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Age: 29
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Signup Date: 7/28/2005

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Monday, August 29, 2005 
This just in... Diddy still misses The Notorious B.I.G. Once again the now-P-less Diddy does a tribute to the still-dead Biggie Smalls on the MTV video music awards. Local VMA watcher Phil Levy says "I don't know why he (Diddy) can't just let it go. I mean hasn't it been like 10 years, geez find something new to keep your career alive". the scoop staff reports
3:27 AM 
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Saturday, August 20, 2005 

i saw scott baios' house.

 

 

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5:42 AM 
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Thursday, August 18, 2005 
phil levy, a shoe salesman at a local footlocker has confirmed that christopher walken was purchasing new reeboks this week. you heard it here first, walken is jogging.

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4:17 PM 
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005 
It's official folks. Christopher Walken is running for Prez in 2008. OH wow! Wowie! Wow-wow-wow! the scoop staff reports
11:33 PM 
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005 

Esther (Madonna) apparently fell off of her horse and hurt herself. I know what you are thinking, and unfortunatley she wasn't trying to have sex with the horse.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005 

 

This just in...andy dick can't be gay because he apparently hit on katie holmes.

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3:49 PM 
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005 
here's the scoop,

sarah jessica parker looks a lot like a horse. local veterinarian, phil levy, in an interview last week with a scoop staffer, was quoted as saying, ' you know, that sarah jessica character sure does look a lot like a horse.'

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7:39 AM 
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005 

After a few too many dark, stuffy years in the closet Rosie O'Donnell is finally going out for some fresh air, out on the roof that is.  The former daytime-diva is scheduled to play Golde in the Broadway revival of Fiddler on the Roof.  And just in case a Broadway musical and Rosie aren't enough gay for you Harvey Fierstein will be playing Tevye. 

Harvey is best known for his 5 Tony Awards and his role in Mrs. Doubtfire.
Rosie is best known for her Emmy Award winning TV show, her "just in case you don't believe me when I say 'I'm gay', I will get the most stereotypical lesbian haircut possible to prove it" haircut, and koosh balls.

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8:51 AM 
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Tuesday, August 09, 2005 

from our new york correspondants:

stay tuned for hot news from this slammin new club!

 

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2:18 AM 
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Sunday, August 07, 2005 

in a recent interview with us weekly rob thomas gave some insite: "i love tom in everything he's ever done. . . as to the reports of him(tom cruise) and i being romanticly involved, thats completely proposterous."

this just in: rob thomas is the new blow job.

 

 

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9:46 AM 
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