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Tuesday, September 11, 2007
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What up with Myspace telling me to "be more careful" cause they can't block irresistable porn spam. Am I supposed to be punished for my genetic imperative? And who says I didn't want to be Phished in the first place. Who says I don't have a Phish fetish. Who is Myspace to demand that I change my password to stop being abused. I might LIKE to be abused. Doesn't this goddamn Myspace thing originate in the United States of America, I mean don't I have access to some sort of constitutional right to be consistently Phished should I so choose? I bet Ben Franklin would be rolling in his grave if he knew that my right to be used as a porn transmitting shell was being systematically violated by a supposed engine of free speech. I bet if he was alive today he would invent the fire station and a library and an electric shock kite and then the league of Phish freedom. In fact, I would like to invite all like minded Myspacers to join what I will dub the "Franklin Fight for Phish Fetish Freedom". If you would like to participate post your netbank details on my page and change your profile pic to a mischevious looking half naked 17 year old emo. If you have a criminal record which prevents you from discharging your pro-Phish obligations you can simply demonstrate your solidarity by hanging a (FFPFF) flag from your bedroom window or cell door.
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