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New music is coming soon. REAL TALK.

FBC will be protecting and serv(ic)ing men in uniform.

Stabs and kisses,
Yo Mutha & K. Baby

There there my little mermaid. Let me soothe your angst with a chai bubble tea and a hug. I can only imagine how distressing this news must be for a young man in his formative years. Watching an idol fall from grace along your journey towards manhood is almost as devastating as your mom walking in on a masturbation binge disguised as a sick day. Or discovering you have full-blown AIDS. You just beat those delicate little fists against my bosom until the rage turns into exhausted sobs. Let it out. I have all the time in the world.

There….feel better?

Trevor, have you ever heard grown-ups use the word "parody"? It's a fancy way of describing a form of satire. Not unlike playing a joke or "clowning". Here's an example of a parody:






You and I both know that Marcel Duchamp didn't paint the real Mona Lisa. You see Trevor, a parody is like an inside joke that we're all in on together.

Mr. Avalon and Mr. Legacy were quite flattered when Finger Bang City preformed our "parody" for them last year. They agreed that it was the best (say it with me) par-o-dy of "My Dick" ever created. So wipe away those angry tears before someone confuses you with a crybaby vagina.

Hugs and kittens,

Yo Mutha

NY pics: http://vaindeer.com/photos/116

Baltimore pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/armistarphoto/sets/72157600564927604/

DC pics: Ask your mom.

And 38 cans of Aquanet later:

Thank God I read your email! I was just about to walk over to my boss's desk, letter of resignation in hand, ready to give up my coveted position at the largest independent ad agency in the world so that I could fully devote my time to pursuing a career as a white hip hop artist. Boy oh boy I'm glad I didn't make that mistake! I'll make sure to tear up that letter on my way to the bank where I will be depositing the large sum of money I received in exchange for performing songs mostly composed by rhymezone.com. I should probably stop for some bottled water along the way as I expect my throat to be parched from laughter.

Sincerely,
Yo Mutha

Or four. Watch your front cause Sloppy and Yo Mutha are back packing a new beat, hella heat, and no longer living on the street. Get your knockers off with "My Tits"—the latest cover of Mickey Avalon's erect hit "My Dick" (inspired by MC Hilary Banks and mixed by Funk Weapons). 'Sho as hell to leave your eyes black and your balls blue.

If tits could kill…ours would be a deadly disease (most likely transmitted sexually).

Tits Ahoy!
Sloppy B. + Yo Mutha

What the critics are saying:

"Like two fine pairs of tit earmuffs. Fo' shizzle." -Snoop
"Wow! My tits ARE busted." –Janet Jackson
"You bitches is alright." –Tone (from Tony, Toni, Tone)