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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 19
Sign: Virgo

City: the only place i want to be SHEPHERDSVILLE
State: Kentucky
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/4/2007

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January 29, 2008 - Tuesday 

Category: Life
If you're under the age of 13...you shouldn't even read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.


You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Doug =]]
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life.
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not.

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish
-ms. mary mack

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to Americas Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Wheres Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs".

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberrys-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears.

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original Walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.

You went to McDonalds to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.


Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!


Way back.


Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.


Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .


Post with the year you were born!

December 30, 2007 - Sunday 

Current mood:  impressed
Category: Life

sIf you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:


 
The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses


 
The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.


 
The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails.


 
The North has double last names, The South has double first names.


 
The North has Indy car races, The South has stock car races.


 
The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.


 
The North has green salads, The South has collard greens


 
The North has lobsters, The South has crawdads.


 
The North has the rust belt, The South has the Bible Belt..


 
In the South: --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store.


Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive.


Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"


Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.


Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or "big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it.

The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.


Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.


If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.

If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.

Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.

In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.

AND REMEMBER:

If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners.

September 25, 2007 - Tuesday 

Current mood:  anxious

howdy everybody, friday im leaning for rosine kenyucky with tommy and jereme, i will get to see alot of my friends down there like kelly mccoy, tom issacs, alex leach, and a whole bunch more. were goin down on friday to see ralph stanley and the clinch moutain boys, my favorite band, saterday were playin two shows and sunday were playin two shows, we finally get to take the new bus on its first real trip with all of the county line grass. i cant wait to see how every thing works out. well......thats about all i got to say fer now, i hope u can all be with us at rosine, its gonna be fun, see ya later