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Last Updated: 7/31/2007

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Gender: Male
Status: Divorced
Age: 45
Sign: Pisces

City: PORT LAVACA
State: Texas
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/26/2007

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Saturday, July 28, 2007 

Category: Romance and Relationships

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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "shit."
10:35 PM 
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Thursday, July 26, 2007 

Category: MySpace

Well, it took a while but i finally got this dang myspace.  My step daughter finally twisted my arm, thank her for me being here.  Anyway, im here so i dont wanna here no more complaints, lol, everyone is like get it get it.

4:31 AM 
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