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Gender: Male
Status: Engaged
Age: 34
Sign: Cancer

City: Sin City
State: Nevada
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/27/2005

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Saturday, August 11, 2007 

Current mood:  awake
"Solo"


I think so hard for the right thing to say;
Constant sadness and confusion, this is the way.

Locked up inside, I pretend to be happy;
Yet my true unhappiness forever traps me.

There is nobody I feel I can tell this to;
Even if I did, there is nothing they could do.

So in the darkness I sit, alone forever;
By myself in life, solo on this endeavor.

Friends are never there, like they pretend they would be;
Always there when they need, but they're never there for me.

Another night alone in my room;
Is there nobody that can pull me from this gloom?

A chance to leave, do I dare take it;
I think not, I'll stay and fake it.
 
"The Dream"


As the darkness settles;
And the gloom sets in.

You've prayed to your god;
But did he forgive your sin?

Now you're in the darkness all alone;
No paths, no streets, no where to roam.

There is no tunnel ending in light;
And no pearly gates anywhere in sight.

You see no fire, so it can't be hell calling;
Not seeing anything your hopes are falling.

Is it a dream, or are you awake;
What if all the stories you've heard of dying were fake.

Or could this be heaven, how would you know;
Praying to your god at night, in a pathetic little show.

So where are you now;
Are you caught in the middle some how?

Then your eyes open, and you sigh in relief;
You were asleep, or was it god questioning your beliefs?
 
 
"Realism"


One who takes the "TRADITIONAL BIBLE" so literal that they spend their entire life trying to live in the way of GOD has only wasted their whole life trying to earn love from a GOD that has always loved them and will no matter their actions.
If GOD wanted us to live exactly like him he would not have supplied us with the power of thought or imagination, but would have limited us only to a program of his life.  People should know that they are free to live their lives the way they choose.  Will you not be loved by GOD if you kill, steal, lie?  GOD has given those who save lives, give, and speak the truth no more love than those who do not.  There can be good only if there is evil, if nobody killed who would need someone who saves, nobody, so would they still be great?  In the eyes of people, probably not, but in the eyes of GOD they will always be loved.  Death in itself is an act of GOD, but we fear it and worry about dying daily, why?  Because we feel that being physically alive we can grasp the nothingness of fortune, stability, and every other pointless goal we as humans strive to achieve.  No matter the power, stability or fortune you possess, it can be taken away from you in an instant by a GOD who cares not of your financial status, but of your heart, and not of your stability in life, but your soul and the way you affect the people you meet in life.
    I feel that people need to reconsider the purpose of life, we should live as we feel right and see if we can get closer to GOD, instead of trying to live like GOD and being so far away.
9:52 PM 
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Friday, August 03, 2007 

Current mood:  amused
Category: Parties and Nightlife

Hah so i hear and see some pretty wacky stuff at my job at the OG.  So i thought i would start sharing some of the off the wall crap with my friends.  In no particular order of course just as i remember or as i see n hear stuff i think is worthy.

1. A man paid a stripper $300 so he could smell her armpit for 5 minutes.

2. A man paid a stripper $200 for her to step on his nuts in her stripper shoes.

3. A stripper sat n gambled $800 away in a few hours and then complained about not making any money that night.

4. A little ass bottle of water is $7 haha

5. Saw a stripper knee a man in the nuts for not paying for a dance and being a dick ... then she got "Big Mike" the bouncer and he had to pay anyways.

6. HAH this one just takes the cake so far ... A man "offered" a stripper $6000 if she would come back to his hotel room and do him with a strap on while he sang childrens songs ... WTF?

7. There is in fact no sex in the champagne room, but you can get pretty damn close if you have enough money.

8. About 70 percent of dancers come from out of state to make money then go home.

9. Women are much more grabby and disrespectful to the male dancers upstairs then men are to the women downstairs... only difference is men like that.

10. While walking by i heard a girl ask "want me to stick my heel in my ass?" ... i just kept walking so i dont know the end of that one.

11. My bubble girls came to OG's right before i met them, which is i guess lucky ... cause i would have got my friends to make sure they had fun. *Just for Steph*

12. Parents do NOT care that you get off work at 7am and insist on calling you at 9am *grr forgot to turn off ringer*

13.  A girl got pissed off that a guy didn't want a dance so she pissed on him ... took a waitress awhile to get the story out of him, but i'm not lettin that chick sit on my lap.

14.  A guy who recieved a lapdance noticed blood on his clothes after the chick left ... eew, that's a bad bad thing.

15. Haha Apperently some guy paid $100 to rip off one of the cocktail waitresses fishnet stocking .... funny i usually get paid $20 to do this for them.

16. A guy wanted to pay a girl for her to take a crap in a napkin so he could take it home.

17. Many men have paid dancers so that they could lick their stripper shoes clean.

18. A guy took a dancer to V I P and licked her feet and sucked her toes for about 3 hours @ $600 per hour.

19. Some big balla was paying $500 - $1000 per round for girls to fight in the V I P room, they moved some chairs around to make a little ring and went at it.

20. A regular comes back to the VIP with a girl and plays cards for usually 5-6 hours @ $600 and hour ... i hope she at least lets him win.

21. A mans friend complained to management that the girl giving their friend a lapdance did not make him cum in his pants and they didn't want to pay.  Wonder who the good friend was who verified that info. 

6:41 AM 
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Thursday, June 01, 2006 

Current mood:  sympathetic
Category: Life
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes":

"I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door."

"Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game."

"I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?"

"I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion."

"I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off."

"When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability."
"I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!" 

"My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours." 

"I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines."

"I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business."

"We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations."

"I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor."

"I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them."

"I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building."

"It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!"

"I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans?"  Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else"

And if you don't like my point of view, tough... 

"I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!"

It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!! 
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Sunday, March 05, 2006 

Current mood:  devious
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

I HATE EVERYONE IN HERE!

That's right! I'm the bartender here, and that is an automatic licence for me to HATE YOU! So go ahead assholes, tell me what you're having?

You want a top-shelf Long Island Ice Tea? Well, first of all, I want to say, 'FUCK YOU!' and second, I want you to know how much of an asshole you are for ordering a top-shelf Long Island, you douchbag! It's going to cost $5.00 more than a normal Long Island, and I automatically HATE YOU for ordering it. So I'm just going to go ahead and make you a rotgut Long Island. See that plastic bottle of Kamchatka with the handles? That's all you, ass-munch. I'm going to charge you the top-shelf price, anyway. Go ahead and drink up, homie; you'll never know the difference. Fucking jackass!

All right, who was next?

You in the popped-up collar T-shirt, who is obviously trying to impress four girls by buying them all shots. So what will it be, fag-boy? Five Redheaded Sluts? You betcha, dickhead! I'm going to pour very little alcohol, fill it up with cranberry juice and watch you pretend to get wasted. It's going to be great! What's even better is how those girls won't even be talking to you anymore in about twenty minutes, when you finally realize they're using you to buy them shots. So thanks a lot, that will be 26 bucks, and don't forget the tip, Captain Hand-job!

Next!

Chief? You're calling me "Chief?" Well, since you feel you can call me "Chief", I'm going to go ahead and call you, "Cock-Munch who will end up sleeping with himself tonight, after spending all of his paycheck at MY bar". Cool? Can I call you that, since you're calling me Chief?

Ok, perfect, who's next?

HELP ME!

Oh, hey there, incredibly attractive girl who's obviously flirting with me as she's telling me her drink order, thinking I'll give her and her equally incredibly attractive friend the drinks for free. Whatta ya having? What was that? Cosmopolitans? Sure, no problem, here's two Bud Light bottles; now go shove them up your twats, you gold-diggers!

Who was next? Ha ha, great...here we go!

You three guys in the Striped Shirts. Let me guess Red Bull and Vodka? How did I know? I'm The Fucking Joshie, that's how. No problem, toolboxes; that will be $31.50, and you can't even have the rest of the Red Bull can, either. Just give me a twenty, a ten and a five and walk away from my bar immediately. Don't say a fucking word to me, because I will jump over this bar and kill you with my bare hands, you got it? Just keep walking away and everything will be alright.

Ok, another three hours to Last Call ... All I have to do is not pull out my Uzi and everything will be alright!

Who wants to kiss my ass next?

 

Here's your drink, now get the fuck away from me!  LOL!!!!  He he he he he........

3:30 AM 
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Thursday, August 11, 2005 

Current mood:  numb
“DROWNING”


Have you ever been going nowhere so fast,
 That you stumbled past the fact that you were lost?

 Noticing yourself in the middle of helplessness,
 do you now look for hope at your side?

Do you expect the people that know you,
 to not see how far from yourself you have fallen?

As if consumed by the sand on the ocean floor
Gasping and striving for breath once more

You look to me to pull you from the depths
I try so hard, but can’t force your steps

Restless night, and meaningless days
Thoughts of you have consumed so many ways

Will I be drowning myself along side you
Soon I can imagine, if you never see what to do.

Set yourself free, allow your heart to feel
Come on and live your life for real.
 
“Day by Day”

Do you lay in bed staring at the ceiling in the night?
Asking yourself “when will something go right?”

Only to wake up in the same bed you fell asleep in,
In the same boat as yesterday, nothing is changin.

What has to happen for a new life, a miracle of some kind?
Or would it be enough to push the fears from your mind.

Kept so locked up is what you really want in life.
Not by bars of steel, but by the past pain and strife.

Should the past have control of you in present time?
There’s nothing you can do to fix it, life comes with no rewind.

So press fast forward or least try to find play.
Need to learn to take life as it comes… day by day.

Even this will not ensure complete happiness by any means.
But at least it will let go to search out your dreams.
 

“Seize”

Sometimes we can feel our hearts yearning so desperately for something.  It feels as if we will be torn apart, but what we fail to realize is the rare rationalization of happiness.  That pain we feel is not our love trying to escape our heart by tearing its way out, but yet the feeling of containment and contentment of being unhappy.  It is not, nor has it ever been some elusive wonder so far out of our grasp that we should ever be so unhappy with not having if for even a moment.  Yet to look forward to when our time is right, and sometime will always be right for somebody in some place.  Hopefully your time is still to come, or you are living in it now.  For a few sad souls who failed to seize their time, will have to go on without that one somehow.  Seize what is yours when you have the chance, and don’t ever let an opportunity to smile pass you by.
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