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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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Current mood:  chipper
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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It's coming... 
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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Now I know a bunch of you out there are all "laxatives are bad for you if you use them too much" and "they ruin your insides" and "they'll give you stomach cancer" and "didn't you read the instructions on the side of the box? you can't keep taking them."
Well I'm here to tell YOU that this here is the United States of America. And if you want to be beautiful in United States of America you MUST TAKE LAXATIVES. Who cares if they may you sick? I mean really...wouldn't you rather be sick and SKINNY? I think Britney had it right the first time...pizza - laxative, burger - laxative, latte - laxative. Look at the tabloids. The world LOVED Britney when she took laxatives. Now she's a size 4 going to the gym, and all we can do is puke at her side fat!
So to you I say - SMOOTH MOVES. Join me in my efforts to add a little Senna to everybody's tea cup.
Good day.
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
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I'm an Anthropologic Master of the Arts. At least that's what the paper will say.
Columbia U. May 21, 2008 son!
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Saturday, March 08, 2008
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i felt free today and it wasn't cuz he was dead although he had in fact died it was only in my head i had been liberated from stupidity and deceit simply by organizing my tax receipts i felt free today burnt some sage, frank, and myrrh but i wonder if my weed still let the cleanse occur liberation was in order cuz see i beez the shit and that could be why i keep getting stuck with assholes i felt free today i don't care if i offend cuz really how smart am i to have been a slave again?
kami jones
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Thursday, July 26, 2007
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I'm slow with them...
I's sorry!
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