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City: Portland
State: Oregon
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Signup Date: 7/23/2005

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008 
1.  TWO TON SLOTH'S LONG AWAITED DEBUT ALBUM OUT NOW!!.
Today marks the official release of Two Ton Sloth's debut!  A day we've all been waiting for for some time.  Feel free to show your support by picking the album up in the store, select stores throughout the US or via any (legit) online mp3 merchant (ITunes, Rhapsody, etc).  Check out what the press is saying via any number of links below:

Album Reviews & features:
Tripwire (review)
http://www.thetripwire.com/reviews/2008/1/14/two-ton-sloth
Stereo Subversion (review)
http://www.stereosubversion.com/album-reviews/two-ton-sloth/
First Coast News (review)
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/news-article.aspx?storyid=97751
Stereogum (feature)
http://stereogum.com/archives/mp3/two-ton-sloths-pz-mashes-beck-grizzly-bear_007699.html
Culture of Me (feature)
http://www.thecultureofme.com/culture/2007/12/getting-sassy-5.html
30 Music (review)
http://www.30music.com/rev.php?rev=2318&mode=

Oh, and did I mention MTV called them "terrifying," bwahahahaha.

Don't forget......January 26th 8pm at Audio Cinema....the Two Ton Sloth CD release party!
Check out a flyer here http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/panzah/janshow.jpg

So we're still waiting for the Controller 7 12 inches to return from the press, but it should be soon and as soon as we have them we'll get them to all you fine folk who pre-ordered!  Thanks so much and all the best!

Thanks for your support,
Invincible Dawn

http://tokenrecluse.com
http://djpz.com
http://myspace.com/tokenrecluse
http://myspace.com/twotonsloth
Saturday, December 22, 2007 
for those interested......

here is the first official review for the upcoming Two Ton Sloth album:

Click Here

and here's a new interview with PZ and i:

Click Here



Saturday, December 22, 2007 
for those interested......

here is the first official review for the upcoming Two Ton Sloth album:

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/life/entertainment/news-article.aspx?storyid=97751

and here's a new interview with PZ and i:

http://www.thecultureofme.com/culture/2007/12/getting-sassy-5.html



Thursday, September 13, 2007 






Alright, alright.......

...... so the Two Ton Sloth LP got pushed back again and now it is officially being released January 26th of next year (bummer, we know).... but as an apology we've decided to drop our free promotional mini-LP "Two Ton Sloth Loves Broadcast" due out at the time of the LPs release" early. Thats right, an entire album of PZ re-working Warp Records' Broadcast and Brad Hamers on top of the whole thing! It's magic, and did I mention it is FREE. Download today at http://tokenrecluse.com and enjoy.

regards
brad
Thursday, September 13, 2007 

TOKEN RECLUSE RECORDINGS UPDATE 9/11/07  (http://tokenrecluse.com)
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1.  FREE MINI-LP FROM TWO TON SLOTH!!
Alright, alright, so the Two Ton Sloth LP got pushed back again and now it is officially being released January 26th of next year (bummer, we know).... but as an apology we've decided to drop our free promotional mini-LP "Two Ton Sloth Loves Broadcast" due out at the time of the LPs release" early.  Thats right, an entire album of PZ re-working Warp Records's Broadcast and Brad Hamers on top of the whole thing!  It's magic, and did I mention it is FREE.  Download today at http://tokenrecluse.com and enjoy.

2.  GET READY FOR THE CONTROLLER 7 MASH UP 7"
Controller 7 (of Sole, Sage Francis, & Slug fame) has teamed up with Token Recluse for the release of a limited edition mash-ups 7" for all ya'll mu'fuckahs looking to shake it. The A-side breathes new life in to the Peter Bjorn and John hit "Young Folks" by seamlessly melding it with the Temptation's "Get Ready." This track has already been getting regular spins from guys like Diplo and Spankrock as well as getting advanced praise from the likes of Kon (Kon and Amir), Phill the Soulman, and Dr Delay. The B-side finds the Yin Yang Twins' "Shake" paired up with the old disco classic "I'm Ready" by Kano. Welcome Master Seven to the TR family by picking up your copy today in the store.  Pre-order ships the 21st or so.

3.  TWO TON SLOTH FALL EURO TOUR
The Battery Operated Martyr tour is about to hit the road.  Thats Brad Hamers & PZ as Two Ton Sloth performing live in the Netherlands, Germany, France & Iraq.  Well maybe not Iraq, but it's in the works for next time.  Come out and show your support as we pass through your town.  The dates are as follows:

28 Sep 2007     9:00 P  Goudvishal      Arnhem
29 Sep 2007     12:00 A HIJS radio Kink FM      Amsterdam
30 Sep 2007     9:00 P  Winston Kingdom         Amsterdam
2 Oct 2007      9:00 P  Cairo   Wuerzburg
3 Oct 2007      9:00 P  Altes Wettbuero         Dresden
4 Oct 2007      9:00 P  Esperanto     Chemnitz
11 Oct 2007     9:00 P  Feierwerk       Munich
13 Oct 2007     9:00 P  Lila Eule       Bremen
26 Oct 2007     9:00 P  Mediatheque Associative         Toulouse
27 Oct 2007     9:00 P  El Inca         Bordeaux

To stay better up to date visit Two Ton Sloth on myspace at http://myspace.com/twotonsloth

4.  FREE 77 MINUTE MIX FROM UNCONVENTIONAL SCIENCE!!!
From So-Cal beat maestro Unconventional Science comes "Thoughtful Music," a 77 minute mix of funk, soul, rock & all things dusty. Taking message boards by storm (yuk yuk) Unconventional Science's new mix comes free for the downloadin' thanks to the kind folk at FANGBEAR.COM. We've got a link to the full mix in crispy high-end mp3 form in our audio section. Spread it like butter and love it like your own!

5.  PZ HAS BEEN BUSY, NEW RELEASES ANNOUNCED
All Sloth-age aside, PZ has been busy on a number of things. Beck fans will be happy to hear that his Beck mash-up cd will see official fruition this fall. It has been a nightmare finding a place to press it up, but this November marks its official release. If you havn't all ready peeped YOU (CELL) MUST (PHONE'S) LEARN (DEAD), then do yourself a favor and give it a listen. PZ also is shooting for a limited edition psych mix by the name of "ellsie frappe" for this November and an EP by the name of "Cops Eat Flowers" for an early 08 release on some very low-key-zero-promotion-available-from-the-site-only style. PZ has also announced the release of Bjork Breaks & Beats for a summer 08 release and his own solo album for a late winter 08 release. The solo album has all ready been in the works for well over 4 years now, so it better be fuckin good. Stay up, good things to come.

____TOKEN RELEASE DATES:_____________________
((9/16/07) CONTROLLER 7 - Mash Ups 7"
(11/1/07) PZ - Ellsie Frappe (psych mix) CD
(11/11/07) PZ - Aphids on the Lettuce (Beck mash-ups) CD
(01/26/08) TWO TON SLOTH - Is Brad Hamers & PZ (LP)
(TBA) ALEXEI ft. PZ - In Brasil (Online EP)
(SPRING 08) UNCONVENTIONAL SCIENCE - Solo LP
(SPRING 08) PZ - Bjork Breaks & Beats LP
(SUMMER 08) PZ - Bjork Breaks & Beats 12"
(FALL 08) BRAD HAMERS - Solo LP
(WINTER 08) PZ - Analog Sonnet LP


Thanks for your support, and we hope to see you on the road!
Invincible Dawn/Daddy mu'fuckin long legs

http://tokenrecluse.com
http://djpz.com
http://myspace.com/tokenrecluse
http://myspace.com/bradhamers
http://bradhamers.com
http://myspace.com/twotonsloth

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1.  Two Ton Sloth Remix Contest
2.  Two Ton Sloth School Play 7" now available!
3.  "Aphids on the Lettuce: Beck Remixed & Mashed-Up by PZ"
4.  MAJOR SITE UPDATE (free downloads)!!
5.  Order Brad Hamers's Ligature (limited to 200) now available!


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Saturday, June 23, 2007 





tuning fork and watchbird

meat knife and landlord trying to kill chicken with a spoon

the waiter looking for the tracking button

this is hostage

afternoon walks in 

my cage sings

old ceiling                             back when

you're looking for the glossary

housetree and sinkrain blackmail dancing for our nutrients

what's victim

all   the poor dying shirts

real feelings        reel tape

nothing lost its mouth     never was  

dreams only real when you're sleeping

dreams only real when you're sleeping

        actually are

dull point and chicken knife sea rise to comedown 

server holding an ambiguity fork

suspecting                           someone to creak out of key

new coat             fresh walls

where's this billboard's ear

3'oclock can't figure out what it's selling

   never was






this is my haiku with speech hesitation the vowel elephantitis in the feeding room

     the minimal table napkin

                             (interchangeable with- effective chewing voice)

Saturday, June 23, 2007 

Category: Writing and Poetry

laughing with the guards first aid for a beverage glass poor over broadway behind a tug boat in the flower mining line dream like a fuse miming for a bathroom suppress the picture to blow up in the right city-state road-side fat man in a labeled free couch  water your goat bloated and enough to feed the guests where do i sip this oasis jump into this crowded volcano buy the best facial expression to do it in he got his vocabulary pressed and cleansed at the discount school (taught only to read signs) monks now groan see the speed-watching versions in select city streets we wait then swerve around them carving  the stripes back into this worn out trench coat cloaks and unique voices soar bark bring the bed to the symptom carve me a home from the ac(he)re of woods pulling rabbits and deer out of a ha(bita)t run my sleeve down to the dryers i need it ironed out and obedient our suicide bombers are the apathetic couch cushions strapped to the beat(chest) we think to waiting (on an expert) to be sold our wording warm feelings and tears like appliance adapters  plug me in to what i'm saying program me to not capitalize my eyes in a public bus stop like a fuse for the dream falling asleep like tug of war on a blank sheet actually filled in like a passed down and infinite coloring book or the lettering on popular wall

where i (attempt to) stand (noticeably still) holding myself up

laughing with the guards

Sunday, March 11, 2007 

Category: Writing and Poetry

rewindable suitcase


the outside coming off a backyard
the fenced off curves of a woman naked playing the piano
like a solid rock she dug her chisel fingers a centerpiece
to ripple futures feet from you between a times-table
like a lake multiplied infinity our inflections open new backroads
like never clear water my shipwreck songs expand break apart and their pieces
become the size of jupiter an atom on an ankle the leg a pen
jotting always we wrote ourselves to work on someone else's
carving wheel maid obeying my house elephant needs
to find a new circus act the confusion on unicycles peddling
the front door and hot summer air at a stand on
wheels with a cash bucket pack another pipe dream lead for
everyone keep one under the pillow rain check every tear
all your crying in a suitcase burdens in a trunk
doing tricks for peanuts and euphemisms           (a horn similes sound)
            the sun stood straight up for one hour

             this poem's noon siren

               a distant (state) calling me

            the inside sliding off a dining room
                        off a phone call the clouds dialed out
                        we look for puddles to look at each other from
                        i waited for an answer watching the speech of
                        rain ruffle a normally combed window well
                        worded but static-ed and distracted today
                        they cartwheel in the acid rain to celebrate
                        the end of a dry spell  all crumbling
                        in indistinctive chatters semi last words
                        like a sentence's thumb or important noun's
                        height she lost her features in a sedated seated
                        and trained screaming audience's blowing its
                        bought nose adjusting their hair like
                        train tracks attic ladders to install thought bubbles
                        the clouds like billboards all socially correct and sending
                        a message 100 bottles of blank paper an ocean omitted its wave
                         the tree line omitted out of a wonder

                         alone where i'll attach the back cover

                          coded from a peep hole i'm locked behind
                          garnishing my eye lids the grocery store wore
                          mascara the neighbors wore resealable packaging
                          the volume wore my mood i'll book review
                          the feedback skinning layers off a decision
                          i  with my mind on my back
                         the tree i'm tied to coming off its summer

                           a put-off wall coming off its house paint

                          an urge to splatter   and    drip
                          cut windows and at least cock dreams  always aimed at
                          a target counting your dinner me losing couch posture a face
                          to feel familiar  the entire situation talking under water

                             she fills me with bubbles

           

            and i trap wind to sell kites and flying mach-
            ines clipped by the wings

             trying to blow out a candle with one's last breath
             who could read my handwriting
              falling out of its formal clothes

            pushing away life rafts holding ground metal and math lent
            mechanical brain with table legs dish edible daylight

routine assembling centerpiece
            i watched 40 people talk over a loud
            building crashing at table 7
            2 try to look at each other around the
            roses in the middle of the round table
            eating our wrenches and tablecloths
            like diary sheets in an exercise gym
            he towed a firetruck off beat and flat from his neck
            calling all   erosion   and peak
            tuned/toned the world to his pitch 

selling his own thoughts to words like

            dew built up on morning grass
            (or a dew built up on the mourning on a man)
 to be mowed over
             and grown again
               and again

                        and again

                          and then again

                                 and


                                    again

Sunday, March 11, 2007 

Category: Writing and Poetry

sleep with one    leg running


rem assembled lounge chair for your hankering's left brain's slack incentive like arm fat or dream butter the slave thinks its awake can't remember its aspirations    a knife and something to spread yourself on  a banker's bread  watch yourself melt away  a man wearing his insurance office home can't get his desk in his car gravity's an armchair for us a slope sits sleeping  we dead breathing  human evolution on somesortof exhale 's pull-over-and-look-out-point a run on sentence's punctuation i caught up with a comma stopping for a breath brainstorming an ice age a tall opera's precipice 

how beautiful the few



.

a mountain's bluff an arm rest for a universe's edges like elbows of a star the illusion of empty air costumed in a blue we squeeze and paint songs with   a dripping guitar with nothing catching its notes floats ever in an unsound ocean of cusps




for no one




and everyone you know

Sunday, March 11, 2007 
token recluse newsletter

TOKEN RECLUSE RECORDINGS UPDATE 2/21/07  (http://tokenrecluse.com)
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1.  Two Ton Sloth Remix Contest
2.  Two Ton Sloth School Play 7" now available!
3.  "Aphids on the Lettuce: Beck Remixed & Mashed-Up by PZ"
4.  MAJOR SITE UPDATE (free downloads)!!
5.  Pre-order Brad Hamers's Ligature (limited to 200)
6.  Soon to be released......

1.  TWO TON SLOTH REMIX CONTEST!
Brad & PZ's first Two Ton Sloth album will be out April 7th & soon after its release will be a collection of out-takes, unreleased shit and
remixes.....here is your chance to get in on it. We are holding an open remix contest on two Two Ton Sloth tracks....the best remix of
each track wins a spot on the album. The rules are simple: listen to the original tracks in the audio section, choose a track to remix,
download the zip file, use the supplied sounds....or don't, send us an mp3 (192kbps or higher) of your remix by July 8th (PZ's birthday)
and we'll announce the selected two remixes shortly there after. All submissions regardless of being selected will be hosted and
available for download from the site. So fire up your electric Saz, sniff some coffee rinds and GET CREATIN!


2.  TWO TON SLOTH 7" NOW AVAILABLE!
Speaking of the Sloth..... we have a new 7" vinyl release featuring the international smash hit pop phenomena groove bananza "School
Play from a Cloud's Left Lung" from the upcoming Sloth full length.  Alright phenomena is a slight exageration, but indeed it came out
well.  Its got everything......strings, sloths, the drummer from iron butterfly, school kids playing dodgeball in the background.....it should
be your shit.  The b-side features a vinyl only exclusive collabo from the Sloth fellows and out very own Unconventional Science.  A track
of equally magnamonious preportions (and mis-spellings..i think).  Don't sleep.  Its in the shop and comes hand numbered and well
designed if I do say so myself.

3.  "APHIDS ON THE LETTUCE: BECK REMIXED & MASHED UP BY PZ" 7" & CD
Its about time, PZ's Beck project is close to completion and in celebration we put out a little limited edition 7" featuring two of the albums
best tracks (ships March 15th).  The a-side is a delightful "Cellphone's Dead" take on BDP/KRS-1's old school classic, "You must
Learn."  Dig that way gone cut and paste sound, YOW!  The b-side.........I need say nothing more then the following......  Kool Keith
& Beck on ONE track, together.  Forever.  Previews, a free mp3 of the a-side and a 7" pre-order available now in the store.  Aiiiight!?!

4.  MAJOR SITE UPDATE!!!!!!!
Check the site, we've got lots of new mp3s, a message board that finally works, and a really swell new collage from PZ on the main
page.  Within the next month or so we will be adding video including exclusive spoken word jams from Brad Hamers, a strange and
lovely video for PZ's take on "You Must Learn," and some unreleased segments from PZ's Roman holiday docu-drama "Redbull and
Ciggarettes."  Stay up and be sure to let us know if anything is fucked up on the site (aside from the mis-use of html layers...please
please).

5.  BRAD HAMERS SPOKEN WORD ALBUM DROPS
Very exciting indeed, this is the first in a series of full length spoken word collections from Brad Hamers, and it is almost out (end of the
this week 3/17).   This limited edition (200) collection consists of seventeen of Brad's finest recorded spoken jams written over a span of four or
five years. Just about each piece ranges in recording situation and fidelity........ from studio, to bedroom, to cemetary..... from clean, to
elegantly shitty, to unelegantly shitty.  Its Brad in his prime, its a brain slowly eating itself, its a glass saxaphone smoking itself Mayan,
its.......... something that should not fall upon deaf ears.....for your own sake.  Really....go on......what are you waiting for?  Pre order
that shit.  CMON!  WE'RE FUCKING STARVING!  *cough*  *cough* excuse me.  No really.



6.  RELEASE DATES:

(2/04/07)  TWO TON SLOTH - School Play/Elephant 7"
(3/02/07)  BRAD HAMERS - Ligature (Spoken Word) CD
(3/15/07)  PZ - Aphids on the Lettuce (Beck mash-ups) 7" single
(4/5/07)  ALEXEI ft. PZ - In Brasil (An EP) CD
(4/7/07)  TWO TON SLOTH - Is Brad Hamers & PZ (LP)
(5/01/07)  PZ - Aphids on the Lettuce (Beck mash-ups) CD

Thanks for your support, its great to be back!
Invincible Dawn/Daddy mu'fuckin long legs

http://tokenrecluse.com
http://djpz.com
http://myspace.com/tokenrecluse
http://myspace.com/bradhamers
http://bradhamers.com
http://myspace.com/twotonsloth