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Riley Schillaci


Last Updated: 12/22/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 100
City: Allentown PA
Country: US

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Thursday, December 10, 2009 

Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes
I did some thinking this week, and decided to revise some personal policies that I have for business................

1. If you ask me to do a FREE show, I will promptly tell you to "bite it".

2. I will do free shows for women run/owned events, that I think are worthwhile. But only if the promoters aren't making any money either.

3. Only 2 charity/benefit shows per year, and they must benefit someone other than some dumbass that drank their liver away, or smoked until they got lung cancer. ( I favor kids, women, and education.)
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Monday, April 27, 2009 

Someday I will re-record thi stuff, and have Julie do the vocals.


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Sunday, July 13, 2008 
It's adequate. I wish my sister Julie had been around to do the vocals, so that I didn't have to be so coordinated.


5:12 AM 
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Wednesday, July 09, 2008 
We want what the TV's selling
We want what Hollywood is wearing
We want to have the best
To be the best
We want to win
We want to love
We want to be loved
We want to be the brightest
We want fame
We want wealth
We want top notch jobs
We want what is already taken
We want what can not be ours
We want to be beautiful
We want to love the beautiful
We want to be wanted
We want to live the dream
To epitomize the dream

We want to be happy

And it makes us
Miserable

Then they show us a pill
That can cure the misery acquired
While trying to be happy
And we want that too
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Sunday, April 20, 2008 
There's one a-hole in every crowd, the one that comes up and grabs you and pulls you in with force, and you have to shove away.


Yes, I was dressed up in a corset and fishnets, and the act did involve some burlesque and strip-tease. IT IS PART OF THE ACT!!!! It does not mean that I want your nasty crotch grinding on me. If you liked the performance, great, I did my job then. We can talk about it over drinks, you buy, and I am not sleeping with you, ever. If you're polite and don't practically assault me, I might dance with you too.
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Saturday, April 12, 2008 
Got a question? Send it this way. If I can't answer it, I probably know someone who can.


Q: If I can deep throat does that mean I can Sword Swallow?

A: No. And am tired of getting that question. When you deep throat you are only controlling your gag reflex.

The gag reflex is your soft pallet, back of the tongue, and the uvula (the flap of skin covered cartilage that covers your trachea when you eat, and your esophagus when you breath)

Sword swallowing goes farther. The SwSw must relax the pharynx and esophagus and cricopharyngeal sphincter. From there the sword passes to the cardia (lower esophageal sphincter ), and into the stomach.


http://www. pubmedcentral. nih. gov/articlerender. fcgi?artid=1761150

In short: No, just because you can control your gag reflex does not mean you can sword swallow, and you have just told me that you are a giant ho.
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Friday, January 25, 2008 
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Friday, January 25, 2008 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
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Friday, January 04, 2008 

Category: Pets and Animals

Many perpetrators of domestic violence also have a history of abusing animals as well. Studies have shown that the majority of women and children entering safe-houses have witnessed the family pet abused at the hands of the same person the family is fleeing from.

Animal "performers" are routinely beaten, in order to train them. Their living conditions are not suited for the active lifestyle many animals would experience if they were in their natural habitat. It is not healthy for animals to be transported from town to town on a daily basis, housed in cramped quarters, and then forced to preform every night.

For more information visit some of the following web sites.

Just because we like getting chained up and beaten, doesn't mean they do.

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Monday, October 01, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Parties and Nightlife
In all serious, please to not try this at home. I was at a party the other night and had swallowed some drum sticks earlier in the evening BEFORE DRINKING, and an other guest got it in their head that they would try to do it too. I warned them against it, especially since they had been drinking, and I did not stick around for the results. I hope they did not try doing this. No stunt should ever be done while drunk or high!!! Your reasoning is impaired, as well as your body. Had this person tried to "swallow" the drumstick they may have accidently swallowed it, or got it stuck in their throat. Those untrained in the art, can not breath with a sword, drumstick or whatever in their throat. With alcohol in your system, you may actually puke too if try to do this. Not only this but the drumstick this person had was dented and torn up, not smooth. A rough object like that will leave cuts in the  throat, in this case probably also splinters (which can cause a serious infection), and also make you even more prone to bacterial infections such as strep. Bacterial infections are one of the most common health issues experienced by swallowers. Swallowing stuff is probably not the safest idea for getting attention and impressing your friends. If you really do feel the need to have all eyes on you, try showing your boobs instead.
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