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[05 Aug 2009 | Wednesday]
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Current mood:  breezy
Category: Blogging
lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
lThose of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
lSometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
lHonesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.
lBefore you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
lThe funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything you its too late for you to stop reading it you dumb fuck.
lRestraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.
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[16 Apr 2009 | Thursday]
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Current mood:  bouncy
Authentic [.Kill Jeffy.] and [.Jeffy Germaine.] shirts:: Different Shirt types. [1] Trendy chic- colors: purple+pink. ($27.50) [2] Grunge glamor- colors: Green+blue. ($27.50) [3] Evil Hottie- colors: Red+white. ($27.50) [4] Preppy scene- colors: Yellow+orange. ($27.50) ______________ Ordering Sheet:: Name: Shirt Size: Shirt type[shown above]: Mailing address: _____________ Up to 12 people can order from each catagory. I will not place the orders unless I have at least 12. Thankyou! Offer ends soon.
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[04 Apr 2009 | Saturday]
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Current mood:  discontent
Category: Life
Of course I missed you- When you left. I missed you every second... With every breath. I know you can hear this- Because I can feel your soul. You are there as my conscience. The other half to my whole. "No one's gonna take me alive- The time has come to make things right. You and I must fight for our rights- You and I must fight to survive." You live on, in me... In my daughter. Your rough skin still is imprinted- on my skin... Even after- You died. "Hopeless time to roam- The distance to your home- Fades away to nowhere. How much are you worth- You can't come down to earth. You're swelling up, you're unstoppable." They won't let me keep- Any pictures of you... And me. Your favorite, I was. Do they understand? Their jealousy is just... It seems so lonely- with no one who I can speak to. With no one who knows me. "Our time is running out. Our time is running out. You can't push it underground- You can't stop it screaming out." Your great-granddaughter- would've loved you. Your spoiling ways- How you'd treated me too. How much I need you- But you aren't here... Never again- Never near. God, How much I miss you, now.
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[31 Mar 2009 | Tuesday]
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Current mood:  blah
Category: Life
1.[.Jeffy Germaine.] Is your friend... Now send her nudie pics and cookies.-joke- 2.I luhv people who think that I'm kewl. But that luhv ends when those people start copying my style. 3.I don't care if your Atheist, Christian, Budist, Satanist, or a Holy Priest of the Catholic church... Don't fuhkin' preach to me about religion- Because I refuse to have one. That means- SCIENCE is how I deduce things... I don't pray. 4.Don't message me tYpIN' lyk dis... Because- unless I can read what your typing... I won't even bother opening anymore messages from you. Which includes... Type that reminds me of black dudes... Redneck words... Don't even think about messaging me if you plan on useing double negatives. 5.Twilight Fans... Just because you most likely now own the books and have watched the movie a million times does not make you a true fan. You people are currently obsessed... I read the books as they gradually made there way to book stores. Between years '05 and '08... BEFORE The movie was released... So-DON'T even mention it. 6.If you plan on coming to my page and sending me hate mail because I like Star Wars and Harry Potter- please come up with a good argument.. Don't just type "They're gay". Because, honestly, I don't give a shyet what you think. 7.Yes, I am 17 and recently had a child... Don't tell me "it's wrong" because at least I'm still with the guy who gave me this wonderful baby. Don't tell me that I'm "not mature" enough to raise a baby... Because, I am. I'm a 24/7 mother... No exceptions. 8.OH! Any if anyone thinks that I'm superficial or vain because I have alot of 'me' photos... The reason I do that- is because I'm constantly changing my look. Got a problem? Then I can block you from my page. ....Have fun. Because- I'm sure I'll have more interesting things to type later.
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[06 Feb 2009 | Friday]
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Current mood:  breezy
Category: Blogging
It has come to my attention that the next Book made Movie will be in theaters Sometime in November of '09. Be excited- at least you didn't have to wait for the actual trailer commercials to find out. =]
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[05 Feb 2009 | Thursday]
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Current mood:  breezy
Category: Life
I remember once, when I was the one telling you to leave me... Because I thought you deserved better. Now, I'm the one telling you that you CAN'T leave me because... well, Because I'll be damned if I'd even let you. On the outside, you're cold- but on the inside- You're just as bitter sweet as I am. Have you ever heard of a soul stone? Well, it's the stone which you must find the other half to- and the person who has the other half, is in fact your soul mate. Your's and mine both have this chippy knick cut out of our stones. But when put together, forms a cute little heart. [[You're a Leo and I'm a pisces, yay. Lions eat fish! [haha inside joke]] Once upon a time, I was once super fun- I was normal and completely unoriginal. Then along came Mr. Michael Hurley.... One shattered heart later... I added eyeliner. Here comes Mr. Jared- another piece of hit the floor, then came hairdye and black clothes. Mr. Michael Woodrum... helped wth my substance abuse. Mr. Hayes- leads to the 'no eyebrow thing'. Here comes Mr. Adam Roark- the one guy who said "I love you" first and then just suddently stopped calling. He added to my oh so wonderful self-esteem. Then there's you... a guy complete oddity to nature... The Caveman to my Amazon. The guy who saw me completely naked a week into our relationship!!! The ONLY guy to see me naked... The one who didn't care I was chunky, the one who was more jealous then me, the one who said "I love you" while drunk... and meant it. The one that tried to marry me[twice] and who I have a daughter with... The one who gives me chill-bumps, who makes me so happy and sad at the same time. The one that I love, The one that I don't want to leave... The one I want to spend the rest of my short life with... The one that makes me mad, and angry, frustrated and irritated- and then completely changes my mood with his pornstar penis. I guess what I'm trying to get out in this blog is... I love you- ......and don't fuck me over, or bad things will happen. [.KJ.]
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[18 Jan 2009 | Sunday]
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Current mood:  breezy
Category: Blogging
In the summer of 2009, the Newest Superman movie[ Superman:Man of steel ] Staring Brandon Routh will be in Theatres... You have no idea how fuckin' excited I am... <3333 Brandon Routh was deemed by me to be the best Superman of the passed Millenia.
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[08 Dec 2008 | Monday]
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Current mood:  breezy
Category: Life
Okay, Okay... Okay. Here we go. =]
Lillian Monroe was born on December 3rd, 2008 at 4:19 p.m. to a Miss Jessie Hutchens and a Mr. Roy Ashworth. She weighed 7 lbs 4 1/2 oz. and was 22 inches long...
Yeah, it was incredible- I had just turned 39 weeks pregnant and my Doctor[[OB/GYN Edwards.]] Decided that I needed to be induced- seeing as how I was borderline diabetic before I was pregnant... They induced me on the 2nd of December around 6:30 p.m. They broke my water Dec-3rd at 8 a.m.
Of course I felt almost nothing- due to an epidural... yay. From the time I was fully dialated to the time the baby was out... Was maybe 10 minutes. Soon I'll have pictures up- but first... I need to wait until my water goes down...
OKAY, love to you.
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[22 May 2008 | Thursday]
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Current mood:  artistic
Category: Blogging
All that ugly knows is pure-
Alone in a world that chastized...
That girl.
They say an ugly child makes-
the most beautiful sins.
Then begins-
nothing more then what was done.
Dead things,
Remembering us...
Old clothes that no longer fit.
Ugly?
I could stand up every domino...
And not be dissapointed if they fell...
Beauty, me?
I cound understand,
if beauty were accepted in me...
Maybe.
But, beauty never reveals itself...
Well...
At least not in mirrors anyway.
My words are fickle,
But what they mean is consistant.
Beauty,
a loneliness that I don't need.
Oh yes-
Beauty is an aimless path;
when you have someone there..
Telling you-
"you're beautiful."
They make...
YoU GoRgEoUs
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[04 May 2008 | Sunday]
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Current mood:  artistic
Category: Life
Courage to do what I had to...
Magick the only thing I never knew;
Bravery, never really means heroic.
"Hand in mine, into your icy blues And then I'd say to you we could take to the highway With this trunk of ammunition too I'd end my days with you in a hail of bullets..."
And as our hearts have been alined...
Yours lies are also meshed with me.
Will you ramble on with me?
"I would drive on to the end with you A liquor store or two keeps the gas tank full And I feel like there's nothing left to do But prove myself to you and we'll keep it running.."
Haven't I been enough...
Unless blood is thicker then love...
More of them can be made...
Why only choose this one?
"As lead rains, will pass on through our phantoms Forever, forever Like scarecrows that fuel this flame we're burning Forever, and ever Know how much I want to show you you're the only one Like a bed of roses there's a dozen reasons in this gun..."
Never was I more offended...
Then to learn I wasn't-
all you've wanted...
Now as my creative juices flow...
Let me pull my own trigger.
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