I really dont see any good reason why you shouldn't be picking this shit up right now, right here: www.smallarmsdealer.net

have ever wished that your cell phone could sing curse words at you everytime your buddies called you? well, you sick fuck, Deep Elm Records and Small Arms Dealer are making all of your dreams come true. check out this link to get ringtones of any song off of " a single unifying theory" and from almost every other band on deep elm.

http://www.deepelm.com/ringtones

 also, we finally got our shit together for the merch section of our website so you can finally order music, t-shirts, stickers, pins, and more through PayPal shopping cart. All major credit cards are accepted, not to mention PayPal payments if you wish! It is secure, it is convenient, and it is nerdy.

we've also got a bunch of new lyrics, reviews, interviews and
other assorted horse hockey.

 so get up, get up and get down

http://www.smallarmsdealer.net

come to www.smallarmsdealer.net and purchase our debut album "a single unifying theory"  and then check out a picture of a goat shaking hands with hulk hogan

DEEP ELM SIGNS LONG ISLAND'S SMALL ARMS DEALER

16 NOVEMBER 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

DEEP ELM RECORDS is pleased to announce that Long Island, New York's SMALL ARMS DEALER has joined the label's exclusive roster. Deep Elm will release SMALL ARMS DEALER's debut full-length "A Single Unifying Theory" worldwide on February 7th, 2006. The album was recorded by Phil Douglas of LATTERMAN (also on Deep Elm).



Formed in 2004 from Long Island mainstays such as Contra, Explosivo!, The Devil Himself and Fellow Project, SMALL ARMS DEALER writes songs that evoke a metaphorical bloodbath between love, hate, betrayal, passion, sanity...and the spitfire that pours from "A Single Unifying Theory" certainly does nothing to disprove that notion. Yes, SMALL ARMS DEALER may play with the frenzied desperation of a band with one foot in the grave, but the vitriol that spews from vocalist Jason Lubrano, combined with the guns blazing, take-no-prisoners attack of the guitars and rhythm section, may very well blow the fucking lid off the proverbial rock 'n' roll coffin. The boys are ready for a fight and when the smoke clears after twelve incredible songs, all you're left with is an aching gut, tender ears and one of the best debut records you've ever heard.

Listen to 3 Songs on MyWire: http://www.mywire.org/smallarmsdealer
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/smallarmsdealer/
Band Website: http://www.smallarmsdealer.net/

"These songs are wonderously fresh, as if it's the members' first band. The lyrics, which have a foot in such disparate things as death and remaining positive, are thankfully not compromised or buried in guitar noise. Just reading excerpts won't do justice to these small punk-rock gems." - Long Island Press

i know you have nothing important to do right now because you are reading this on the internet, so why not come on over to www.smallarmsdealer.net and sign up for our mailing list so you can find out stuff like: when we are playing, what kind of shit we have that you want to buy from us, who's face we will be shitting on...and more. when you are finished signing up, get off the fucking internet. seriously.

we've used the power of dark html forces to bring you a new and improved website, we got some stickers and more new shit to come and as always you can still get our five song demo "the hot knives e.p." for free. jesus what the fuck else do you want from us.

we have decided to use our vast technilogical resources to make your life, and the eventual and utter damnation of your soul, faster and more convienient. simply go to smallarmsdealer.net and in the merch section you will find all 5 of the songs from our demo available for download complete with artwork that you can print out. if you have a shitty internet connection, dont fear because you can still get them from us at a show or have one sent to you for the measly price of whatever it costs to ship a cd to your shitty-ass computer having self. see you in hell

this is the question that is burning away at the hearts and minds of all of humanity. if you would like to get ahold of a 5 song demo c.d. called "the hot knives e.p."( a decision which should be made after very many hours of thoughtful consideration) then contact us and we will get one to you one way or another.

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