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Shalom and L'Shana Tova. Wishing everyone a happy, healthy, sweet as honey new year!

Bailout woes abound, I know. I'm blueJewin it on this one, too. Thank God for good satire, right? Right. So, on that note, I give you 500 Cunterific words from the one, the only Mr. Mxyzptlk. Enjoy.

I am in PoliQ bliss right now and in awe of FreidaBee and Randal. They have truly outdone themselves. Wait until you read what these two have cooked up. They are so in the loop politically and so damn smart and savvy.

FreidaBee's PoliQ. First of all, FreidaBee is one of my favey dames. I adore this woman. She's not typical, and not someone you can compartmentalize or categorize. She is her own woman through and through. Her brutal honesty is as alarming as it is exquisite.

FreidaB wrote from a very personal perspective about the environment, health care, economic equality, ending the war, eliminating the death penalty and preserving a woman's right to choice. Excellent points all around, especially these quotables, "End the War- Yesterday. Try Bush, et. al for crimes against humanity, please. I think killing is wrong. (Plus, quick look over at the counter over there in the sidebar. We've paid and gone into debt $555 trillion to do this murdering.)" And "It seems like he thinks that we (women) are so stupid that we won't know the difference between Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin. It is the sexist version of the provebial racist view that all people of color look alike." You have got to run and read this post now!

L'ennui Melodieux's PoliQ, I think I could start blogdating Randal, he's quite possibly more irreverent than I am and so inappropriately funny. When I say you have to read him, I mean you don't have a choice, but to read him. Why? He's insanely brilliant, or insane and brilliant. Regardless, he's fabulous.

This is my favorite quotable, "Everything is about control. Resource control, economic control, social control, body control -- and not in that Mary Lou Retton/Mikhail Baryshnikov kind of way -- all while being fed shiny bullshit in order to numb the cerebral cortex so even more control can be exerted, the whole sordid program done with a smiling face thereby preventing the need for jackbooted thugs better seen in black and white movies, video games and World War Two reenactments in various Idaho towns."

Oh, wait, found another, "Don't get me started on the fucking censorship shit. I don't have to read your Bible, you don't have to read my 69 Ways to Find Cheap, Quality Porn Online." Click away and read.

I could not be more in love with FranIAm, DCup, ImpeachmentAndOtherDreams, HelenWheels and DivaJood, five brilliant women, than I am right now in this moment.

I am so proud of each of these dames and admire their moxie so hard. Eloquently parsing fact from fiction, expressing their disdain with the Bush regime while articulating their views about why we should vote for Obama Biden and sharing how the past eight-years have impacted their lives personally and professionally. You have got to read what they've written. Speaking for myself, every literary morsel took my wig off, made me think and taught me something new about each politician that I am grateful for.

These broads KICK MOTHAH FUCKIN ASS.

Run. Read. Now. Here's the dish:

DCup of Politits, my sweet, open-minded friend and blogger spoke at length about the economy and the war. The important separation of church and state. Our loss of civil liberties and how much worse it will get should McCunt and Palin make it into office, and ending our dependence on fossil fuels. Click ovah, bubbies.

My good friend and fascinating dame with an indefatigable spirit, FranIAm wrote about the importance of separation of church and state, the economic woes we would continue facing if Bush/Palin win and, and, and how myopic their agenda would be if elected, versus thinking about what's best for America, especially in this horrific and what I regard as deadly economy. Beautiful. Go on, get your click on.

ImpeachmentAndOtherDreams, a new blog buddy, wrote at length about the economy, re-regulation and where we're headed if McCain/Palin steal the election. PS: One of her comments about sacrificing the goat is hilarsquared. The part about Palin being a tool for the patriarchy is brilliant. Again, you know the drill... Click, click, click.

HelenWheels, New blog buddy, to be sure. Though originally not an Obama supporter, which I can relate to because I was hoping for Hillary, expresses honestly why those who might not have originally chosen him should vote for him. The issues HW tables about global warming, the war, health care, civil liberties, international relations and our economic infrastructure include lots of important facts! Brilliant points all around. Run. Read. Now. After you've fallen for her, HelenWheels also posted about voter cockblocking that you must read.

DivaJood, a dame I adore slammed us with health care, the environment, the Supreme Court and Roe v. Wade, the war and with pure candor, the impact to her life personally and professionally. Great facts on Palin's pro-life posture veiled as "Feminists for Life". Drag your gorgeous touchases to her blog and check it out.

Anyone interested in participating and tagging other great political bloggers, I beg you to do so. If you need the questions, you'll find them over at each bloggers post above. You can also e-stalk me and I'll e-mail them to yas. Oh, and, darlings, send me the URL. I will post about it and link to you.

This election is too important for any of us to be apathetic. Ooh, that was pushy-judgey-judgey. Sorry. Hey, I'm a pushy dame. Are you new?!

I am filled with awe and gratitude for these goils and thank them dearly.

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Just an FYI, 5 more days to vote on JDC's magnifique essay. He's getting great feedback, by the by and many votes.

The great MonkeyMucker, one of my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyvorite bloggers has posted a delicious political meem. I asked a few lefty heavy hitters to answer a few PoliQs about why they're voting for Obama/Biden. MonkeyMuffin was the first to respond. His answers, especially regarding health care and economics -- very important things to consider! The post kicks mothah fuckin' ass. Check it out, yo.

My friend and author, JDC has spun one magnifique and hilarious yarn about Cindy McCain that truly is a must read. Oh, oh, oh, do not forget to vote, loverdeedos.

Sometimes I want to Call Cindy McCain a Cunt, Too