I'm changing...True Story...ya see I'm what you may call a "Late Bloomer" Let me explain this to you.


In Grade School when Lil Boys were playing with


I was still grasping the concepts of


Don't get me wrong I'm far from



I just do everything at my own pace. In High School when the dudes were playing the "stinky finger game" with the


I was just learning that they didn't have



By the time I started getting Girlfriends the guys where doing "guy stuff" like



and the girls were chasing them by then. So I've always been a step behind on development and I am just now reaching a new stage.
 Ya see the Guys that were

  In High School were thinking about








All the things that from the "outside" say, "I'm a MAN!!!!"
I was thinking about





in which I didn't see alot because the



were taking it ALL.
NOW that I have got those things all I can think about is



and not just



But



I've never thought this way before at all.
I could have gave a   about

 I am one of those people who believed the
 When they said, "Do what you love to do and money will come"

Thanks Teacher but that's BULLSHIT.  When you do what you love to do there is gonna be a
 making  

off of your hard work and try his best to get away with paying you   Trust me.  I don't know what stage in "Man Growth" (if that's even a term) I am in but all day I think about HOW to get more

I am WANTING to drive a

I NEED to live in a

For those that know me know that is a DIFFERENT me. I've always had pretty cool taste in things and liked  

BUT now I NEED to get  

True Story there have been people in my past that have tried to trip me up because they thought   will only let in 1 person at a time. So they has to get me out of the way to better their chances.  I turn the other cheeck and work harder than them with a


WOW....what a  
I was. 
Now if you get in the way of ANY of my  
 
I will have no choice but to

Like I said I'm a "Late Bloomer" and I have just Bloomed.

TRUE STORY.

**FYI** This blog is not for the judgemental or the closed minded.





I'm Serious...I share my life, but if you wanna hate you can delete me as a friend...please.



Alright....it's on you.





 I need some help. Val and I just joined a few "Lifestyle" social networks online in hopes in meeting a female that we can call a "FRIEND". You know kick, go to clubs, movies, out to eat...oh yea the bedroom too, but there are 2 issues.


Ya See Val is attracted to

(not actual photos)
Which I can dig too but I have found myself

to be more of a
(FYI the following pics represent types...ok not the actual people)



Type of Guy


I've been really diggin the
(represents Asian Women)


Lately...I would go



But they have to be EXTRA sexy...it's just the truth


I'm even into
(Represents Spanish Women)


I can give a F*** about the Swine Flu!!!

But I have noticed something about us being on these "Lifestyle" networks and trying to meet a mature young woman. Ya see girls like



Don't really go for Black guys unless they

know you already or your a
(famous athlete)
 

That way it won't sound sooo bad when her finds out.  I think I am

becoming a "Pu**y Block" for Val cause when



See a Black Guy on these online "Lifestyle"

networks all they see is



And I am not that at all.

Ya see in order to be Black and to attract a 



 
you damn near have to be a

 


if Not you'll luck out and get a

And we ain't trying to go ghetto...


Now I'm not just going after



But if we do go white I'd rather have a


True Story.

 We even go to "Lifestyle" clubs but we always end up getting chased around by



F***in YUCK!!!!!

Which ain't cool at all. So I need help finding out a way to show that I am not




So that


can find a




That we can both agree on for a




Signed,

"It's hard to put your personality in words when people choose not to read anymore"

Think Back to Making the Band 1 “The Best One”…remember this cat named “Chopper City” well I found a video of him running his mouth at somebody about god knows what.  Don’t pay any attention to that just look at his damn suit LMAO!!!!!

Gotta Roast this Suit!!!

“Ol I’m 5yrs old and this is my Easter Suit lookin ass”

"Ol Semi from Coming to America lookin ass suit"

“Ol I wore my Daddy’s suit to the prom lookin ass”

.. ..

“Ol drunk uncle at the cookout lookin ass suit”

.. ..

“Ol Robert Townsend on the Parenthood lookin ass suit”

.. ..

“Ol Kenny Smith inside the NBA lookin ass suit”

.. ..

“Ol Sinbad hosting Apollo lookin ass suit”

.. ..

“Ol Ralph Tresvant “You need a man with sensitivity” lookin ass suit”

.. ..

“ Ol NE Heartbreak Looking ass Suit”

.. ..

“Ol Bobby Brown every little step I take looking ass suit”

.. ..

“Ol Blade Brown from Class Act suit wearing ass”

.. ..

“Ol Tommy from Martin lookin ass suit”

.. ..

“Ol Hakeem Olajuwon on Draft Day suit wearin Ass”

.. ..

“Ol Master P Dancing with the Stars lookin ass suit”

"Ol Steve Harvy Mr. Hightower lookin ass suit"

"Ol Stefon Erkel lookin ass suit"

LMAO!!!!!

If you want to see the Video of Copper City click HERE

If you want to see Bow Wow's recation to the suit click HERE

If you want to see Lil Wanye talk about the suit click HERE

Until Next time.

This is day 2 of my 4 day Diet “Veggies and Fruit” it’s going pretty good so far but my teeth feel extra sticky!!!!!

 Who is the hell said Jennifer Aniston was FINE?????  YUCK she looks like Snuffleupagus

Seriously when you get a new hat take the sticker off please…..

.. ..

 Lady Gaga…she should have hired me…I can pull of few strings for her!!!!

I didn’t know Tum Tum had man boobies

Speaking of that Mike Jones has slimmed on down!!!

It's sad when your sooo ugly people are suprised that your ugly ass even has a talent...

Damn I want these shoes again!!!!

 





And on a serious note “FUCK FOX NEWS” they have been telling people all week not to pay your taxes, they have been putting this propaganda out for the conservatives to mark this day in history as another Boston Tea Party.  As low as it sounds I am all for not paying taxes if there is NOT a punishment (especially if I owe at the end of the year) but this is not that matter.  The Conservatives are trying their best to make Obama look bad, to spit in the face of his new tax breaks…to scar him in history if you will.  Truthfully I can see their point on the argument but frankly I am tired of this Right and Left Bullshit.

.. ..

 Still in search of a unicorn....and only a unicorn knows what that means *wink*

.Alright...gotta head to the gym for 30mins on the Treadmill then 45mins in the Sauna on top of my daily workout...trying to get it JUST RIGHT...holla..

Likes and Dislikes

Like: Tequila Shots

Dislike: The effects of Tequila Shots the

Next morning

Like: Apartment Parties

Dislike: Parties in My Apartment

Like: Reading a Magazine while taking

a crap 

Dislike: Taking a crap at somebody's house

and your turd makes a splash when it hit

the water

Like:Dubai

Dislike: Not being able to afford to go to

Dubai due to the Recession (thanks leaders)

Like: Drunken Make Outs

Dislike: Seeing who you made out with the

next day

Like: Nice watches and wallets

Dislike: Watches that scream “I have no 

taste AAAAND I’m broke as

hell!!!!” (check the wanna be rapper that

always post bulletins about his “hit” song)

Like: Red Plastic Cups

Dislike: People that wash Red Plastic Cups

( I really think you don’t understand the

concept of plastic cups)

Like: Water with Splenda and Lemon

Dislike: People that ask me why I am

putting Splenda in my water  (Cause it’s my

water Asshole)

Like: Promotion chicks that wear skimpy

outfits for attention

Dislike: Conversations with Promotion

chicks that wear skimpy outfits for

attention

Like: All Star Weekend

Dislike: The people who go to All Star

Weekend and have no business there

(Male and Female groupies)

Like: Mike Epps

Dislike: David Alan Grier

Like: Opie and Anthony Radio Show

Dislike: ALL HIP HOP RADIO (it’s so

damn fake...turn it on and listen how they

all "scream laugh" when somebody cracks

a joke

Like: Worldstarhiphop.com

Dislike: Hip Hop Journalism

Like: Giant Margaritas for $5

Dislike: Small un-salted over priced  

Margaritas

Like: Jay-Z

Dislike:Rapperscalled

“Young”or“Yung”

Like: Girls with Cute Feet

Dislike: French-manicured toes

(really????)

Like: Getting Gifts for people

Dislike: Valentine’s Day as an obligation

Like: Text Messages

Dislike: Voicemail

Like Blog threads

Dislike: Internet social networks

Like: Ciroc with lemonade and grape

juice

Dislike: $12 cocktails at the bar

Like: Waking up Saturday Morning

Dislike: Waking up Saturday Morning

thinking about what I have to do Monday

Like: Rihanna

Dislike: Rihanna without makeup