut full-length clip. We'll let you know how it is after we get a mop.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with massive A.D.D. - us included)

When you finish up boinking the new office manager, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

EVANESCENCE: 'Bring Me To Life' LIVE in New York City
Veronika Zemanova Peels Off Her Tank Top
Morrissey Leaves Stage after being hit with Bottle
Tera Patrick Busts Out of Her Blue Robe
HALFORD - Get Into The Spirit Official Video
Marketa Brymova Peels Off Her Pink Dress

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Halford III: Winter Songs
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Release date: 2009-11-03

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Friday, November 06, 2009

Friday Links: Busty MILF affair and the Dancing Bear, Motorcycle vs. Brick Wall, W.A.S.P. Live
Current mood:

awake
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

She lives next door... she's the busty MILF who needs your love.

Grow a set of balls and have an affair with the MILF next door. It's your civic duty. Seriously.

Because if YOU don't...she'll be giving it up to the Dancing Bear...

He's got bear balls. They're bigger than yours.

Heavens to Betsy! Why does Shauna Sand look so confused?

She doesn't know why you haven't seen her homemade SEX TAPE! She had her vagina widened just for it. Well, we're guessing.
It's also on DVD and Blu Ray for you folks who like to see plastic surgery in High-Definition.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This motorcyclist enters a parking lot. Loses Control. Loses his shoes.

He lost his brain before he even got on the bike.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Chloe Sevigny Has a Dumpy Dumper(Drunken Stepfather)
Then again, she went down on her man (for real) in 'Brown Bunny' - Check it!

Zoe and Avery Taste the Wine...and one another (z0d)

2009 College Football Week 10 Predictions (The Scores Report)

Marie McCray is a red hed we don't find repulsive (Daily Niner)

Laura Lee has a really LoveLEE hiney (Freakshow Planet)

The EveryMan’s (or Woman’s) Guide to Online Deviancy (FunnyCrave)

ESPN Feature With Professional Poker Star Phil Ivey (The Smoking Section)

The Huge Hits (you didn't know were covers) (Gunaxin)

Order a Dick Towel Today (Don Chavez)

The 7 Levels Of A Bar Hook Up (Guyism)

Danny Boyle trades 3 Indian Kids for one Armed White Guy (FilmDrunk)..

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

This lusty lady is Candice Cardinele:

...and she's touching her no-no spot on the luckiest leather couch EVER.

Ever wonder what it would be like to get a lap dance from Danni Ashe?

Why does she hate them? We don't know, but she tears those suckers off.

From Boobies to Bands, we're going to check in with our pal Jeff Scott Soto who has a new project W.E.T.:

They just released the video for "Comes DoWn Like Rain".

Here's another live clip from W.A.S.P.. "Wild Child" in Norway:

Why do we keep posting live versions of the SAME song? Because we're desperately trying to figure out if Blackie is lip syncing.

We're back on our movie trailer clip with the first trailer for Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time, based on the popular Prince Of Persia Video Game Series:

Fucking Jerry Bruckheimer is going to make another mint.

From sword-shaking to ass-shaking, let's look at Michaela dancing alone in her room.

Is she listening to SLAYER? Meh... maybe not.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

W.A.S.P. - 'Wild Child' LIVE in Norway
Danni Ashe Virtual Lap Dance
Prince of Persia: The Sands Of Time - Trailer 1
Candice Cardinele Touches Herself On Her Couch
CCTV: Motorcyclist Hits Wall, Loses Shoes
Michaela Dances Alone in Her Room
W.E.T. - 'Comes Down Like Rain' - Official Video

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