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This list is Brian Manny's fault it was "allegedly" to help his art project, It quickly got off track and out of control as many robots may, Expectations were not met and deadlines passed, 42, 50,000 whatever...fresh for 2005 suckahs Robots Don't Have Assholes.... 1.Robots will fuk w/ ur graphic equalizers 2.Robots shud not be used as eye candy 3.Robots may eat ur brains then perhaps ur flesh but in a nice way 4.Robots may need help crossin the street 5.Robots and rollarskates are always a good business venture 6.Most robots do not enjoy scuba diving 7.Robots don't kill people, people......no wait robots kill people 8.Robots don't taste like chicken 9.Traditional (old school) robots dislike humanoid "poser" robots, there is no "i" in robot 10.robots want fre$h matching "d" batteries all the time, stay well stocked 11.robots are not potty trained and do not like newspapers in the corner 12.robots are peaceful creatures unless u try 2 unplug them 13.robots wud prefer not helping you w/ household chores, having their fokus remain on rock and roll and world domination 14.robots shud never b held acountable for their actions 15.Robots will cook you grilled cheese, not pasta primevera 16.Robots sweat the bling almost as much as rappers please keep ur robots well "iced" & "flossy" 17.Robots do not speak Spanish 18.Secretly most gears and lite meters on robots have little to no purpose 19.robots and way2 much alcohol is always a recipe for sucess and shud b practiced as often as possible 20.Robots don't usually hav change 4 a dollar and will usually keep ur dollar and most other dollars u may have 21.y2k was a skam by and for robots, who weren't really in the mood 4 office work and preferred the activities of burning and looting 22.Robots enjoyed breakdancers imitating them but are now offended by white people exploiting their culture 23.Robots are recycleable but do not enjoy hearing about it 24.Robots are neither a fruit nor vegtable 25.Robots get good reception perfect for those hard to reach college radio stations 26.Robots also think trucker hats are played 27.Robots w/ metal spiked mohawks are hip but unpractical in child caring situations 28.Robots will shake your spray paints and babies 29.robots will spill motor oil in ur hummus 30.Robots shud never b trusted w/ firearms 31.Robots require at least several stamps when mailing by order of the us postal service 32.robots cant tell time and will often make u late for job interviews and honestly don't care 33.Carpooling at gun point/ if a robot offers u a ride/ kidnaps u, the car is more than likely stolen and he now needs money for gas, avoid this situation 34.Robots do not enjoy their brains being jammed into small spaces and wud prefer the more leisurely 1950s style 35.More than 5 robots in an elevator is a bad idea, expect a disaster 36.Robots are often cranky in the morning, do not expect anything productive tiil around 2pm 37.robots dont want kreme or sugar in their iced kofie, they wud prefer the blood of ur children 38.helper robots may want to sacrafice ur children to the robot gods, most robots aren't all that religious, this again is a skam for less work 39.Seeing eye robots are the wave of the future 1nce they realize their purpose of guiding u not plucking new eyes for you. 40.Robots do not do well in petting zoos and other child entertainment situations, i.e. show&tell hide&seek, bday parties 41.Robots will maxx out ur credit cards frivolously at the local hardware store for new outfits 42.Robots dont usually have souls, do not fall for the old, "soul trading routine"