http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xf2GvbFOg

Pump it in ur cubicles y'all. This here's the anthem for anybody who ain't FT!!!

That is some pimp shit. I don't think these guys know how to ask for money.

Doing a little thing for ESPN tomorrow where I play a smooth jazz DJ and interview BF. If anyone wants me to ask Broadway Brett anything let me know.

I heard most of it and was truly moved. After the speech though, one of the conservative pundits said that if you turned the sound down that Obama just looked angry. And that's what you want to do when you LISTEN TO A SPEECH -- TURN THE SOUND DOWN!!! How is this cashew on TV?

Man,
how many more great comics can we lose this year? Bernie Mac is probably the hardest working guy in Hollywood. He didn't get his own show until he was well into his 40s. He just kept pounding the pavement, being a great performer, loyal husband and father and all around good dude and this is what happens. I get it. Death comes to us all but damn! Bernie?? Though me and his styles differ greatly I always looked at him as a great example of perseverance in the comedy game. In the 90s when no one knew who the hell he was I remember him tearing it up on Def Comedy Jam, and making scene-stealing appearances in Booty Call, Friday, and a whole bunch of other urban comedies. He used to say, "I ain't scared of you motherfuckers!" and it would make me bust a gut every time. He lived a full life, though. In a world where we can always use a winking distraction his passing is truly a gut punch.

Woke up this morning thinking that if Crystal Meth is white people crack, why don't you get the same punishment for its possession? Hmmmm... Thoughts?

I remember you were too risque to watch as a kid so I would sneak a look at your specials latenight on HBO. The Hippy-Dippy Weatherman will be filing his reports in the big sky above.

Those Bobby Kennedy comments weren't the last straw for me and Hil. The last straw was when she went toe-to-toe with Sinbad about how she lied about her trip to Kosovo. The woman has serious diarrhea of the pie hole. She'd say she grew up a poor Chinese boy in the Gold Rush of 1849 if it got her votes. You can't be everything to everyone, m'lady. I mean what the shit was she talking about? Here's the quote, "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary, somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember, Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California." Nice seg! Sandpaper smooth. I don't really know what to make of that quote but I know I don't like her (and not because she has a vagina). It's just I feel like she's taking down the whole nation for her own selfish interests. I like Obama -- not over the moon about him -- but I would vote for him. Why? Because he's not your typical power-lusting two-faced politico. Ask yourself, do you know anyone that actually WANTS to be president someday? Chances are you don't and if you answered yes think about what that nutbag is like -- Right, a real sociopathic ass cloud. People that want job 1 in America are a breed apart and they're getting more unabashed with each passing electoral process. Going to the park now.

I love how that was the headline of the NY Post today. Didn't the body count in Myanmar jump to 22,000? Snoresville! I guess the good folks at The Post thought we could wrap our tiny brains around that a whole lot easier than a cyclone. How can a paper take itself seriously when one day it's ripping apart some politician and then the next day taking the meat axe to someone who starred in Herbie: Fully Loaded? Wha?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boNrRO-Eu2w

You've got to watch to believe!