Norma Coleman - A Child of Ham?

(Ed. Note: Hat tip to Sister Miss Mabel Gargula for her keen observations which led to this investigation.)

INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM

22 SEPT 2007 14:22 HRS
SINCPAC HQ

(Sorry there, Taffy, force of habit. Years of typing such.)

TO: SISTER TDGC
FROM: BROTHER YANCY
SUBJECT: SEN. NORM COLEMAN - R-MN - POSSIBLE NEGRITUDE

IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THIS COMMAND THAT SENATOR NORMAN (AKA "NORMA") COLEMAN MAY INDEED CARRY THE CURSE OF HAM. CI-9 (MABEL) HAS NOTICED SOME NEGROID FEATURES ON NORMA'S COLLEGE PICTURES.

I IMMEDIATELY FORWARDED SAME TO SOME OF OUR OPERATIVES WHO ARE FORMER AGENCY OR BUREAU PERSONNEL. THEY HAVE UNEARTHED THE ATTACHED DIAGRAM FROM A SOURCE THEY ARE NOT PRIVY TO DISCLOSE.  APPARENTLY SOME AGENCY OF THE GOVERNMENT CONDUCTED A STUDY OF THIS QUESTION ABOUT 30 YEARS AGO.  THEY HAVE FORWARD A CROPPED COPY FOR YOUR PERUSAL. THEY ARE NOT SANGUINE AS TO NEGRITUDE AND NEITHER WAS THE INITIAL INVESTIGATION.  BUT KUDOS TO MABEL - SHE NOTICED SOMETHING A MAN IN GOVERNMENT NOTICED YEARS AGO THAT WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR THE BUREAU OR ANOTHER AGENCY TO GIVE SERIOUIS STUDY TO.

ALWAYS IN YOUR DIVINE SERVICE, I REMAIN,

YIC
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Dear Friends in Christ,

After careful consideration and many hours in prayer, we have decided that the hideous reign of Norma Coleman must come to an end. The only way to stop this wretched RINO transvestite and his Hollyweird "actress" wife from further polluting the Grand Old Party is to knock him off in a blame primary. Maybe that way he will crawl back to the Minneapolis Airport Mensroom where he belongs and she will close her legs and give us all some relief.

That is why we today announce our "total grassroots campaign" to draft Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann (R-MN-6) to run against little Normie in the dad-burned 2008 Republican primary. We must cleanse the Republican party, my dear friends, before we lose our very souls to 8 more years of Klintonism!

Here is Michelle's Campaign site from 2004:
http://www.michelebachmann.com/

Here is her House website:
http://bachmann.house.gov/

Please write to her to encourage her in this big step. Also e-mail every single blessed Republican you know, from Dogcatcher on up, to get this groundswell moving. I will personally e-mail sodomite Andrew Sullivan, as distasteful as that exercise will be, to tell him this glorious news.

Victory in Jesus with Michelle Bachmann!

God Save the United States of Christ!

Yours In The Holy Ghost,

Brother Yancy

(Note: Material not suitable for some minors.)

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Dear Friends in Christ

I know few of you are familiar with the term "Metrosexual" as it is the product of dirty city streets, filthy living and unclean sex practices. However, it is part of a phenomenon of which you need to be aware in order to protect the wholesomeness of your male children.

A Metrosexual is defined as a man (esp. a heterosexual man) whose lifestyle, spending habits and concern for personal appearance are likened to those considered typical of a fashionable, urban, homosexual man. Thus, a metrosexual would typically dress in tight fitting clothes go to the gym 7 days a week, eat nothing but rabbit food and spend inordinate sums of money on things like foundation makeup for men, laser hair removal and Aramis cologne. They are to be found in droves in "mixed" clubs, meaning bars which are otherwise for the general public but which nonetheless encourage the patronage of Malignant Narcissists as well, especially on "Gay" nights.

One of the driving engines behind this disturbing trend is the mass importation of music, and more importantly, images of British "Boy" Bands. (My apologies in advance to our UK friends in Christ who I am sure do not approve of these goings-on.) One such brazenly sexual recent arrival on our blessed shores is the 'band" McFly, pictured herein.

These bands are promoted by lurid magazines doubtlessly in the back pocket of the JCM (Jewish Controlled Media) and their sole purpose is nothing more than to feminize America, make it weak and eventually conquer us, thus forcing us into slavery to the Anti-Christ. These magazines are primarily targeted at teenage girls, who ogle the subjects portrayed, such as these McFly characters. (How clever that part of their name is a slang term for the zipper of a man's trousers.) The teenage boys around these empty-headed females are just in the stages of trying to make themselves attractive to a girl, in order to eventually procure a mate and raise a family, as God intended. Seeing that they cannot compete with these guitar-weilding fruitflies, they begin to emulate them, dress and act and try to appear like them, in order to get a young female's attention. (It is as though we have been thrown back into the worst excesses of the English Restoration! What will be next? Powdered wigs?) For our unfortunate young man, this begins a slow slide into a depravity which includes devout attention to every move made by Karl Lagerfeld, vegan eating habits, and attempts to mold themselves into copies of that Tim Gunn fellow who is constantly flouncing around on Bravo TV. Gradually, if left unchecked, he finds himself in a circle of Faggotry, unable to escape.

What can be done, you ask? Several things:
1. Demand the State Department deport these McFly Mincers at once. (And all their ilk.)
2. Demand your local stores stop carrying this trash. Start with Wal-Mart. They love to pull sinners off their shelves.
3. Search every corner of your house to see of your daughters are harboring such lewd publications as this "Attitude" rag.
4. If you find your sons with such trash, take them to your preacher immediately to see if reparative therapy is in order.

Vigilance is our primary weapon, my friends. We must ever watch over our homes for signs of sissification. Or else, your son may very well come home one day in a kilt, accompanied by his new friend Brad.

YIC
Brother Yancy

Dear Friends in Christ,

The day we have feared is now upon us.  Andrew Sullivan is now and forever officially beyond prayer. By this travesty of a "marriage" he has gone and locked himself into a circle of faggotry, which due to the state of things in Taxachusetts, he may not be able to get out of without litigation.  Our crack legal team is on the case and will report back soon.

In the meantime, friends, to add insult to injury, Sullivan has gone so far as to post pics of his shamefeul theatrics on his blog. Please consider shielding your younger children from these shocking photos:
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Now, it would appear his mister is considerably taller than Sullivan, but he must be standing on a  box for this shot.

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And what, may I ask you is this flotsam and jetsom creation?
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As a final note, you would think that people with this much money could hire a decent photographer, one who could focus and frame a bit and you think they could afford a couple of neckties!

YIC

I had a church elders meeting tonight that went on far, far too long. Brother Sam Goslin, who IS our Treasurer, goes on and on about the blame electric bill, till my eyes cross and you want to just spit and cuss. I swear, sometimes I think that way back when in the woodpile, there might be a faux Jew in Sam's lineage. And besides, if there had been a Ten Commandments Thursday today, on Republican Faith Ministries, as per usual, I would have reported Sam Goslin as having illicit relations with an unmarried young single mother of one little bastard that lives in one of Sam's Section 8 properties. I have it on very good authority that he just takes what the housing authority gives him as their portion of the monthly rent and then the tennant's portion is taken out… well, in trade — so to speak. If she ain't careful she may be able to trade up to a THREE bedroom arrangement with a newly arrived blessing which will no doubt have Sam's distinct hook nose. Sam might just have to buy him some new properties to make sure his chippie can be accomodated.
YIC

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

It has only today come to our attention that a Papist backsliding Republican Conservative, Andrew Sullivan, is this week purporting to enter into a "marriage" in the godless state of Taxachusetts where such theatrics are given the force of law. You may remember days gone by when Andrew Sullivan preached a fairly square brand of libertarian conservatism.


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While objectionable on many levels (he purports to be a Papist, however it is doubtful he can show a paid-up card in the Cult of Mary) he still had many sound economic arguments and was young and robust on the teevee, which is generally good for bringing in younger voters to the Republican Party. But now, as we have learned, he has not only given in, body and soul, to the allure of Malignant Narcissism, he now seeks recognition of his behavior by a State. He needs our prayers. We need to pray for Andrew that he walks away from the altar, desk, Liberace candelabra or whatever sort of props have been provided for this disgraceful, sham performance. Come back to us, Andrew, we are all sinners. Repent!..

Brothers and Sisters, let us pray:

Oh, Lord, we pray for Brother Andrew Sullivan, trapped in a Circle of Faggotry. Let him cease to cleave unto a man, instead let him cleave unto a woman - any woman. Hold out the door, oh, Lot and protect Brother Sullivan from the lustful men of Sodom (and maybe even Gomorrah) who would compel him into an Unplanned Sexual Event. Give them instead your daughters to cleave unto, lest he become a pillar of Salt in the sight of God! Oh, Yes! Amen! Hallelooyah! In Jesus Name we Pray.

Shall we have a song of praise? Yes, I think so. Sister Moderator Grace, "Shall We Gather at the River", key of G if you please.

YIC
Brother Yancy

Dear Friends in Christ

As many of you may know, a great attack is being waged upon Republican Faith Ministries for a Commentary posted on their website by Pastor Tobin Maker, in which he expressed dimay at the New UK PM spitting in poor Tony Blair's face and turning his back on commitments Mr. Blair had made while in office.

During this endless round of attack, subbornation and character assassination, a theme began to emerge that some of these people longed to bring Britain back to the days of the strong Leadership of Margaret Thatcher and extolling the days of Winston Churchill.
"Not so fast!" I admonished! Take a closer look, first.
As you know I have never been reluctant to gore a sacred cow, particularly is she brings forth poinsoned milk. (e.g. My recent post on Streetwalking Hooker Anne Coulter.)

Here is the advice I gave the fellows:

I am sure Mrs. Thatcher was a fine lady, but you know the idea of this country coming under the rule of a woman is just unacceptable. As regards Mr. Churchill, I had always thought highly of him as well until very recently when I picked up a used book at the Saturday Flea Market at the State Fairgrounds entitled "Churchill: A Study in Failure" by a Robert Rhodes James, and my, oh my were my eyes ever opened.

(You will recall Mother and I had to take a sabbatical from the Saturday Flea Market after that unfortunate incident where I collapsed from heat prostration and she went sailing down the midway, was rescued by a large child of Ham, who somehow dislodged her oxygen tank which rolled further down the midway, exloding on contact with the propane cookers used by the two Vietnamanese sisters who sell fried frog legs there every week. We have made ourselves scarce since.)

Anyway, I digress. My point was that I, too, had been sucked into this Churchill myth which I believe was promoted by Edward R. Murrow who turned out to be a Communist and John F. Kennedy, a Papist and serial adulterer, who, as you are aware, was briefly President of the United States.

He caused terrible losses of sailors during Worlds War One with his risky policies and created havoc with the poor miners when he was Chief of all Coal Mines. These Welsh traipsing in and out of here should know a thing or two about that incident, if any of their grandfathers lived to tell the tale after Churchill got done with them, Then, the way that man dressed? Mercy! There he is all over the place, slouching around in an old rumpled suit or dressed up in some costume uniform, forever holding up two fingers, for what reason, I haven't the faintest idea. I mean, say what you will about Mr. Neville Chamberlain, the one thing you can't take away from him is that he was definitely a VERY snappy dresser.

YIC
Brother Yancy

Dear Brother Yancy
I have seen many posters call you anti-semitic and I have read harsh words from you about the Hebrew peoples. Do you hate Jews?

Open Minded
Brooklyn. New York

Dear Open
Of course I do not hate Jews. This is just a distraction, mud slung by our enemies to take people's attention away from our true Message of Love and Salvation in Jesus Christ.

The Jews were the chosen people of God. Praise his NAME!

The only concern of many of us is the JCM (Jewish Controlled Media) which seeks to de-Christianize this Nation. And, American Jewish doctors who conspired after World War II to force circumcision onto a Gentile populace. They did this, of course, QUITE understandably, due to their unfortunate experiences as a race, in Germany, and to obliterate obvious differences Jew from Gentile. The theory was that they could retain their ritual and be able to hide among the general populace should certain people be able to again organize themselves as the Germans did in the 1930's. This is a very smart camouflage tactic. Unfortunately, it is also mutilation directed at Gentiles who are of an age such that they are powerless to object.

Take comfort in Revelation 3:9 "I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you."

These false Jews, the ones controlling all media today, will fall at Christ's feet in the End Days. (Witness faux Jew Howard Stern, self-proclaimed "King of all Media")

Do not confuse this truth-telling with anti-semitism, as many of weak mind have done. We love the True Jew. The Jews were the children of God and they lived Under The Law before the coming of Christ and Christ offered them freedom from The Law and many chose this freedom, but others turned their backs on it. Christ came to Earth to free the Jews from the Law and to bring all men together in one family.

The false Jews count among their number the cabal of (mostly) American and other citizenships of Jewish Doctors worldwide who enforced a program of mandatory involuntary Circumcision (mutilation of helpless Gentile infants) starting in 1945 and continuing unabated to this day, except for the efforts of many brave parents who have to INSIST their children not be mutilated and bring lawsuits to prevent it. It is completely understandable why this was done, post-1945. As a present day horrific example, please listen to the daily rants of faux-conservative faux-Jew Dr. Laura as she reviles Christianity with her daily defense of Gentile Infant Mutilation.

I hope this clears things up for you.
YIC
Brother Yancy

Dear Friends in Christ,

I recently came over this repulsive photograph of that Hooker Anne Coulter in a lascivious embrace with a Child of Ham. I was so upset, I immediately wrote Sister Gaines-Crockett to advise her of same.



Dear Sister Gaines-Crockett,

God bless you for this ministry and your incipient forethoughts on many, many subjects. As we have discussed, the faithful are regularly derailed by agents of the JCM (Jewish Controlled Media) who pose as Godly people, but who are, in fact, worse than Hilary Clinton or Sheryl Crow or the like. I know we have spent many hours where you graciously gave of your time for me to explain my theories about Dr. Laura (Radio Doctor Deceiver and Faux Jew) and The Obese Deceiver (Rush Limbaugh) -- drug addict, cigar smoker and patronizer of teenage prostitutes in Trinadad and Tobago, and what have you.

Long ago, you, yourself, warned us about the harlot Anne Coulter, and many in the community may have had their doubts. Doubt NO MORE, Brethren and Sistern! Do but gaze upon the attached photograph and your eyes will be open and your ears made gaping and you shall hear the words of God's Prophet, Sister Gaines-Crockett! Oh, Jesus, in Thy Name, I charge these doubting elect to heed her divinely inspired word!

As Mother would say, "Picture. Thousand Words." Clearly she is, as per usual, dressed as a whore, and here, it would appear, moments away from a fetid tryst with a Child of Ham, has-been actor from the 70's, JJ Walker.

I trust in your wisdom to seminate this to the ministry if, and as, you see fit, proper, appropriate and fitting with God's Plan.

YIC
Brother Yancy

PS - I want to thank you for your continued private prayers for Anderson Cooper of CNN and his struggles against the Curse of Malignant Narcissism.

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I got into this MySpace thing for the sole purpose of sharing my knowledge and experience with others in a Christian (Baptist Republican) Framework. I invite one and all to post questions on any subject you like. I will try to answer them forthwith. I look forward to all earnest inquires.

Yours in Christ (YIC)
Brother Yancy