Myspace,

On May 13th my next feature film comes to DVD, Botched staring my partner in crime, Stephen Dorff. It is a think piece, involving robbery, murder and mayhem. You won't actually find me in the film as there was some mix up with the casting. I do hope you enjoy the film anyway. As a public apology from the film creator, the people behind the camera have mentioned to me that on the HD DVD (I believe it stands for Huge Disc) I make a cameo that allows me to kill any character I choose.

Due Check it out and let me know what you think at Doctor.Slasher@gmail.com


Good Day for now.

Ladies and young gentlerman of my internet,

According to a profile I saw the movie There Will Be Blood was showing at the local supertheater. I feel compelled to write to you from the brink because I can see all of you on my page. Please listen. As a doctor please note my squeamishness regarding blood has been lessened over the years as well as my regard of the visualization of brains. I used to see brains and begin to lose the rose of complexion, but now grey matter excites me. As an update, I have researched where the Bipedal receptors of the brain are, and go now render your legs useless with one stroke of the bat! Glorious!

On the subject of brains let me assure you that while There Will Be Blood has many brains, I for one can side with the Daniel Planview, as I was once like him. Let me stress once, as the character's ability to "deal" with scenarios is still primitive. I believe I've shown my ability to handle situations better in the past. As you may say, 'Nuff said on this nonsense.

You better believe I liked the movie, as I like most motion pictures. I'm working on a picture myself on Eastman Kodak color. It may be a episodic thing I don't know. What do you all think?

Russian death metal band FITS OF THE FATHER had me do a cameo in their latest video. The video is both violent and sexual with a sense of rawness.

Do check it out in time for Halloween and more importantly my second feature release Return to House on Haunted Hill (Not rated and you can kill anyone you don't like in the film, how fun).

Myspace,

The emails have been flowing down into my box about the music and lyrics to my theme song as created by Tuesdayblack455 a group of rather angry gents. So I wanted to supply the Lyrics so that if one is so inclined to do so they can sing along, look for my acting reel coming soon.


dr. slasher
dr. slasher
he's a crazy
homicidal disaster
he's an actor
with an audience
he's a scorpio
he'll slay you and
all your friends

Music.

Repeat.

Music.

Repeat.

Music.

Repeat.

End Song.

Dr. Doctor Slasher
Home: N/A Height: 5'11 Hair: Brown
Cell: N/A Weight: 165lbs Eyes: Brown
Email: doctor.slasher@gmail.com Website: www.myspace.com/doctorslasher


FILM

Return to House on Haunted Hill Co-Star Dark Castle Entertainment
House on Haunted Hill Co-Star Dark Castle Entertainment
The Frighteners Featured Extra Universal Pictures
Guardian Angel Co-Star Simms Films

THEATER

To Kill a Mocking Bird Supporting Birthright Productions
Hamlet Guard Frampton Peterson & Co
Calling Doctor Lovely Supporting Where's the Mayo Ent.
Debbie moves out of Dallas Doctor More Tea Productions
The Sea lives inside of me Doctor Confederate Theater
The secret lives of women Doctor No Bras Entertainment

TV

E.R Doctor NBC
Chicago Hope Doctor CBS
Third Watch Doctor NBC
Grey's Anatomy Doctor ABC
Are you afraid of the dark? Doctor Nickelodeon
M.A.S.H Doctor CBS
Diagnosis Murder Doctor CBS
Matlock Doctor CBS

PROFESSIONAL TRAINING:

John Hopkins University MDA Magna Cum Lada
Major: Medical Science
Minor: Acting for Film/ Improvisational Theatre

SPECIAL SKILLS: Carving, Pole dancing, Theater Combat with Dagger and Sword, Barber shop quartet, Improvisational dance, Writing, Voice Over Work and impressions.





References from Professionals


• "If you want over 30 years of complete Medical experience and a comprehensive level of complete professionalism, Dr. Doctor Slasher is the best!"
• Steven Weimer (Director of The Secret Lives of Women)


• "In this business you want the best and Dr. Doctor Slasher is the best in featured Doctor Extra work."
• Everyone at Warner Bros Studios.

• "If Dr. Doctor Slasher was meat, I'd slap him with a Grade A sticker"
• John Wilkinson (BAH Agency)

• "I've been in the business for 48 years and never, never have I seen someone "bring It" like Dr. Doctor Slasher. If you have a production you need to write a doctor in your scene and hirer Dr. Doctor Slasher!"
• Jake (Professional talker)

• "He kills, no other way to say it"
• Peter Johnson (Neighborhood Watch in Riverside)

• "I'm not gay, but I love him"
• Peter Phine (Peter Phine Acting School)