So the hot blond won last night, (she kind of looks like a little Catharine O'Hara with that lost look Anna Nicole Smith had when she was all pilled out talking about her pink comforter). Her name had to be "Candy" or "Buffy" or no.... no... I'm hung over and Dawn (the angry elf/leprechaun) just told me one better, the winner's name was JOSSY - oh yeah.... jossy..
I kind of stole her glory a little at the end b/c NICOLE SANTIAGO decided the next Bee she's judging and TONY SPECTACULAR is going back on the stage... it's gonna be brutal Tony, she's comin after ya - better darken that ink.
Buzzy Rogerio in light of the summer like weather held a street game of wiffle ball, I think some chicks hit a bus and broke the bat, which was gaffed back together for continued (in-between spelling bee rounds and cars) mostly tragic batting (although Santiago can fuckin pitch - don't blame her your drunk ass can't hit a plastic ball filled with air).
No-one got hit by a car, but I believe there was police intervention - feel free to correct me at any point.
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CHICKIE and BUZZY were fucking brilliant, per usual…. Some goddam paper is going to recognize us at some point… for christ sakes at least list our fucking event – dicks (I'm salty).
So the brothers were back together - after Buzzy's long sojourn around the southern pacific. The sexy JORDAN STALSWORTH (Scotty apologizes for getting beer in your eye) and TONY SPECTACULAR were dedicated judges along with AMY SHAFER (bitch needs to move back to Philly and help lead The Tina Yother's Army with us).
I have a correction from last night, the pollock's name is Kendig, not Kenrick and if I give him access to the drunk spelling myspace he's gonna put 102 picture of himself up there, but maybe someone will pay attention to it on a regular basis. And Pubes' real name is Collin and he brought out his balls last night, which was unnecessary.
Mike Mesa was a hero handling the door (gotta remember to get beers to him). Lucky stirred the pot, I think Brown played one new song and Butchie made a late night guest appearance. Paul, Wex, Scotty and Ron had dueling cameras which made the night feel like a coked up paparazzi sports event and Dawn of course made sure it all happened – AND remembers what happened.
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Nicole S and the judges had a late night rendition of 'I wanna be a toys r'us kid' b/c apparently buzzy was feeling nostalgic and Nicole does look a lot like the kid in the 80's commercials.
Drunkspelling.com and sweetbreadstudios.com and uncutproductions.org are all merging into one bad ass little entity and have brought in some new blood, last night, PAUL from PHILTHY.US joined (we're all shocked and really fucking thrilled to have him as one of The Tina Yother's Army), JORDAN and COSMO also jumped on ship (expect to see a DSB webisode late in 2008). Now we just have to get Shafer to move back to Philly.
Mike Z said he would be in our Fringe show (Disaster the Musical) as a dancer and that he'd do it w/o clothes…. He's insane for telling us that by the way.
Wexler and I are afraid we won't have a choreographer for the Fringe show, so we've been practicing our dance moves so that she can manage that aspect. Jordan taught us the eatin chicken wings shimmy and I think it took us 20 minutes to get down one block on our way home b/c we had to keep stopping to dance… I also believe I tackled her at one point between 16th and 17th (I blame it on the warm weather).
I head butted a few people and Kendig didn't get in a fight with the adorable graffiti kid (who's name I should know but don't).
HINT: next month is April, the month of the holy event the Jews call passover (actually the Jews probably call it something else with a sach (like "Pesach" or some shit) AND and it's the DSB anniversary!!!!!!! Passover and drunk spelling, it's like they were meant for each other.
DON'T FORGET DSB NEXT WEEK: Barbary TUES 11th
And
Bringin the Bee to the Bee's at SILK CITY on TUES 25th
Ok- I just hit a serious wave of nausea, so I'm done
go to drunkspelling.com and philthy.us for media from all the events