CALIFORNIA:

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and that's how it is

- I don't get snow days off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******

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God made me so small so that you could hold me in you arms forever and never get tired of holding on!

A hear is not a plaything a heart is not a toy but if you want it broken just give it to a boy!

I want to be the girl that he's scared to lose. the one he can't walk away from knowing she is mad at him, the one he can't fall asleep with out her voice being the last one he hears... THE ONE HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!!!!

got a problem with me? solve it... think i'm trippin? tie my shoes.. can't stand me? sit down. can't face me? TURN AROUND!!!

all i want is for one guy to prove to me that they are not all the same!

he said " I <3 you" i sneezed and said " Sorry, I'm allergic to bull crap"!!

somehow the police never seem to find it as funny as we do!

you're just jealous cause we act stupid in public and people still love us..

the best things in life are unseen, thats why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream!

life isn't messured by how many breathes we take, but by how many moments take our breath away....

you're the only one that can make me laugh when i don't even want to smile..

a peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but a kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge!!!

do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

guys are like slinkies, it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

i wanted to kill the sexiest person alive.... and then realized.. oh yea. suicide is a crime!

East to sea, West to land, Death to the girl that touches my man!

i taught you everything you know, but not everything i know...

i taught your boyfriend that thing you like.... lol

i don't need your atitude... i have one of my own.

every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a  booty.

i'm not a tease, just a reminder of what you can't have!

you were my favorite mistake ^_^

mystify ppl with your intelligance and if you can't do that then mystify them with you B.S.!!!!!!!

* words can't say what love can do..

*you're everything i never knew i always wanted.

*anyone can catch your eye, but it takes a speical someone to capture your heart.

*it could be the way that you say my name, or the way i get butterflies everythime we kiss, or the way that you make me laugh when nothing is funny, but whatever it is i'm Never Letting Go!!

*when i'm with you the only place i want to be is CLOSER.

*Pure Love: is willingness to give without a thought of receiving anything in return.

*when i'm older, and my daughter askes me who my first love was i don't want to have to pull out the old photo album..... i want to be able to point across the room and say "he's right over there"!!!

*it takes 3 seconds to say i love you, 3 hours to explain it, and a life time to prove it. and i'm willing to take a life time to prove it to you!!

*it's funny how someone can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces..

*love is a bridge between 2 hearts!!!

*love isn't finding someone you can live with. it's finding someone you can't live without!

Think about this for awile.......

If I happened to show up on your door step crying. would you care?

If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened. Would you come?

If I had one day left, to live my life. Would you be part of that last Day?

If I needed a shoulder to cry on. would you give me yours?

This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just someone to talk to when they're bored..