This entry was posted on September 19, 2007 10:48 PM and is filed under Girding My Loins.

I am going to preface the commentary to follow by stating that it was not my intent to continue with this type of content on this site, but having said that, enough is enough already. You can only poke a hornet's nest with a stick for so long before you end up getting stung. So there you have it.

Some of you may or may not recall seeing a similar photo about a month or so ago attached to some commentary of mine  regarding an article posted by Yahoo! News about a pay for porn website called "MyFreeImplants.com" masquerading as a charitable "social networking website", as it's sleaze peddling "Shark in Philanthropic Clothing" Jason Gunstra called it.

In my commentary I took to task both Yahoo! News, "Myfreeimplants.com", Jason Gunstra, as well as the pothead bimbo looking for another boob job who was the focus of the article by Yahoo! one "Ashley/Minxie420" or whatever her real name might be. I was heavy handed, and rightfully so by my estimation, with all parties concerned for what I perceived to be a conspiracy to legitimize a pay for porn site and raise revenue or both organizations. Not to mention how both attempted to make it appear to be something other than what it was, and the people who both buy and sell on the site  as something more honorable than what they  really are. Seeing as ones perception is reality, well nuff said. As I said, that was over a month ago, and I had all but forgotten about the article until today.

All of a sudden this afternoon I started getting a lot of commentary for the archived article, including some commentary from Ms. Boob-less in California, Ms. Minxie420 herself. Apparently Ms. Minxie420 got wind of my article somehow today  (perhaps she just now got done mouthing the words or something what do I know?) and decided she needed to rally her loyal "benefactors" and fellow "boob hustlers" who we shall now refer to as "The Fans of Under-developed Cleavage Klan" (or F.U.C.K.er's for short) with some bulletin or blog on her MySpace site. Needless to say the more unstable of the lot heeded her call and  felt compelled to illustrate their monosyllabic intelligence not realizing that unlike the real Press, I am under no obiligation to promote free speach and as such can do whatever I want with what they have to say. Let's just say I had some fun with the editing feature and leave it at that.

Rather than waste time my time and yours re-iterating my points (which most of the F.U.C.K.er's seemed to completely miss anyways), or repost their commentary (you can read those for yourself in the original article), I decided it might be more fun to instead post a few other opinions from the other 720 people who has something to say about the article, the site, Ms. Minxie420 and her supporters. So here are 10 of them (note they are all women):

Can you please tell me you have nothing better to do with your money? I think I've seen it all now. Our veterans are left on the street to beg; soldiers don't get paid enough to keep their families fed, and look at the children in orphanages and in the foster care system and don't forget our Seniors who keep having social security cut - and threats of more cuts. I'm actually having a hard time trying to figure out if this is as bad as or worse than the money that senators and representatives get paid (and then bounce checks, etc) and never have to fix - take more and more and never give back. Our world is getting to be really, really sad. It is going to be a terrible place for our children. I wish some folks would just grow up!

Tricia L

POSTED Mon, Sep 17, 2007 11:59 AM PDT

Overall it makes me sick. She is nothing more than an object now. Almost tempting to most women, but in reality, its a sad situation to be caught up in. Its obviously for girls who have tremendous pressure, and are emotionally unstable and needy. She is a victim, and Jason and the other desparate men out there are the predators. Nothing comes free, and in real-life games, there are no extra lives to come back with. You only got one, so enjoy it and spend your time with real people who love you, not lust you. What a tremendous waste of such valuable time . It is very sad to me that so much of someone's short, but precious life and energy is invested in something so sick.

Julie

POSTED Wed, Aug 15, 2007 1:24 PM PDT

This is disturbing.

Kristen Jower-Ho

POSTED Wed, Aug 15, 2007 1:56 PM PDT

This is just sad. These women are so insecure that they feel the need to perform for these men to get larger breasts? I was blessed? cursed? with DD's so there's no jealousy here but these women should consider the risks involved...not only in the surgery but where their pictures could end up in the future. I'm sure not all of them are strippers. These pics could come back to haunt them one day. Maybe when their kids are online...

l0vebubbles

POSTED Wed, Aug 15, 2007 2:23 PM PDT

wow... I think breast implants are great but... I don't understand why anyone would pose nude to get them. It's sad that society has placed such pressure on women to have larger breasts. I think it can go to the point of being a disease, just like anorexia or bulemia. I mean Ashley is beautiful and has already had implants and still wants to be bigger. It's like an anorexic person who can never be skinny enough...

epithymia07

POSTED Wed, Aug 15, 2007 3:01 PM PDT

So far this girl's invested 100 hours to make $1000, and it's involved sending naked pictures of herself and receiving degrading comment messages from men that the men paid money to send her? Christ, girl, you could make more working at Home Depot, and not have to degrade yourself! Grow some self-esteem and worry less about putting plastic in your chest!

wynterwood

POSTED Mon, Sep 17, 2007 12:10 PM PDT

Kudos to this guy for being the latest internet dirtbag, doing nothing more then capitalizing off of women who don't mind being put on the internet as trash for other dirtbag men to get off on. If you can't afford implants on your own, you don't need to get them. How about get a job and save up money, you know...the old fashion way. Not allowing some moronic 23 year old with a Vegas dream to become rich of online nudity. Isn't this phenomenon like 10 years old by now? PATHETIC ALERT! What ever happened to doing noble things, like oh, say, raising money for women who have had double mastectomies to get breast implants to they can feel like women again after being robbed of something as personal as their breasts. Not some 21 year old bimbo who swings around on a pole for a living who just "NEEDS big breasts". Give me a break. I bet him and all those girls parents are SOOOO proud.

mrsallegretti06

POSTED Mon, Sep 17, 2007 12:53 PM PDT
 

Wow. It's really insane when you realize how much time we spend thinking about T&A, while other people in the world don't even have clean drinking water. These people can't find anything productive to do with their time? We keep upping the ante on this obsession with sex, and then become angry when women and children are assaulted and used for sexual gratification. Stop feeding the machine!

samantha_is_sparks22

POSTED Fri, Sep 7, 2007 6:14 AM PDT

Get a life!!

Teti K

POSTED Fri, Aug 31, 2007 1:28 AM PDT

Unlike other Kevin Sites reports, this story is disgusting. Sick. It shows how many self-centered people is out there with nothing else worth to go after (i.e. career goals, etc) but getting bigger breast. Bluntly, This woman, Ashley, make me feel embarrased of being a woman myself.

Dianiblue

POSTED Thu, Aug 30, 2007 5:04 PM PDT

And just so the guys don't feel left out (my apologies for the religious fanatics):

WOW! we really have reached a height of lower trashclass, we truly need to have a world championship contest (reality show maybe) of biggest bogus beyond ballon sized breasts with grandma homemaid pie sized nip plates, disc cussed, well the quals should start with gansta tats, tramp stamps ta booty, then staple the sags, class acts, call it hooter haven, we could make a bosomy fortune!!!

WILLIE

POSTED Fri, Aug 31, 2007 4:08 PM PDT

WOE...... what a WOE! Grunstra's website is no worse than a prostitution den yet calls it "a service for meeting other people with similar interests." People selling out themselves in pornography to fulfill selfish desires.. and they call it "every woman's dream", "an art", etc... However you call it, only one thing shows.. people of this generation are getting way down too shallow when it comes to happiness... To those women who are in the same bandwagon with Grunstra: Please, YOU're worth MORE than just your lumpy breasts! Find JOY! Find your worth here on earth through Jesus Christ. He has died on the cross for you, too! (John 3:16) Why desire for breasts that can never add any second of life to you when you're about to die??? And yeah, something that will ultimately turn to dust anyway???

Weng A

POSTED Fri, Aug 31, 2007 10:41 PM PDT

I think I'll start a website called MYFREEBRAINS.COM to help these ignorant and stupid people (both woman and men) to recieve a BRAIN transplant !!!!

MarC C

POSTED Fri, Aug 31, 2007 1:49 AM PDT

The boobs aren't for free if they are having to give out nude photos. I don't care what they choose to do, but in today's society it seems they are setting themselves up to be victims. The girls work for the boobs by selling photos to men, why not set up their own website and sell them to millions of men so they can earn the boob money in a week instead of months? I just feel it fringes on the line of unsafe for the women. I love women and breasts are beautiful, but I wouldn't pay for them in exchange for nude photos, that is just strange. We are in a free nation so everyone has the right to make their own decision, not matter how strange or dangerous so do your own thing (I just don't have to agree with it or think it isn't weird and dangerous). --Rockstar

ROCKSTAR

POSTED Fri, Aug 31, 2007 12:23 AM PDT

Hi there people! What do you expect from a stripper man? Like any other professional, they also want to have extra qualifications. If they would have been sensible then they won't be in this Strip business.

itsjackass

POSTED Thu, Aug 30, 2007 10:11 PM PDT

ASHLEY, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN ALL THESE THINGS TO GOD WHEN YOU STAND BEFORE HIM ON YOUR JUDGMENT DAY?WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WILL SAY AND DO W/YOU? I'LL PRAY THAT HE IS MERCIFUL REGARDING YOUR ETERNAL DESTINATION!!

"God's Spokesman"

POSTED Thu, Aug 30, 2007 9:04 AM PDT

"This is just someone taking advantage of someone else.. for money.... how sad." That's called "Marketing."

Jeffrey R

POSTED Wed, Aug 29, 2007 7:37 PM PDT

I have more respect for legal prostitutes than for some one trying to get what they want for nothing.

RAM6269

POSTED Wed, Aug 29, 2007 5:15 PM PDT

Ummmmm YOU pay for them!! Stop grubbing money off other people.

Mike

POSTED Wed, Aug 29, 2007 2:24 PM PDT

Everyone has there own principles, but this...is wrong...

bgjlee

POSTED Tue, Aug 28, 2007 10:01 PM PDT

So there you have it; apparently I am not alone in my estimation of all involved. Of 720 respondents over 80% took issue with it. So in essence you F.U.C.K.er's would do well to keep a low profile and wait for things to blow over rather than poking at the hornets nest and ending up looking like a geezer in anaphylactic shock from a peanut allergy when you get stung. The people have spoken, so I don't really need too anymore.

Have fun ;)!

Real Annoying Obviousness: "Mr. Tailhook69 I'm Not A Playa Guy"

This entry was posted on September 14, 2007 2:14 PM and is filed under Real Annoying Obviousness.

 
Java with Joe Bag of Doughnuts Presents:

Real Annoying Obviousness...
(Real Annoying Obviousness)

Today we salute you, "Mr. Tailhook69 I'm Not A Playa Guy"
(Mr. Tailhook69 I'm Not A Playa Guy)

Your inability to find creative new ways to masquerade as something other than the "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing" you really are, is simply astounding
(My what a Big Groin you have there Grandma)

Your uncanny use of lines like; "69 was just my Call-sign when I flew for the Navy baby, I am a one woman man" are so flawlessly inept that you inherently crash and burn on take off.
(Better alert fire and rescue to stand by)

You only chose the nickname Tailhook69 because it was either that, or Imnoplaya484 and even you knew a blind woman would see that one coming from a mile a way.
(Even a blind squirrel would spot your nuts buddy)

So grab yourself a hot mug of Java, oh Maverick of the Misnomer, because no matter what you decide to call yourself, A Playa by any other name would still smell like da feet.
(Mr. Tailhook69 I'm Not A Playa Guy)

Greetings from Minnesota

This entry was posted on September 12, 2007 4:23 PM and is filed under Out on the Town.

Well I have been in Southwestern Minnesota for about three and a half days now, and all I can really say is, it's been relaxing.  In the picture above you can see some of the sights that greet me each time I make a foray outside of the little town I am staying at.  Yep you got it, a lot of Grain Elevators, Windmill farms, Cornfields, and cows of various shapes, sizes and colors. Suddenly this self proclaimed "country boy" is feeling like quite the tenderfoot "city-slicker".

While I could easily come up with several hick/farmer jokes and the like to describe the experience, I am gonna pass on that opportunity because if truth be told, I kinda like it here. Part of the reason why I like it is that I can drive for over forty-five minutes before I see a strip center of any kind.  I have driven clear from this little farm village I am in to Sioux Falls South Dakota, and only counted ten billboards (most of which were on the three miles of interstate heading into the "big city"), and didn't lay my eyes on a single McMansion. That was incredibly refreshing.

It doesn't stop there though, it just keeps getting better. The people are actually nicer here, I heard rumors of such things, but never suspected they were so true. It catches you off guard at first, but then you kinda get used to it after a while, and you find yourself being a lot nicer too. For instance, I went to one of the local watering holes the other night with my Sister and one of her friends, and the locals were there drinking their draft beers (it was fifty cent beer night), and they all shook my hand when I was introduced, and they all knew each other. Ordinarily it might not have been the kind of place I would venture into, but after spending a few hours there I was made to feel like I was at home, and I rather liked that. Every cashier or shopkeep I have had to deal with has also been incredibly helpful and pleasant, and it wasn't simply because they had to be, it was because they wanted to be.  Even every day driving out here is a heavenly experience. I have literally driven for hours with no left lane dicks or tailgaters riding up my ass, and the highways through the countryside were litter free, and beautiful to behold.
 
Now granted there are some minor inconveniences as well. For instance, my cell phone doesn't work out here (apparently AT&T coverage isn't as widespread as I had thought), so no "I can't hear you now Mr. Glasses Guy", but that is okay.  Likewise, the internet connection isn't as fast as it could be, and each house has an "LP" tank out here versus having "city gas", but that is also not a major downside. There is also a gigantic grain elevator with a rather busy rail line next to it less than a block away, but even that is hardly a deal breaker. Overall the whole atmosphere of this part of the country seems to promote a  more relaxed attitude as opposed to the hurry, hurry, rush, rush attitude one needs to survive in the Northeast.

While I might have to travel a bit to find a "decent" coffee shop, in all fairness I haven't completely explored what the downtown of this little village has to offer in that regards either. I can also always just brew my own if need be. In the end, I am enjoying the change of pace, and  it reminds me a lot of my boyhood growing up which is kinda nice too. I think the lifestyle out here is one that I could easily grow to both enjoy and appreciate, and I might very well do just that.

Have fun ;)!

Things To Do in Minneapolis on a Three Hour Lay-over

This entry was posted on September 9, 2007 12:05 PM and is filed under The Drive Thru Window.

 

Well my day started several hours before the crack of dawn (3am to be precise).  I didn't bother sleeping last night because it made no sense to try and sleep for 2 hours and chance not waking up.  So I grabbed a few winks on the shuttle bus, and again on the flight (3 hours sleep so far), and now here I am in Minneapolis, Minnesota 8 hours later. I still have 2 hours to go till the next leg of my trip, and figured seeing as how I am bored out of my skull I figured I would share that with you.

Not that airports are ever a major source of entertainment (although I hear Atlanta is fun), but yipes who would have imagined how dreary a Midwestern airport is at 10am on a Sunday morning.  So far the highlight of my stay in this remarkably clean airport (I did use an airplane restroom in flight for the first time ever, so that was a real close second) was a scrambled egg, bacon and cheese panini that wasn't half bad.  Unfortunately for me the coffee was far less than desirable. I liken it to battery acid flavored hot chocolate, and I was lucky to score the last 4 packets of sugar, which was at best only 1/8th of what it needed to be palatable.  In Newark I was  lucky enough to score a cup of Maple vanilla coffee before I flew out. I bought it from from a place I had never heard of before called "Seattle's Best Coffee."  I have to say, it deserves the moniker when you consider its direct competitor is Starsucks Crapfee.  I put it right up there with Tim Horton's.

Did I mention the 4 mile hike from my arrival gate to my departure gate? Thank god for those cool people mover things.  I only realized there was a mono-rail once I arrived closer to my gate, just my luck.Okay well this killed 20 mins, guess I will have to go see what other "trouble" I can get into. Having drunk 72 oz of coffee in the last 8 hours, I won't be sleeping any time soon, so I am wired for excitement, lets hope it finds me so the caffeine rush isn't wasted. By the way, I haven't noticed any Mary Tyler Moore types, but I haven't given up hope yet.

Have fun ;)!

Out On The Town With the Guys Part One: The Shaker Joint

This entry was posted on September 7, 2007 2:13 PM and is filed under Out on the Town.

Let me start out by saying this; I don't make it a habit to go "hang out with the guys", or have a "guys night out", nor are such outings critical to maintaining my manhood. Even when I was married I never saw the point in adding yet another sausage to a Sausage Convention. As a rule, I don't find the notion of spending several hours doing some mindless activity with a gaggle of guys who are only slightly less hairy, and only slightly more intelligent than the average ape, all that appealing. Guess I am like the "Fonz" that way, maybe not as "cool" but I too am a Lone Wolf who only occasionally dabbles in the notion of Male Camaraderie. Like "The Fonz", I would much rather hang out with a single chick  over the guys, even though I might not end up sleeping with her, but "AYE, OH".. meh, whatever.

Now having said that, I do on occasion find myself out and about in the company of my fellow Men, and I am rarely in charge of selecting the activity. As such, I have on more than one occasion found myself in those "Dens of Inequity" known by such colorful names as a "Shaker Joint", "Strip Club", and "Go Go Bar".  Speaking of names, who the hell thought to refer to one of these places as a "Gentlemen's Club"?  I mean the only thing even remotely resembling anything "Gentlemanly" that goes on in one of these places is the notion that one knows if he gets out of line in such a club, the staff will treat you in a very less than gentlemanly fashion as they forcibly escort you out the door. So you best behave.   

What I don't understand about these places is the appeal? Why in the world would any Man voluntarily go into one of these places?  Sure you can see scantily clad pretty girls, but you can see even more beautiful girls wearing even less on the beach for free, and maybe even have a shot at dating one, or better still touching one without it costing you a fiver. Don't tell me its the drinks because those are water downed and over priced, and don't say its a great place to conduct business because you can't hear crap in there except blaringly loud versions of Joe Cocker's "You can leave your Hat On", or "Wild Thing" by The Trogs, both of which get overshadowed by some obnoxious bellowing MC announcing the next dancer on stage four.

I seriously don't understand what causes men to drop $50-$1000 in one of these joints (I've seen it done).  I mean you know you aren't going to get the girl right? Leastwise, not without paying a lot more money, and possibly committing an illegal act in the process. You do realize for instance, that most of the women are Lipstick Lesbians (for the record Ladies most male dancers are gay as well, and you need to be way more careful around those "joysticks" -I have heard what goes on in those places), married, felons, biker gang babes, or drug users. I know this because I have actually taken the liberty to actually talk to some of these women, and I asked the question.

Contrary to what you see in the movies, these adult entertainers aren't all Medical Students or single Mom's with a heart of gold who are just trying to pay for a college education so they can better their lot in life. It would seem to me if you are going to invest that kind of time and money into putting a bit of wind in your sails, why not invest it in something where you actually have a shot of having the half-naked girl all to yourself without the need to pop dollar bills into her g-string every 5 minutes to keep her attention. You know, dating?  Or try taking your wife out to a fancy dinner and a show. Hell you might even do a bit better than a lap dance if play your cards right. Why not give it a shot?

So by all means, if it really is your thing, it is what it is, but I know for me I never really saw the point.  If you care to fill me in on what makes these places so attractive to most men, by all means I would love to hear your thoughts.  So as not to leave you ladies out of the loop, if you have or had a guy who frequents these places with the boys (or alone) by all means feel free to share your insights as well. All comments are welcome.

Have fun ;)!

Yet Another Reason Why You Should Keep the Coffee Away From the Kids

This entry was posted on September 6, 2007 2:26 AM and is filed under The Drive Thru Window.

A Dating Guide For Men by Dan Clark

This entry was posted on September 5, 2007 8:33 PM and is filed under The Drive Thru Window.

I May Have Just Found My Dream Girl ...America I need your help!

This entry was posted on September 5, 2007 12:39 AM and is filed under The Drive Thru Window.

Look how she so daintily extends her pinkie as she takes her Coffee, what is not to love about this woman? Not to mention the fact that she is a red head, and so girl next doorish in appearance to boot. Could a Man reasonably ask for any more? I must somehow find out who this woman is, and pray to the Heavens she is single. America I need your help here. So in the name of all that is Caffeinated Romantic Love, get to it and find out who this Dream Girl is!

Have fun ;)!

A special thanks to my good friend An Angel in Disguise over at MySpace for sending me this incredible vision of caffeine appreciating multi-talented loveliness. 

Even More Things That Really Come As No Surprise To Me

This entry was posted on September 4, 2007 3:44 PM and is filed under The Drive Thru Window.