So they say that no good deed goes unpunished? Really? WHO FUCKING WROTE THAT STUPID SHIT? How many people do you know that actually gets a fucking reward for doing the right thing, for thinking straight, for not being a shitty parent, for not neglecting someone else's child because their parents have shit for brains, for not losing it?

You know..I may be a lot of things and I know that bitch, asshole, and jerk can be used to describe me well, but I'm not a bad person. I like to help people out but I will not help those out who can't help themselves because I see it as taking advantage of me. If I'm helping you out and you're still on the same shit when I first started helping you, then peace me out, because I'm not your door mat. People like that are just hopeless. They like to be pitied and they like to be helpless so someone who also has no sense will come rescue them. And that's when 2 morons live together and produce more morons. There should be an IQ test whenever people get together. There can not be more than one stupid person in a relationship.

I feel like I'm being criticized for every thing I do regardless of what it is. I have no intentions of changing people, only myself. I do what I feel is the right thing and as long as I'm not out there on a killing spree or setting shit on fire, I should be okay. But yet no matter what I do or say, I'm in the wrong. Well, excuse the fuck out of me for having some fucking sense or for letting a kid be a kid. I don't agree in letting people get away with heinous shit. If you had beaten the shit out of someone and robbed them, your ass deserves to be locked up for a long time. Same goes for child molesters, rapists, murderers...people that do selfish shit...by all means, lock their asses up and make sure they don't fucking do it again even if it means sticking a fucking GPS system in their brain so you can track what they do at all times. And don't give me that shit it's inhumane.. you all fucking do it to cats and dogs but you'd let a fucking pedophile run free, they disappear, you can't find them, and you're boo-hooing because your dumbass was too stupid to trust a fucking child-fucker go free without sticking a fucking chip in their brain that tracks wherever they're at. Great motherfucking logic there.

But I'm not committing heinous acts of crime, I just want people to do the right thing. I don't give a shit if they're a gimp, if they fucked up big time, they deserve to be punished. I haven't done shit and I'm bearing the pain. What fucking gives?

Grandpa Chuck is my son's great grandfather on his father's side. I heard a lot about Chuck from Jeremy and I couldn't wait to meet him. And I did. Chuck is the coolest motherfucker on the planet. And by cool, I mean he got drunk with me and made me laugh so hard for the first time in so many months.

Chuck taught me some things. He taught me that people are just what they are. He taught me that there's no use to changing somebody. He taught me that for people to get along, they have to learn to respect each other. And most of all, just because someone doesn't show you they love you, that does not always mean they don't love you. Wise man.

I will be seeing Chuck next year. I adore the guy. And the coolest thing is, he thinks I'm cool. And this is coming from the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

I'm leaving MySpace. I will be focusing more on my blog which will end up being something bigger than what MySpace can offer. I will be putting a lot of energy and effort into writing on my blog. I know that comments are off on there but that's because there's a reason. I will keep comments open on certain posts, but they will be screened first.

I know that everyone loves MySpace. It's a place for people to find each other, find your future wife/husband/goat, or better yet...a great fucking place to be involved with a married man...but hey, whatever floats your boat. Or better yet, for married men to find the void in their lives in a form of a slut. But like I said, whatever floats your boat.

So anyway...I will leave this up until 30 Jun 08. If you need to find me after that:

http://eatk0okies.wordpress.com .. -->- copy & paste

Yes, I fucking hate you. Thanks for asking.

So the temperature tomorrow is going to be 57 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't know what it is in Celsius so don't ask me. Want proof?



Yeah. There you go. Someone fucking explain that shit to me because I don't get it. Oh and did you know that polar bears have been bumped up to the endangered species list because the ice caps are melting and they're drowning because they're swimming around the north pole looking for food? And this was done half-heartedly because we people down here in the Americas don't really give a shit about polar bears but I do! I was always like.. SAVE THE POLAR BEARS! AND THE PANDA BEARS TOO. How come no one fucking listens to me?

Polar Bears - Threatened...Save them! Thx.

Now I have to go to bed because I've been drinking.

Lindsay Harvey was murdered Sunday morning and her body was found Sunday afternoon at the Grove Park Apartments in Gaithersburg, MD.  Full story here

They arrested the man who did this. Anyway, full story of the arrest is here.

I went to school with Shawn Henderson. He was in my Health Ed. class in 10th grade and he was nice then but I knew he was off. He was special...not like God loves you Special, but mentally special and I knew that he just wasn't the kind of person you'd piss off. Because something was really off with the guy.

I don't know how Gaithersburg got this bad from when I moved here 10 years ago. Shawn is the 3rd person I know that lived in Gaithersburg with that has been charged with 1st degree murder...the other 2 have been convicted and are serving life sentences.

Is it the parents? Are they to blame? People say it's the media, but I strongly believe it's the parents. Parents are responsible for controlling what their kids watch, read, hear, do, and say. One of the boys I know were already trouble at the age of 12. The other one was in some fake me out gang by the time he was 13. When your kid is fucking up that bad at that age, then you know you need to be beat. Don't beat the kids, beat the parents.

I always say, "Parents, hug your children" or "Seriously, smack that kid for mouthing off". And also, spend time with them. If you're out partying every weekend and coming home drunk...you're not doing it right. If you're not taking care of them, you're a piece of shit. If your parents are the ones taking care of them, feeding them, clothing them while you're too busy being a slut, you're a sorry excuse for a human being.

So those with kids..be a fucking parent so your kids don't end up robbing people and in the end, killing them. And honestly, I don't feel like having my tax money go towards taking care of your pride and joy in prison.

Okay, before you play the video below, make sure you’re not close minded and you have a sense of humor because what this guy is talking about is not for the homophobic and the ones who just don’t know how to find the humor in anything.



This guy should speak in high schools to deter kids from ever getting into trouble. He should talk about the nastiest man and man sex he’s even been through. By the time the kids come home from school, they will be doing their homework and signing up for all kinds of extra-curricular activities they can think of. Probably even make up a group like... The Popeye’s Chicken Fan Club where every Friday is Popeye’s chicken day.

Get a twitter. I update from my cell phone every now and then just to post what I’m up to.

I want McDonald’s iced coffee.

Mick Jagger, I know you say you can't get no satisfaction, actually...yes, you can...here's the formula:

Animal Crackers + Nutella = Satisfaction

Try it sometime.

3 days
2 accidents

*crossing fingers*

Oh...yeah..funniest shit at work today:

*Ring Ring*

Me: Good afternoon. Fisher BioServices.
Caller: You braid hair?
Me: No. *click*